I heard that the king is dead

I have to say that Liu Zhongxun is really a very reliable guy. With him around, the king's journey back to Beijing couldn't be smoother!

In addition, the king met that psychotic heartbreaker again—ah!A slip of the tongue, he met that king again who saved him, he was not only ungrateful but also scolded the king's little beggar named Han Ting.

This time, for some reason, it was the same scene again, he was still comatose and shivering in the field.

That's right, it's still the same place, the same formula, except that the stupid donkey next to him has become two horses and one Liu Zhongxun, there is really no difference at all.

The king thought for a while, then kicked Liu Zhongxun who was sitting next to him, and asked, "Do you want to save him?"

Then, the king clearly saw the indescribable expression on Liu Ergou's face, and he said with a complicated expression: "Save..."

So what are you complicated about?Could it be, Liu Ergou, do you know him? ! !

So the king asked, "Do you know this little beggar?"

"That's right..." Liu Ergou said, jumped off the horse, wrapped Han Ting in a cushion, and threw it on his horse.

The king looked at the dirty little beggar and the man on the cushion who occupied most of the horse's back, hesitated for a moment, and asked Liu Ergou, "Well, do you want to ride with me?"

"Okay!" Liu Ergou had a bright smile on his face.

My king...

Benwang feels a little hot for no reason, why do you say you, Liu Ergou, have such a pretty smile!For whom!

snort!This king is not tempted by beauty, what this king likes is——

Um?What kind of beauties does this king like?

It seems that this king has never liked any beauties...

So, this king is...

Finally getting the hang of it and getting interested in love?

Well, when the king returns, let the emperor find a concubine for the king to marry back to the palace!

So happy to decide!

The king nestled in Liu Ergou's arms, and he began to think happily about what happened after the king married the princess.

This king wants to spoil her to heaven!

Not long after, Han Ting woke up, and the first thing he said was: "Damn it! Dude, why did I see you again! Didn't I go home already? This is - are you wearing it?"

"Hey? No, this scene is a bit familiar, no, I'm here again! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The king stared dumbfounded at him going crazy, thinking that he might be really crazy, so he didn't dare to talk to him.

Liu Ergou was also unusually silent, hugging the king's waist, without saying a word.

When Han Ting finally calmed down, Ben Wang cleared his throat and asked, "Are you really sick?"

Unsurprisingly, this king got a vicious look.

So the king instantly felt relieved, and resolutely decided that he must never be let go.

Ben Wang patted his frightened little heart, and smiled at him: "So it's true. Fortunately, Ergou tied you up, otherwise what would you do if you bit us? I don't want to die yet."

"Right, Ergou!" Ben Wang poked Liu Ergou and held his hand, turning his head and baring his teeth at Ergou.

"Two dogs?"

Liu Ergou stroked Ben Wang's head, like petting a dog.

If it was normal, this king would definitely bite him to death, but now...

This king just promised not to call him Liu Ergou...

This king is a little shy...

So I let Liu Ergou rub my head.

After all, this king inexplicably feels that Ergou is a bit dangerous and should not be messed with.

This king's perception has always been correct!

So, is Liu Ergou angry?

Ben Wang shrank his head, trying to stay away from him, but in the end he was held tighter by the arm around his waist.

The king is very cowardly, even Liu Ergou and Han heard nothing clearly.

When the king finally came back, he saw Han Ting looking at the king and Liu Zhongxun with meaningful eyes.

My king...

The king exploded, what kind of eyes are you looking at?

This king wants to beat him to death, Liu Ergou, you actually stopped him, I didn't expect you to be such a second dog, this king misjudged you!

This king is very angry, and the consequences are very serious. This king will never talk to you Liu Ergou again!

out of shape...

Furious to explode!

The king was angry from the heart, he had no cowardice or fear, and bit Liu Ergou on the chin, successfully bleeding him.

"Hiss—" I heard Liu Ergou's gasp.

This king is very proud, wishing to dance a white cloud dance on the spot, twisting left and right.

He did what he said, so the king really twisted, in Liu Ergou's arms.

That's right!This king just forgot that he was still in Liu Ergou's arms, why?This king has really spoiled himself, this king wants to get on his hips for a while!

Why do you feel that something is not quite right when you cross your finger?

"Liu Zhongxun, the thing in your arms has leaked out, and it's stuck to me! Take it away!" As he said this, the king pushed back the thing that fell into him.

Successfully heard Liu Ergou hiss.

Ha ha.

Ben Wang admitted that he was a little embarrassed to laugh, but what can this king do?This king is also very desperate!This king didn't realize what it was at all!

I'm not afraid that you will laugh at me, what if I'm just a baby?So what if this king has never been self-sufficient!This king is just not enlightened, so what if I don't know at all!

Pooh!It's not that this king is ill, it's that this king is indifferent to this matter!

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The king is very calm!Could not be more calm!

You see, the king calmly withdrew his hand, even smiled calmly, and then sat there dignified and reserved, motionless.

So this king is not calm enough?

Ok……

This king admits that he is really not calm enough...

The reason why this king looks so calm is because he has numb his paws and doesn't know what to do...

So this king seems very well-behaved, if this king can see himself now, he will probably fall in love with him.

