Roster of Demons

Gu Zhen's first blind date ended without a problem. After eating and paying the bill, he used the excuse that he had something to do in the evening, so he got oily on the soles of his feet.

On the way home, small-eyed inquiries chased after me: "Why did you leave? My junior has a good impression of you, and I'm still looking forward to going to a movie after dinner."

Gu Zhen sent him a row of crying emojis: "Brother, I didn't say that, your junior talk too~~~, I was the only one talking in the restaurant just now, like singing a one-man show. If you want to find someone I’m so tired, I’ll just be a single dog for the rest of my life.”

Xiaoyan sent a shoulder-patting expression and said nothing again.Probably he can understand Gu Zhen's mood very well.

"Why is it so difficult to fall in love?" Gu Zhen grabbed a potato chip and stuffed it into his mouth, asking the little crow.At dinner, he was afraid of being left alone, so he was busy talking and didn't eat a few mouthfuls.

The little crow watched TV while eating snacks, and gave a perfunctory "hmm".

Seeing him enjoying himself, Gu Zhen felt a little upset in her heart, and forced to squeeze beside him, regardless of whether he wanted to hear it or not, and began to complain about her love history from childhood to adulthood.

"I won't talk about junior high school. I developed late, and my voice started to change when I was in high school. In high school, I had a crush on the monitor of our class. He is not tall, gentle, and wears a pair of glasses. I don't usually talk to people. I Thinking of the end of the college entrance examination, I confessed to him.

"It turned out that before the college entrance examination, he got married with the art committee member of our class, and made the little girl's belly bigger, which made the trouble known to everyone in the school. In the end, neither of them took the college entrance examination. Let alone the exam After confessing to him, I haven't seen him at all since that incident;

"Later, when I went to college, the classmate next door to us was a handsome guy who knew how to dress up. He looked like a gay guy. I chased him for more than three months, and he kept hanging on me. I didn't agree. He didn't refuse, and asked him, "Guess?", I foolishly thought he was shy.

"Then one weekend, Xiao Xiangzi found this guy with someone 419, and he beat him up on the spot. When I asked him, it was not his first offence, it happened every now and then. Xiao Xiangzi turned around and told me, so angry that I almost went to the door again I beat him up. But I held back in the end. If my father found out about the trouble, I would have to be beaten up too, and then the matter was over.

"After graduating from college, I met a gay group, and occasionally went to activities together, went to a bar and climbed a mountain or something, but the people at the party were uneven, and no one was pleasing to the eye."

Having said this, Gu Zhen stopped talking and made a deep analysis: "I think I, Gu Zhen, is handsome and rich, so why is it so troublesome to find someone to date? Huh?" He pushed the little crow's leg, " Tell me, why don't you talk?—you should talk to me."

Gu Zhen babbled, the little crow didn't listen at all, and watched the TV series with great interest.

Gu Zhen took the potato chips away.Squeezed, empty: "How can you eat so well?"

"What did you say?" Little Crow took out another bag from the drawer and opened it.

"I said I was in love." Gu Zhen said.

"Dating? Hmph," Little Crow sneered, "Didn't you never get it right?"

Gu Zhen: "...Are you really not listening or are you pretending not to listen?"

"Half and half." The little crow chewed on potato chips, "Do you like men?"

"Yeah. Why, don't you think I'm gay?" Gu Zhen said, "Don't monsters have sex?"

"Maybe, I haven't seen it before." The little crow said.

"What about you? Do you like men or women?" Gu Zhen asked, "No, do you like male monsters or female monsters?"

"I don't know, I haven't tried it. The family is strictly controlled, so I don't have a chance to try it." The little crow tilted his head and thought for a while, then asked, "How do men and men mate?"

"...Pay attention to civilized language." Gu Zhen dragged the pad, rolled his eyes, and asked him, "Do you really want to know?"

The little crow nodded: "I haven't seen it before. I'm curious."

"Then don't blame me for not reminding you." Gu Zhen threw the pad onto the little crow's leg, "It's in the 'Exquisite Collection' folder, you can read it yourself. Don't blame me if you feel sick, you want to know it yourself."

The little crow swiped to turn on the screen, and clicked on the folder: "What's inside?"

"Enlightenment small calcium tablets. Men and men...that video." Gu Zhen used a very cryptic expression, "You understand."

"Hmm." The little crow understood, opened a file casually, dragged it to the halfway of the progress bar, and a loud groan erupted from the pad instantly.

"Damn!" Gu Zhen rushed forward and pressed the pause button, "Can you go back to your room and watch alone?"

"Why can't you watch it in the living room?" Little Crow asked.

"Yes, yes, but it's so embarrassing to watch calcium tablets alone." Gu Zhen turned his head away, grabbed a piece of potato chips, and muttered, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow "

"Human beings are really troublesome." The little crow muttered, reluctantly accepted Gu Zhen's suggestion for the sake of new shoes.He put all the potato chips and nuts piled on the coffee table into his arms, and got up with the pad in his pocket.

