Coveted by stupid cats every day

It is a bit exaggerated to say that it is a wall. Although Bai Lan is tall, she is not fat, but she looks very strong, and she does not belong to the same type as Qiao Wu. She is well-proportioned and slender, with deep and three-dimensional features. "appearance.

"How did you come?"

"Are you going out?"

The two spoke at the same time. Qiao Wu was surrounded by the other party's height of 1.9 meters, and felt full of oppression. Or the other party said first: "Would you like me to come in and have a seat?"

Only then did Qiao Wu realize: "No, I have to go out."

The corners of Bai Lan's lips curled into a gentlemanly and mature curve: "I happen to be planning to go out too, let's go together."

You are already "going out", why do you act as if you just came out of this house.Qiao Wu still remembered that this person sent him home before, and it was probably at that time that he remembered the location of his home.

Although he may have treated this person like that, no one would be happy when a stranger suddenly appeared at his house without saying hello. Qiao Wu said coldly, "I'm going to the hospital, are you going too?" ?”

Bai Lan snorted, and then asked knowingly, "Are you sick?"

Qiao Wu thought to himself why this person was so angry when they met, but he didn't think much about it, because when he remembered what happened to Kou Zhao, he sued his head: "My stupid cat scratched me badly."

Bai Lan cursed: I'm not stupid, you're stupid if you don't even recognize me.

Qiao Wu said, "Excuse me."

After saying that, she closed the door with a bang, and walked sideways through the gap between Bai Lan and the door. Bai Lan took a few steps and caught up with her: "I just remembered, I'm going to the hospital too, so I happened to be on my way." , see you off."

Qiao Wu had an intuition that he might not be able to get around this person today, so it's better to solve it with two "rotten peach blossoms", so he stopped: "What exactly do you want to say?"

Seeing Qiao Wu being so straightforward, Bai Lan was delighted, and heard Qiao Wu say again: "I'll go shopping first, and then visit the patient. I'm short on time, so you must follow along. Let's talk on the way."

Bai Lan nodded hurriedly: "Okay, okay."

Qiao Wu raised her eyebrows: "You want to see me off?"

Bai Lan nodded again, and Qiao Wu said, "Then let's take your car."

"..." Bai Lan: "No car."

Qiao Wu, who thought he could take a convenient car: "..."

"I'll take the bus." Although Qiao Wu's neighborhood is a bit old, the location is very good. The business district in the city is not too far away, and it takes only ten minutes to walk there. It's about one or two stops by bus, which is very convenient.

Bai Lan followed behind Qiao Wu's ass, and asked intentionally, "Where's your cat?" Thinking of the big white cat at home, Qiao Wu felt even more headache. That guy heard that he was going to visit Kou Zhao, so he didn't go out anyway.

"It's housekeeping." That's all Qiao Wu could say.

Bai Lan couldn't help but start to be proud of her wit, she played two roles, first let Qiao Wu fall in love with herself, and then revealed that I am your cat, it shouldn't be too natural, any bandits who recruit masks should stand aside.

But after following to the bus station, Bai Lan suddenly remembered: "I don't have a bus card, you can swipe it for me."

The driver said coldly: "Billing by segment, you can't pay for it, please insert coins."

At this time, the bus had already started, and Bai Lan looked at Qiao Wu anxiously: "I don't have any money."

Qiao Wu, who was explained affectionately by the driver and Bai Li at the same time: "..."

Qiao Wu felt that it was the first time in his life that he had seen such a strange human being. He cast a dollar for Bai Lan with a black face. He almost suspected that the purpose of this person might be different from what he thought. Maybe he came here to eat and drink. of?

But since that night... I might, probably, have done something to him, so I should treat him to a meal.

Qiao Wu was silently doing psychological training for herself, but Bai Lan who was facing her suddenly realized a very serious problem: she forgot to bring money!

It's not that he forgot to bring money, it's that he and Ben have no money, even if he withdraws cash, he can only withdraw it from Qiao Wu's card, not to mention whether Qiao Wu will find out if he withdraws cash, he uses other people's money to treat others to dinner, It is even more excessive than eating and drinking for free.

But dating costs money. You can’t just sit on a free park bench every day and talk about life and ideals. From poetry and poetry to philosophy of life, although it feels good...

How should he make money?You only have one hour a day to be a human being, so go out to work?It's not too late to see Qiao Wu, otherwise when I was a cat, I would go to that "cat coffee shop" to work?Is there five social insurance and one housing fund?Wait, won't the wages be paid for by cat food?

The two fell silent, and soon arrived at the door of Lvwei Department Store. Qiao Wu planned to buy a similar gift for Kou Zhao as an apology, and at the same time made it clear, but unfortunately there was a huge tail behind him. No matter which store he went to see the gift, They all appeared there like pillars so fiercely that the shop assistants almost ran away in fright.

Qiao Wu had no choice but to change the plan temporarily, and found a dessert shop, and sat in a row with Bai Lan, "Aren't you going to pick out gifts for others?" Bai Lan seemed very happy, and the corner of her mouth was parted to reveal a mouthful of neat white teeth.

It's really sunny.Qiao Wu was dazzled by Bai Lan's smile, and thought to himself: Don't say that this person is actually quite handsome, "What on earth do you want to say, tell me now."

Bai Lan's eyes were burning: "I want you to be your boyfriend."

Qiao Wu was choked by the mango halberd and began to cough violently. Bai Lan handed over the tissue thoughtfully, and Qiao Wu took a while to calm down: "Say it again."

