Roster of Demons

"Little crow, you are back!"

With this cry, more than a dozen heads popped out of the grass, on the top of the wall, and in the crevices of the stones.Two turtles, a sparrow, a large flock of gray pigeons...

"Hmm." The boy called Little Crow responded, stepping barefoot on the cobblestone path.

He is tall, slender and straight, about [-] years old, his appearance is between a teenager and a young man, with a trace of childishness, and his eyebrows and eyes are just right.

When not smiling, thin lips are lightly pursed, a pair of long and narrow red phoenix eyes, the corners of the tail are slightly raised, with an arrogance that looks down on all beings, as if everything in the world is like dust; when the smile is open, the corners of the lips are curved , with stars, sun and moon, summer flowers and winter snow in her eyebrows and eyes, three points charming and three points naive, it is another round of eagerness and wanton publicity.

It seems that something good happened to me outside today, and I am in a good mood, and my walking steps are somewhat cheerful.

He walked to the middle of the cobblestone road, took out a handful of mung beans from the small satchel on his waist, and sprinkled them on the ground.Here is the center of the garden, paved in a circle to imitate a small square.

After a while, all the gray pigeons and the only little sparrow gathered at his feet.

The little crow squatted down and touched the small heads of the sparrow and the gray pigeon, and asked as usual: "Did you get bullied today?"

The residents in this hanging garden are not ordinary animals, but by chance, creatures with spiritual knowledge and openings, able to absorb the aura of heaven and earth and absorb the essence of all things, and are called "monsters" by humans.

The little crow is also one of them. He is a new resident who has just arrived and has not lived for two months.It used to be some little monsters with low spiritual power who settled here. In contrast, the monster power of the little crow is enough to make all the monsters look up to them.

The world of monsters is very simple, whoever insists on obeying.So the little crow became the boss logically.Leaving aside whether it is beneficial or not, it is very conscious to take on the responsibility of being a king of the mountain.

Although the rooftop is open to the residents of the entire building, in fact, very few people come up. Except for the gardeners who come to trim the branches and leaves every now and then, there are almost no other living people. Therefore, the inquiry of the little crow is just a routine.

He never thought that today would be completely different from usual.His words made the gray pigeon and the little sparrow stop their pecking movements, and a dozen little heads turned to him, and after a short pause, they scrambled to complain.

Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp...

There was a lot of noise, and the little crow only felt a buzzing pain in his brain, and the only sentence he could distinguish was——that bastard is here to mess up the scene!

The miscellaneous hair in the bird's mouth is Gu Zhen.His hairstyle is the popular "restless" hairstyle this year. It looks messy, but it is stylish and handsome, especially matching his face shape.But the little monsters don't care about this, in their eyes, as long as it is messy, it is miscellaneous.

"Miscellaneous mess?" The little crow muttered to himself, "Why is he so idle?"

The little monsters were immersed in their own little sorrow and couldn't extricate themselves, but no monster answered him.

"Stop, stop!" The little crow couldn't stand the noise, and hurriedly stopped, "Don't make noise, tell me one by one, you're making my head explode!"

The little monsters got the order, and all of a sudden they all fell silent again. Pigeon heads and sparrow heads turned around, you looked at me, and I looked at you again, and no one dared to speak first.

The little crow was about to die of anger from these idiots, so he pointed at the tips of the heads of several birds: "You, you, you, and you, one by one," he paused, and then added, "Speak in human terms. .”

Little Crow's pigeon language and sparrow language are not very good, and his grades barely pass the passing line, which sounds quite difficult.And this group of idiots in the city don't have high spiritual knowledge, only six of their seven orifices are connected, and they can't speak a common language, so it is very difficult to communicate.In contrast, it is more convenient to speak human language that even Yaoyao can understand.

The three gray pigeons and one sparrow chosen by the little crow are more powerful than the other companions, and they can be transformed into human forms relatively easily.

After being named, they consciously began to transform, only to hear four bang bang bang bang bang, the four birds disappeared, and turned into two men, a woman and a birdman whose arms were still wings.

The suddenly enlarged body took up more positions, crowding the other gray pigeons beside them.

The gray dove who turned into a birdman was very ashamed: "I'm sorry." His ability is limited, and he can't force it.

But the movement is quite big.

"... Whatever you want." The little crow looked at the birdman, a little speechless.

That's it for this little episode.

Next, let's get to the point.The little crow directed all the monsters to stand and sit down one by one.

"Everyone spread out, don't crowd together." The little crow let the gray pigeons that had nested together stand separately, "Are you quail?"

Seeing that everyone has almost dispersed, he also stepped back and continued to squat, "Stand and sit down, and keep quiet."

The gray pigeons consciously tightened their wings and held their heads high.

Satisfied, the little crow cleared his throat: "Okay, let's talk about it now, why did Za Mao bully you?"

So the three people and the birdman filed complaints one by one in the order they were arranged just now.

