The Little Reporter from the Underworld and the Demon King

The days of daily job interviews are always calm.

The task of this day is to ask the residents of the government their views on the price adjustment policy. Wu Ze and Duo Ling came to the street early to start the interview.

The interview went smoothly, the demons interviewed expressed their opinions very actively, and the two demons got enough material earlier than expected.

Just when Wu Ze and Duo Ling were about to call it a day and go back to the TV station, a wide-mouthed monster with heavy makeup shoved away other monsters who joined in the fun with its fat body and came to the camera, shouting to express her opinion on the price adjustment: "This time! The price adjustment is so unreasonable! Why are the prices of those things that are already cheap? Why can’t the devils afford them? Why are the prices of cosmetics and jewelry, which are already expensive, raised instead! Look at me Beads, originally only cost 3 Ming, but before the price adjustment, I was not willing to buy them. The day before yesterday, I made up my mind to buy them and it cost 3! You say this is not stealing money! And my bag, originally... eh, my bag ?”

She spread her arms, only two solitary leather handles clasped her fat arms with difficulty, and she disappeared without a trace.

All the demons looked behind her, and saw a long-legged demon holding a green bag without a handle and walking quietly on tiptoe. After a while, it seemed to sense the heat behind her, and turned her head When he saw it, he collided with countless eyes staring at him. He was taken aback, turned around and ran away.

The wide-mouthed demon was stunned for a while before he came back to his senses, and shouted, "Catch the thief! A thief is robbing the bag!" He thought it was the long-legged demon who snatched the bag, and there were no demons present. I was able to chase it back for her, and cried anxiously, "It's only been two days since I bought my bag of 1 Ming, and there is still a lot of cash in it, why do I carry it like this..."

The demons sympathized with her, but could do nothing.

Except for the short body on the shoulder, the long-legged demon has legs from the neck down. No other demon in the whole underworld can outrun them, so even the demon who wants to return the stolen bag is powerless and gives up. a pointless attempt.

Only Wu Ze yelled "Hunter!", mounted a huge hellhound that ran out of nowhere, and chased after the long-legged demon in the direction where the long-legged demon was escaping.

All the demons watched the dog and the demon leave in dumbfounded, lost in thought.

Eh?Like a hellhound?

No matter how long two legs are, it can't run with four legs. After a while, the long-legged demon was caught up by Hunter.

The long-legged demon saw that the hellhound seemed to be easily clinging to him. He gritted his teeth and accelerated the speed of his feet, but Hunter just took a bigger step and still followed him leisurely.

No matter how fast the long-legged demon accelerated, decelerated, turned and turned around, he couldn't get rid of the giant dog, but the Cerberus didn't do anything else, just followed him closely, so anxious that he just wanted to cry and ask Brother Cerberus what he wanted to do.

The demons passing by watched curiously with the magic dog and the dog running along the road, thinking that they were preparing for the upcoming marathon around the government. Several kind-hearted demons clapped their hands and cheered for them.

Uze, who was on Hunter's back, finally fiddled with the recording pen, leaned out with difficulty and handed the pen to the long-legged demon and asked, "Mr. punishment?"

Only then did the long-legged demon realize that there was another demon on the dog's back. He was so frightened that he slipped on the soles of his feet and almost fell, and took a few steps before he ran steadily again.

Hunter also thoughtfully slowed down, waiting for the long-legged demon to accelerate again before continuing to run beside him.

Please, it is very difficult for me to maintain this speed. How do you want me to answer your inexplicable question!

The long-legged demon complained in his heart, not daring to slow down at all.

Seeing that he didn't answer, Wu Ze just ran away and asked again: "According to the laws and regulations of the underworld, the demons who snatch bags on the street will spend 13 years in the cell on the 20th floor of the King's Mansion, and most of the demons who enter are unconscious after they come out. Why do you To take a risk?"

The long-legged demon couldn't open his mouth to answer his question, he could only growl in his heart.

You reporter, don't elevate my crime of stealing to robbery!I obviously just wanted to steal this bag secretly!When did I grab the bag in public!And what about unconsciousness?Are you threatening me?You are threatening me! ?And could there be other reasons for stealing?Of course it is poor!Poverty is the original sin!Why do you have to ask such a meaningless question twice!

Seeing that the long-legged demon still kept his mouth tightly shut and refused to answer, Wu Ze sighed helplessly, and patted the head of the hellhound in the middle: "Hunter, he doesn't cooperate at all, let's take him back."

"Wow!" Hunter howled to express his understanding, his head on the side tilted and his mouth opened to catch the fast-running long-legged demon, turned around and ran back.

"Ah! Don't! I'm afraid of dogs!" the long-legged demon cried.

Wu Ze is a reasonable devil: "But you neither answer my question nor stop, obviously unwilling to cooperate, we can only take you back like this."

The long-legged demon protested: "Try if you can run so fast and still talk! How dare I stop being chased by dogs like this!"

Wu Ze frowned, he seemed to be forced to run away by himself when he said that, obviously he was the one who stole first.

So his face was full of displeasure: "Of course we can only chase you if you don't stop, otherwise, wouldn't you just run away with your bag? And if you don't grab something, why would we chase you?"

The long-legged demon finally found an opportunity to express his views on this exaggerated crime: "I didn't rob! I just stole! Don't add to my crime maliciously!"

"That's it!" Wu Ze raised the recording pen in his hand with a clear expression on his face: "Okay, I know!"

