Anecdote of the Northeast

People say that they think day by day and dream at night. I think that is the inertial effect of the cerebral cortex.So this night, I dreamed of two beauties, and the two beauties were looking at each other affectionately, which made me startled and woke up.

Really, I am not discriminatory or anything, after all, I am not very popular, but it is because my sexual orientation does not seem to be very popular, which is scary.

For no reason, I dreamed of two beauties I had never seen before, what to do?

After I came to my senses, I realized that this should not be my dream, it should be said that it was caused by the remaining Yin Qi in my body.

What I dreamed should be a dark memory.

Although I don't know what happened to these two people, but in ancient times, women were often vulnerable groups, so I don't think it's strange if something happens.

Speaking of which, this journey is basically halfway through, let alone, after staying on the ship for such a long time, I really miss that kind of down-to-earth feeling.

Today is an opportunity to go ashore. The location is Sanmenxia. We will stop here for half a day to go on land and play, and the ship will also do some supplies.

Speaking of which, this is the hometown of Yang Yuhuan, one of the four great beauties in ancient times.

After I got off the boat, I ran to the tourist spots to wander around. Not to mention, the air here is quite good in the city, and the environmental quality is quite good, much better than that of Shen City.

I took a camera and took pictures of whatever looked good, but basically I still photographed people. It seems that I can't change this problem.

After drifting on the boat for such a long time, I suddenly realized that the food on land is actually quite good, especially the roasted pig’s trotters, which looked greasy before, but today I actually ate two, and I still didn’t feel full.

I didn't even struggle, so I bought six sauce-flavored pig's trotters in this store. Anyway, there is a small refrigerator in the room I live in, so it is not afraid of damage.

After returning to the boat, I saw that unlucky guy who not only fell into the water, but also had his life borrowed, standing on the deck, staring at the bottom of the boat.

This means that you still want to find that female ghost and continue your relationship?

It's probably because I can tell the difference between a human and a ghost, and I know very well that it's a beautiful joke if the relationship between a human and a ghost is not over, so for me, a ghost is just a ghost, another species in the world.

I really never thought about interspecies love.

I heard that in this world, some people want to marry their pets, and some people want to marry their TV. I think this is okay, after all, they are all physical things.

But those who want to marry a ghost are purely courting death.A ghost, whether it likes it or not, when it's around a person, will subconsciously absorb the yang energy from the person.

Of course, this yang energy is also divided into people, like me, people and ghosts are afraid of me when they see it, so some ghosts and other things come to mess with me, but there are immortals around me at any time, sucking the yang on my body Angry, that is basically impossible to achieve.

But like this unlucky guy, it's really a one-shot one.

In fact, I really want to ask Mr. Unlucky, if he knows what it means to lend his life.

"Why, are you still thinking about your Mei Niang?" I don't know what was going on in my head, but I actually ran over and started chatting with this hapless bastard.

As soon as the unlucky guy heard me say that name, he jumped up and pulled me excitedly, "Who are you, how do you know Mei Niang, do you know where she is?"

I pulled my arm out of his hand in disgust, "I don't know who the Meiniang you're talking about is, but I know you've met a ghost these two days."

Really, this guy has a ghostly aura all over his body, and it looks like he is haunted by a ghost. Not to mention, when he was rescued that night, he didn't have this thing on him.

"Ghost, ghost, hehe, yes, I met a ghost, I met the most beautiful female ghost in the world, and only the immortality of the soul can keep that beautiful youth." When the unlucky guy heard me mention the ghost, I was a little annoyed at first, but then I actually thought it was better this way.

Ouch, my God, I know those who play art are generally foolish, like me, I didn't have much struggle to be sure that I like men.However, the hole in this guy's brain seems to be a bit deep.

The most beautiful female ghost in the world?I said buddy, how many female ghosts have you seen, have I seen more?I dare say, if I say this, a bunch of female ghosts will come to me to talk about life in the future.

Immortality of the soul?I really want to cut his brain open to see if it's full of paste. Do you know that the nutrient for a female ghost to survive is human yang energy and her own resentment?

You said that he died with great resentment, and you actually praised him for his good death?

Really, if I were that female ghost, I would also ask him to borrow my life, with black spots on my hands, just borrow my life, and let him try to die too.

I don't think it's necessary to talk to this guy. There's no way to communicate. I'd better go back to my room and draw.

Seeing that I was about to leave, the unlucky guy suddenly grabbed me nervously, "Don't go, help me, help me find Mei Niang, I will promise you whatever you want.

You, do you want money?I have lots of money.Or, how about I send you one of my works, my best work? "

I said to myself, in order to find an unknown female ghost, you even gave me your most outstanding work. Have you ever thought about the feeling of your work?

Besides, I am also an art student. Why do I want your works? You make it sound like you are very famous.

"Do you have money?" If you don't make money, that's a bastard.I don't think I should be too polite to this kind of person who is rushing to seek death.

Anyway, this year's quota has been fulfilled, so it doesn't matter if I ask for more money. Besides, merit is rare for me, but it doesn't mean that I want to become a saint.