——"We were taking a walk in the afternoon to digest food, and the miscellaneous hair suddenly rushed up to the roof, deliberately slammed into the iron gate, and drove us all away! The voice was so loud, it scared me to death!"

——"He stepped on the tortoise boy very hard! Then he kicked again! I feel pain just looking at it!"

——"He tore down your house, little crow! The doors are all broken!"

— "He still sits in your favorite chair! What a nuisance!"

……

Each of the birds criticized Miscellaneous Mao as useless.The little crow was worried that their description was biased, so he ran to take a look at his pigeon house, and found that the door of the mini mailbox in the fence was broken as they said!

He is so angry.

This bastard starts to make trouble as soon as he arrives, so he must be taught a lesson!

The little crow summarized the content of the big guy's complaint and listed the following crimes:

[-]. Violently disperse the pigeon flock. (In fact, it was Gu Zhen who fell)

Second, abuse the tortoise boy. (The first step was accidentally stepped on, the second step was out of kindness)

[-]. Destroy the door of the little crow. (Not a room door, but a letterbox door, brackets, fake door)

[-]. Sit on the special armchair of Little Crow without permission. (???)

……

"Okay, that's what you're talking about." The little crow finished reading his summary of crimes angrily, and asked, "Is there anything else you want to add?"

The birds didn't answer.

The little crow continued: "Then..."

"Yes! I still have it!"

The voice came from behind, and the little crow turned his head to take a look: "Young turtle, why are you so slow." Then he turned back, "Don't be late for the next meeting. Come here and continue to add."

The tortoise boy is the master who is abused by the miscellaneous hair.With a bang, it turned into a big fat man, still on all fours, quickly crawled two steps forward, rubbed against the little crow's legs, and began to cry before sitting still: "Wooooooow. I did something wrong. .”

"Why is it your fault for being stepped on? What's the nonsense?" The little crow patted the tortoise boy on the head, "Don't cry! I'll settle the score for you later."

"I'm not crying because of this. I have a thick shell and am not afraid of pain." The tortoise boy wiped his small eyes with his fat hand.

The little crow said, "Then why are you crying?"

Turtle Boy said in a low voice: "Well... After connecting to the Internet yesterday, I was afraid of the speed of the network, so I limited the speed of each monster. This way, everyone will not affect each other."

"It's pretty good. Why, is there another question?" The little crow nodded, but he didn't understand what the turtle boy said had anything to do with today's discussion.

The tortoise boy shrank his neck: "Of course, then, I accidentally over-restricted the flow of miscellaneous hairs.... This afternoon, he was discovered by him."

"...Why is it too much?" The little crow had a bad feeling.

Tortoise Boy said: "The traffic for him is less, and three digits are less."

"Be clear, don't hesitate." The little crow became impatient, "How much is that?"

Wu Guizai said: "That is, to the extent that he will change the wifi password at all costs."

The little crow said: "What did you say?!"

The tortoise boy broke the jar and summed up the words loudly: "Miss Mao changed the wifi password!"

"...This bastard is really unreasonable." The little crow scolded in a low voice.But when he said it, he himself felt a little lack of confidence.

After thinking about it for a while, he quickly connected the cause and effect together.

Looking around at the tortoises and sparrows present, the little crow raised his eyes and said without anger: "So Zamao found that the tortoise got stuck in his net and came up to smash the scene?"

The people sitting together, the birdmen and the pigeons nodded in unison.

"...So you still want to settle accounts with him?!" The little crow raised his voice an octave, "How can you settle accounts with him like this?!"

The little monsters shook their heads in unison again.

The little crow slumped his shoulders: "...I'm going to be pissed off by you."

Everyone didn't know what he would do when he was angry, and everyone was as quiet as a chicken, standing still.

"No," the little crow became more and more angry, "I don't agree."

The little monsters didn't know why, and looked up at him.

"You can't be held accountable with him for messing things up," said the little crow, "but no matter what, he can't change the wifi password casually! Do you know the rules?!" Speaking of this, the little crow gritted his teeth, "How many times has he changed this?!"

Turtle Boy said in a low voice, "Twice."

The little crow gave him a blank look.

"Anyway, I don't care." The little crow got up angrily, and said, "The finale of "Love Jiangshan More Love Beauty" tonight will start broadcasting on time at 12 o'clock. I will go find him now!"

The little monsters watched the little crow pass through the gap between the pigeon and the people, and stood outside the venue.

"This is the end of the discussion, the meeting is adjourned!"

He stood barefoot by the fence of the roof, supported the guardrail with both hands and exerted a little force, and stepped up with one foot and sat on the wall.In the night, the big boy in black clothes and black hair is like a delicate silhouette, which makes people unable to take their eyes off.

The night wind lifted the corners of his clothes, he retracted his legs and turned around to sit outside the guardrail, leaning on his arms lightly, and jumped off.