Coveted by stupid cats every day

It turned out that there was too much fighting in the house, and the unknown neighbor called the police. Not only the police came in, but Sun Boqiang, who was bandaged, was also in the team. He looked terrified and glanced into the house from time to time, as if he was afraid of something. He didn't dare to come in, but a young policeman who followed him got impatient and pushed him.

Sun Boqiang failed to identify the suspect on the spot due to his unstable mental state, and was taken to another bedroom.

Before the police could do anything, Qiao Wu put his head in his hands in cooperation, and squatted on the ground like a suspect, waiting for the police to check carefully.

No wonder the people's guards regarded him as a villain, the whole house was in a mess, as if ten demolition teams had worked together: there were debris of utensils all over the place, glasses, porcelain plates, dishes and chopsticks, and even a whole set of kitchen knives , Even the door of the baby room was inserted, like the handwriting of a vicious burglar.

As for Qiao Wu, as a strange man, no matter how you look at it, he is the "burglar" himself.At this time, Jiang Yiko, who was in the baby room, came out tremblingly holding the baby, and said, "I am the hostess of this house."

The policemen hurriedly asked: "Did this person smash the house?" Seeing Jiang Yiko's timid look, as if frightened, the policemen said again: "It's okay to speak out boldly."

Jiang Yiko suddenly mustered up her courage: "It wasn't him who smashed it, it was my husband! This little Mr. Qiao came in and rescued me."

Qiao Wu: "?!"

Bai Lan also blinked in surprise. This girl surnamed Jiang, who said she wanted to forgive her husband an hour ago, is now so happy to pour dirty water on Sun Boqiang?

Sure enough, you can't push people, especially women.

As soon as Jiang Yiko said that, several policemen looked at Qiao Wu again, and he didn't look like a robber. It was a policeman who recognized Qiao Wu first: "Isn't this the whistleblower who killed his relatives just a few days ago?"

Qiao Wu looked up, coincidentally, Jiang Yiko's neighborhood is not close to Qiao Wu's home, but it is actually managed by a sub-bureau. Before, Qiao Wu's biological father, Qiao Zhiyong, was blocked by people for gambling debts, and he took the debtors to block the plot. Qiao Wu, Qiao Wu simply reported that group of people together, and indeed saw this as a policeman when he was taking notes.

The policeman who led the team asked: "Who are you to the hostess, why are you here?" Qiao Wu said truthfully: "My cat once jumped into Sister Jiang's house through the window of her house, and I came in to look for the cat. I know it. Sister Jiang knows how to raise cats, I added her WeChat and sent her a red envelope, thank you for helping me find the cat, but unfortunately Sister Jiang confiscated it.”

Qiao Wu handed the phone to the police, and the police checked it and found that there were not many chat records between the two, and the few sentences were about cats, and there was also the red envelope that Qiao Wu said, so there was nothing wrong with it.

But Sun Boqiang's roar came from the bedroom: "That's not the case! Don't listen to that bitch's nonsense!"

As soon as Sun Boqiang came out of the bedroom, he was held down by several quick-witted policemen: "Calm down!"

At the same time, there was excitement outside the door.

It was the crying of an aunt. This aunt was far from the "poor health" described by Sun Boqiang. She was wide and fat, and she was probably stronger and more flexible than young people.

She cried, "How did my house become like this!" "This is my house, why don't you let me in!" She quickly broke through the cordon and saw her son being held down by the police, and she became even more angry: "Why? Kidnap my son? What the hell is going on here?"

Immediately, a policeman asked, "Aunt, who are you from these two people?" The aunt said, "That's my son! That's my daughter-in-law, let go of my son!" The policeman said, "Don't be nervous, Aunt, we'll pick you up." Reported, your son may be involved in domestic violence."

"What domestic violence?"

"It's just beating your daughter-in-law. Cooperate with us in the investigation."

"Investigate? Arrest?" Grandmother said angrily, "Do you also care about beating your own daughter-in-law?"

Uncle Sun winked at his grandma, and grandma reacted, staring at Jiang Yiko and said, "Don't listen to her nonsense! Maybe she lost her temper and messed up the house. You don't know, my daughter-in-law..."

The grandma began to chatter to the police about her daughter-in-law's faults, from being lazy to being extravagant and wasteful.

There was such a big commotion in Jiang Yiko's house, many onlookers gathered outside the cordon, and they all started whispering when they heard grandma's series of "Three Character Classics". .

After finally getting Grandma to stop, she asked Qiao Wu again: "Then why are you here today?"

Grandmother just noticed the existence of this handsome young man, and suddenly became angry again: "How do you know Jiang Yiko? What is your relationship with her? Comrade policeman, you have to ask carefully, I think my daughter-in-law is unconscious Heart!"

Jiang Yikou was already turning blue with anger, and Qiao Wu also understood the hint in grandma's words, and suddenly remembered something, and calmly said: "I happened to buy a cat bag and cat rope for the cat today, and I took a video, I want to come I want to decide whether to send it to Sister Jiang, but the last time I came to her house, I encountered her husband beating someone, after thinking about it, I felt uneasy, so I followed, and I saw her husband beating someone."

