Anecdote of the Northeast

"Who is sick? I can't say that any disease can be cured. For example, I will not intervene when the life span is over." I heard that I have a good relationship with the underworld. trouble.Both the fairy family and I are very satisfied with the current situation and do not want to change.

"A man had a car accident and his leg was amputated. Can it be cured?"

I'll go, just kidding, where can I get two legs for you.

"It can't be cured, you should find another Gao Ming."

Master Du shook his head regretfully, "Forget it, Mr. Zhou, let's leave a phone number and keep in touch in the future."

This is no problem, so I took out my mobile phone and left each other's calls.

About half an hour later, Ah Ling flew out happily, landed on my hand, rubbed against it, and then returned to my heart.

The lying master Tu slowly woke up after a while, and found that his originally weak body had regained some strength.

"Old Tu, you just caught up. Look, Master Wu came to see you, and happened to be here with Mr. Zhou. You have to thank you both."

Master Tu got up and nodded in agreement, "Yes, yes, both of you, thank you for your kindness. After I recover, I will find a good place to host you. Don't be polite to me."

"I'll forget it, then what, your employer this time is a distant relative of mine." I was very embarrassed to explain my relationship with that uncle.

"That Mr. Qi is your uncle? Then why didn't he ask you to see Fengshui directly?" Wu Yuan looked at me in surprise. He knew that there were people who knew Fengshui in my fairy hall, and they were still discussing each other. Pass.

"He didn't say he was looking for a Feng Shui master. Besides, he just met a relative, and my grandfather didn't like to see him very much." The two belonged to two camps back then, and it is said that they fought a battle on the battlefield. Up to now, they choke on each other as soon as they meet.

"That's right, show me your hometown. You said before that you want to take me to visit your parents." Wu Yuan didn't say anything about my concealment, but I felt that the joke was a little too big .

"I also got in the car. I didn't think of it until you mentioned the location. You don't know. That guy told others that he runs a supermarket when he got home. I didn't expect that he still had money to invite you to come and see Fengshui and build a house. "

I have to explain this matter, but it can't be misunderstood too much.

"No wonder you reacted so strongly when you heard where I was going. Seeing how frugal you are every day, I didn't expect to have a rich relative.

However, their family does run a supermarket, which is very famous in major cities in Southeast Asia. There are [-] or [-] supermarkets on the third or fourth floor of a supermarket. "

I shrugged and said helplessly, "There is no way, any rich man does not have two poor relatives, and I am the poor relative who is not popular in the legend.

However, it is true that his family is quite rich, and he is not lying. "

"I don't think there are too many poor relatives like Mr. Zhou. They can save lives at critical times." Master Tu seemed much more energetic and said jokingly.

"That's right, I also want to have such a poor relative. Let me tell you, Lao Tu, this doctor has always been the most popular among relatives."

Master Du also had an expression of picking up a bargain, joking with Master Tu, obviously very happy for Master Tu's recovery.

We stayed here for a while, Wu Yuan's phone rang, and when he answered the phone, it turned out to be Qi Feng's father, Qi Mingli.

It's not a big deal, I just know that Wu Yuan is here, so I make a phone call to express my condolences, and then say some nonsense like poor hospitality.

Wu Yuan's previous attitude was really not good, but this time when he answered the phone, it was easier to talk.I don't know what they thought over there, but in my opinion, Wu Yuan gave the other party some good looks because of my face.

In fact, I feel quite comfortable, after all my buddies give face, but compared to a distant relative who has been hiding wealth, I care more about the feelings of Wu Yuan, a brother who has gone through life and death.

At night, I was obviously near home, but I still ran out to enjoy the treatment of a five-star hotel. The elite man reserved two rooms. The elite man lived with the driver, and Wu Yuan and I lived together. deluxe double room.

Not to mention, the five-star hotel in Jishi City is quite good, and there is a barbecue restaurant downstairs that looks very popular. I took Wu Yuan to try a Northeast special barbecue.

As the old saying goes, there's nothing a skewer can't fix, and if there's anything, it's two.

The next day, we took the big jeep that was specially driven out to pick up people, and headed towards my hometown.

The car stopped directly in front of my house. When I got out of the car, I saw my aunt coming out with a bowl of fruit.

"Auntie, have our fruits come down?" I went up and took a strawberry and threw it into my mouth.

The experienced man was completely dumbfounded, and he didn't understand why I called the relatives of the boss's family uncle.

"Dachuan, are you on vacation? Oh, you're stuffing it in your mouth before you wash it." My aunt saw me eating and greeted a very fair young man, and enthusiastically took out a pomegranate , "Eat this first, peel off the skin and eat it, it's okay if you don't wash it."

"Thank you, uncle."

Embarrassed, Wu Yuan took the pomegranate, then opened it, took out a few pomegranates, and ate them.

"Auntie, this is my buddy, Wu Yuan, who studies architecture. He is here to build a house for my uncle and grandpa. He happened to be on the way, so I came back directly." I introduced Wu Yuan to my uncle, and called As a child, I grew up in my aunt's house, which is almost half of my family.

"Oh, this kid is not very old, he can earn money, Dachuan, you have to study hard with your friend, that's all right, you go in quickly, I'll wash the fruit."

