Deliver food to aliens

Chai Huan turned on the computer tremblingly, and posted a post asking for help on Zhihu, titled: "What kind of experience is it to deliver food to aliens?" "

Time passed by 1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes... an hour, two hours, and finally someone replied to him.

"Aliens are not very good at work, what game do you play?"

Chai Huan stared at the screen and read the line over and over again, and finally burst out crying and laughing: "Sure enough, no one has delivered food to aliens, right? Everything today is my hallucination, right? It can't be just me So unlucky? Yes, it must be an illusion."

Chai Huan hypnotized himself several times like this, changed into his pajamas with a kind and peaceful smile, and climbed into bed. If one ignores his eyes that are still unconsciously weeping, this picture should be relatively harmonious.

In the dream, Chai Huan saw the alien again: he was holding a takeaway box, with a few tentacles protruding from the back of his head, sliding back and forth on Chai Huan's immobile body, and Chai Huan cried and begged for help. Forgive me, but the alien seemed to be happier, and even leaned over to feed Chai Huan. Opening his mouth was a row of terrifying fangs, like a shark, covering the entire gum, densely packed.

Chai Huan bounced off the bed with a bang, covered in cold sweat, gasped for breath, and took a long time to see the surrounding scenery clearly. He realized that he was still in his bedroom, and there were no scary aliens. tone.

It's an illusion, everything is an illusion.

Chai Huan lazily went to wash up, changed his clothes, and checked the time—six o'clock in the morning, not too late.

He put his bag on his back, hurried out of the dormitory, rode his worn-out small battery and drove all the way to the company.

Chai Huan used his summer vacation to work part-time as a food delivery job to earn some living expenses and pocket money. Although he was a bit tired, he felt pretty good.

Chai Huan has no other skills, but his hard-working spirit is very admirable. His physical fitness is good, he can run and jump, and he feels that it is a pity to waste time at home during the holidays. He simply did not go home this year, but stayed here. In a small town.

Seeing that the whole summer vacation is coming to an end, Chai Huan has also been tanned as an African boy, and only a mouthful of white teeth is left when he smiles, but he did not expect that an accident happened at the last moment, and the matter will start at noon yesterday——

At noon yesterday, Chai Huan came out of the community, took off his hat and wiped the sweat off his face: the temperature at noon was already as high as 41 degrees, and the surface temperature exceeded 70 degrees. Steaming outside.

He rode on the battery scooter, glanced at the order tasks on the phone, and the last one, so he could take a break and have a meal.

In the area that Chai Huan is in charge of, the customers who like to order takeaway basically know each other, but this time the order address has never been met before, so it should be a rare new customer who orders takeaway once.

The guest's address, Chai Huan, is no stranger to him. It is a high-end residential area, and it is very inconvenient to go back and forth after entering and leaving the door.

The address is not far from Chai Huan's current location, and the restaurant ordered by the other party is also nearby. Chai Huan went to the Japanese grocery store to get the meal, and then went all the way to the community. After registration, he turned left and right, and finally found the location. .

Chai Huan worked part-time for two months, and it was the first time he entered here, and he couldn't help but feel emotional: It is indeed a high-end community.

The community has all kinds of infrastructure, including several 24-hour supermarkets, high-rise elevator apartments on the outside, a small artificial lake, and two-story villas along the lake.

Chai Huan stopped in front of a small villa and glanced at the house number: AMO

Chai Huan blinked, and said to himself: Could it be a foreigner?Just right, you can also practice speaking.

Chai Huan pressed the doorbell with a bright smile on his face, but before the door opened, he heard the sound of glass cracking first.

A string of unfamiliar languages ​​floated out from the broken window. The other party spoke extremely fast, and the tone was also very strange. It was a bit like the metal current sound that came out after severe noise reduction in the late stage of the computer, which was very ear-piercing.

Chai Huan hesitated for a moment, and seeing that no one came to open the door, he moved towards the place where the sound came from. There was a garden in front of the small villa, and Chai Huan walked around the small garden to the side, and saw the floor-to-ceiling windows shattered all over the place. The scene inside the house appeared in front of Chai Huan at a glance.

