The Little Reporter from the Underworld and the Demon King

Black and White Impermanence is the subject of routine interviews every month. They are responsible for seducing the soul on the other side, and they can always bring some fresh news from the world. It is also the most direct way for the public in the underworld to understand the other side.

Hei Wuchang and Bai Wuchang are two gossip demons. They are tall and straight, one black and one white robes, long hair reaching the waist, and they have the charm of becoming immortals. They are extremely popular CP among the audience in the underworld.

The two demons also enjoy expressing themselves in front of the camera.

Heiwuchang has sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and his facial features are impassive. When his face is expressionless, he has an unnatural sense of being out of the world.

However, its magic is far from its appearance...

He stretched out his broad hands and rubbed Wu Ze's head: "Oh, long time no see, little reporter, my hair seems to be messed up again, do you want to give you the hair oil we use?"

"Amway?" Wu Ze couldn't understand.

Bai Wuchang has kind eyebrows and kind eyes, gentle and elegant, like a well-educated noble son.In interviews, she speaks well and speaks humorously, and is very popular among hell devils—especially the older ones.

He slapped Hei Wuchang's big paw away with his palm: "If you touch the little reporter, do you want to die?" He said with a wink.

Hei Wuchang scanned Duo Ling and the camera with vigilant eyes, making him shiver in fright.

"Don't worry, the camera hasn't been turned on yet, and the emperor can't see it. Or are you jealous of the little reporter?"

Bai Wuchang blushed: "Get lost!"

After the daily teasing, Duo Ling turned on the camera, and the two demons immediately put away their talkative faces and looked serious.

Duo Ling muttered, not knowing how long this normal appearance could last.

In the emperor's office, a demon was sitting upright, staring straight ahead, staring at the photo on the wall in a daze. Suddenly, a screen flashed in front of his eyes, and the protagonist in the photo on the wall was smiling at him in the video.

Well, the camera is on.

Although the TV station is not very good in other aspects, the live broadcast has never had any problems.Although it came secretly.

Wu Ze reached out and took out a small red box, which contained questions collected from the residents of the government. Every time an interview was started, a few questions would be randomly selected.

The first ball of paper was pink, and the demon who asked the question had to use so much effort to knead the paper ball so tightly.It took Wu Ze a lot of effort to open the note and read out the question word by word.

"I don't know who went up and who went down between Hei Dada and Bai Dada yesterday?"

After asking, he blushed, and hurriedly stuffed the note back into the box: "This one doesn't count, let's change it."

Hei Wuchang pressed his hand: "Oh, every question carries the ardent hope of the people of the government, how can you change it at will, don't you think so?" He turned his head and asked Bai Wuchang.

Wu Ze was very hesitant, what Hei Wuchang said was reasonable, but...

"These contents may be banned from airing."

If the Cultural Affairs Office ordered the TV station to be rectified because of broadcasting these interviews, the director would definitely suffer from diarrhea for several days.

Bai Wuchang stared at Hei Wuchang with a blue face, and said slowly: "I was on top last night."

Hei Wuchang was taken aback for a moment, with an unnatural expression on his face, and argued, "Well, this question shouldn't be about who goes up and who gets down in specific poses. Don't confuse the audience."

Bai Wuchang raised his head and looked at him quietly: "Do you dare to say that you were not the one down there yesterday?"

Hei Wuchang was a little helpless, and tried to clarify their up and down issues without involving the forbidden words on the screen: "It was true that I was down there yesterday, but that was because of my special position. Although I was the one down, I was also the one inside." ah."

Wu Ze blushed when he heard that, and hurriedly took out a ball of paper in the box: "Stop discussing this! Let's change the question!"

But the black and white impermanence demons have already quarreled over this issue.

Bai Wuchang looked angry: "Who is confusing the audience? How do you say that you are always the one inside? The day before yesterday, who was both the one below and the one outside?"

Hei Wuchang is not to be outdone: "The day before yesterday is the day before yesterday, isn't the question about yesterday? Yesterday I was under you, but I was also inside you? According to the ultimate meaning of that question, I should count the above."

The conversation became more and more unbearable, and the scene got a little out of control. Wu Ze waved his hands to block the camera: "Okay, okay, don't discuss this issue anymore! Next, next!"

