The Uncanny Valley Travel Guide

When the two men met with the large army, the hands of the gold-mounted clock on the wall pointed to exactly [-]:[-] in the evening.

"If I'm not mistaken," Lin Miao, who has always been reticent, said, "We'll see the true face of the so-called Midnight Joy Show in 10 to [-] minutes."

The sofas in the living room just formed a semicircle, facing the TV not far in front, and Bai Jingxing sat on one of them, rubbing the bowstring in his hand inch by inch with grease.

"Check again to see if there's a vacancy or anything," he said.

Back in Nova City, Bai Yefeng was a top team active in many large RPAG (Role-playing Advanture Game, role-playing adventure game) worlds, and Bai Jingxing used an S-level prop [Staran Bow] as a top team A representative figure among bow and arrow players.But when the character was created in Uncanny Valley, before the data was synchronized, Celesa betrayed the AI ​​protocol and threw in the elites of the entire White Night Fengdu naked. Good fortune is impermanent.

"This is the bow that Captain Bai is using now." Wen Zheliu sat on the sofa and looked at it curiously.

"Ah, yes." Bai Jingxing had a helpless smile on his lips, "Although it's not as good as Staran, it's better than nothing."

As he said that, he pointed to the grease jar on the armrest of the sofa, "Do you use it? It is still possible to maintain the weapon."

Wen Zheliu took a closer look, and couldn't help sighing, the members of the big group are rich and powerful.

[Prop name: Magic Spring Fairy's Honey Wine]

【Rank: B】

[Activation type: Delayed activation]

[Cooling time: 3 hours]

[Attack Power: None]

[Effect: Spread it evenly on the target's body, which can increase the defense power of the armor by 25%, increase the durability by 25%, increase the attack power of the weapon by 25%, and increase the critical strike rate by 25%. The duration is three hours.If you use it more than 12 times, you can permanently increase the defense power of the protective gear by 0.3%, the durability by 0.3%, the weapon attack power by 0.3%, and the critical strike rate by 0.3%.

Note: Do not act on the human body. 】

[Equipment level: 15]

[Introduction to props: The honey wine brewed by the fairies of the magic spring helps them maintain their radiant beauty.However, in view of the essential difference between fairies and humans, merchants who sell mead remind customers: don't drink it by mistake. 】

The consumables of a maintenance item are B-grade, which makes Wen Zheliu, who is a poor man, what to say...

He sniffed, and could already smell the rich and fragrant aroma of wine coming out of the jar with simple patterns, which made his mouth dry and his lips salivating, but unfortunately he couldn't drink it.

"Don't look at me that way," Bai Jingxing seemed to know what he was thinking, "Actually, Bai Yefeng doesn't have much money now, and everything is in the stage of land reclamation. This is actually the reward item I chose."

"Oh," Wen Zheliu nodded quickly, "but this is too expensive..."

"What's the matter?" Lin Miao said from the side, "I can't take it to the next world anyway, so it's better to give everyone an extra guarantee."

Wen Zheliu smiled embarrassedly: "Since this is the case, then I will be disrespectful. Thank you, Captain Bai."

Bai Jingxing smiled slightly: "Just call me by my name, don't be so polite."

He looked at He Qin again: "Brother He, do you need to strengthen your weapon?"

"No need," He Qin sat next to Wen Zheliu, smiling gracefully back, "It affects the feel of the hand."

"It's about to start." Xi Ling interjected, "Sit down."

Du Zijun flicked the barrel of the gun, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Then what should we do now, first open that old antique?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the screen of the desktop TV in front of the players lit up with a "Zi La", and countless fine snowflakes flashed.

At the same time, the clock jingled, and the hour and minute hands overlapped at twelve o'clock at the same time. Everyone's heart trembled: Here we come.

At this time, Wen Zheliu looked out of the window in a strange way, and he was surprised to find that the whole town seemed to come alive at this moment.Every house is brightly lit, and from time to time there are faint laughter and chatter being sent in all directions by the night wind.During the day, the streets are dead silent, but at midnight, the town suddenly glows with incomparable vitality, waiting noisily for this legendary reality TV show that can bring happiness to everyone.

The screen suddenly brightened, accompanied by a burst of electronic noise in the background music, and the golden-red logo slowly rotated from the corner to the center of the screen—this was the smiling face logo of the ouroboros that Wen Zheliu saw before entering the town, The midnight reality show has officially begun.

It is only 240P at most, and you can barely see the quality of characters’ expressions and clothing; the overly bright, old-fashioned clothing color matching, all of which clearly show the program aesthetics and program effects of the 90s.After two rows of dancers with mechanical movements and stiff smiles waving their gaudy skirts and criss-crossing across the glittering golden stage, this kind of shoddy fascination reached its peak, making a group of people who are accustomed to the holographic images of later generations Players have sore eyes.

No one opened their mouths to comment. Chen Feiluan moved his cervical spine left and right, and pinched the Qingming acupoint on the bridge of his nose expressionlessly. Li Tianyu beside him was pale, staring at the narrow picture in front of him, not even daring to miss his eyes. .

The dancer left the stage, and the curtain in front of the stage that reflected the golden pearl light was lifted, and a man wearing an old-fashioned purple-red suit and a plaid bow tie jumped out with a microphone in his hand, and suddenly burst out into crazy laughter: "Hahahahahahaha! Good evening, everyone! Let me do the math, including yesterday, we already have...

This man with high cheekbones, his eye sockets almost sunken into two dark shadows, and the frighteningly white stage makeup pouted his lips, counted with his fingers, and suddenly shouted: "Ah! ! We haven't seen each other for 24 hours! Do you guys remember my name?!"