The lunch box in Chai Huan's hand fell to the ground, and he froze for a moment.

I saw a total of four... people in the room?

Chai Huan couldn't describe the appearance of each other: three pink skins and one blue skin. Although they had hands and feet, they didn't have a single hair on their bodies. They were naked and naked. A golden thread of light flows, appearing and disappearing from time to time.

Even cosplay or performance art can’t achieve such a realistic effect. Chai Huan only felt that he was watching a big naked-eye 3D movie: he saw three pink-skinned creatures with “flowering” faces and long tentacles sticking out from behind their heads. , wrestling with each other; the blue-skinned creature was sitting on the sofa, as if it didn't see it, flipping through... the phone?

And under their feet, there are two creatures that should be human, lying on the carpet, life and death are unknown.

Aliens invaded... Killed people... I'm going to die... I haven't got my salary for this month... Maybe it's because the temperature is too high and I have hallucinations... I have to pay for the lunch box falling on the floor...

At that moment, many thoughts popped up in Chai Huan's head, but in the end they all disappeared one by one, leaving only a pair of eyes in his mind.

a pair of eyes?

Chai Huan snapped back to his senses, only to find that he was actually standing in the living room, with two unknown "people" at his feet, and standing in front of him was that blue-skinned creature with pitch-black pupils and no eyes. The white part of the eyes stared at him like the abyss of the universe.

"Chai Huan." The other party spoke, and it turned out to be a mouthful of words, and the pronunciation was still very clear and standard.

Chai Huan shivered and found that the temperature in the living room was really low.

"A sophomore majoring in advertising at Xinyang University. He is 20 now. He has been single for 20 years and has no girlfriend. There are three...four members in his family, and a husky..."

The eloquent thing looked at Chai Huan, and read word by word: "Part-time job during the summer vacation, no criminal history... What is this? A love letter? The writing is really ugly, um... the object is a man?"

The thing was talking to itself, its dark pupils showed no emotion, even if the tone was surprised, there was no expression on that face.

Chai Huan's face gradually turned pale, this thing... this thing can read minds?

He subconsciously covered his chest, thinking it might be useless, he hugged his head again.

The thing finally stopped: "Forget what happened today."

One of the pink-skinned things said hoarsely: "Don't you want to erase his memory?"

"Just dispose of it like these two? Why bother?" Another pink-skinned guy suggested.

Chai Huan was so frightened that he was about to kneel down: "I, I have a bad memory, very bad, I, I can't remember what happened yesterday, really! I, I will forget it soon, right away, no , will be forgotten now!"

Chai Huan tearfully said: "I, who am I? Where am I? Where do I come from? Where are I going?"

Blue skin: "..."

Blue skin said: "I know if you are lying, don't lie to me."

Chai Huan immediately shut up.

Lan Skin "took" in the lunch box that had fallen outside the door, but he said he "took" it with the tentacles sticking out from the back of his head instead of his hands. Huan opened his mouth, stared, and his knees kept shaking.

Lan Skin opened the box and took a look, then took out another piece of sushi and took a bite.

"what is this?"

Chai Huan thought, "Can't you read minds?"

Blue Skin said without raising his eyes, "I can read the hearts of living things, but not dead things."

Chai Huan immediately said: "Sushi, a kind of food in Japan, is actually rice balls."

Lan Skin snorted, then handed the box to the other three gadgets, and then said to Chai Huan, "We just came to Earth, and we're not very familiar with many things, so we need a guide."

Chai Huan quickly said: "I can recommend a good travel company to you, the price is good, the service is the best..."

Blue skin said: "It's just you."

Chai Huan: "..."

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1. Short story, 1V1, Fei Shuangjie, this article sets the three views of aliens different from the three views of earthlings.

2. Sweet text, Shaking S Alien Gong X Counsel Earthlings Shou (Gong has tentacles, please enter carefully)

3. The modern overhead setting of this article, all the content of the full text is nonsense, please do not take it seriously.