Duo Ling wanted to remind Wu Ze that this program was recorded and broadcast, and he could edit it at will in the later stage anyway.But the professionalism of the cameraman reminded him not to go beyond, so he held back and stood silently behind the camera.

Bai Wuchang raised his eyebrows: "This question is obviously biased. Why limit the time to yesterday? Was yesterday a special day? This kind of question should have a long enough timeline to be valuable!"

Hei Wuchang couldn't hold back Bai Wuchang, and spread his hands: "Okay, why don't we just say that we have separate days?"

Bai Wuchang nodded: "Yes, you on one day and me on two days, but although yesterday was a single day, I was still on top."

Heiwuchang was angry: "It's not because you want to try the sitting posture of 〇〇sitting〇!"

In the emperor's office, the eyes that had been wandering because there were only black and white demons on the screen suddenly lit up.These four words are like enlightenment, and the emperor suddenly feels inspired as if the second vein of the obscene governor has been opened up.But this seems to be similar to weightlessness training, I don't know if Wu Ze will resist it...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Wu Ze quickly interrupted Black and White Impermanence, if they were allowed to continue the conversation, I don't know what strange place it would go.

"Next question, next question! How can the other party solve it when the other party is disobedient?"

Ah, this question seems redundant. Just now they were arguing endlessly.

Unexpectedly, the two demons fell into deep thought...

Wu Ze kindly reminded: "Mr. Black and White always solve problems through quarrels, right?"

"No." Hei Wuchang waved his hand, "Arguing will never solve the problem."

Duo Ling twitched the corners of his mouth. Originally, he thought that even if all the demons in the underworld understood this truth, they would have to get rid of the two interviewed.

"When he made trouble for no reason..."

Bai Wuchang quickly interrupted him: "When did I make trouble unreasonably? It's obviously you!"

These words really quickly aroused Hei Wuchang's desire to quarrel, he rolled up his sleeves: "I'm making trouble for no reason? You forgot who asked for four or five times a night with a shameless voice louder than me to attract neighbors Complaints and still refuse to apologize and ask me to come forward?"

Wu Ze forgot to stop the conversation for a while, and stared at Bai Wuchang in a daze, never expecting Mr. Bai to be such an unreasonable devil.

Bai Wuchang blushed when Wu Ze saw it, and he gritted his teeth and began to shake the black history: "What about you? I was working on the other side and saw two cats in heat when they got together, so I had to imitate it on the spot, almost Let the hooked soul slip away!"

Hei Wuchang petrified on the spot, and Wu Ze was also taken aback. He didn't expect that Mr. Hei looked serious (not), he was such a dereliction of duty!

The emperor was also very surprised, he was suddenly enlightened by the advice, and at the same time he was ashamed of his usual simple posture. Fortunately, he is still a demon who has lived for thousands of years, and he is not as good at playing as these two long-tongued demons who are more than a thousand years old.However, the knowledge on the other side is really unusual, if you have the opportunity, you must study and learn, and bring Uze...

Thinking of Wu Ze kneeling in front of him with cat ears...

cough cough.

"Cough cough."

Duo Ling's dry cough brought Wu Ze back to his senses, as if he had gone astray again.

"Then how did Mr. Black and White solve the problem in the end?"

The inexplicably exposed black history made the two demons very embarrassed, and Hei Wuchang touched his nose: "Well, in fact, the long-tongued demon has an ancestral solution, that is, the two tongues are tied, so that both sides can't speak. It took a while to settle down."

Bai Wuchang listened and jumped: "You! Don't act recklessly! Last time, I almost cut my tongue! Don't mislead other little devil children with long tongues!"

Hei Wuchang was also a little embarrassed when he mentioned the embarrassing things before: "Yes, don't tie a dead knot, one slipknot is enough." He asked the camera, "Remember, little devil children."

Duo Ling shuddered and his tongue was tied. The picture was so beautiful that he didn't dare to think that this part would probably be cut.

The emperor gestured at his tongue, it was not as slender and flexible as the Tongue Demon, and it was impossible to tie a knot.But he still has a tail, and Wu Ze's tail is a bit sensitive, and his whole body trembles when he touches it lightly, and he will definitely not be able to bear it if it slides up and down in a knot...

By the way, the tail, he can also try to use the tail to...

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After asking a few randomly selected irrelevant questions, Wu Ze and Duo Ling finally started the formal interview, asking about the recent situation of the other side.