Chen Shi

Chen Zhi tentatively asked, "Did it work last time?"

Cui Yan's gaze was gentle and dangerous, as if she was watching a silly little white rabbit walk into her wolf's lair unknowingly: "It turns out that what you gave me last time was dragon spirit. Your Majesty is indeed the Lord of the Peoples, He is erudite, knowledgeable and omniscient.”

Chen Zhi's eyelids trembled, and he realized that he was careless: "It's easy to say, easy to say. In fact, in fact... the fairy told me in a dream. Ever since I knew that you need dragon spirit to be willing to be emperor, I have been thinking hard, searching my brain, praying day and night, and finally Emotional, a fairy told me in a dream that as long as I pray sincerely, I can summon the dragon spirit."

Cui Yan said: "Oh? I've never seen an immortal, so I don't know what it looks like? Does it look like the one enshrined in those temples?"

Chen Zhi said: "Like! Very similar! It's almost exactly the same as the one that Gao Delai enshrined when you sworn obeisance." It's just that there are two more dark circles.

Cui Yan smiled: "Did he say anything else?"

Chen Zhi said: "He also said that this dragon qi can only treat the symptoms but not the root cause. If you want to eradicate it, you still need to take out the demon pill. It's just that after taking out the demon pill, your vitality will be seriously injured and you need to be supplemented."

He spoke with sincerity and heartfelt words, really very sincere, but unfortunately Cui Yan didn't appreciate it, and lazily turned her gaze out of the window.Just as the waiter brought over breakfast, the conversation naturally paused.

Chen Zhi secretly sighed.Although I know that Cui Yan's suspicion is serious, but it is so serious that she refuses to listen to her, and she can only say that she is terminally ill.He wanted to directly throw the person down, open the abdomen, take out the demon pill, and suck a mouthful of blood... But the force is scum, everything is scum.

The two ate in silence.

Cui Yan asked: "How does it taste?"

Chen Zhi said, "It's delicious."

Cui Yan said: "Okay, then I will send them to the palace every day."

Chen Zhi gnawed on Baozi's hand, raised his head and said, "I am known to be stupid and incompetent. No matter how outrageous my behavior is, I can only break the lower limit. You are different. You are now accumulating reputation. It wastes people's money."

Cui Yan smiled and said: "Don't worry, I have paid enough money, and I have the right to add business to the store."

Chen Zhi said: "If you like to eat today, you may not like to eat it tomorrow, so there is no need to mobilize people."

"Your Majesty is really ruthless." Cui Yan said with a half-smile, but she didn't insist anymore.

Suddenly, a horse neighed outside, mixed with various exclamations and curses.

"What happened?" Cui Yan stood up and quickly walked to the window.

Chen Zhi stuffed the last bite of steamed stuffed bun into his mouth, wiped his mouth and hands slowly, then grabbed two steamed stuffed buns, and glanced at the window.

The streets that were originally full of people and vehicles have been blocked by crowds of onlookers.

In the center of the crowd of onlookers, a dozen ruffians with unkind faces stopped a carriage, yelling and cursing.At first, the driver of the carriage resisted by sitting, but was dragged aside and beaten, and he became silent at all.

There was no movement in the carriage for a long time, the ruffians couldn't hold back, one of them jumped into the carriage and kicked the carriage away.

Immediately a seventeen or eighteen year old girl rushed out screaming, kicked and beat the ruffian, but was hugged and jumped off the carriage.

The other ruffians burst into laughter.

The ruffian who snatched the girl said loudly: "There is also a fat woman inside, she is a bit older, but her skin is white and tender, and she can sleep with the light on!"

The other ruffians rushed forward immediately, causing screams in the carriage.

After a while, the fat woman was dragged out. She was indeed thin-skinned and tender-fleshed, and she was dressed in gold and silver, indescribably rich and noble.

Chen Zhi looked down, Cui Yan looked at Chen Zhi, and seeing that he hadn't responded for a long time, she said, "At the foot of the Son of Heaven, His Majesty's face didn't change when such a bad thing happened. I'm astonished at how calm I am."

Chen Zhi was wronged.The coachman seemed to be beaten, but in fact he didn't even touch him, he just passed out from the sweat; the group of "ruffians" had a solid foot, and they looked like Lianjiazi. They surrounded the coachman and got into the carriage in one go, obviously well-trained He dared to act presumptuously under Cui Yan's eyes, and the origin is clear at a glance; the acting skills of the girl and the fat lady are so natural that it is impossible to tell whether it is true or not, but it cannot save the overall collapse of the plot.

So, it's not that he didn't take the bait, it's that his dedication to playing the fake emperor for many years didn't allow him to fall into such a poor performance.

He had no choice but to talk nonsense: "Those ruffians look familiar."

