The Uncanny Valley Travel Guide

At this moment, Wen Zheliu's eyes darkened, and the five words "social death" fell heavily on his head like a crushing mountain——

It's over, everything is over, his famous name, their famous names, the perfect reputation accumulated in the Uncanny Valley, the noble and glamorous image... It's over, it's all over!

Death-like silence, mother-of-pearl lacquer gold trays are placed in front of everyone, and the glass wine glasses are filled with Shinshiro Junmai Daiginjo, which is the pinnacle of brewing technology. In order to repay the pride of spending money, this is provided to them for free. There are very few ghosts who are not drunk in the clear aroma of wine... At this moment, Hua Ying still holds a cup in his hand. Right now, the precious liquid is contained in his mouth, unable to swallow or spit it out, but gurgling along the corner of his sluggishly opened mouth... like a mentally handicapped.

The introducer who brought the two people didn't know what happened. The raccoon demon in a small kimono spread out a small golden fan with his short paws, feeling that he was really lucky!The three-season ghost girl who is hard for others to see, now hastily pushed away the screen after a few words, ah, Mrs. Jiang Xue is really more snowy and cold than Bai Xueji, Mrs. Xia is so beautiful tomorrow, the so-called looking forward to Qingcheng Could it be more than that?Master Chunhai... woooooo Master Chunhai... The little one is willing to serve Master Chunhai for the rest of his life...

After being excited for a long time, it hesitated to feel that there seemed to be something wrong with the atmosphere on the field... It was not murderous to say that it was murderous, and it was not solemn to say that it was solemn. The civet cat turned its head and saw two craftsmen introduced by it. People all look dumbfounded, and they can't help screaming in their hearts that it's broken!

The three ghost girls pushed the screen away so quickly, obviously they were very satisfied with the visitors. They didn't hurry up to show their hospitality at this time, but they made it look like a country old man who had just entered the city, so the ghost girls must have responded with such a useless reaction. Do you feel that you have made a mistake in your judgment and lost your face?

Thinking of this, the raccoon cat demon quickly sat up straight with his chubby body, tilted his head and scolded: "What's the matter with you two, hurry up and talk!"

Hua Ying's hands were already shaking, and the wine was shaking tremblingly in the glass, spilling a lot.

...Speak, talk, talk?What to say... what can he say?

It means "hello everyone, we just heard that the surname Wudao is very familiar, so I came here to take a look, but I didn't expect it to be you hahahaha, as the saying goes, where in life do you not meet, if life is just like the first time you meet someone, you will grow up and hate water and grow east", or "women's clothing Well, the women's clothing is wonderful, and the women's clothing is croaking" huh?

Said the first sentence, the field will only fall into a situation that is colder than the West Siberia Ice Sheet, said the second sentence... said the second sentence, his death star is about to burn in the sky, this is basically using life to break the ice Warm up!

Say something!He desperately elbowed Chi Qingliu next to him, and said something quickly, didn't he see that the face on the other side was all black!

Chi Qingliu was hit by him and shook a few times, with a long mouth, he said in a dumb voice: "Ba, ba, ba..."

Hua Ying stared blankly at his mouth opening and closing, bumping up and down, and thought to himself, don't you mean to call him dad? !Don't be cowardly, brother, you call Dad, I will kneel down with you at most, and then you will be the one who will be ashamed!

"... Ba Shi is very good!" After a long period of deliberation, Chi Qingliushi was startled, and finally shouted loudly and mentally retarded for the first time.

Hua Ying: "..."

...My God, I declare that I believe in the God of Two-dimensional and swear that I will have no regrets in this life, enter the second life and become an anime character in the next life, please take me away now!

The other side was silent for a long time, but He Qin was the first to come back to his senses. He sighed, and said to the civet cat demon who had brought the two people over: "You step back, just leave these two people alone."

This group of people brought heavy gifts to meet the legendary three-season ghost girl, accompanied by a cloud of servants, ghosts, fire foxes and monsters, and there was only a band playing and singing in front.Hearing what He Qin said, the raccoon cat demon dared not disobey. It grabbed the lacquer folding fan and waved it, ordering the followers to leave the room. In just a short moment, there were only six people left in the empty luxurious room.

Could it be that he wanted to silence her...Hua Ying dragged Chi Qingliu to collapse on the ground, his calves trembling, Du Zijun walked over with a dark face, and kicked the two of them: "Get up!"

Since it was an acquaintance who came, there was no need for Wen Zheliu to cover his Adam's apple with a fan. He held his forehead for a while, and asked with a smile on his face, "So...you are?"

Xie Yuanyuan said quietly: "What should be seen and what should not be seen, they have seen them all, why not just let them..."

