Coveted by stupid cats every day

Hearing Qiao Wu's question, the little ghost felt even more aggrieved. With difficulty, he stretched out his small fat hand and pointed to the top of his head: "Fu."

Bai Lan glanced at the little ghost sympathetically, and thought: If this little ghost can speak clearly, he must say "Are you stupid?"

Qiao Wu also seemed to be aware of this problem, and slapped his forehead: "Forget, forget." As he spoke, he tore off a piece of talisman paper on the door. The talisman paper was pasted on the door panel without any disguise. , but it was mixed in a lot of colorful small advertisements, and the words "recover old appliances" and "repair sewers" "fainted out of the paper", completely inconspicuous, and after a long time, even Qiao Wu himself forgot.

This is a "gatekeeper" that can prevent dirty things from entering and leaving the house. Qiao Wu has been able to see all kinds of messy "dirty things" since she was a child. A "gatekeeper symbol" will be pasted on the door.

After tearing off the "Gatekeeper Talisman", the little ghost finally passed through the door, floated in mid-air for a while, and said coyly: "Brother, brother, mom, I'm angry, I'm going home."

Qiao Wu thought of the phone call made by the "rich businessman's gossip boyfriend" to Lan Manman, and couldn't help but think: the bamboo basket was empty, the popular star was played by the scumbag man's emotions and body, and he couldn't become a rich wife and lost his son. There is no material compensation, it is no wonder that Lan Manman is not angry, Qiao Wu waved her hand generously: "Go, protect you ~ Mom."

The little ghost floated away reluctantly, Bai Lan flicked his tail, and licked his paw in disapproval, Qiao Wu didn't know if he was talking to himself, or explained to Bai Lan, saying: "Don't worry, he will hurt you when he goes back." No one else." Seeing her big cat still squatting at the door, Qiao Wu kicked Bai Lan's fat ass with her toe: "Not going in yet."

Bai Lan turned her head, bared her teeth at Qiao Wu, and walked in obediently. Bai Lan had lived in Qiao Wu's house for a long time, and she already had a sense of ownership.

As soon as he got home, he picked up his small bowl with ease, put it in front of Qiao Wu with a "boom", and let out a "ow" like a grandpa.

Qiao Wu found out that her big cat now does not meow "Meow Meow Meow" but "Aoaoaoao", which is taken for granted by the boss, and it translates into ~ human words, "Don't you order me takeaway, do you want to murder me?"

Qiao Wu had enough brainstorming, and felt that cats were all Shaking M. Cats are such a disgusting creature. How can a dog be loyal and cute?Qiao Wu was dissatisfied and said, "I just ate before going out, and now I'm eating again, are you a cat or a pig?" Qiao Wu said while deftly dodging Bai Lan's approaching claws.

With distaste in his mouth, he obediently opened the ordering app and ordered Bai Li his favorite teriyaki eel rice.

Flipping through the menu, Qiao Wu touched his stomach, and suddenly felt a little hungry, so he looked at the menu and ordered a beef bowl rice, "I was too tired just now, let's have some supper." Qiao Wu comforted herself like this.

Naturally, today’s live broadcast was the last meal. At this time, Yan City’s lanterns were first lit, and a certain video website obtained the exclusive right to live broadcast on the Internet. It was synchronized with the TV. On the screen, there were handsome men and beautiful women in their clothes and temples. Qiao Wu couldn’t help but see Jiang Congdong awarding the award. Putting down his chopsticks, he poked the big cat: "Did you see that? That's my idol, and I don't even need an autograph today."

Thinking of Qiao Wu's nympho look, Bai Lan became unhappy for no reason, and let out an angrily "Aww": embroidered pillow.

Qiao Wu didn't know that the big cat was slandering his idol, so he still watched mesmerized, and murmured in a low voice: "If I can find a boyfriend, I'll find someone like him."

Bai Lan pricked up her ears, her amber eyes stared round, Qiao Wu saw his "stress reaction", and couldn't help but flicked Bai Lan's ears: "You seem to understand. "

Bai Lan felt that she might have auditory hallucinations, otherwise why would Qiao Wu not speak again?

Qiao Wuan watched TV quietly, and said after a while, "Actually, I like men."

For some reason, knowing that although his big cat is smart, he must not understand such complicated information, Qiao Wu felt a sense of relief that he was "finally out of the closet".

He continued to watch the party refreshedly, not noticing that the big cat on the side seemed to be digesting this matter seriously, and even the speed of gnawing on the eel was a little slower.

In the live video, Lin Qianyuan smiled brightly. She was wearing a low-cut evening dress and waved to the audience. I don't know whether it was intentional or not. At this time, the camera turned to the "Mediterranean Sea" in the VIP auditorium. The host finished speaking. , jokingly said: "Thanks to Daheng Real Estate for the title sponsorship, and to the sponsor's father, Zou Dao!"

It turned out that the "rich businessman's boyfriend" was surnamed Zou. Although Qiao Wu didn't buy a house, he knew the name of Daheng Real Estate. The properties under their banner were almost sold all over the country. A billionaire real estate tycoon?No wonder the two actresses were jealous.

The camera turned back to Lin Qianyuan. The haute couture dress was shining brightly under the spotlight at the party. It matched the limited edition bag very well. As for why Qiao Wu knew that the bag was limited edition?

Kopti in the barrage had already explained clearly, Qiao Wu couldn't help but be speechless, this bag is more expensive than clothes, and she threw it in bottles and jars so casually, and she almost didn't find it - it is said that it is from XX brand This series is already ridiculously expensive, but because of the limited edition, the price of this one is even more expensive than my own hard work to save a ghost.

