Coveted by stupid cats every day

Inside was a big ball of...sheets?

There appeared to be white hairs protruding from the sheets.

Qiao Wu squatted down~ and poked the exposed hair with her finger. Bai Lan gave a flattering "meow". Qiao Wu found that the place where the hair was exposed was very irregular, not like the edge of a bed sheet, so she immediately understood It should be a hole made by a cat's sharp teeth.

Qiao Wu stood up, and kicked the blanket wrapped in hair balls lightly and lightly: "Speak humanly! Why are you pretending to be cute!"

Bai Lan poked out a cat's head from under the bed sheet flatteringly.

It turned out that when Qiao Wu was twisting the door lock, Bai Lan had already leaned out half of her body, but at that moment, her body suddenly felt unwell. Turned back into a cat again.

However, the bedroom was turned into a mess by him, and the bed sheet was bitten out of the hole again, which caused him to disappear temporarily, and then coolly recognized Qiao Wu's plan. There were too many comings and goings, and in desperation, he hid behind the curtains.

It's a pity that he has counted thousands of times, and forgot to count his huge figure of fifteen pounds and three taels, how can a mere curtain cover it?

Bai Lan: "Little Qiao, listen to my explanation. In fact, I just found out... hey, don't hit me!" "If you hit me again, I'll get angry and I'll tell you! Oh, I didn't mean it. I can explain the bed sheet. "I'm not playing anymore, are you? Let me tell you, Qiao Wu, don't think I'm afraid of you. Hey, I'll sue you for cruelty to animals. I'll expose you live!"

……

After half an hour.

Qiao Wu: "Come down."

Bai Lan: "You have the ability to come up."

"Okay, you wait." Qiao Wu took out a piece of talisman paper from nowhere, and Bai Lan hurriedly said, "Aren't you naked? Where did you take it out!"

5 minute later.

Under Bai Lan's reminder, Qiao Wu remembered that a few hours ago, this guy sacrificed his life to save him, so he stopped resentfully. But now Bai Lan is alive and kicking, biting the bed sheet and opening the window without authorization in the cold late autumn. , Locking myself out again, making myself unable to dress and freezing in the living room for an hour... It's too much to write.

Capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be forgiven, so Bai Lan acted as Qiao Wu's foot warmer, a big warm hair ball, hugging two cold feet, Qiao Wu originally just took the opportunity to stand up for the increasingly lawless big cat. As a rule, wait until he knows how powerful it is, then forget it.

Unexpectedly, Bai Lan hugged Qiao Wu's cold feet, feeling very distressed: "It's so cold, is it freezing?" Qiao Wu hummed angrily: "Yes."

Qiao Wu couldn't help but poked him with his toe: "Okay, don't hug your stinky feet, you have a cold again, and I have to take you to the veterinarian."

Instead of letting go, Bai Lan hugged Qiao Wu's feet tightly, and even leaned over to sniff it, and said sincerely, "It doesn't smell bad. It smells pretty good just after washing."

Qiao Wu: "..."

On this day, Bai Lan volunteered to act as a "warm water bag" for Qiao Wu, warming it from the feet all the way up, but it was a pity that as soon as it reached her thighs, she was thrown out by Qiao Wu's whole cat.

There are still a few days before Qiao Wu's master Xu Peipi returns to Yan City. During this period, Qiao Wu and Bai Lan are not idle. In addition to going to the unit for routine reports, Qiao Wu also took time to retrieve the pet shop. The cat card, together with the other two "crystals", was hung around Bai Lan's neck.

The current Bai Lan walks with tinkling sounds, and for those who don't know, she thinks there is a cat bell hanging around her neck, which makes her look more and more like a pet cat in the universal sense.

And Bai Lan also found that she has acquired new skills. Since she got the second "crystal", Bai Lan can gradually transform back into a human on her own, but the time for transforming into a human is only about an hour a day.

Even if one day does not change the human form, the time to maintain the human form will not be extended the next day, and the cumulative time cannot be accumulated.

Bai Lan thought it was unscientific, but at the same time she was secretly delighted. I don't know when, he gradually became dissatisfied with just being Qiao Wu's pet. He not only wanted to protect him and accompany him, but also wanted to be his kind, and stand side by side with him. Stand and be his support so that he is no longer alone.

Compared with the promise of "together forever" between the pet and the owner, Bai Lan wanted to use another mature voice of her own to tell Qiao Wu "Let's be together".

Taking advantage of Qiao Wu's working time, Bai Lan sneaked to the computer, opened the website of X Bao, and selected some suitable outfits for herself. Of course, she paid for it with Qiao Wu's account.

When the clothes arrive, she will be able to meet Qiao Wu. When waiting for the express delivery, Bai Lan looks forward to it and is excited, and finally realizes the happiness that people call "delivery delivery is on the way".

Qiao Wu's tutor Xu Peipi arrived before the courier. On Friday, Qiao Wu asked for leave, took Bai Li into a taxi, and went straight to Xu Peipi's residence.

Xu Peipi's house is very different from the fairy-tale style that Bai Lan imagined. It's very mixed and matched. The overall style is a serious Nordic minimalist style. The kitchen is a gorgeous Mediterranean style, but the living room is equipped with tables, chairs and benches. , is an expensive Chinese-style huanghuali.

Although looking at the materials and the elegant decoration, I know that this house must have cost a lot of money, but... it is hot eyes.