Bai Lan was a little embarrassed: "I'm too reckless, in other words, can I chase you?"

This person in front of me needs to have a good figure and good looks. He only looks at his appearance. He should be good to be a boyfriend, but he may be a little lacking in thought. How can someone directly ask if he can be your boyfriend just after meeting him? Is there is no serious relationship.

But this shouldn't be the first meeting. Didn't the two already have skin-to-skin contact, and it's probably because they gave it to others.

Qiao Wu also felt that although Bai Lan had a good appearance, it was a pity that he really couldn't swallow such a big man, not to mention there was a big one at home who kept telling him to go out and make friends, but could eat a mouthful of vinegar for all panting creatures. Cats are really not suitable for bringing people home.

Qiao Wu really wanted to tactfully refuse the other party, but unfortunately, after thinking about the words for a long time, when he met the expectant eyes of the other party, those words suddenly couldn't be said, and finally he just said dryly: "No."

Bai Lan was anxious: "Why? What's wrong with me?"

Qiao Wu can't say that you are so big, I might not be able to swallow it, and coughed dryly: "I have a master in my family, who is very fierce."

Before Qiao Wu could explain that "Master" is a cat, Bai Lan smiled happily: "Is his opinion so important?" Qiao Wu felt that he would look like a psychopath if he said it, but the person in front of him might not be able to do so after today. , I will never meet again, and I am too lazy to manage my image, and said bluntly: "My cat, I agreed to raise it for a lifetime."

Seeing the other party face such absurd reasons, instead of retreating without knowing the difficulty, Qiao Wu felt a little embarrassed and coughed lightly: "Once you choose, you will be responsible for life."

Bai Lan smiled even more beautifully.

Qiao Wu didn't want to waste time with this smirking psychopath: "What happened that day was because I drank too much."

He said suddenly, "I'm very sorry if I did anything to you."

Bai Lan: "Huh?"

Qiao Wu didn't wait for his rebuttal, and finished in one breath: "But everyone is an adult, and they all come out to play." Qiao Wu poked the mango pan with a fork, and the whipped cream made holes along the crust. Run off a plate.

Bai Lan seemed to have heard something that shocked him. She just stared at Qiao Wu for a moment, and Qiao Wu realized that his eyes were not pure black, but there seemed to be a little brown in the black. If it was a little lighter, it would be amber. color.

Is it a mixed race?No wonder it's so tall.

"Since we're out to play, it's inevitable that something will happen. If I have time, I'll treat you to dinner. This matter will be over, how about it?"

Qiao Wu said that Bai Lan listened quietly. Qiao Wu thought that Bai Lan should have listened, but who knew that the big man in front of him went in one ear and out the other. After Qiao Wu finished speaking, he didn't even respond to a single syllable. He looked at himself with a smile.

Qiao Wu never expected that this guy would pester him like this for nearly an hour, and then suddenly said he had something urgent to run away.

... No matter how you look at it, it looks like you are here to grab a meal.

But his portion of glutinous rice cake with coconut milk didn't seem to have moved at all.

Speaking of which, this person seems to be staring at people very obsessively, except for the purpose of "Can I chase you", there is no substantive expression.

I thought that I had spoken clearly to this 1.9-meter-tall "little brother" with a white name, and the matter should be resolved satisfactorily.

Who knows this is just the beginning.

From the next day, Qiao Wu could see this "little brother" as long as he opened the door. After being rubbed by the "little brother" for three days, the other party finally realized that it was not a good habit to take advantage of it like this, and called "little brother" again. In the name of "please return", I forcefully make appointments with Qiao Wu every day.

What is even more irritating is that the "vinegar jar" at home, not only does not stand up to protect him when he is needed, but always disappears. Qiao Wu complained angrily: "What do I have to do with him?" use?"

Bai Lan didn't know that Qiao Wu wanted to use "self" to drive away "self", so she made a very in-depth analysis: "Maybe it's estrus~ cats are like this, maybe they're going out on a date too."

Qiao Wu didn't discuss the meaning of "also" with him, but agreed seriously: "Thank you for your reminder. I will consult the veterinarian about sterilization later. I heard that scientifically raising cats means that they need to be neutered."

Bai Lan suddenly felt a chill: "That's not what I meant either!"

Unknowingly, Qiao Wu has been entangled by the big guy in front of him for more than half a month. I have to say that at the beginning, Qiao Wu was forced by the other party's prestige and his own inner apology.

But later I found out that this "little brother" knows the scale very well. He can't be shaken for an hour every day. He won't overly affect his life. The lover who has been together for a long time made Qiao Wu amazed.

Apart from being poor, there seems to be no disadvantage.

But it was not a problem for Qiao Wu to have an extra child, and he had just "dated" for so long in such a daft way.

On this day, Qiao Wu once again met Bai Lan who was waiting outside the gate of the unit during lunch time. Unlike in the past, today this "little brother" brought a bouquet of fiery red roses and smiled dazzlingly in the sun .

Qiao Wu ran out in two or three steps, really wanting to kick this heartless "date" out, afraid that others would not know that they were gay?

But in the face of Bai Lan's smile that was close at hand, Qiao Wu still didn't kick that kick, but he still needs to be educated, Qiao Wu cleared his throat: "Next time, don't..."

Don't worry, Bai Lan didn't finish listening when Qiao Wu's cell phone rang. The moment she saw the caller ID, Qiao Wu happily connected the call, but her expression changed very quickly.