Anecdote of the Northeast

After the military training started, I found that there were many innocent and lovely elementary school girls in the school. Around each elementary school girl, there were one or two seniors who were left over from the previous two years to help with shopping, occupying seats, and moving. thing.

Obviously, on campus, the solar terms still stay in spring, not about to enter autumn.

This perverted festival has no effect on me. Although I really want to find a beautiful girl, it is really difficult to find a girl who believes in feudal superstitions and has common hobbies these days.

If it wasn't for Wu Yuan being a man, I would actually want to attack him.

As the saying goes, female juniors, hold gold bricks.

Deng Guoping is getting married, and with his soul mate, the hotel has been booked, and the date is set for next Wednesday. It is said that there will be 888 tables, one table of [-].At the time, this was definitely a reasonable price for a meal.

Twelve dishes, including chicken, fish, meat, and seafood, and a finale dish.

I have thought about drawing two talismans for him, as part of the wedding banquet money.But thinking that that guy should be ignorant, so forget it, and can only follow the trend and make a red envelope.

In the past two days, I have been helping Deng Guoping prepare for the wedding. Oh, yes, I was arrested as a young man, and together with Yu Ze, I became Deng Guoping's best man.Actually, I want to know how Yu Ze agreed to be the best man. In my opinion, this is not a good job.

But Yu Ze's mouth is very strict, he can't say anything, and Deng Guoping has been manic for the past two days, and he dare not provoke anyone.

Deng Guoping held a very common Chinese-Western wedding. Wearing a wedding dress and a suit, he sat on the stage set up in front of the banquet hall and was manipulated back and forth by the host as a prop. Then he took pictures and toasted. After toasting back and forth, the wedding banquet ended. The wedding is almost over.

For weddings, my only feeling is that this is something invented to toss the bride and groom.From past three o'clock in the morning, it was all kinds of tossing. In order to make the video look good, I had to pose in various poses, and I had to keep smiling throughout the process.

The bride is even worse. Not only do she have to change at least three outfits, but she also needs to wear high heels all the way. Are those shoes?Sometimes when I think about it, women are really powerful. For the sake of their external image, they can sacrifice everything that can be sacrificed.

In the whole wedding, what attracted me the most was probably the link of throwing bouquets.Don't get me wrong, I'm not interested in getting married yet. What interests me is the magical saying that whoever catches the bouquet will be the next to get married.

The one who touched the bouquet is a girl who has a good relationship with the bride. She is a senior in senior year and is about to graduate. She has good listening and speaking skills and is taking the postgraduate entrance examination.

Oh, this senior is a member of the student union and often organizes activities. I once participated in an on-campus art exhibition organized by the school through her.The people are still very nice and very capable.

But her family seems to be in a bad situation. I met her when I was working part-time, drawing posters for an advertising company.

Girls seldom do that kind of work. Although they earn more, they are too tiring. However, she has taken on a lot of this kind of work, presumably because she is short of money.

There is a reason why I have introduced so much to this girl.

How should I put it, this bouquet catching is really a bit miraculous. Originally, I didn't think this senior sister would fall in love in recent years, but now, her marriage line has actually moved, which indicates that she will have a romantic relationship in the near future. a marriage.

But, this is not right, a person who will not fall in love in the past few years, suddenly has a marriage, and will get married soon, no matter how you look at it, it is not right.

In the following days, I found two Huang Tang disciples and asked them to follow this senior to see what was going on with her marriage line.

Although this thing is weird, but I have seen too many strange things, and I haven't stopped since I was very young, so I didn't take it too seriously, and just forgot about it.

Now I think the most important thing is to practice hard and draw well.

The kung fu in my hands has made new progress.

Shredding devils is no longer a wish, it's about to come true.And if necessary, I found that I can use Xiaojieshou to create spirit patterns, a magical pattern used to make magic weapons and spiritual weapons, and consecrate some calligraphy and paintings.

The spirit pattern is mainly painted on other special materials, or carved on some kind of item that can guide aura, which plays a special blessing role. After a period of time, or with special techniques, it can generate objects that increase certain luck and special attributes .

They are generally decorations, and some have certain practicality, but this kind is relatively rare.

This kind of miraculous knowledge was learned naturally after I drank too much and fell asleep after attending Deng Guoping's wedding.Although I haven't practiced it, but inexplicably, I just know that I know this craft.

But I didn't even think about trying it. After all, the materials needed are too special and basically expensive, so I can't play with them now.

Therefore, I still paint with peace of mind, imagining that someone wants to buy my painting, which is more realistic.

I recently asked Feng Mei to be a model for me again, and drew a picture of a beauty in the Republic of China.It's probably because of Xiao Jie's practice. When I was painting, I used it unintentionally, which made my characters better and better. In the words of the old man, the characters I draw have souls.In fact, I want to say that what I have is not a soul, but a ghost.

