The Little Reporter from the Underworld and the Demon King

Not long after the reform and opening up of Paradise, it signed a peace diplomatic regulation with the Underworld. In order to promote the establishment of diplomatic relations between the two worlds, the Underworld opened tourism to the residents of Paradise Village for one month.This month, the number of visitors to heaven has been almost zero at the beginning, and then there has been an endless stream of visitors. The angels who suddenly poured into the underworld brought a unique excitement to the underworld.

Freshly reinstated, Uzer and Dorling interview a newcomer Angel ahead of their press counterparts.

Wu Ze raised the microphone: "Excuse me, is this your first time in the underworld?"

The blue-haired, brown-eyed angel had just arrived in the underworld, and was walking around the bustling streets that dazzled him. The scene in the underworld was completely different from what he had imagined before. There was no lava all over the ground, and there were no demons and ghosts with teeth and claws. It was very novel. At the same time, he was somewhat wary of the bizarre and strange environment in front of him.

Suddenly, he was caught by a disheveled black-haired devil, and he stuffed a thick black stick into his mouth. He didn't look like a good devil. He was startled: "You...you What are you going to do? I have no money!"

Immediately afterwards, he discovered that this demon was not alone, and there was another slender demon holding a large cannon barrel at him, and he panicked even more—a gang robbery!

He trembled, but still felt that life was more important, and raised his hands as if giving up: "I, I only have a little money, you can take it, but don't hit me."

Only then did Wu Ze realize that there are only paper media in heaven, and even the video technology is still 5000 years ago, and it is only used for some daily records.

The angel probably didn't know what he and Duo Ling were doing. Seeing the video camera Duo Ling was carrying, he regarded them as robbers robbing in the downtown area.

Wu Ze patiently explained: "I'm a reporter from the underworld, and I want to interview passengers from heaven. I don't know if it's convenient for you..."

Maybe it's because there are many angels mixed with demons on the street, or it may be because Wu Ze's harmless eyes lowered his vigilance, the angel scratched his head: "Interview, that's fine. But, can you Don't point that black hole at me? It's dangerous."

Duo Ling poked his head out from behind the camera, tilted his head and looked at them, his eyes full of helplessness towards the timid angel.Wu Ze waved his hand in front of the camera: "This is a camera, a new tool for shooting videos. Look, there will be no danger."

"Shooting a video?" The blue-haired angel's eyes lit up when he heard the words, adjusted his clothes, and looked expectant, "Okay, let's start!"

After a day, Wu Ze and Duo Ling interviewed many angels. Without exception, they were full of repulsion at the beginning. After learning that they were going to make a video, they were eager to try and cooperated very well. They could only acquiesce that the residents of Paradise love to express themselves very much. Save them a lot of tongue.

Wu Ze was very satisfied with the feedback from the angels. After visiting the underworld, they all changed their original prejudice against hell, and some even apologized to the underworld for their narrow-mindedness.

Although the angels were very rude to themselves in heaven, it was mainly due to their ignorance. Once they understand the truth, they still know how to correct their mistakes!

Several angels also said that if the process of falling was not too painful, they would not mind becoming permanent residents of the underworld!

In addition to being relieved, Wu Ze inevitably became curious: Was the process of degeneration very painful?Why did the emperor act like a demon that day...

During the interview, an open space where many angels and ghosts gathered caught their attention.There was a wall of flesh standing in front of him, and at a glance, it was full of devil horns and angel halos.

There are all kinds of cheers in my ears.

"The emperor is so handsome!"

"I can actually see the main god in my lifetime! She is really personable!"

"The archangels are so handsome too, I'm going to faint!"

Wu Ze and Duo Ling looked at each other, and the corner of Duo Ling's eyes twitched: "Why does that old guy have the face to come to the underworld?"

The management of heaven was invited to visit the underworld, and all the leaders of the management office came out to welcome them.

The Lord God was captured from the Mahjong table by the Alliance of Archangels. The group of blood-sucking angels "invited" him out of the White Palace and only arranged for him a small Mahjong room, and even asked him to visit the underworld as a representative of heaven!

hateful!What is there to visit in the underworld, a ruined place tens of thousands of years behind heaven!

He has no right to refute such an unreasonable request from the Archangel Alliance, which can't beat him together!

But he was a little happy to see the long-lost little Weixi. As for the face of the black-bellied Sal...even if he was handsome, even if he gave him a set of nice clothes as compensation, he didn't want to see it!

