Roster of Demons

One person and one monster finished eating crushed ice in the coffee shop. Seeing that it was about the same time, they simply finished their dinner. It was already dark when they left.

Gu Zhen drove the car unhurriedly, while the little crow immersed himself in brushing the platinum version of Bubble Shooter. The two of them were doing their own things without talking, but they seemed perfectly natural.

The car was driving along Linhu Avenue near Yuanshan Lake. When approaching Yuehua Community, a gray shadow suddenly hit the front windshield, made a bang, and fell on the hood.

Gu Zhen was startled and stepped on the emergency brake.

The little crow slammed forward according to inertia, and was restrained by the seat belt and brought back. The latest large widescreen hit his nose, and the pain made the corners of his eyes sour, and he almost shed tears.

"It hurts me to death," he covered his nose and rubbed it. "Look what it is, it doesn't have eyes so much, you have to roast it and eat it!"

There are big trees on both sides of Linhu Avenue, and many squirrels and birds live on them. They often squat on the branches of the trees and stare blankly at people. The nearby residents have long seen it.But it was smashed directly on the front windshield of the car, which I have never seen before.

Gu Zhen took a closer look, with a look of shock on his face: "What to eat, it's big gray!"

He hurriedly parked the car on the side of the road, opened the car window, picked up the big ash, and carefully placed it on the back seat of the car.

Big Gray didn't move.

"Could it be dead?" Gu Zhen stretched out his index finger, tremblingly, under the gray pigeon's beak.

"Not dead." The little crow said angrily, "What's the difference between a pigeon demon that dies when you hit it and an ordinary pigeon?"

"..." Hearing what he said, Gu Zhen stretched his tentative fingers down, poked on Da Hui's wings, and pushed, "Da Hui, wake up, wake up. ——ah, I don't know how to think." Are you shaking?"

At this moment, Dahui suddenly jumped up, spread his wings and fluttered.

Gu Zhen quickly withdrew her hand.

After bouncing around for a while, Big Hui calmed down and turned into a human form. He rushed forward and grabbed Little Crow's back, tears streaming down his face in an instant: "Boss! Erhui and the others were beaten!"

"what!"

Gu Zhen and the little crow spoke in unison.

The little crow glanced at Gu Zhen, and asked Big Hui, "Where are they now?"

"It's inside the miscellaneous hair house." Da Hui sniffled, "It's so late and you haven't returned, so I'll come out to look for you."

"Stop talking nonsense, let's go back first." Gu Zhen took out a piece of paper and handed it to Dahui, then turned around and started the car.

"What's going on?" The little crow's face darkened.

Da Hui blew his nose fiercely: "Today Saturday, there was an event at the Peace Square not far ahead, and a lot of pigeon feed was distributed. We all went there, snatched a lot, and pretended not to eat it." trouser pocket.

"Don't digress, just keep talking." The little crow really didn't dare to compliment the IQ of this group of subordinates.

"Oh." Big Gray answered in a low voice, retracted his hands and sat down, "After the event ended, we returned the same way. But after flying for a long time, we found monsters following us."

"Are you sure it's a monster?" Little Crow asked.

"Yeah." Dahui nodded aggrievedly, "It's also a group of pigeons, a little more than us."

"Pigeon?" The little crow wondered, "Apart from you guys, are there other pigeon demons around here?"

"We've lived here for so long, and it's the first time we've seen each other." Dahui said, "We're not of the same breed. Erhui and I wanted to go up and say hello, but who knew they would beat people up without saying a word, and even robbed us." A lot of pigeon feed was taken away. Later, a passing patrol along the lake saw pigeons fighting and came up to drive them away, so we ran away while we were in disorder.”

It sounds like an ordinary robbery upgrade, but the target has changed from a human to a monster.

"You guys are just fighting. If you were a person, you would have been invited to drink tea." Gu Zhen imagined the scene of a group of pigeons dancing wildly to fight for the pigeon feed, and felt that he still had little knowledge.

He glanced to the side and asked the little crow: "Are you going to get back the place?"

"Later." At this time, the little crow was a little distracted, "Go back and check on the injuries of the pigeons."

In the past, when he heard that his subordinates were being bullied, the little crow would have jumped a long time ago.He could fly out on the spot and teach those monsters who caused trouble to be monsters again in minutes.

Gu Zhen couldn't help but look at him a few more times: "What, something's wrong?"

"No." The little crow denied it.

Gu Zhen shrugged and concentrated on driving.

Little Crow and Big Hui got off the car first near the gate of the community, while Gu Zhen went to a nearby convenience store to buy some standing medicines for anti-inflammatory and hemostatic.

The few gray pigeons were not seriously injured, but they were screaming violently. The little crow checked them one by one.

"Don't cry, you won't die." He got a headache from the noise, pointed at the pigeons, and said to Gu Zhen, "Take the medicine."

"Hey." Gu Zhen shook his head and sighed, placed the medicine bottles one by one on the tea table, picked up a bottle of iodophor, and opened the bottle cap while checking the usage and dosage, "Why do you say you are all so annoying? won't you run?"