"...Do you watch calcium tablets like this?" Gu Zhen was speechless, "Is this going to watch a night movie? Shall I get you another popcorn?"

What responded to him was the door that the little crow closed with his foot.

"Cut—" Gu Zhen collapsed back on the sofa, taking over from Little Crow to watch the TV series he had been chasing.

The taste of this monster is really incomprehensible.In the play, the heroine's husband was beaten to death, and after the prisoner was executed, the heroine overcame the public opinion and insisted on adopting the prisoner's son. Is it better to treat the prisoner's son than her own son?Didn't even ask for a penny of the husband's compensation, and didn't leave some for the husband's family? ?

Is this show popular now?Gu Zhen hated the heroine for not living up to expectations while watching with relish, unwittingly finished an episode, and it was past ten o'clock when the ending song played.There is still one more episode to watch in the next episode, so I decided to go back to sleep after watching it.

When the advertisement was being broadcast, the bedroom door was slightly opened a crack, and the little crow came out barefoot holding the pad, and stood in front of Gu Zhen.

Gu Zhen was taken aback by his movement: "What are you doing, you walk without making a sound, you will scare me to death sooner or later."

He looked down and saw the pad in the little crow's hand: "Have you finished reading it?"

"Not yet." The little crow knelt down and pointed the paused screen to Gu Zhen.

"This man." The little crow pointed to the beautiful boy lying on the floor, and asked, "Is he really comfortable?"

Gu Zhen's face flushed instantly.

He knows this film, not only knows but also watched it many times.The most classic part of the two-color series, the two protagonists in it quickly became popular in the calcium film industry after filming.

"Yeah, it should be comfortable, right?" The movies were all edited, Gu Zhen couldn't be sure.

However, Xiao Shou seems to enjoy the film quite a bit. If he is uncomfortable, he should not be able to do it, right?

"Men can also use the back for comfort." Gu Zhen bit the bullet and popularized science, "It's determined by the physiological structure."

"Understood." The little crow nodded, he put the pad on the coffee table, and stared at Gu Zhen with interest, "Let's try it too." He said and took off his T-shirt, revealing his thin and strong upper body.

"???" Gu Zhenmeng was confused, "What's the situation?"

"Try it. Make love/mating." The little crow was ready to move, pulling at the hem of Gu Zhen's clothes, "I'm with you."

"What?" Gu Zhen was so excited that his voice broke, "You, what are you thinking about?"

"Mate/mating." The little crow repeated, "Don't you want to try it? I've never done it with anyone since I grew up."

"No, it's not appropriate." Gu Zhen swallowed.

He's never talked to someone, and he doesn't like physical contact with those gay friends, but if it's Little Crow...

"How about...just, try?" Gu Zhen said uncertainly.

"Come on!" Without saying a word, the little crow lifted Gu Zhen's shirt with his hands.

"...Slow down." Gu Zhen took off his clothes cooperatively, "I declare first! I want to be on top."

"The one with the force?" The little crow pounced on Gu Zhen's lips and asked vaguely.

"Yes." Not to be outdone, Gu Zhen also kissed him back.The soft touch gently touched his heart, and the depths of his body slowly began to move.

"Okay." said the little crow, "I don't like to waste my energy."

Gu Zhen stuck out her tongue and licked him: "You said so."

He put his hands on the little crow's waist, the young man's healthy skin felt so good, the anger that had been suppressed for more than 20 years burst out in Gu Zhen's heart, he hugged the little crow's waist, turned over and pressed him on the carpet, hoarse Said: "Don't go back on your word."

……

The two played in the bathtub for more than an hour, until their skin was wrinkled and they didn't come out of the water.

The little crow likes to sleep naked, so she throws herself on the bed naked, and rolls on the sheet, so that her body is wiped dry.But his hair was still wet, dripping water all the time, Gu Zhen found out the hair dryer, climbed onto the bed after him, and chased after him to dry his hair.

The little crow thought it was troublesome, so he hid twice: "Are you annoying, I'll do it later."

"If you don't blow dry, you will have a headache." Gu Zhen said, "It's only 5 minutes, you will die if you bear it?"

"I don't want to talk to you." The little crow was too lazy to move, and let Gu Zhen play with him on his stomach. The whistling wind from the hair dryer blew his hair flying around.

After drying thoroughly, Gu Zhen put away the hair dryer, looked down, and saw that the little crow had fallen asleep.

"Can you sleep with such noise?" Gu Zhen muttered, throwing a thin blanket to cover his stomach.

When I stood up, I took another look.

This monster is so beautiful.

Gu Zhen swallowed, sneaked up and kissed the little crow on the face, then turned off the light and ran away.