Deng Guoping chose Thailand for his honeymoon trip. To be honest, the only two impressions I have there are the singing and dancing performances with special crowds, and the ubiquitous singing and dancing performances that use children's souls and bones as materials. division.

The former one made me think that the bottom of society in that country was deformed, and the latter one made me think that the supernatural people in that country were all demons and heretics.

Of course, this is all my own prejudice and has no reference value.

During this period of time, the senior I followed didn't get very close to any man, but the marriage line on her body became more and more obvious.

If my calculations are correct, within a month, she will enter the wedding hall.

I once wondered if it was a dog-blooded son who got married. Just because I carefully observed the Qi on her body, it is obvious that she has not had a relationship with anyone within two months. That is to say, if there is a child, it has already started It is impossible to be slim even now that she is pregnant.

Of course, if you can conceive by yourself like the foreign gods, then that's another matter, but if you conceive like that, it seems impossible to marry with a child.

I was wondering why she suddenly got married.

Is it arranged by the parents?Uh, it's not impossible. After all, in the countryside, there are still many people who treat girls as goods that can be bought and sold.

However, although this senior sister's family is a bit poor, she did not come from the countryside. Even if she doesn't take girls seriously, she can't be like a village. She can tie people up and carry them directly to the mountains, and run away. don't come out.

Besides, that's not considered a marriage. Marriage requires a serious marriage certificate. If there is no marriage certificate, how can the marriage line show that she is going to get married.

Of course, there is also the possibility of a flash marriage. This is a new term. There are lunatics who went to get a certificate within a month of knowing each other.

My head was about to explode thinking about it, and I didn't want to understand where her marriage came from.After Deng Guoping came back from her honeymoon, I gradually figured out what was going on with this strong woman senior.

In fact, this is the credit of the two Huangtang disciples I sent there.

It was almost October and I was making some snacks in my new style kitchen.Don't get me wrong, this is all for Liu Zhenyuan's aunts. These fairy families are getting harder and harder to serve.

I don't know which TV station I saw it from, or some housewives chatted about it. Anyway, they all agree that the things sold outside are not good, and they are all waste oil, Sudan red and so on.

I thought to myself, you can't really eat it, you just have to taste it, it doesn't matter if it's gutter oil or Sudan red.

But I discovered that all women, even if they are immortals who have lived for thousands of years, you can't expect them to be very reasonable.

Anyway, in order to satisfy their appetite, I am now learning how to make snacks.Not to mention, these people on the Internet are really boring. Some people actually put recipes on it, even recipes for various snacks.

What I was doing here, one of the two Huangtang disciples ran back very excitedly, and jumped up and down to me when he saw me.

"Brother Ma, brother Ma, you are really amazing. You actually knew that something would happen to Hua Rong. Now, something really happened to her. We are already in a dream, let her come here tomorrow."

When I heard it, I quickly asked what was going on.

This Huang Tang disciple quickly told me about the situation.

"Brother Ma, you don't know. At the beginning, nothing happened around that Huarong, but just a few days ago, the yang energy in her body suddenly began to decrease, and then there was a male ghost, and suddenly Then I started to appear next to that Huarong, and I discovered that they were connected by chance.

After that, we spent two days tracking down that male ghost.

Brother Ma, we found out that that ghost turned out to be Huarong's husband.Fortunately, we have been following that Huarong these days, that male ghost cannot be alone with Huarong, otherwise, that Huarong would be in danger.

If the two really became husband and wife, it would be troublesome. "

Wait, wait a minute, why did a ghost husband suddenly appear, isn't my senior sister unmarried?

"How did they get married, have you found out?"

That little guy, when I asked this, immediately raised his chest and raised his head, with a proud face, "Of course we found out, it was Huarong's parents, the ghost husband she found for her, the ghost marriage, Huarong's parents I also received a dowry gift, um, it seems to be 10 yuan, I asked others, 10 yuan is a lot."

I thought to myself, this 10 yuan is quite a lot, but compared to one life per month, it is really not that much.

Of course, there are also people who will kill for one hundred thousand or less, but this is not how it is calculated.

My senior sister is really pitiful.I don't know if her parents know what kind of impact this dark marriage will have on their daughter.

Maybe they don't believe it, just want to get a sum of money.

In my heart, I also hope that this is what those two old people think. If this is the case, I still think that human nature is not so terrible.

What I just don't understand is why someone would dare to take a living person to marry a dead person.

In the yang world, there is indeed no legal restriction, but in the underworld, the government of the underworld expressly prohibits it, and if caught, it will be severely punished.

Therefore, this is considered a crime against the wind, er, it is estimated that it is typical to be caught.