Anecdote of the Northeast

Learning English is a very painful thing, especially if you have to interrupt your French learning. I almost devoted all my morning time.

When my father heard that I was going to take the postgraduate entrance examination, he gave me a new mobile phone for the first time. It seems that he is really happy.

My mother is about to give birth, and the atmosphere at home is very tense during this period, after all, she is an advanced mother.Fortunately, the two of them are not public officials, and they want a third child after having a second child, which is really a bit shameless.

After less than half a month of this kind of life, I became an older brother again. After all, my mother was old, and she fell while going out for a walk. As a result, she was born prematurely. Unfortunately, it was a boy.

My dad didn't feel any regrets. In his words, the whole family envied me to have a daughter. If I had another daughter, I would be envied. That's just right.

I was in such a hurry that I saw my new brother on the second day. The little thing that was born like a little monkey was being carefully held by my father, with an expression as if he was hugging him. holding a rare treasure.

My mother said that when I was first born, my father was even more excited than he is now. He almost passed out at that time, and then he couldn't sleep for three days because he was so happy. He just looked at me and was afraid that something would happen to me.

To be honest, since I was sensible, especially after my sister was born, my dad and I have always maintained a miraculous state of hating each other. I have a little impression of the fact that my dad used to treat me as a baby nothing.

After that, I stayed at home and watched the little monkey turn into a white and chubby baby. It was very interesting, so I drew the baby's changes.

Draw a picture every three days. After more than a month, I have accumulated twelve sketches, which gave me a very good inspiration. I plan to draw it when I go back.

Oh, by the way, the little guy's name is Zhou Dahu. Since the child was born too late, better names have been taken up. The name Zhou Dahu is still more reliable, and it is better than my grandfather's name. Zhou Dagen' Be strong!

Very well, my younger sister Zhou Xiaoxiao is still the most precious female member of our family, and her unshakable family status is still retained.

I became an older brother again, and as soon as I was happy, I posted it in QQ, so that almost everyone I knew knew that my family had another child.

My eldest brother insisted on coming to my dad to discuss the secrets of having children. This guy is almost thirty, and the family will let him have children as soon as he gets married. Fortunately, the young couple likes children, otherwise there will be conflicts.

The most amazing thing is that my second senior brother actually replied with a congratulations. Really, I really want to keep this screenshot forever, to prove that I am actually very successful in life.

That guy Qian Jun asked me directly if I would bring wedding candy back home. It is said that the wedding candy at the full moon banquet has a similar effect to Sending Avalokitesvara. Anyway, I didn't see any difference.Qian Jun has a cousin who has been married for ten years. Both the husband and wife have been visited by hospitals at home and abroad, and they say that they are fine, but they have no children, so they are both crazy. Came several times.

The family also followed, anxious to get angry together, no, Qian Jun heard that my younger brother was born, so he asked me if I could bring some children, the things I used when I was just born, to borrow luck.

These things can't be said to be useless at all, but they really don't have much effect. Why don't you let me draw a child-seeking talisman, maybe it can be useful.

There is nothing wrong with this kind of woman, but she can't conceive for ten years. There is a certain probability that she committed crimes in her previous life and is destined to have no children in this life.Of course, this is actually relatively rare, mainly due to other reasons.

Uh, speaking of it, this Qian Jun's cousin is a potential customer, and he can consider trying to make a dream for him one day.

And Wu Yuan, this guy got back a bit late, but we chatted for a long time.

Wu Yuan received an order before and went to Singapore. Not only did someone provide food and accommodation for the whole journey, but he also took him around for a while, and gave him a bunch of souvenirs before leaving, in case he was not satisfied at all. of.

This treatment is simple.

I had just returned to Liao City and planned to finish my new work, Cheng Guodong called me and asked me if I would like to travel to Yunnan, with food, lodging and play included, accompanied by a beautiful policewoman throughout the journey.

Well, it's really attractive, but I haven't fully nourished the meridians in my whole body. If I go now, will I be suspected of being a bit slow?

So, I declined. After all, Cheng Guodong said that there are many temporary consultants like me in his hands, and there are also many permanent residents. The reason why he called me, I think, is because I don’t know how to bargain.

On the other side of the phone, Cheng Guodong didn't have any idea that you must do it. Hearing that I was not in good health, he expressed his condolences to me, and then hung up the phone.

Then, I felt that there was nothing to do with me. Although Yunnan is quite nice and the scenery is unique, but after a while, maybe I will go there.

But now, my immortals all despise me and think that I am a hindrance when I go out, so I don't want to be annoying.

As a result, more than half a month later, Cheng Guodong appeared at my door with an anxious look on his face. Obviously, something happened.

"What's the matter, someone beat you?"

Because I was ignorant of something when I went to the grave, I always felt that I owed Cheng Guodong, so as long as Cheng Guodong asked me, I would not refuse from the bottom of my heart.

I refused before because I didn’t want to drag my feet. Now, my meridians are no longer a problem, and they are even more resilient and wider than before.

Anyone who has read martial arts novels knows that this is a blessing in disguise for me.

"We received a report a few days ago that a group of drug dealers with special abilities were carrying a large amount of white powder and wanted to smuggle into China from the border in Yunnan. As a result, the information given there was too vague. Our It was only after people went that they found out that there was a very powerful head-subduing master in that group. Not only were there swarms of poisonous insects around him, but he also raised two very powerful ghost servants. Although Gu Master relieved the two people's lowering heads, the two people still had to lie on the bed for more than a month.