"Weixi, long time no see." He maintained the demeanor that an elder should have, and waved to Weixi over the emperor, but the suit was too tight, and he couldn't even raise his arms high.

This Sal really didn't have any good intentions. He left heaven without saying a word and fell again. The next day he pretended to send a suit of clothes and said it was a "suit", which was unheard of!Although I looked extraordinarily handsome in it - but it didn't match my white hair and beard at all!

He didn't know why he came to the underworld wearing this clothes by a strange coincidence, probably because he felt that wearing the clothes of the underworld seemed closer to the underworld.

He didn't even know why little Weixi looked at him with anger burning in his eyes, probably...why?

"Long time no see, Lord God." Weixi gritted his teeth, seeing that the clothes he had marked were being put on the Lord God, how could he swallow this breath?No wonder the breath of Mark was not found in the whole hell for so many days!It turned out that the thief was not in hell at all!

He tried to calm down the anger in his heart, but when he thought of his collection that was thrown into the magma, he still couldn't restrain the eyes that seemed to eat the main god: "I think the main god is very interested in all kinds of limited collections in the underworld, right?"

"Ah?" The Lord God paused, and searched for an explanation of the word "limited" in his stomach, but failed. He thought that although he didn't know the key words, he couldn't show his timidity in front of so many onlookers, so he thought he had no flaws. Following Wei Xi's words, he played Tai Chi, "Yeah, as long as it is a limited collection from the underworld, I like it very much."

Wei Xi clenched his fists, it really was him!

Even though the Emperor wanted to laugh, he still held his expression very skillfully. After noticing the sudden increase in temperature behind him, he turned his head and gave Weixi a sideways glance. In addition to warning, his eyes also expressed a little doubt just right.

Weixi was trembling with anger and helpless. After taking a few deep breaths, she calmed down a little, looked at the emperor and shook his head lightly to show that he was fine.

The emperor pursed his lips slightly, turned his head and looked down at the main god, with an imperceptible playfulness flashing in his eyes: "Welcome the main god and the Heavenly Foreign Affairs Team to visit the underworld, Weixi and I will take you to visit the underworld in the next two days, If you have any comments and suggestions, please be sure to point them out.”

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The emperor was not at all interested in the stunned expression of the main god when he saw the various infrastructures of the underworld. He thought with disgust in his heart that this was not the first time this old guy came to the underworld, but he didn't even have the consciousness to take the opportunity to learn about the underworld. No wonder Heaven It's pathetic to see so little development after a full 5000 years.

As soon as he finished speaking in front of the audience, he simply left the task of being a tour guide to the other demons in the management office, and slipped home alone.Weixi, on the other hand, adhered to his usual work attitude, and with a little selfishness, patiently accompanied the visiting group to visit the underworld.

At dinner, Wu Ze still talked about what he had seen and heard during the day's interview with great interest.

"The angels didn't expect the underworld to be so developed! They thought the underworld looked like it was soaked in magma 5000 years ago, but it's surprising to see the underworld now!"

"En." The Great Emperor responded in a nonchalant manner, and forked the cut meat into Wu Ze's plate, remembering the gift he still put in the space.

How to give a gift to Wu Ze without being obtrusive?

Wu Ze chattered: "There is another angel who said that when he gets married, he must come to the forest of the underworld to hold the wedding! It turns out that there are only clouds in heaven and no plants... I don't know if his witness will be the S demon or the main god."

"Really, do as the Romans do when you enter the palace." The emperor responded casually, without showing any interest in the word "wedding".

The wedding, seems pretty good.

After the meal, Wu Ze leaned comfortably on the sofa to digest, and rubbed his slightly bulging stomach with great satisfaction.

The Great Emperor sat beside him without saying a word, rarely holding the important news of the Three Realms in his hand, but he did not make any other movements, his eyes were focused straight ahead, thinking about something.

Uze looked at him suspiciously.

Finally made up his mind, the emperor turned around and said to Wu Ze, "Hand."

He has never hesitated because of anything in his life, even when he fell into the magma twice, he didn't hesitate for a moment, but at this moment, he felt a strange uneasiness in his heart because he was worried that he was too hasty.

Wu Ze didn't understand the monosyllabic instruction and tilted his head.

"Stretch out your hand." The Great Emperor added.

Wu Ze looked at the face that was always expressionless, keenly aware of some unusual fluctuations in those seemingly calm black eyes, and he stretched out his right hand hesitantly.However, the hand was tightly held by him before it reached the emperor, Wu Ze didn't know why, so he blinked and let him hold it.