He dipped some liquid medicine on a cotton swab and pressed it on Er Hui's scratched forehead.

Er Hui was thrashing like he was in the scene of killing pigeons, and Da Hui quickly held him down: "Don't move around, it will be fine soon after applying the medicine."

"Learn more from Dahui, spend some energy on cultivation, and don't just think about eating pigeon feed. If you get beaten at a critical moment, is it shameful?" Gu Zhen took back the cotton swab, poured some medicine from the bottle sideways, and again Press it on Erhui's head.

Erhui thumped again.

"As for it!" Gu Zhen said, "It's not exciting, what are you fussing about!"

"Oh." Er Hui said, "I thought it would hurt."

"...Next." Gu Zhen waved his hands helplessly, and said to the little crow, "Can't you monsters heal automatically? Why do you need to take medicine?"

Once when the two were having sex, Gu Zhen was so excited that he bit the little crow's lip, and the wound disappeared within a short while.

"Tch, do you think every monster can heal itself quickly?" The little crow lowered his head and fiddled with the pad, muttering softly, "Don't even ask me who I am."

Gu Zhen didn't know the severity of his hands, the iodophor was not irritating, and the pigeons were screamed by him.

Da Hui couldn't stand it anymore, and volunteered, "Why don't I come?"

Gu Zhen couldn't wait, and stuffed the medicine bottle into Dahui's hands: "You don't need to wipe too much, just cover the wound." After speaking, he sat next to the little crow, and peeked at the content on the pad next to him.

The little crow visited a monster forum, the interface was gaudy, and the following big words were written:

━仁恠辶都—↑Ьàguidoyi zんàи↓⁷fen version ゼ——ぺ媷➤ Guanmiao gossip 娯乐 white spoon 媪warm 薗孒

The capital of monsters - gossip station sub-board - a warm home for you to chat and fill gossip entertainment?

Isn't this the Martian text handed down by non-mainstream funeral families centuries ago?Why are monsters still in use now?

This enigmatic flow...

"What are you looking at?" Gu Zhen asked.

"Wander around casually." The little crow moved his shoulders, but Gu Zhen didn't intend to move away, he still relied on him, and he didn't bother to care.Swiping the interface, looking at the posts in the forum at a glance, complaining in his mouth, "Recently, a new forum management has been changed, and the interface is messed up, and I don't understand a single word."

"Shall I read it to you?" Gu Zhen said enthusiastically, "People of our generation have the additional property of seamlessly switching between Martian and Chinese characters, so reading Martian is a slip."

As he spoke, he reached out and tapped on the screen, reading the title line by line.

——There is a pair of snake monsters living next door. Every night until the early morning, the monsters can't sleep because of the noise. It's so annoying! !

——Brother Long, a rookie in the music scene, will hold a concert at the Workers' Stadium next Friday. Is there anyone going to listen to it together?

……

"It's quite lively." Gu Zhen stopped to tease halfway through reading.

The little crow bumped his elbow: "Don't talk nonsense, keep reading."

……

——There have been a lot of bird monsters near my house recently. Are there any monsters who are allergic to bird fur like me?

"Wait!" The little crow pushed Gu Zhen's finger away, and clicked on the post that was just read.

The text of the post was in normal Chinese characters, so Gu Zhen didn't continue to read it.

"Look, there are also a group of birds that you haven't seen before in Qingshan Street. They are very similar to us." Gu Zhen finished watching, "Nothing will happen, right?"

"It's hard to say." The little crow shook his head, turned around and said to the gray pigeons, "you should stay in the living room tonight, and don't run around during this time. Big Hui, you and Erhui should pay more attention to your surroundings, if something is wrong Notify me in time."

Big Hui and Er Hui responded in unison: "Oh."

After explaining, the little crow got up and went back to the room. When he was about to enter the door, he turned to Gu Zhen and said, "Come in, I have something to tell you."

!!!

Three exclamation marks popped out of Gu Zhen's head.

No, what does he want to do? !There are so many pigeons living in the house, and the little crow is looking for him alone. Could it be that he wants to...?

The sound insulation effect of the wooden door is poor, so the impact is not good.

Gu Zhen looked back at the pigeons with a guilty conscience, always feeling that everyone looked at him very meaningfully.

"I went in?" Gu Zhen said.

The pigeons stared blankly at him and nodded in unison.Dahui said: "Go quickly, don't keep the boss waiting."

Da Hui is really a good boy, Gu Zhen sighed.

He bit the bullet and entered the house, and then realized that he was thinking too much.

The little crow was dressed neatly, sitting cross-legged on the ground, with the roster of ten thousand monsters spread out in front of him.Hearing Gu Zhen's movement, he hooked his fingers and said, "Come here."

The yellow and blue dots on the map of the demon star are intertwined with each other, just like dots of stars.

"There are a lot of monsters in these places." The little crow traced his finger along the demon star Luotu, "The origin is unknown. But this is about our monsters," he paused, "Don't tell me before you figure it out." anyone."