Coveted by stupid cats every day

In front of Qiao Wu, Dafan has always established a "gentle and calm" gentleman image, but this time he was so flustered that he spoke incoherently and made a phone call instead of sending a WeChat message.

"The 'Yintang is black' you said last time may have come true... There seems to be something in the wall of my house, yes, it is the wall that Dabai scratched before."

When she heard that it was Dafan's call, Bai Lan became unhappy, and she refused to even pat her hair, and pointed her ass at Qiao Wu to show that she was angry.

Qiao Wu was so happy that he couldn't come here to make trouble, so he concentrated on listening to the phone. "Little Guozi! Do you really understand this? Do you have a solution?"

Because of the excessive fright, Dafan's voice on the other end of the phone was extremely loud. Qiao Wu was listening to Dafan's narration with relish, but now he clutched the phone uncomfortably and walked a few steps away.

After agreeing to the other party to go and have a look, he hurriedly hung up the phone.

Sure enough, Bai Lan didn't let him go. Regardless of being angry, Qiao Wu contacted that 'unruly' guy again, wagging her tail and leaned over: "What did he call you?"

Qiao Wu once again felt the embarrassment similar to the public execution of the second disease. He felt his face was hot, but he still controlled his emotions and said expressionlessly: "The nickname of the forum is 'soba pancakes and fruits save the world'. You can’t use your real name.”

Bai Lan: "Pfft hahahahahahahahahahahaha."

Qiao Wu was angry and pushed away the big cat that was attached to his ear: "This is called network security! A perverted murderer may chase you home at any time based on the real information you provided, and you don't have any precautions and how to surf the Internet!"

Bai Lan laughed enough, and said to the point: "Actually, Xiao Guozi is quite cute."

Qiao Wu was puzzled: Why did the cute kitty become so annoying after being able to talk.

Bai Lan was in a good mood, "So you never told him your real name?"

Qiao Wu was immersed in the embarrassment of being ridiculed, and responded angrily, but Bai Lan's good mood lasted for a long time, and even Qiao Wu was busy preparing to go to Dafan's house to "see" things, but she didn't come out to make trouble .

An hour later, Dafan appeared downstairs Qiao Wu punctually. Qiao Wu's residence was an old community with no real estate, and cars could come in and out at will.

Goodbye Dafan, Qiao Wulian's first impression of "this guy is pretty handsome" was completely wiped out, Dafan lost a lot of weight in a few days, his cheeks were sunken, his skin was pale, and he had dark circles under his eyes , looks like a hybrid with both vampire and panda blood.

At this time, it was the tail end of the morning rush hour, and the speed of entering the city was much slower than leaving the city. It would not be a problem if the 10-minute drive took an hour, so Qiao Wu asked Dafan what was going on.

Dafan said [-]: "Since you left, that is, the third day after I moved, I was lying down at about eleven o'clock, and I heard a 'knock on the door'. I just feel strange, who came to see me at night."

"Is there no one outside the door?" Qiao Wu asked.

When Dafan talked about this, the hands holding the steering wheel began to tremble: "Someone, the neighbors downstairs, said that there was a water leak in my house, which made their ceiling~wet~, so I had to let them in, but my floor is clean , and no water."

"I sent them away, but I heard the sound of water in the bathroom. When I opened it, there was blood all over the floor, which was where the downstairs neighbor said the water was leaking."

Dafan held the steering wheel with one hand and fumbled in his pocket with the other, still not forgetting to ask Qiao Wu for advice: "Do you mind if I smoke a cigarette?"

Qiao Wu shook his head, Dafan lowered the car window, and lit a cigarette in the slow-moving traffic: "The dripping drips in the faucet are also blood. I wanted to call the police, but I took my phone and went back, and the blood was gone." He took a long puff of smoke, and calmed down a little: "The floor is clean, I almost suspect that I have an illusion."

Qiao Wu said "Oh", "Is there any more?"

Dafan: "Later, I never dared to go into the bathroom in the living room. I only used the bathroom in the bedroom... There was nothing unusual about the bathroom in the bedroom. But the next night, there was another knock on the door. Go and have a look."

His Adam's apple rolled, and he swallowed: "The knock came not from the door, but from the wall."

"wall?"

"Wall, the wall that Dabai scratched." Dafan glanced at the big cat nestled comfortably in Qiao Wu's arms, "It's good that Dabai has gone back, otherwise, if something happens, how should I talk to you?" Confession."

Dafan Hou said fearfully: "Three days later, I couldn't take it anymore, and now I've been living in a hotel. But when I go out, I keep encountering strange things, such as eating whole pieces of fingernails and women's long hair during lunch." , I can dream of knocking on the door when I sleep at night, it's really scary."

Sure enough, after walking for an hour, we finally arrived at our destination.Returning to the new home, Dafan couldn’t gather the pride he had mentioned about the new house before, and couldn’t stop trembling even when inserting the key, like a patient with advanced Parkinson’s syndrome.

Qiao Wu couldn't help it, but Dafan blocked the door: "Little Guozi."

With a "poof", Bai Lan was quietly kicked by Qiao Wu.

Dafan looked at the wall facing the door in a desperate manner, and lowered his voice: "Little Guozi, do you really have a solution? If not, don't trouble you, let's find a good Feng Shui master to come over and take a look." look."