Bai Lan took a peek at Qiao Wu's expression, and found that Qiao Wu also had a face full of indescribable words, but she seemed to be used to it. Qiao Wu skillfully changed the shoes. The pair of slippers were the same style as Qiao Wu's home, and the size was also suitable. I am afraid they were masters. deliberately prepared for him.

Master Xu Peipi has energetic short hair, whether it was dyed or well-maintained, it is black and pure, and does not look like a retired old man, around fifty at most.

Xu Peipi patted Qiao Wu's head first: "Have you grown?"

Qiao Wu had no choice but to say, "Master, I'm already 24, what else can I grow?"

Xu Peipi slapped Bai Lan's head again, but unfortunately Bai Lan moved very quickly, and quickly avoided Xu Peipi's hand by turning her head. Instead of being angry, Mr. Xu laughed loudly: "This is what you said that cat?"

"Sit first, your brother went downstairs to buy some fruit."

Qiao Wu knew that Wen Peng must be going to buy durians, and the old man just took a bite. Sure enough, after a while, the door opened, accompanied by the smell of garbage cans that had fermented for several days.

Xu Peipi ate very sweetly. Qiao Wu, Wen Peng, and Bai Lan wanted to cling to the back of the chair, trying to stay one centimeter away from the old man. At the same time, they resolutely refused the invitation, which made the old man laugh.

Qiao Wu told Bai Lan about Bai Lan in the smell of durian, Xu Peipi wiped his fingers, put down the durian core and durian skin that had been gnawed clean, pondered for a moment, and repeated: "You said that thing Called 'Ao Ruan'?"

Bai Lan nodded. Wen Peng still had indigestion for a talking cat, but Mr. Xu accepted it immediately, and chatted with Bai Lan happily.

"What the hell is 'Ao Run'?" Qiao Wu asked.

Xu Peipi glared at Qiao Wu: "I forgot what I taught you since I was a child, and I don't know much about it all day long. I have loved to read idle books since I was a child..."

"Master, what I read is textbooks. If I don't study how to get into college." Qiao Wu retorted weakly.

Xu Peipi waved his hand: "What's the use of going to school? With your aptitude, you should learn Fengshui metaphysics. Well, let's not talk about that, isn't 'Ao Run' just 梼杌?"

"Tsuki?"

"Is that the 梼杌?" Qiao Wu asked, "That thing is not an ancient beast. It can change the color of the world when it goes berserk. How could it be subdued so easily?"

Xu Peipi said: "It's not once or twice that this thing has come down to the world to cause harm to the world, but this time there are no dead bodies everywhere. It is not tragic enough by previous standards. It should be restricted by something. Do you remember how it happened?" Is there any record of appearance?"

Qiao Wu said: "Remember, there is a beast in the Western Desolation. It looks like a tiger with dog fur, two feet long, a human face, tiger feet, pig mouth teeth, and a tail that is one foot and eight feet long. But that thing doesn't look so mighty, like a pig with a long tail."

Xu Peipi nodded: "It should be that the spiritual power is restricted. The 'unsolvable' and the sleepy spirit formation in the new house you mentioned should be taught by Wuwu. Every beast has different characteristics. Wu Wu's own stubbornness should be the use of people's obsessions to magnify that stubbornness. For example, the first poor boy who wants to be with his girlfriend will destroy her if he can't get it. This is not taught by Wu Wu. It's the murderer's own thoughts."

Qiao Wu gasped when he heard that: "This is too abnormal~"

Xu Peipi shook his head: "There are many unreasonable things in human nature, but most people will suppress the deviant evil thoughts." He continued: "Sun Boqiang in the second matter hopes to be loved by his beautiful wife and his father-in-law. property."

"It's Jiang Yiko who has become obsessed!"

"Sun Boqiang's obsession is to hope that Jiang Yiko will be devoted to him, and Jiang Yiko's obsession is to give. She hopes to obtain love through her own struggle and hard work. Whether it is breaking up with her family, or giving up her career, swallowing her anger and being beaten and scolded, she thinks that she She paid a lot and was very great, but in the end she may only have touched herself and hurt the hearts of her parents who really loved her."

"This is too stupid." Qiao Wu, Wen Peng, and Bai Lan all sighed together.

Xu Peipi also sighed, both of them thought that the master would have some good ideas, but Xu Peipi just sighed: "Isn't it, it's so stupid."

Listening to the master and apprentice chatting for a long time, Bai Lan's attitude was much more respectful than at the beginning, and she couldn't help asking: "Then what about my origin? Can the old man tell you?"

But Xu Peipi shook his head: "Your cat is so precious, I can't see clearly, so I dare not speak nonsense. As for the way you said to find his memory, I don't think you need to worry about it. The things he forgets will naturally come back to him. "Qiao Wu wanted to ask again, but Xu Peipi changed the subject: "You said that Sun Boqiang, after the police persuaded him, and after the divorce was agreed, he disappeared. I happen to have news about him, do you want to hear about it?"

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Whether you are tired from work or not, think about whether hot pot is expensive or not.

Whether the work is hard or not, think about mutton and hairy belly.

Instantly full of energy, isn’t it (˙?˙) By the way, Sanxi has been working overtime for 23 consecutive days, but the daily watch has never stopped. Isn’t it great? I want to boast and Huahua (proudly akimbo)