"What video?" The police focused on the key point. Qiao Wu took out his phone again, found the video, and clicked the play button. The video was not long, but Sun Boqiang's face was captured clearly, and the intimate movements with the woman were also clearly visible.

Grandmother was completely quiet.

The logic is easy to connect in series. A passer-by who was favored by the hostess by chance, saw the hostess’s husband having an affair while shopping, and kindly sent a video, and because he knew her husband’s violent character, he didn’t feel at ease. Big fight.

If it wasn't for the brave actions of passers-by, Jiang Yiko would have been hacked to death by her husband, and the fruit knife inserted outside the baby's room is an ironclad proof.

What a picture-rich scene, if the hostess surnamed Jiang was too late to hide in, it might be a murder case.

Seeing the truth of the matter, the rest of the policemen also said: "This young man looks very energetic, he doesn't look like a burglary." Another policeman echoed: "I also said that he should not have suspected him in the first place. How can there be a burglary? With pets?"

At this time, Comrade "Pet" was lying under Qiao Wu's feet, with a boneless appearance of "my paw is broken and I need to be hugged by the owner to get up", a fluffy ball, looking safe and harmless Well, no one imagined that almost half of the furniture in the house was destroyed, thanks to this harmless hairball.

Qiao Wu was in a hurry to take Bai Lan to see a doctor, and would take notes after the application. Bai Lan was lying on the ground in a cooperative manner, and even twitched her paws in order to leave early. give you?"

Qiao Wu said that he would just take a taxi, so he carefully stuffed Bai Lan into the cat bag. Before going out, Jiang Yikou called Qiao Wu: "Thank you."

Qiao Wu smiled at her: "It's okay, I'm helping you because you look like a person. She finally chose to divorce. After all, she lived a happy life for two years."

Jiang Yiko nodded, and waved again to Qiao Wu. Qiao Wu always felt that Jiang Yiko seemed to be different from before, like a different person, as if, as if his IQ had suddenly returned.

Bai Lan poked her nose out of the gap in the cat bag, and also expressed her opinion: "Once a woman is no longer in love, her IQ will return to normal." Qiao Wu pressed Bai Lan back with a finger: "Don't move!"

Under Bai Lan's insistence of "not going to the veterinary hospital", Qiao Wu had no choice but to take him home first. Bai Lan collapsed on the sofa like a "cat cake", and yelled that Qiao Wu would wipe the alcohol for him personally. Qiao Wu didn't know the extent of Bai Lan's injury, so he didn't dare to move. He carefully brushed away Bai Lan's thick hair, but after searching for a long time, he only saw the blood-stained hair, but not the wound.

"..." Qiao Wu hesitated for a long time and said, "The wound inside seems to have healed?"

Bai Lan: "..."

Bai Lan jumped up with a "wow", very vigorously, "This is impossible! I was seriously injured."

"..." Qiao Wu, "I'm sure you're all right now."

Bai Lan lay back on her stomach in frustration, and the whole cat spread out into a long strip, with "I have nothing to love" written all over it from head to toe.

Qiao Wu couldn't help laughing, and then remembered that what Bai Lan suffered was a skin trauma, not the "spiritual attack" of the "long-tailed pig". With his physical fitness, he should be fine. Qiao Wu took Bai Lanzai carefully again. After checking it carefully and making sure it was all right, Bai Lan asked Qiao Wu to give him a bath.

Qiao Wu thought that bathing the pet cat is also the responsibility of the owner. It seems that Dabai has not been bathed since he was raised, and it is a bit irresponsible to rely on this guy to lick his fur.

Bai Lan watched Qiao Wu put the water away, and then watched him rummage through the pet body wash—it was bought by Dafan after he was "adopted".

Qiao Wu suddenly asked: "By the way, Dabai."

Bai Lan raised her head: "Huh?"

"I remember you said 'Arrogance', what do you mean?" Qiao Wu seemed to observe Bai Lan's expression casually, but Bai Lan said without hesitation: "The name of that thing, I remember its name It's 'Arrogance'."

Qiao Wu asked: "What the hell is it?"

Bai Lan fell into thinking again, and after a while, she scratched her ears annoyedly: "It seems that there is something I can't remember, but I should have seen that thing."

Seeing Bai Lan's irritability, Qiao Wu didn't seem to be pretending—he naturally believed that Bai Lan would not deliberately hide anything from him—Qiao Wu said: "By the way, counting the days, my master should be back soon. Being knowledgeable may help you."

"Really?" For some reason, Bai Lan felt as if something was about to come out in her heart, but she just couldn't think of it. This feeling was very uncomfortable.

Especially after seeing that "long-tailed pig" today, Bai Lan had a premonition that the master Qiao Wu was talking about might really help him solve the puzzle.

"Plop!" Qiao Wu was splashed all over, "Dabai!"

Bai Lan struggled harder. Felines are probably born with an innate resistance to water. When Qiao Wu finally picked up the thumping Bai Lan, she was soaked.

One person and one cat spoke at the same time.

Dabai: "Do you want to wash together?"

Qiao Wu: "Tsk tsk, I always thought you were puffy."

The author has something to say: Bai Lan: Last time someone asked me if I was s or m.

Qiao Wu:? !

Bai Lan: I said I am xxl

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