"I, I have a lot of money, these, these are all for you." The unlucky man was obviously stunned, and looked at me in disbelief, then began to rummage through his pockets, and took out pieces in pieces. , er, 530 sixty fifty cents.

I took the money, and then I went to Zhao Jingang and asked him to look at it at night. Where is the female ghost who is pestering this guy? If you find it, come back and tell me.

"Tonight, wait for my news." I took the money and turned around, but the unlucky guy grabbed me. "You want to cheat me of money, I want to see Mei Niang now."

I looked at him like an idiot, "You already know she's a ghost, your ghosts come out and dance around in the dark?"

The unlucky guy stood there in a daze, staring straight at him to leave.

In fact, before I left, I left a secluded evil talisman in his pocket, and I would know immediately if there was any feng shui around the unlucky guy.

I went back to the room, but I didn't have much time to draw. Although I pulled [-] to [-] just now, the water ghosts and spirits in the Yellow River, whichever one I pulled out, were very powerful.I only have a few helpers now, if I want to play big, I'm courting death.

How could someone who cherishes life like me do it.

I turned on the TV, relying on the really bad signal, watched a TV series on family ethics for a while, and stayed up until midnight, except for the sound of water waves outside, the whole space was quiet.

Not long after, Zhao Jingang came back, and as soon as he entered the room, he quickly said: "Brother Ma, don't tell me, there really is a female ghost here, she is indeed beautiful, wearing clothes from the Qing Dynasty, light It's purple, and you can tell by looking at it that it was from a wealthy family before death."

Lavender, isn't she wearing a beautiful red wedding dress?

Speaking of which, I always thought that it was the woman in the wedding gown who came out to make trouble. Could it be that I guessed wrong?

"Where is the man?"

It doesn't matter who it is, anyway, I'm going to meet for a while.After all, I have accepted the entrustment, I can't collect all the money, but don't do anything!

When I went out, I followed Zhao Jingang out, except for the cabin, when I came to the deck, I saw that unlucky guy looking ahead excitedly.

The problem is, there is nothing in front of him, of course, there is still something around him.

I looked at the woman in a purple dress with a woman's hair bun, looked at the unlucky guy calmly, and spoke to the air.

What is this hapless bastard talking about?

I walked in cautiously, and after meeting the female ghost's eyes, I nodded calmly.

That female ghost, or should not be called a female ghost, but a smoker.

A female ghost who has achieved success in cultivation but has no karma of human life is different from ordinary female ghosts. In the underworld, they have a special name. The so-called smoke ghosts mean that they are like green smoke. Spells, ghosts without a certain level of cultivation, cannot be learned.

The smoker looked at me, then at the unlucky guy, "You took his money?"

I scratched my head, and felt that the other party wanted to ask the teacher for a crime, "He said he wanted to meet a female ghost named Mei Niang, and I thought, if there is a ghost that is harming him, I can help solve it."

Qingfeng and the smoker, who are generally successful in cultivation, cherish their cultivation bases and will not do things that damage their cultivation bases. Therefore, this smoker should not be a guy who will do harm to others.

"Little Taoist, don't meddle in your own business, it's none of your business here."

I was quite puzzled by what she called me. This was the first time someone called me a little Taoist priest. Of course, the previous life was not counted. At that time, I was really a Taoist priest.

Uh, but in the Qing Dynasty, it seems that there was no such title as a horse disciple. My professional branch only began to develop gradually after the fall of the Qing Dynasty.

After all, Disciples of Discipleship developed from Shamanism, and Shamanism was the ruler of the Qing Dynasty, the most primitive sect of the Manchus, and it has always served the royal family.

If it wasn't for the subjugation of the country, it wouldn't have started to serve the rural people.

In fact, when I think about it this way, my profession is quite high.

"Senior, I just want to say that if you are really entangled with the karma of life with him, it is not good for your practice, think twice." This smoker, no matter how you look at it, has no intention of letting this hapless guy go, I bumped into it, so I can't ignore it anyway, I have to say what should be said, and I should persuade what should be persuaded.

"Hmph, boy, why don't you take a good look at those two holes in your head, what is the cause and effect entanglement between me and that thing?"

I'll go, what kind of enmity, what kind of resentment, just use 'that thing' to refer to it.I was curious in my heart, so I really took a good look with my heavenly eyes.

Seeing this, I feel a little regretful, I shouldn't have worried about this hapless guy, it just deserves it.

The causal line, how should I put it, if two people are involved on both sides of the line, then the person connected at the lower level owes the cause and effect to the person at the higher level.

For example, if you say that there are two people, passerby A and passerby B, passerby A owes passerby B 1 yuan, but he never wants to pay it back.One day, passerby B needed money to save his life, so he found passerby A, but passerby A refused to recognize him, so he delayed passerby B's rescue, and once led to passerby B's death.Then, passerby A, who was indirectly killed by passerby B, owes passerby B a great deal of karma.

When two people meet in the next life, passerby A needs to compensate passerby B, until the causal line believes that the two people are in love because of cause and effect, otherwise passerby A will always instinctively want to give back to passerby B.