The emperor held it for a long time before his heartbeat and breathing calmed down. His thumb rubbed against the back of Wu Ze's hand a few times, and there was a big black ring on the other hand at some point.

"This is..." Wu Ze felt that the ring looked very familiar, but the color was a bit wrong.

"Well, it's the halo of the fallen angel." The emperor said as he put the ring on his index finger and turned it a few times. The ring became smaller and smaller, and finally turned into a small ring as thick as a finger.

Holding the small ring, he hesitated for a moment, then took Wu Ze's hand in front of him, carefully put the ring on Wu Ze's ring finger slowly, and concentrated on watching the slowly moving small ring, as if he was performing a solemn task. ceremony.

He didn't dare to look up at Wu Ze's expression, even though Wu Ze's accident and surprise had been completely exposed on his slightly trembling hands.

The emperor lightly touched the circle-shaped ring, and the original three-dimensional ring immediately became flattened, fitting on Wu Ze's hand, and two small horns grew out, just like the horns on his head. Same.

"Great, Great Emperor?" Wu Ze blinked, looked at the black ring on his hand and then at the Great Emperor, his eyes were full of disbelief, he swallowed his saliva and looked away after looking at the deep eyes of the Great Emperor, his voice was a little trembling Jitter, "Aura, there is no other use for it?"

"That's the most important use."

Wu Ze stared at a small plate of devil-horned rabbit apples on the table and dared not turn his head. He seemed to be engrossed in admiring a plate of meticulously crafted artwork, and did not respond to the words of the earth.However, his flushed cheeks and ears betrayed his feelings to the emperor without hesitation.

The emperor paused, gently squeezed his chin and turned Wu Ze's head around. He took a deep breath: "Put a ring on the other party under the witness of an S demon..."

Wu Ze stared blankly at the emperor, then looked down at the ring that had been transformed into a fallen halo.

Putting a ring on the opponent under the witness of an S demon, this is one of the laws of the underworld that few demons know about, and it is also one that many demons cannot fulfill in their entire lives. It is a spell that once made demons yearn for and fear. , but now only beauty and longing remain.

He thought that there would never be such a moment in his life, and even if he had a partner, it would not be the emperor.

No, apart from the Great Emperor, he has no other demons.

Wu Ze's vision gradually became blurred: "...it means staying together for the rest of my life and never being separated."

"En." The emperor's cheeks were stained a little blush, he resisted the timidity of looking away, stared at Wu Ze's eyes full of tears, and felt that he had made the correct decision that required courage most in his life.

Since when did you get used to the days when you can see Wu Ze when you look up and turn around, even if you can't see that figure for a moment, you will feel anxious for no reason, but as long as he is in front of you, your empty heart seems to be instantly filled with unkempt black curly hair Full, down-to-earth and a little buoyant.

"Uze."

Whether it is an unconscious idiot or a special hobby in the world, all eager, surging impulses, and strange emotions all point to the same end point very clearly.

"kindness?"

It's red pupils, creamy white skin, frizzy black hair, and soft devil horns.

What I was unwilling to promise, but now I am eager to confide, all kinds of complicated thoughts are stuck in my chest and I am eager to find a vent. The curling water vapor in the air highlights the words that have been buried in my heart for a long time but never had the opportunity to say.

What opportunity is needed?

"I love you for a long time."

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Article 520 of the law of the underworld: Putting a ring on the other party under the witness of an S demon means that they will be together for the rest of their lives and never be separated.The first person to break the contract will be turned into dust when the angle between the fire ball and the management station is 88°, and the ashes will be wiped out.

The most vicious punishment, the best wish.

Although the death penalty was outlawed 4000 years ago...

The visit of the heaven visiting group went smoothly. Every angel, including the main god, visited the various facilities in the underworld, tasted various delicacies in the underworld and the other side, and purchased many new trendy products in the underworld before leaving.

Especially the main god, he only knew that Bi’an was the capital of mahjong before, but he didn’t expect that all kinds of snacks on the other side were so delicious. The good life of snacks while playing mahjong.

The pleasant first day was just as he had imagined.

Something seemed wrong the next day.

From the third day onwards, he couldn't leave the toilet at all, feeling the pain of his cock being forcibly expanded by a foreign object.But the snacks are really delicious, even diarrhea can't stop him!

Weixi threw the chronic laxative in his hand into the trash can, and happily opened the document on the desk while humming a song. However, when he saw the big red characters on the top of the document, the singing stopped abruptly, and his eyebrows frowned. Lost in thought.