Hua Ying shouted tremblingly: "Don't kill me! I didn't see anything, I will keep it secret, please don't kill me!"

Du Zijun clicked his tongue, raised his collar and threatened, "Hush your voice! You're not afraid to hear it from outside, are you?"

Hua Ying and Chi Qingliu hugged each other, like little white mice surrounded by four wolves, poor, weak, helpless, but edible.

After a while, Chi Qingliu finally came to his senses, and opened his mouth to cry or not: "My god, what's going on!"

"Brother, aren't you from Sichuan and Chongqing? Why do you speak Hanzhong dialect?" Hua Ying did not forget to complain at the critical moment, "It is unlucky to change your hometown before you die!"

"That's enough, that's enough," Wen Zheliu couldn't laugh or cry, "I didn't intend to kill you all! This is just a safer way to infiltrate... The initial location of the White Tower teleportation is here, and we can only do something wrong."

Seeing that they started to talk about business, and didn't mean to let the dead keep the secret forever, Hua Ying and Chi Qingliu got up from the ground and sat down.

"What about you?" He Qin asked, "The reason you came in is also to qualify for the grand election?"

"...That's right," Chi Qingliu was still in a trance when faced with the three colorful men dressed in women's clothing, "Everyone's goal is the same, although I don't know what your goal is...well, cough, how much is the goal? , but according to the information we have inquired, the guests who come to Yangwu to spend, the regular customers spend [-] gold within a month, and the strangers spend [-] gold in order to get the admission qualification for the general election."

Hua Ying was sitting upright. He was wearing dark gray trousers, with regular dark lines tattooed on his dark feather trousers. Even his mature uncle's face became solemn. He nodded slightly: "So, let's squander money." , I met Yoshihara's sister by the way... just because of this little invitation."

"Meet Yoshihara's girl." Wen Zheliu said coldly, "Don't think I didn't hear."

Hua Ying said with a serious expression: "Oh! As the saying goes, money is hard to earn, and shit is hard to eat..."

He Qin: "Meet Yoshihara's girl."

"...We have worked hard and finally got the qualified number before we dare to hire people..."

Xie Yuanyuan: "Yoshihara, sister."

"...Come to Yang House to take risks and inquire..."

Du Zijun: "Sister."

"...That's enough, you guys!" Hua Ying flipped the table angrily, "Didn't I just say a word? Why are you so stubborn! What's more, I've never been to such a place, so what's the matter if I'm curious !"

"That's the problem," Xie Yuanyuan asked, biting his pen, "You two have never been to Yangwu before, and you are both strangers by standard. One person is two thousand gold, and two people are four thousand gold. How did you earn it?" Come out for everyone's reference?"

Chi Qingliu and Hua Ying stopped talking.

There was a strange silence, Hua Ying swallowed his throat, and Chi Qing scratched the back of his hand gently, looking at the sky, the ground, and the light, but he didn't look at the eyes of the four people.

"What's going on?" He Qin stared at them closely, his golden eyes were deep and sharp, "You don't know what you did..."

"No!" Hua Ying shouted immediately, "Absolutely not!"

Answering too quickly made him even more suspicious, Wen Zheliu frowned, and said in a low voice, "What's the matter, did you kill people and steal money?"

Huaying and Chi Qingliu looked at each other awkwardly, and finally said reluctantly: "No murder... That is, the deadline for the task is very tight, one month... You are also familiar with the prices here, it is not a small sum... "

"Get to the point." Du Zijun ignored their awkwardness and went straight to the point.

Hua Ying sighed deeply: "...you were the first to enter here. I was about three hours behind you. You borrowed the identity of a wandering girl, and I borrowed the identity of a poor ghost."

"I'm worse than him. I woke up in a mass grave!" Chi Qingliu interjected.

"After I came here, I didn't have any hints about the main quest, and I didn't have teammates. I only found out that the background of this world is the Underworld in Japanese mythology, and the place where I am now is Yoshihara in the Underworld. The ghosts call it "Night Night" Hua Ying continued, "The player's currency cannot be used here. I went into a tavern to find out information, invited the ghost there to have a feast, and used the player's gold coin when paying the bill. I was almost caught by the tavern. The boss hacked to death with a knife, and only then did I know that all the money in the city that never sleeps is spent by dead people."

"Then how did you escape in the end?" Xie Yuanyuan asked.

Huaying shrugged helplessly: "I put together a small dishwashing robot on the spot and gave it to him."

Remembering that both Hua Ying and Chi Qingliu claimed to be craftsmen on the gift list, Wen Zheliu suddenly said, "So that's why you made your fortune by selling Yan puppets... and mechanical creatures?"