After talking, my uncle went out and greeted the elite man. Obviously, it was not the first time that the elite man came.

As soon as we entered, we saw my mother was sitting on a rocking chair in the yard, and my father was very attentive and waited on me.Qi Feng was also there, making a phone call in the shade. When he saw me, he raised his hand and waved it as a greeting.

"Mom, you are living the life of the Queen Mother Lafayette. How is it? My dad is serving you well?"

"Get out, I'm chatting with my wife, why don't you stay cool." When my dad saw me, his anger level skyrocketed. This has become a habit, and I can't change it.

"What are you talking about, what's wrong with my son talking to me?" My mother was obviously on my side, "Son, aren't you painting in the magic capital? This is the end of the painting?"

"After the painting, it happened that my uncle and grandpa invited my friend to come over to build a house, so I just hitchhiked here." Speaking of which, I hurriedly called Wu Yuan over.

"This is Wu Yuan, my close buddy. I lived in his house some time ago, and saved a lot of money. I entrusted him to renovate my house in Shen City."

How can I say Wu Yuan, if needed, he will be a very likable junior.

Let's just say that now, after my introduction to the two sides, Wu Yuan chatted with my parents, and the main content of the chat was me.

When I was cooking, I sometimes lost my mind and added too much salt. I had to add some sugar and vinegar before cooking, and directly changed the stir-fry to a sweet and sour taste.

When I was a child, I didn't study hard in school. In order to avoid the exam, I even pretended to be sick. The doctor in the hospital gave me a sick leave for exam syndrome.

Wu Yuan listened with gusto, not only that, he also talked about the things I did with him when my parents were stuck.

Why did I go to Kaifeng to deliver something, but I didn’t book a train ticket when I came back, and it was too expensive to book a ticket, so I just found an acquaintance and bought a special price ticket.

I think this is normal. Of course, the money can be saved if it can be saved. My dad actually laughed out loud.

I'm really mad, I won't tell him, my mother gave him a very veiled look.

During lunch, my uncle whom I had never met before, I should have called him uncle, Qi Mingli, Qi Mingli, my uncle who had invited Wu Yuan to see the ancestral house, came to my house.

As soon as Qi Feng saw his father, he ran over to him very attentively, needless to say asking about his health, and even snatched away a piece of iced watermelon that I had a crush on, really, careless in making friends.

When the elite man saw Qi Mingli approaching, he actually ran faster than Qi Feng, but he was also very good at arranging his seat, and handed all the prepared things to Qi Feng, and asked Qi Feng to show his hospitality, while he stood Behind him, as a silent background board.

Qi Mingli obviously knew Wu Yuan, and walked over when he saw Wu Yuan.

"Master Wu, this time is really troublesome."

Wu Yuan immediately replied to Gao Lengfan, "It should be, Boss Qi paid me to come here, I will naturally contribute, there is no trouble, no trouble."

After a few polite words from several people, Qi Mingli said, "Although this is the countryside, there are not many good things here, but the countryside has its own flavor. At noon, please invite Mr. Wu to taste the stewed chicken in an iron pot here."

As he said that, he wanted to ask Wu Yuan to go out, but Wu Yuan refused.

"Forget it at noon, I happen to have a friend here, and I just agreed to eat at my friend's house."

"Uh, since Master Wu has friends, let's go together. I booked a flavor villa. The place is big, and there are many people eating and having fun."

"Daddy, the friend Master Wu mentioned is Da Chuan from my aunt's family. I told you that he learned oil painting from Mr. Lu's side."

Well, now my distant uncle finally noticed that there is one more person here.

"Uncle Qi, hello, I'm Dachuan, I just came back."

If it were someone else, it would definitely be embarrassing, but Qi Mingli didn't, but exchanged pleasantries with me naturally, and then told my dad that we want everyone to have a light meal together.

It can be seen that my dad doesn't like this cousin very much either, with a flat face, he said that the food at home has already been cooked, and it will spoil if you don't eat it in summer.

Stupid eggs, shiitake mushrooms and other fungi and wild vegetables, as well as a native chicken that has been killed a long time ago, in fact, if you go to that villa, you will eat these.

The only difference is that there is a tidy yard and medicinal wine that looks very distinctive.

However, my dad has also made a lot of medicinal wine. In fact, the medicinal wine in the restaurant in the nearby mountain villa is sold by my dad.And my aunt's cooking skills are the chef's every year during Chinese New Year, and she is willing to ask my aunt for help when there are weddings and weddings in ten miles and eight villages. The food she cooks is also very famous around here.

I know the place Qi Mingli mentioned. Speaking of which, the shop was to be inspected at the beginning, and I came here specially to my aunt to learn a few things.

Zhou Xiaoxiao is hanging out with one of my cousins ​​today. The little girl likes seafood at my cousin’s house today, so she’s afraid to go for a meal. Anyway, everyone likes her very much, so it’s okay not to go.

At the dinner table, my uncle is naturally the main one, after all, this is his home.

That kid Wu Yuan is also very good. It can be seen that my uncle likes to drink, but my uncle's mother is so strict that she even found two good excuses to have two drinks with my uncle.

After drinking two glasses of wine, my uncle looked at Wu Yuan, almost catching up with his own son.

This kid, I have to say, is indeed a ghost.