Anecdote of the Northeast

Since I had an invisible friend, there have been more and more invisible friends, such as the various cousins ​​in sister Hu Lingling's family, and Hui Xiaobao's childhood sweetheart Liu Zhenyuan.Every day on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year, Little Hui will take me to the mountain where they live, and I can stay there all night.

At the beginning, I was always wondering why Little Hui could always bring me away in the blink of an eye from such a far away place. Later, I realized that this is a kind of out-of-body, and the soul has no weight. Using a spell , coming and going will become very fast, not to mention this kind of fixed-point transmission.

This kind of happy life has passed for a whole year, last year today was the day when I met Hu Lingling and Hui Xiaobao.

On this day, our school ended early, and one class in the afternoon was forced to stop, so it was only four o'clock in the afternoon when I got home.

According to my thoughts, I naturally don't want to stay at home, but today I don't know why, my dad just doesn't let me go out, and even allows me to watch "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" at home.

Apparently, my dad had known for a long time that I used my pocket money to rent a pirated set of "Legend of the Condor Heroes" and put it under the bed.

It's really not my fault. Recently, Little Hui's bedtime stories are officially out of stock. We can only smuggle a few story books back to read. Of course, I chose the content of the story, but Little Hui is more addicted than me.

Today I went to bed early, and as soon as I closed my eyes, I saw Hui Xiaobao standing beside me, looking at me a little shyly, twisting his hands, it seemed that he was looking for me for something.

"What's the matter? Do you think "Legend of the Condor Heroes" is boring? How about I go to the bookstore in a few days and exchange for "Swordsman"?"

In my opinion, Hui Xiaobao and I are very good brothers, isn't it just renting books, what's the big deal.

"Today I want to take you to meet a few people." After Hui Xiaobao finished speaking, he quietly raised his head to look at my face, "Well, Da Chuan, you know, right, I, I am a fairy family from the Northeast."

I nodded, "I know, you have told me stories during this time, and you have introduced your race in detail. I also know that you are a mouse fairy."

After listening to ghost stories for a year, if I can't see anything, I'll be a fool.I don't think I'm very smart, but I'm not stupid either, so I figured it out naturally.

Not only that, but I also figured out that the uncle in golden armor I saw at the beginning should be a male ghost who has been dead for many years and has a lot of practice, while the man in black I saw is a ghost messenger from the underworld, that is, the underworld. film police.

Hui Xiaobao looked at me with embarrassment, "I-I know all about this, so I'll just say a few words by the way."

I shrugged my shoulders, big and small, I have also experienced the big and small examination rooms. I have been educated in the traditional Four Books and Five Classics since I was a child, and I am a new-age elementary school student who has dabbled in Conan and Kindaichi. I can still make this simple reasoning and judgment.

"Have you finally decided to formally introduce yourself?"

Since I met Little Hui, he just said his name, but the specifics, such as how many people are in the family, how old is this year, where do you study, etc., all the things that these children will introduce to each other after they meet. Never said that.

"You, don't you already know everything, what else to introduce." Hui Xiaobao stuttered when he was nervous, and I was so tired for him.

"This, this time, I want to take you, to, to meet, to meet some of my elders." Hui Xiaobao felt quite embarrassed. He had known each other for a year before taking his friends to play at home. It's not right.

I didn't care about this, after all, I didn't introduce him to my parents. Although they wouldn't believe me even if I told him, fundamentally, I did lack a normal procedure for making friends with people.

It was still a familiar feeling. As soon as I opened my eyes, I arrived at a small valley surrounded by green mountains. After walking with Hui Xiaobao for about ten minutes, I saw Hu Lingling and Liu Zhenyuan waiting by the side of the road.

"You two are really slow. Sister Lingling and I have been waiting for a long time." Liu Zhenyuan is a very delicate loli, about thirteen or fourteen years old, with colorful body, like a butterfly.

But I also know that the appearance of these people has nothing to do with their age.

"It's already very fast. Today is the day when the gate of ghosts opens on July [-]th. I don't dare to take the path."

After listening to Hui Xiaobao's words, I finally understood why my dad didn't let me go out to play today, and why I saw Uncle Jin Jia on this day last year, it turned out to be Ghost Festival.

Then during the holidays, burn some money for my grandpa, and that would make sense.

"My grandpa and the others are already going back to the living room, hurry up and go with me, don't you want the elders to wait for us?"

Hu Lingling stopped the chat between the two of them, pulled me forward, and told me as she walked, "You must be polite in a moment, answer whatever you ask, and don't interrupt if you don't ask, you understand?"

I nodded to show that I knew, "Don't worry, sister Lingling, I've always been very good."

Just treat it as seeing the principal and the teacher, don't talk if you can, try not to lie, it's such a simple thing, I'm familiar with it.

I heard Liu Zhenyuan said that the elders in the family are all in the living room. In my impression, it is a bigger room with a table and a few chairs, and there may be some fruit or something.

But obviously, the living room of Xianjia is not the same as what I know.

I don't understand, who called the place that was built like the Juyi Hall in "Water Margin" the living room.

There are two people on the top, a grandfather and a grandmother. The grandfather looks very serious, and the grandmother looks very kind.

Then there were a lot of people on the left and right sides, and there were more than a dozen middle-aged and elderly people with different shapes in the entire lobby.