Bai Lan licked the tip of her tail kicked by Qiao Wu, and thought, "Did you just find out that you went to the doctor in a hurry?"But if you are lucky, 'Xiao Guozi' is a legendary Feng Shui master.

Qiao Wu saw the black air in the room from a long distance, which seemed to be a little bit worse than before, so he calmly said, "Go and see, you will know?"

Said he walked sideways into the door, Dafan had no choice but to follow, Qiao Wu stood with his hands behind his back, and found that the black air seeped out from this wall. When he first came here, the evil spirit in the room was not too heavy, but now it is. Seeing clearly, Bai Lan started to plan the wall again, but Qiao Wu took a step back by holding the nape of her neck: "How long are you going to plan with your claws?"

Due to the presence of Dafan, Bai Lan had no choice but to "meow" in protest, "Don't scratch your claws anymore." After Qiao Wu finished speaking, Bai Lan stopped planing the wall with satisfaction.

Qiao Wu was muttering something, and pinched both right hands, the movement was too fast, as if pinching a piece of talisman paper out of thin air, Qiao Wu threw it casually, the talisman paper was as hard as a steel knife, and a third of it was embedded in the wall inside.

The talisman paper moved little by little with the movement of Qiao Wu's hand in the void. Sometimes it seemed to encounter obstacles, and it was slightly stuck, but Twelve was unimpeded, drawing an irregular polygon in the cement wall out of thin air.

Leaving Dafan and Bai Lan stunned, Qiao Wu stopped his hand, and the talisman seemed to lose its strength, and fell softly on the ground. Leave a little garbage.

Bai Lan's angle of view was slightly lower, just enough to see that the cinnabar talisman on the talisman paper seemed to have completely lost its color after Qiao Wu's tossing, and turned into an ordinary piece of yellow paper.

Qiao Wu rolled the "yellow paper" into a ball, then stuffed it into a backpack, simply "sat on the floor", reached into the bag and began to search.

Dafan was already dumbfounded: "Xiao Guozi, do you really know magic spells?"

Before Bai Lan sneered again, Qiao Wu couldn't bear it anymore and said, "My surname is Qiao." I don't know if it was Qiao Wu's "skill" that gave Dafan a sense of security, or simply knowing the other party's real name, Dafan's eyes lit up. : "Little Joe."

Really everyone likes to call it that.

"..." Qiao Wu: "Forget it, let's call it that."

Dafan saw Qiao Wu digging in his pocket for a long time, the talisman paper and bottled black dog blood were a mess, but they were quite intimidating. Although Dafan didn't know how to catch ghosts and subdue demons, he had read a lot of ghost novels and Fantasy movies, knowing that these are the sharp tools of the "dirty stuff" fear.

Dafan stared intently at Qiao Wu's raised eyebrows, his beautiful almond eyes slightly opened.

Is this found?

I have to say that Qiao Wu's appearance really fits Dafan's, or the aesthetics of most gays, beautiful but not feminine, youthful but not childish, but he never expected that he would have such abilities.

Da Fan's heart turned a thousand times, and he saw Qiao Wu gorgeously pulling out a Montblanc classic Meisterstück pen from his backpack.

Bai Lan: "..."

Dafan: "..."

Qiao Wu coughed lightly: "What's the matter, ghost hunting is a luxury."

Bai Lan still looked at Qiao Wu suspiciously, and Qiao Wu breathed a sigh of relief at the fountain pen: "Well, I didn't buy it, I snatched it from the old man, it's a high-end customized version, and it's only for drawing characters."

Dafan really wanted to agree, but there was always Xiao Qiao's intimate tone, it didn't seem like the illusion of talking to him, he opened his mouth, but finally didn't make a sound.

What is written in the pen is not blue and black ink, but the red... is cinnabar!Will the pen not clog?

Now is obviously not the time to worry about whether the pen will be blocked. Qiao Wu painted an extremely complicated spell on the wall, which is not so much a spell as a pattern.

Qiao Wu filled in the densely packed talismans bit by bit along the area circled by the talisman paper before, and two hours had passed by the time they were all drawn.

Qiao Wu took the last pen, wiped off the white wall dust on the pen, put it in his backpack, and said, "It's done."

Dafan: "What's okay?"

Qiao Wu rubbed his tired shoulders, and sat down on the brand-new lazy sofa in the living room: "It can be opened." Qiao Wu made a "tearing" movement, using actions to show that "manual work is a must!" I'll leave it to you."

Dafan looked at Qiao Wu, then at the big cat who immediately started licking its paws after meeting his eyes, and soon realized that the "manual laborer" was himself.

We can't let "Little Guozi" be able to work hard again. Dafan was heartbroken and boldly took two steps forward. He stood in front of the wall, grasped the edge of the spell range with both hands, and exhausted all his strength. , tear it apart.

The wall opened in response to the sound, and the wall was completely torn off by Dafan like a Velcro, but when Dafan saw clearly what was in the wall, he let out a loud voice and dropped the almost complete wall. A smash!

The author has something to say: read yesterday’s comments, many babies (clouds) have cats, and my silly cat, Wanzi, is quite a family member. He turns his belly when he touches it, and comes running wildly when he yells. When he returns home, he is greeted at the door. I don’t struggle to cut my nails. After sitting on the sofa for a long time, cats will grow on my head. Ah, it seems to have become a show off sticker [squinting smile]

Also, try Huahua?

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