The long-legged demon was startled, and immediately gritted his teeth.

hateful!This soft-horned demon actually lied to him!But put him down anyway!His fear of dogs is not a lie!

"Please let Cerberus put me down, I'm about to pee out of fear."

Upon hearing this, Hunter immediately moved the position holding him from the upper half of the leg to the shoulder and head, leaving the long-legged demon's long dangling legs at the side of his mouth.

Wu Ze patted Hunter's head, he was indeed a good and witty boy, and said to the Long-legged Demon very considerately, "You can pee now."

The sideways face of the long-legged demon was full of hellhound's saliva: "@#￥...#￥#...&&*!!"

When Hunter returned to the shooting location with the Long-legged Demon in his mouth, Doling and the Wide-Mouth Demon hadn't left yet.The Wide Mouth Demon was crying and explaining the scene to the Anbao Demon who came over, but he couldn't explain what happened for most of the day with a runny nose and tears.

Duo Ling was forcibly held back by her, no matter how Duo Ling explained that she did not capture the scene where the long-legged devil stole the bag, she still believed that there was evidence in the camera.

"You must help me, woo woo woo..."

The security demons were very impatient: "So what does your bag look like..." Then they were taken aback by the hellhound that suddenly stopped in front of them, "**!"

Hunter put Uze and the long-legged demon down and ran away without knowing where. The security demons stared at the air where a huge monster was squatting just now: "Cerberus..."

Wu Ze whistled and looked at the sky, and was surprised when he heard their murmurs: "What? Where?"

Duo Ling watched his performance blankly and complained: "You should act harder."

Wu Ze tilted his head: "What?"

Duo Ling gave up performing with him.

Wide Mouth Demon's heart was on her bag, and when he saw the Long-legged Demon, he grabbed his arm and dragged him towards An Bao Mo: "Comrade An Bao! It's this Long-legged Demon! Grab my bag!"

The transparent liquid dripping down from the green handbag and the long-legged monster...

"..."

An Baomo refused in his heart, but he dutifully stretched out two fingers to pinch the green handbag: "Take it back for questioning."

The wide-mouthed devil refused to let go, and pushed the long-legged devil to the camera, pointed at him and cursed: "Everyone remember! This is the thief who stole my bag!"

The long-legged demon swallowed his anger and let them chatter because Wu Ze was still on the side, and he knew he couldn't escape even if he ran.However, the Wide Mouth Demon's attempt to accuse him in front of the audience still seriously hurt his self-esteem. He tried hard to break away from the Wide Mouth Demon's hand, but he was unsuccessful and angered the Wide Mouth Demon: "You thief! You still want to Push me! You..."

Neither of the two demons would let go first, they pushed and twisted into a ball, tripped by someone, and fell forward together, just hitting the camera in front of them...

Duo Ling wanted to remind them that he had turned off the camera, but before he could get in the conversation, he saw the tripod wobble.

Come on, tripod!He cried out eagerly in his heart.

However, the tripod was still not stable... He watched the tripod fall sideways, but he was helpless...

At this time, Wu Ze on one side stretched out his hand to support the tripod with lightning speed, but he did not support the camera on the tripod...

"Crack", this is probably the sound of Duo Ling's heart breaking.

The Wide Mouth Demon stared blankly at the shards of the camera on the ground, and immediately recovered his senses and snatched the female bag from the Security Demon's hand with a flustered expression: "I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, anyway, if the bag is found, let's forget it. Goodbye, everyone." After saying that, he ran away.

Wu Ze was not surprised, and under the shocked gaze of Duo Ling, he bent down calmly and picked out the intact video tape from the debris, and then took out a folding bag to pick up the body of the camera into the bag: "Wreckage recycling can be sold for 300 yuan !"

The long-legged demon looked at the fleeing figure of the wide-mouthed demon with disdain, snorted softly, and glanced at the security demon: "The witness has escaped, so there is nothing wrong with me."

An Baomo glanced at each other, nodded, thinking that the Wide Mouth Demon had left, and there was really no one to testify against him, so he shrugged and prepared to leave, but Wu Ze stretched out his hand to stop him.

"I have evidence." He took out the recording pen and replayed the line "I just stole" from the Long-legged Demon.

The security demon looked at each other again, nodded, and grabbed the long-legged demon again.

The long-legged demon gritted his teeth and looked at Wu Ze: "What enmity do I have with you? You insist on putting me to death?"

Wu Ze looked at him seriously: "If you let me go this time, you will definitely do it again."

The long-legged demon sneered: "You don't even know why I steal things."

Wu Ze shook his head: "No matter what the reason is."

The long-legged demon glanced at him faintly before being taken away: "But they are all bullying guys, you have the ability to catch me, you have the ability to turn Lu Lane, Ghost Road, Sanqing Avenue, into the second lava tree Will the flour factory 500 meters east be taken away?"

Duo Ling: "Your address is too long, and it's not easy to follow the previous words. Once you hear it, you know it's a long-planned plan and you want to say it instead of a whim."

The long-legged demon was furious: "I want you to take care of it!"

Wu Ze felt that there might be big news in it, and asked, "What happened to that flour factory?"

The long-legged demon smiled mysteriously: "You will know when you go."

Wu Ze nodded: "Please tell me the address again."

Long-legged demon: "Sanqing Avenue, Ghost Road, Dilu Lane, turn into the second lava tree, and then go east..."

Wu Ze turned to look at Duo Ling: "He really wants us to go."

Long-legged demon: "Damn it!"

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cough cough.Coded a little eighth letter today. .I don't know how strict the jj review is