Cui Yan immediately realized that the other party had discovered her trick, and the mask she had painstakingly maintained all morning was almost unbearable.

After trying Chen Zhi's heartbreaking pill to no avail last night, he thought twice and decided to continue to maintain the harmony on the surface.Reach out and don't hit the smiling person, at least in this way, Chen Zhi can't refuse his closeness.After being close for a long time, he doesn't believe that Chen Zhi is an impregnable wall with no flaws at all.

Today's scene was arranged by him.Just to see whether the peace and prosperity that Chen Zhi keeps talking about is true or false.

It was unexpected for him to be exposed so quickly, but how could there be only one real show?

Cui Yan smiled and said, "Fake plays can also be real."

His smile exudes a cold air, making Chen Zhi involuntarily step back half a step.Immediately afterwards, I heard Cui Yan say: "Just then, I felt that the woman looks familiar. After thinking about it carefully, she seems to be the wife of Monkey Yin."

Yin monkey?

A round and kind face appeared in Chen Zhi's mind.

When Yang Zhongju was alive, he didn't have many chances to meet ministers at close range, and he was even less impressed.With a family background like Nian Wuxia's, it is only through his face that he is familiar, but Yin Monkey is different, he relies on "bribery".

For example, the golden bean he bribed the black armored soldier was picked from the paperweight that Yin Shangong gave him.In addition, there are beauty fans, antique vases, jade fingers...not priceless things, but they are available every year.In the eyes of many people, Yin Monkey is a hardcore royalist.It's just that he has been stubborn for so many years, but he hasn't helped the emperor. Over time, even Yang Zhongju, including Yang Zhongju, has been treated as a joke and let him go.

Chen Zhi looked at the white and fat woman carefully, and said with emotion: "It's the first time I've seen Mrs. Yin Shangong, it really is a couple."

Cui Yan: "..." When life is at stake, what face do you still talk about?

He leisurely reminded: "If Your Majesty continues to watch, I am afraid that Monkey Yin will become a widower."

Chen Zhi said: "Fortunately, he is open-minded by nature, so he shouldn't be sad for too long. Then I will send him something... Is my private bank still mine?"

Cui Yan gritted her teeth sorely, and said with a fake smile: "Your Majesty is so sympathetic to the old minister, why don't you sacrifice your life to fill in the house! I think Duke Yin must be very happy!"

Chen Zhi looked at Cui Yan's face and remembered Yin Shan Gong's face, couldn't help but make a comparison, shook his head and said, "He's so beautiful!"

Seeing that Mrs. Yinshan has been dragged away by the black armored soldiers playing the role of "ruffian", Chen Zhi remained indifferent, Cui Yan closed the window angrily: "It is often said that the Tian family is ruthless, I still don't believe it, but now it has opened my eyes."

Chen Zhi sighed.

Next door to Huang Tian Ya is Cang Tian Ya, which is the Yamen that deals with retribution for good and evil.Who knows if Mrs. Yinshan is destined to be doomed like this.Whether she paid off other people's debts, or if she suffers today, this group of people will line up to pay it back in the next life.

Even an immortal is just a frog in a well in front of the complicated way of heaven.

Afterwards, Chen Zhi still went back to live in Yangxin Palace, and Cui Yan did not object.

Although the two palaces are close, if they don't communicate deliberately, they will be separated from each other.

Chen Zhi was lying on the couch, counting with his fingers, and found that Cui Yan hadn't appeared for five days.Last night, he went to Qianqing Palace with the invisibility talisman to take a look, but he didn't see anyone, so he asked the black armor soldier, saying he didn't know, as if he had disappeared from his life all of a sudden.

If you still can't see anyone tomorrow, you have to think of a way.

You can go and see Gao De come there for a walk to understand the current situation.Because among the three sworn brothers, only Gao Delai is wholeheartedly rebellious, and the other two are totally irrelevant!

A certain god whose buttocks were still hanging on the dragon chair clenched his fists: he was so pissed off.

Since Gao Delai's camp was some distance away from the palace, Chen Zhi "sleeped" as soon as the sun went down.

Putting down the double and tucking in the quilt, Chen Zhi stuck the invisibility amulet, just climbed out of the window when he saw a group of black armored soldiers coming into the room and calling him to get up.

No matter how much the stand-in looks like, it's just a puppet, and no one will respond to the black armored soldier shouting out his throat.Just when they were about to push, there was a soft sound of "Ding" by the window, and then the bed curtain was torn off...

Chen Zhi crawled under the quilt and lay down, put away the double, and lifted the black armor soldier's immobilization technique.

Seeing the falling bed curtain, the black armored soldier was stunned for a moment, and was about to shout again, when Chen Zhi got out from under the bed curtain, rubbed his eyes and said, "What's going on? Is it snowing?"

The black armored soldier said: "Miss Cui is moving, and I specially invite you to the banquet."