Sincerely, although I have not studied the costumes of various dynasties in history, I can still tell that the clothes of the Qing Dynasty and the clothes of the Republic of China generally do not appear together, not to mention the clothes of the Ming Dynasty.

"Dachuan, this is the patriarch of my family, Hu Liuye, and the patriarch of the Bai family over there is the second grandma Bai, hurry up and salute." Hu Lingling reminded me to salute. At first, my first reaction was to bow, or It's a salute. As a young pioneer, I think I should do a young pioneer salute.

"Grandpa Hu Liu, hello Second Grandma Bai, salute." After saying that, I really saluted.All of a sudden, the whole hall was quiet, and after about ten seconds, Second Grandma Bai burst out laughing, "Oh, this kid is so interesting, come here, come to grandma, grandma will give you sweets .”

After saying that, Second Grandma Bai gave me a small ball that glowed with green light, which was very novel to me.I knew that the immortals surnamed Bai were all good at curing diseases and saving lives, so I took the pills and said "Thank you, Second Grandma Bai." Then I ate the pills without any politeness.

This pill is really miraculous. As soon as it entered my mouth, it turned into a stream of clear air and entered my throat. Then I felt that I could see more clearly and my mind became clearer.

"Come here, baby, I'll take a look at you." Seeing that I had taken Second Grandma Bai's elixir, Master Hu waved at me and called me over.

As soon as I passed by, Hu Liuye pulled me in front of me, and his hands touched my body carefully, making me itchy all over.

I'm ticklish, especially when I was a child, I couldn't bear it at all. Over there, Hu Liuye touched my bones, and here I moved around by myself, as if I had bugs growing on my body.

But Mr. Hu Liu was not angry at all. After wiping my bones, he nodded in satisfaction, "That's right, my bones are good, son, tell me your birth date, and I'll show you."

Birthday horoscope, this thing Hui Xiaobao explained to me, but I didn't remember it, "Grandpa Hu Liu, Xiaobao knows my horoscope, I, I didn't remember it myself."

I don't understand anything about Zi Chou Yin Mo, so I don't remember it, and I don't need it anyway.

"Liuye, Dachuan's horoscope was engraved by Wu Yin at the time of Gengxu month Yichou in the year of Renxu." Hui Xiaobao came to my horoscope as soon as he opened his mouth, which made me very admired. Mainly, it showed that he really took me seriously. On, remember my birthday.

Hu Liuye closed his eyes after hearing my horoscope, and pointed the fingers of his right hand back and forth. Anyway, he looked like a fortune teller.I know it's called calculation, but I don't understand the specific operating principle, as if I was born with a lack of this string, and I can't learn it by life or death.

But it doesn't matter, I won't but my good friend Hui Xiaobao will, I can just find him if I need it.Anyway, I don't think that in the future, I will embark on the road of being able to sign and count.

Of course, to punish evil and promote good, I will not refuse to yell when I see injustice.

Recently my idol has changed from Guo Jing to Linghu Chong, so I really want to make a righteous move.

Hu Liuye calculated for a long time, then suddenly opened his eyes, and looked at me as if he suddenly found a plate of super delicious braised pig's trotters.

Well, maybe my analogy is not right, it should be delicious braised chicken, not pig's trotters. Foxes like to eat chicken.

In short, he just likes me very much, even more than before.

"Da Chuan, can you tell me why you saved those Hui family's children?"

Regarding Hu Liuye's question, I had to think about it for a while before I realized that the Hui family children he was talking about should be those little mice. I thought it was troublesome, and I thought they were pitiful, so I threw the bag to the side of the road.

I shared my thoughts with Hu Liuye. Of course, I had to be more tactful when I said it. After all, what should I say when I am a good boy and do a good person and good deed. I am quite familiar with the handling of these things.

Hu Liuye was not angry when he heard this. After all, the other party was an old fairy who had lived for hundreds of years and had seen too many things.

In fact, if I say I think little mice are cute or something, Hu Liuye will definitely have a much lower impression of me. How can anyone think mice are cute these days.

But like I said, I think the little mouse is useless, and there is no place to put it when I take it back, so it is more reasonable to keep it on the side of the road.

In fact, I didn’t know at the time that a litter of Lao Hui’s children was caught out in those few days, and a few newborn mice were used as toys to play with them to death on the spot.

On the contrary, the ones in my hands not only lived without suffering, but also tasted the taste of human candy. This comparison is simply living in heaven.

Mr. Hu Liu was probably very satisfied with me, so he stretched out his hand and tapped my forehead. Suddenly, a paragraph appeared in my mind. Anyway, in my opinion at the time, I didn't understand what it meant.But this passage is quite like the formula in the martial arts cheats in martial arts novels.

"Practice this "Clear Heart Jue" well, it will be good for you."

I immediately thanked me happily, thinking in my heart, it must be Hui Xiaobao and Hu Liuye who told me that I wanted to be a hero, and Hu Liuye passed on a piece of mind to me, if I practice it well, I can become a hero La.

Not long after that, I was sent back by Hui Xiaobao. After all, we have been out to play for a long time, and it will be dawn if we don't go back.

I didn't know at that time, after I left, there was a big argument in the lobby because of me.