In an ordinary reality show, this can only be regarded as a clumsy way of interaction between the host and the audience in front of the screen, and it is not even considered to mobilize the atmosphere of the scene. A tidy and frenetic storm of responses!

"Remember!!!"

The voices outside the window were overwhelming.

The players were startled, and they all turned their heads to look at the continuous lights outside the window.Wen Zheliu was astonished, but also keenly aware of something.

The responses from the residents of the small town did not contain any extraneous nonsense. If you say that they are all fans of this show, it is not quite like them. They did not answer any emotional words such as "Of course I remember" and "How could I forget?" , but only replied two words: remember.

For such open-ended questions, the whole town has a strict answer template, and in the process of interacting with the host—whether the other party can accept their response or not—they are meticulous and disciplined aggressively executed.

To use one's own words and deeds, or spiritual hints, to achieve subtle control purposes through a certain media, if it is not a highly seditious political party, then it is...

At this time, the weird interaction between the host and the audience continued, he raised the microphone with one hand, put the other hand to his ear, made an exaggerated listening movement, and shouted: "Say my name! !"

"Happy Dawson!! Happy Dawson!!"

"Happy... Dawson?" Xie Yuanyuan frowned, "What the hell kind of name is that..."

"Stage name." Du Zijun's face was serious, his lips didn't move, but his voice could be heard clearly from his mouth, "Except for Xie Yuanyuan, I advise you all to stop talking, at least not in this area. Talking within the range of the screen. I have a hunch that this guy should be able to see through the screen and see this way."

"...Mmm." Bai Jingxing stared at the TV and answered from his throat.

"Then why are you able to talk, and why don't you move your mouth?" Although Xie Yuanyuan had a transparent physique beside him, Xie Yuanyuan was still scared into a quail by this strange scene, and asked Du Zijun tremblingly.

Wen Zheliu thought that Du Zijun would not answer, but he just frowned, paused for a while, and said in a low voice: "When talking about business, there are always some inconspicuous tricks."

——Du Zijun was also a little apprehensive, Wen Zheliu saw it.

According to his previous temper, he would definitely not disclose information about his real life to his teammates, but today he only hesitated a little, and told Xie Yuanyuan, and he didn't worry about the other five companions who didn't know the details.From this subtle reaction, Wen Zheliu seemed to have glimpsed Du Zijun's mental state at the moment.

Happy Dawson laughed loudly. After performing the opening remark that everyone was already familiar with, he waved his arm and invited a vulgar-looking butcher with a strong figure from the side. He held a sharp meat cleaver in his hand, He also wore a one-piece apron.Happy Dawson exclaimed, "Let's welcome this issue's assistant, Mr. Butcher—!"

There were bursts of vague cheers and laughter outside the window. Although the players in the living room didn't think it was funny, it didn't prevent Wen Zheliu from hearing the cough of a man who was about to die laughing from the building not far away. .

In a crazy sea of ​​laughter, they are like Jiuye's crumbling boat in the big waves.

"Without further ado, let's get into today's show, "Crazy Woman in the Bathroom"!" Happy Dawson grinned at the camera, showing his jagged yellow teeth.He turned around and led the butcher to jump down the stage which was half a person high. However, with the sound of the cloth being torn, his bloated purple-red trousers collapsed from the crotch to the back of the waist, and the big The underpants were so white that they were almost glaringly exposed. Happy Dawson screamed in horror and hurriedly covered his buttocks.

"Oh my gosh, it's completely cracked!" he wailed, poking his butt up at the camera, showing the audience the conspicuous white mixed with the rustic purple, "What about Happy Dawson, These are Happy Dawson's favorite pants!"

"I'll help you!" the butcher said in a rough voice. He strode up, reached into the pants that were almost torn in two, and then stirred them viciously twice, unexpectedly from the inside. Pull out the joints, like red and black sausages made of excrement!

"Uh!" Li Tianyu finally couldn't bear the disgusting plot under the hot eye color scheme. She felt a nausea and dizziness, and couldn't help covering her mouth, only to feel that all the sandwiches she ate at night were turning over in her stomach stir.

The rest of the men were not much better. Since the Midnight Joy Show started, everyone's spiritual value has been declining at a slow but unstoppable rate.But as soon as he moved his eyes away a little, Happy Dawson's eyes would sweep towards the camera vaguely, exerting strong mental pressure on them, forcing them to watch the small TV again.

The hysterical laughter outside was already knocking the roof off.

They kept laughing, they kept laughing... the laughter lingered in their ears, and it was about to blow people's brains.The blood on Wen Zheliu's face faded, he didn't expect that the difficulty of this level would be so much higher than that of the first world!Whether it's the weird environment, the mental pollution that's twisted to the point where the San value is crazy, and the tricky level of the boss - the matter has reached this point, he can guess it even with his toes, the frenzied and crazy host in front of him , Happy Dawson, should be the final BOSS of the second world - far surpassing the first world.In contrast, even Jenny's full form is as pure and lovely as an angel here.

The absurd and chaotic colors in front of him magnified infinitely in his eyes, spinning like a dirty kaleidoscope, Wen Zheliu's lips were dry, and an indescribable sense of dizziness coiled in his mind...

[Your mental value has dropped to 81%... 74%... 61%...]

[Your stamina has dropped to 98%... 96%... 91%...]

"Baby, baby!" He Qin's anxious cry was far away and near by his ears, and his clenched teeth seemed to be being fiddled with by something.He tried to open his eyes wide, trying to see the chaotic scene in front of him, suddenly, a silent darkness enveloped him, a hot but soft thing blocked his lips, pushed his teeth apart in a daze, Sent in a smooth and cold tablet...

Touching the tip of tongue, Wen Zheliu's whole body trembled, and his eyes widened suddenly.