"No." Chen Zhi lay down and wanted to sleep.

I heard the black armored soldiers move out the gongs and drums... boom boom boom boom clang!

……

"Go, go, go, I'll go!"

Verbal submission is not the same as spiritual submission.

Chen Zhi got up slowly, changed his clothes slowly - every movement was like the slow motion of a centenarian.After finally getting dressed, he loosened his hair and asked the black armored soldier to braid himself a grand hairstyle suitable for housewarming.

Just as the black armored soldiers looked at each other, a soft voice said: "Let the grass people serve His Majesty."

Chen Zhi suddenly turned his head, with a ghostly expression on his face: "When did you stand here?"

Jiang Yi said: "Just before the bed curtain fell for no reason."

Chen Zhi's eyeballs rolled around quickly a few times, wondering if the other party knew that he had used the hold technique, after thinking about it for a long time, he felt that he probably didn't know.If he knew, what he said just now would not be the bed curtain, but the immobilization technique.

Slightly relieved, when he came back to his senses, Jiang Yi had already combed his hair.

"Wait, wait, what the hell are you combing?"

Chen Zhi looked at himself vaguely in the bronze mirror, his eyeballs almost fell out.

Jiang Yi said with a smile: "The flying bun means soaring into the sky, and it can't be more grand to congratulate."

Chen Zhi looked down to find the rock he lifted up and smashed his foot, and was about to throw it back!

……

After carefully preparing for nearly half an hour, Chen Zhi finally went to the banquet with disheveled hair.

There is no good banquet, and there are events to testify:

Cui Yan, who had been holding back for half an hour, sacrificed the heart-wrenching pill;

Cui Yan, who had been holding back all night, caused a big scene where a ruffian molested Mrs. Yin Shan;

Cui Yan, who has been holding back for five days...

It's scary to think about it.

When he arrived at the gate of Cui Jiao's new mansion, Chen Zhi didn't want to go.

He clutched his stomach and yelled: "My stomach hurts, I have to go back to the palace and lie down to get better!"

The black armored soldier looked at him indifferently.

Chen Zhi was a little tired from shouting, and stopped to rest: "I'm so annoying, don't you think about throwing me on the road, and let me fend for myself?"

The surroundings were quiet for a while, before I heard a clear and pleasant voice say with a half-smile: "How dare they?"

Cui Yan wore a cloak and walked down the stone steps in front of the mansion, and came to the carriage.

Chen Zhi sat up obediently and was about to get off the car, but Cui Yan stretched out her arms and hugged him horizontally.Chen Zhi subconsciously grabbed the other person's hair, and saw that his face was ugly, so he pulled at the skirt instead.

Cui Yan gritted her teeth: "Let go."

Chen Zhi said, "I'm nervous."

Cui Yan lowered her eyes and suggested with a smile: "You can hug my neck."

Chen Zhi thought for a while, stretched out two fingers, and carefully pinched a pinch of skin on Cui Yan's neck.

……

Cui Yan let go quickly.

Chen Zhi "croaked" when he landed, and happened to fall on the stone steps, his butt blossomed.

Cui Yan looked down at Chen Zhi who was holding his back and screaming for pain, and said insincerely, "I'm sorry, I'm ticklish."

Chen Zhi limped towards the carriage: "I want to go back to the palace to recuperate."

Under Cui Yan's signal, the carriage ran away, leaving Chen Zhi emptyly beckoning.

"The banquet has been prepared, Your Majesty please." Cui Yan said.

Chen Zhi had no choice but to turn back.He still remembers the setting of his limping and limping, walking extremely hard.

After the banquet, both Gao Delai and Zhang Quan were there, as well as Cui Yan's confidants and former ministers, Yin Shangong and Nian Wuxia were also there.The two of them didn't know what happened between Chen Zhi and Cui Yan in private, so they thought it was insignificant and gave them a few winks.

Chen Zhi guessed that today must be a Hongmen banquet, so he could only let out a long sigh, and sat down at the table with the most dishes, preparing to eat enough.

Unexpectedly, as soon as her butt touched the seat, she was pulled up by Cui Yan.

Cui Yan put her arms around his waist, pressed against his earlobe, and said affectionately: "Your Majesty will sit at the same table with the Caomin." As she spoke, she directly pulled her to the main seat, and sat down next to herself.

Everyone at the table looked different.

Zhang Quan said with an ambiguous smile: "That day I saw His Majesty and the third younger brother go in and out together. The relationship is unusual. Now it seems that they cannot be separated for a moment."

Cui Yan sighed vaguely: "Your Majesty has injuries to his waist and buttocks, how can I rest assured? Naturally, I have to take care of him every step of the way."

Zhang Quan laughed more and more wantonly: "Third brother is good at kung fu!"

Cui Yan followed and laughed.