Book!king!talent!without!have!since!love!

"Mmmmmmm——" Damn it!Liu Ergou what are you doing!This king wants to kill you!

"Well—" The king struggled desperately, but still couldn't get out of Liu Ergou's embrace.This king feels that his current actions are probably like a bastard that has turned its shell...

The most important thing is that there are still people watching, so embarrassing...

This king, this king must kill Liu Ergou!

Eh?wrong!

Why does the king now think that it is embarrassing for someone next to him to look at his bastard, not that Liu Ergou actually kissed the king rebelliously?

Fuck!This development is completely wrong!

Liu Ergou insulted the king, but the king was not angry at all!

It's over, is this king crazy?It must have been infected by Han Ting!

After the king desperately pushed Liu Ergou away, he gave Han Ting a fierce look.

Han Ting:? ? ?

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As a result, Liu Zhongxun saw the king's reaction and hugged the king even tighter with satisfaction.

"Let go, I'm going to be strangled to death by you..." The king moaned and patted Liu Zhongxun's paw, telling him not to hug him so tightly.

It's over, this king feels like he's broken his sleeve...and it's broken on Liu Ergou, a person who always won't let this king do this or that.

Even the fact that this king can act like a baby to him completely prevents this king from deceiving himself and others.After all, this king has always acted like a baby to those close to him, except for the emperor's brother and his father, queen, and queen, no one else has this benefit, okay?

Oh, now there is an extra Liu Ergou...

"What are you looking at! Look at the eyes and I'll dig them out for you!" Is there any wink, it's only natural for this king to act like a baby to the person he likes.

That's right, it's you Han Ting who is talking about, turn your head away, don't look at it!

Also look!Look again and let Ergou hit you~

Seeing Han Ting close his eyes, the king turned his head to look at Liu Ergou with satisfaction, and said, "Liu Ergou, I tell you, since you like this king, then you are my king's man, and you are not allowed to go out in the future." You are not allowed to look at others too much, otherwise, otherwise—"

"What else?" Liu Ergou looked into Ben Wang's eyes with a smile.

The old man blushed, covered his face to prevent him from looking, and said, "Otherwise, the king will let the emperor send you to the border forever, so that you will never see the king again! You—"

Before the king finished speaking, the king heard Liu Ergou smile very seriously.

"What are you laughing at, don't laugh! Be serious!" Ben Wang sullenly covered his mouth with one hand and said, "Listen to what I say!"

Liu Ergou nodded kindly, looked at me obediently, and quietly waited for my next sentence.

"Do you have anything else to say now?" Ben Wang asked, "You have to hold back if you have any, and I won't let you go if you provoke me!"

Seeing Liu Ergou shaking his head, the king was satisfied.

"Now, hold me, I want to sleep." The king took Liu Zhongxun's hand, nestled in his arms, and said, "Don't watch me sleep, watch the road!"

"it is good."

After receiving Liu Ergou's reply, the king felt relieved, touched his hot cheek, and pressed it against Liu Ergou's chest, and then...

The king fell asleep?

Do you think that this king excuses himself to sleep because he is shy?

If it doesn't exist, this king is just wanting to sleep -- no wonder!

This king does not admit that he fell asleep while being excited!

How could this king be such a person!

Of course, the sleeping king didn't realize that the way Liu Ergou looked at him after he fell asleep was exactly the same as when the donkey saw him sleeping.

After two full months, the king finally saw the imperial city again.During the period, the king finally heard that he was not insane, but had a good brain and was good at fantasizing, and forged a deep (pair) thick (pinching) friendship with him.

God knows how this process came about!Why did this king become friends with a person with a hole in his brain!

Don't ask me, I don't know, so I am tired.

After that, the king was taken back by the people sent by the emperor's brother, and Liu Zhongxun—no, Liu Tinge was also arrested by his own father, my emperor's brother's teacher, Mr. Liu.

Ben Wang:! ! !

Liu Zhongxun and Liu Ergou are actually Liu Tinge!He didn't tell me that he was Liu Tinge!This king wants to be beaten to death by the emperor——

Eh?No, it seems that Ergou told the king that he is Liu Ting or something... At that time, the king fell asleep and didn't hear clearly...

Well, this is not a problem. The most important thing is that when the emperor saw the king, he not only did not come up to comfort the king, but also ignored the king's behavior of begging for a hug. Instead, he asked the king indifferently: " You are Liang Xiange? What about the evidence?"

Evidence that you are a fairy!I won’t be called Liang Zheng if I don’t sue you until I die, and I will change my name to Liang Gou!

The king decisively ignored him, turned around and left.

And that night, he ran out of the palace through the tunnel, and dragged Liu Ergou, who had been trained as a dog by Mr. Liu, to find his father, queen and queen.

Tell you brother tyrant, you are finished!

However, this king seems to have forgotten something, forget it, it doesn't matter if you can't remember it!

No one can stop this king's determination to sue his father and let his father interrupt the tyrant's brother's dog legs!

(Han Ting: Ning Wang, have you forgotten me, my little friend who was taken to the palace with you because of your burden? Is it really okay for you to let me face your tyrant brother alone? Shit! bad friend!)

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