Qiao Wu looked at the price of popular science in the barrage, still undecided in shock, took a sip of Coke to subdue the shock, and muttered: "No wonder they say 'cure all diseases', with so much money, cancer can be cured."

Bai Lan who was on the side choked for a while, and coughed violently, as if she had choked on her master's "high theory".

One of the reasons why Qiao Wu likes to watch live video is the barrage, which almost saves the trouble of watching the news. When the host is showing off, there is already a quarrel in the barrage. , the Golden Flower Award actress in this world is definitely Lin Qianyuan.

The other party retorted: Take my Yuan away without an appointment, as if you "plastic surgery monsters" gave me alms, my Yuan was originally an actress, thank you.

Qiao Wu ate supper and looked around for a long time before realizing belatedly that the "plastic surgery monster" refers to the "House Goddess" Sun Lajiao he saw today.

Qiao Wu took out her phone and searched for news about "Sun Lajiao" while listening to the live broadcast of the awards show on the pad. Collapse, or miss the Golden Flower Award for Best Actress."

Qiao Wu clicked on the content, and found that the official explanation was: Because Sun Lajiao used unqualified prosthetic fillers, her face was distorted and disfigured, and she is currently in the process of further communication and coordination with the plastic surgeon.

At the end of the article, the experts warmly reminded: If you have plastic surgery, please go to a regular tertiary hospital, don't blindly believe in the "advanced" foreign plastic surgery technology, be careful not to lose your wife and lose your army.

The mosaic with the picture is particularly careless, and it can be called "thin as a cicada's wing". Sun Lajiao's apple muscles are raised and lowered, and her nose is also crooked. Where is the "House Goddess"?It is simply "Midnight Bell".

Qiao Wu suddenly understood why the brat rubbed her face. It turned out that she had known for a long time that Sun Lujiao had used a knife on her face. As long as she rubbed her face, Sun Lujiao would disfigure her face and would not leave any lies, so why use it? What about the risky operation method of needle pricking?

However, the direction of public opinion was too obvious. Qiao Wu felt that Lin Qianyuan and even her senior brother were all suspects—if it was Sun Lajiao's own problem, it would have nothing to do with supernatural events at all.

The awards ceremony was drawing to a close, and it was indeed Lin Qianyuan who won the Best Actress crown.

Soon some so-called insiders came out to comment: Sun Lajiao made her debut in her teens, but unfortunately she has never been popular. Now she has become a movie queen, and she is very proud. I am afraid that her stardom will be limitless in the future. It is similar to Lan Manman's experience , maybe another superstar.

Qiao Wu turned off the news client on his mobile phone and let the iPad play automatically. He "Ge You paralyzed" on the sofa, stroking the cat while stroking his stomach, thoughtful.

Bai Lan refused to obediently let Qiao Wu touch her hair. In fact, Bai Lan had been absent-minded ever since Qiao Wu came out to him. After waking up, he bared his teeth fiercely at his stupid humans.

Qiao Wu withdrew her hand resentfully: "For you to eat and drink, even if you touch it, what are you doing?"

Bai Lan simply farted and sat on Qiao Wu's stomach, pretending that she didn't understand anything, turned her head and licked her hair, Qiao Wu struggled to push Bai Lan down: "Don't you know how much weight you have? You're vomiting."

It was rare for Bai Lan to jump up again without being entangled, but she approached it meaningfully, took a snow-white front paw, and pressed Qiao Wu's flat belly.

This person eats a lot, but he doesn't see any swelling. He doesn't have any muscles on his body, but he doesn't have any fat, and he's not thin. If he had to use one word to describe it, it would be "flesh and bone evenly", and his face is long. She is so cute, with big eyes and long eyelashes, exuding an innocence that never grows up.

Bai Lan suddenly remembered that during the day when Qiao Wu and his senior brother were showing off their cuteness, they didn't seem to have any sense of disobedience, and they were actually a little cute.

Seeing her big cat gently stepping on her stomach with its paws, the pink pads and snow-white fur, Qiao Wu suddenly felt relieved: Forget it, you can raise it, it's rare to have a companion who can't die.

After the awards ceremony was played, the video automatically went black, and there was no lively background sound in the room. Qiao Wu's self-talk became clear: "Even if she is a competitor, she will kill them all. What about Lan Manman, who is a rival in love?"

Qiao Wu sent a WeChat message to his brother in a lying down position: "How is Lan Manman?"

Wen Peng replied in seconds: "The hospital is resting, there is no abnormality."

Qiao Wu replied with a rather embarrassing "OK" emoji, but Wen Peng ignored him.

For several days in a row, Lan Manman was recuperating. It seemed that her body was indeed traumatized because of the miscarriage. On the other side, the "House Goddess" Sun Lajiao yelled that the relevant departments should be responsible for her injury, but was ridiculed by the crowd.

I heard that the insurance company was arguing with her about medical expenses, and even the brokerage company didn't care about her. It seemed that she had decided to let Sun Lajiao fend for herself. The girl who was arrogant a few days ago not only disfigured her, but also became a The well-known 'ugly' is really embarrassing.

Qiao Wu's leave note hasn't expired yet. According to his usual habit, he would always sneak out to play at this time, especially in places with a lot of people, but there is a big cat at home, so it is not convenient to take it out, but also It's not good to throw him at home and let him starve, but it's rare for Qiao Wu to calm down and become a quiet "beautiful otaku".

However, the happy days of the "beautiful otaku" were not long. A few days later, the "bait" that Qiao Wu put down had an effect.