There are three Gu masters who can restrain this head-destroying master. We can contact three in the bureau, but one is in seclusion, one was injured a few days ago, and the other has no fighting strength.

After much deliberation, I can only find you.

Brother, you just go and stand in the back and release your Gu, and I will find others to solve the other things, how about it? "

This Cheng Guodong was miserable enough, why did everything happen to him, and the three candidates all stopped.However, this is not impossible.

My immortal family has thousands of people, and the two ghost servants can't do me any harm at all. Those poisonous insects lower their heads. Let's not say that I have Ah Ling, which is a Gu king-level existence. Let's talk about the Bai family in my hall. The disciples and the disciples of the Liu family are all masters at playing drugs.

"It's done, you don't need to find someone else, I will do it."

Chen Guodong was still lamenting that his life was not good, and he was shocked when he heard me yell, "Aren't you injured, okay?"

I nodded, "It's just right, I'm just going to ask the head-down master to try to see if my skills have regressed."

You may feel strange about the things I mentioned before, that is, why do you need a Gu master to deal with the head-down master?

There are very deep historical reasons for this, let me tell you about it.

To put it simply, the technique of lowering the head is the descendant of the voodoo technique in Miaojiang in Sichuan and Yunnan. For some reasons, it was mostly exiled to Southeast Asia, and then evolved from the combination of local witchcraft.Like Gu art, it can save people from life and death, and it can also harm people invisible.On the rivers and lakes, Thailand's "head lowering technique" and Xiangxi's "Gu technique" are known as the two major magic arts in Southeast Asia.

Therefore, there are a lot of similarities between the two, and they understand each other better.

There are also two types of head-down masters. They are good-natured and have strict management. Generally, they only help people get rid of their surrender without surrendering. Even if they are casting spells, they will ask the owner why. Doing more and being legal is what we do here. Peach Blossom, and it’s Zheng Peach Blossom, or the method of attracting wealth by popularity, is similar to changing Feng Shui and finding a fortune here. The fee is reasonable and it does not collect money. It is called a wizard in white.

Those with bad moral character are not restricted in doing things. Not only can they cast spells without limits, they can do anything as long as they are paid, and even halfway through, they suddenly turn their faces and deny people. Occasionally, when they see a suitable unlucky person, they will take the initiative to secretly degrade others. , In order to achieve the purpose of accumulating money and sex, he is called the black-clothed wizard.

Of course, white wizards basically don't come here to sell drugs, so [-]% of those who do this are black wizards, the kind with no lower limit.

That would be troublesome, this kind of guy was said to be lawless when he was in China, and he might be even more unrestrained when he went abroad.

"Do you know the general location of the person, or is there anything they have used?"

Cheng Guodong told me happily, "The general location has been delineated, and it is in a neighboring province. Let's go now and arrive tomorrow."

Obviously, Chen Guodong was also in a hurry. There was nothing I could do. I packed a backpack, lit a stick of incense on the fairy hall, and told my master and ancestors that I had to go out for a lap again. Let's run for a while, and we will officially start working tomorrow.

Before I left, I took out all the snacks in the refrigerator. It was more than three o'clock in the afternoon, and I hadn't eaten yet.

By the way, I also took the drawing board and painting utensils. I thought, if I am still unlucky enough to be hospitalized, then I will draw two paintings there and come back.

It is said to be a neighboring province, but in fact, it has just reached the boundary between the two provinces. It can be said that it is still in Liaoning Province if it is vague.

It was already past eight o'clock in the evening when I arrived, so I didn't sleep at all. I sent out 150 of the [-] immortals I brought, and asked them to look for the gang of drug dealers, and then formed an encirclement circle around the periphery. There are fish that slip through the net.

According to Cheng Guodong, it should be a black wizard in his fifties, with two young black wizards in their 30s and [-]s, and the remaining three are all well-known drug dealers in Vietnam.

When they arrived here, they were monitored by the police. This time, it was a national joint heartbeat. As soon as I entered the command room, I saw my brave and handsome cousin talking to a middle-aged man who should be in charge. What is being reported.

I'm so embarrassed, I thought, Cheng Guodong did this on purpose.

When Zhou Dawei saw me coming in, he gave me several hard stares. If his eyes could turn into knives, I would probably have been killed.

"elder brother."

I didn't dare to pretend that I didn't see it, so I could only bite the bullet and shout.

"Why did you come here? These are drug dealers, each of whom has at least a dozen lives. They are not those small-time guys you have seen before."

I chuckled and thought to myself, I've even met the ghost king before, so I'm still afraid of this?

If I die, I will become a fairy immediately. Of course, I don't want to become a fairy yet.

"Cheng Guodong came to me. He called me at first, but I didn't agree. Then he came to my house and said something terrible. If I didn't help him, I would feel embarrassed."

At the critical moment, a dead fellow Taoist is not a poor fellow, so I sold Cheng Guodong directly.

Cheng Guodong was still thinking about how to greet Zhou Dawei, when he heard me betray him, pointing at me, speechless, he was angry at first glance.

Zhou Dawei was probably also angry, so he glared at Cheng Guodong, "Your surname is Cheng, why did you tell me at the beginning, didn't you agree that my younger brother will help treat diseases and so on, won't you be on a mission?"

"Yes, yes, Da Chuan doesn't need to go forward this time, I just brought him here just in case." Cheng Guodong's face was twisted, and he really didn't believe what he said.

"You two wait for me." Zhou Dawei left the command room after speaking, leaving Cheng Guodong and me relatively speechless.