When the two of them just tied the causal thread, passerby A's causal thread was tied around his hands, while passerby B's causal thread was tied around his neck.

When the causal line becomes a parallel line, it will disappear.

Here, on the unlucky guy, there are two very obvious lines of cause and effect, both of which are tied to his feet.As for the two ends of the causal line, one is tied around the smoker's neck, and the other points to the river.Come to think of it, the other sufferer has been in the river and never showed up.

However, I think there is no place lower than the feet on the human body.

This, is this for debt collection?

Ordinarily, I can really care about this matter, but I think I should still care, not for that hapless guy, but for this smoker and another guy hiding in the river.

I remembered this smoker. She appeared in my dream yesterday. In the dream, her regretful eyes made people feel heartbroken.I thought, I should help her.

"Senior, if you borrow your life like this again, this person will die. Although this person owes you karma, if you have a life on your body, it will already have an impact on your cultivation."

The smoker looked at me coldly, "Boy, you don't have to deal with my affairs, just get lost."

This smoker really shot at a disagreement, and a gust of wind blew me back seven or eight steps, and my throat was so uncomfortable that I wanted to spit.

"Sister, don't implicate the innocent."

I was about to have a hard fight with that smoker, but unexpectedly, I heard a very pleasant voice, with Wu Nong whispering unique to Jiangnan people, the voice was soft, and my body instinctively felt a tingling sensation.

"Yan'er, why did you come out, go back quickly." The smoker's voice was full of reproach and pampering.

I raised my head and looked at the owner of the voice, it turned out to be the female ghost in the wedding dress.

Willow leaf curved eyebrows, almond eyes, delicate and pretty nose, slightly upturned mouth corners, as if born with a smile, exquisite figure, looks like a stunner in the world, such a delicate and beautiful ghost bride.

"Sister, we live a comfortable life now, and no one bullies us anymore. Isn't it good to live like this? Why bother to be entangled in the past kindness and resentment, and fall into the resentment and cannot extricate ourselves."

The ghost bride looked at the smoker affectionately, walked to the smoker with light steps, held the smoker's hand, and shook it slightly.

"Meiniang, this is what he owed us in his previous life. It's only natural for me to take it back. Besides, this decent human lifespan is a sought-after commodity in the Yellow River Mansion. With these lifespans, we can exchange for more cultivation. Resources." The smoker said in disapproval.

"But sister, if he dies, it will be bad for you. Although I need resources, I need you more!" Really, this ghost bride's skill in acting like a baby is really not as good as ordinary, even me Passerby A wanted to nod a little.

"Sister Mei Niang is right. I want to say, senior, why don't you come to an installment? In this life, he has only contributed so much. In his next life, you can continue to let him collect debts. You just treat it as a plantation." How good it is to harvest a fruit tree when it’s ready. It’s not cost-effective to cut down the fruit tree now.”

I think, from the point of view of the causal line, this unlucky guy deserves death, but there is no need for this senior smoker to fold himself into it for a moment of pleasure.

After hearing what I said, the smoker looked at me differently, "You have a good idea, how did you come up with it?"

what should i sayI myself used to be myself, that's what I did?I am ashamed to say this.Fortunately, the smoker didn't want any answers.

I went back to sleep in the middle of the night, and then I dreamed again.

The smoker is a child bride, married by his parents when he was seven or eight years old, and his husband is a little boy of four or five years old, that is, the previous life of that unlucky guy.

The unlucky guy later became a Jinshi in his studies and went to other places to become a sesame official. After being an official for a few years, he took in a beautiful concubine, the ghost bride.

At first, the smoker naturally wouldn't give the ghost bride any good looks, after all, she was a woman who robbed her husband.But within two years, the unlucky guy met a powerful Shangguan. There was an old girl in Shangguan's family who was in her 20s. For some reason, she never married.The unlucky guy decided to divorce his wife for the sake of his official career, and also dealt with his concubine by the way.

The smoker is a feudal woman, how could she stand being divorced, and the ghost bride felt that the sky was falling.

Oh, the ghost bride is the daughter of a businessman. She has learned piano, chess, calligraphy and painting since she was a child. Later, the family failed to invest, and the family was destroyed. After that, she was bought and trained to become a skinny horse. Life is finally stable, but unexpectedly, she will be sold again.

The smoker refused to obey, and the ghost bride also begged bitterly.But it's useless, the unlucky guy is an official fan, and he doesn't want to do anything other than be an official.

Later, there was a flood in the unlucky guy's hometown, and the villagers thought about offering sacrifices to the river god. The sacrifice was to find a girl from the village.As soon as this incident happened, the unlucky guy thought of a bad move, sent the ghost bride to the clan, made it a sacrifice, and was pushed into the Yellow River. up the Yellow River.

This unlucky bastard is also a cheap person. Before killing the two of them, he even told the two of them that he had the right to pretend that he owed them in this life, and he would pay back with his life in the next life.

I just want to say, you deserve to be a short-lived ghost in the future.