He frowned, and denied himself first: "No, that's not right. If you want to accumulate four thousand gold, you have to come to the place with the highest consumption level in the entire Nightless City to sell your goods, but we have never seen your props... What's the matter? ?”

Huaying fell silent, and it was Chi Qingliu's turn to say, "Even if we want to come to Yangwu to do business and save money, it's impossible. The rule of the city that never sleeps is that we have to serve whoever we earn. If we want to spend money, we can only go to the wandering girls outside Yang's house to spend money, and we will never be eligible for admission."

"That……"

"I said, I woke up at the mass grave," Chi Qingliu said helplessly, "The avenue outside the gate of the Nightless City is the legendary Huangquan Biliangzaka. Dead ghosts can also return to the human world, but no ghost has ever been able to wade through the waters of the Huangquan River. On both sides of Huangquan Biliangban are the places where ghosts died, and there are endless corpses everywhere, waiting to rot in the black fire."

"When I woke up, there happened to be a money bag open in the pile of corpses beside me, and there was some money in it, so I picked it up, mixed into the team entering the city, followed in, and then met Hua Ying." Chi Qing flow said.

Wen Zheliu seemed to have guessed what they were doing.

"This is a treasure hunting mouse." Hua Ying opened his hand, and a silver-white mouse-shaped mechanical life sprang out from it.

"This is... a gold-eating beast." A puppet shaped like a pangolin crawled out of Chi Qingliu's waist.

Xie Yuanyuan opened his eyes wide: "You...you are going to die, and you actually went to dig other people's graves?!"

Hua Ying was displeased for a moment: "What is digging graves...these are all ghosts, not human beings! And they died there, and there was no one to collect their corpses. We picked up the money and buried them by the way, and we treated them as collectors." Can't you pay for the funeral?"

Chi Qingliu also said: "Guawa, you are short of money, we are short of money, don't let this money go out, how much you are short, we make up, that's not the best of both worlds, hello and me?"

Xie Yuanyuan hesitated, he felt that it was wrong to do so, but what Hua Ying and Chi Qingliu said seemed to make sense. When he was in a dilemma, Du Zijun, who was watching coldly, said, "It's just you two, what about the others?"

"Xiaoxi brought another team, not at the same transfer station as me," Chi Qingliu said quickly, "Li Zhengqing also led people to lurk in Yang's house, have you seen her?"

"Li Zhengqing?" Wen Zheliu was surprised, "She is..."

The atmosphere suddenly condensed, and the six people stopped talking at the same time, raised their heads, and Xie Yuanyuan said softly, "There is murderous intent."

As soon as the words fell, the lights in the room were all extinguished!

He Qin got up, the hem of his jacket hovered and flew, he walked to the window, his golden pupils looked into the night, not only their room was extinguished, no matter their level, no matter their status, there was no light on the top and bottom of the room, and the girl's frightened and angry cries were everywhere, Only the top of Awagihara is still golden, like a sun rising in the dark night.

"Something went wrong," he said in a deep voice, and at the same time he heard a huge rumbling sound gradually resounding, like the roar of a giant beast. "It seems that the whole city is under martial law."

"What, what?!" Hua Ying rolled up from the ground in shock, "We couldn't be the ones digging up dead people...the dead ghost's money was discovered, and they came to arrest us?!"

"Impossible," Wen Zheliu categorically denied, he took out a luminous pearl, used it to temporarily illuminate an inch of space, and hurried to the window, "I can feel that the ghost who came this time... powerful."

"It's not at the same level as the ghost warriors in Yang's house." Du Zijun closed his eyes slightly, and felt the vibration of the ground with his ears turned, his face was serious, "If those are hyenas guarding the gate, then the ones dispatched today... are the vicious tigers descending the mountain! "

Chi Qingliu and Huaying also became serious. Yangwu's status in Yoshihara is equivalent to the economic and administrative center of a city or country. If the ghost warriors guarding Yangwu can only be called hyenas, then the evil spirits who will come out tonight Tiger, what kind of monster could it be?

The door was slammed, and the ghost warrior appeared quietly outside their room like a shadow seeping through the cracks in the wall.Wen Zheliu held the voice changer and said calmly, "What happened?"

"Miss Chunhai." Ghost Shadow Warrior's tone was respectful and cold, "Also invite guests to come out. During this special period, the city that never sleeps is under martial law."

He Qin's eyes were gloomy, and he said coldly, "He's asking you why, but he didn't answer the question, are you deaf?"

With the sharpness and majesty of Mount Tai, the ghost fighters outside the door retreated one after another. Even if there was a door, it was just a thin paper door, and it was impossible to resist the pressure on the face.Under this kind of pressure, they only feel that every movement of their own has nothing to hide, as if they are just lowly evil spirits crouching at the bottom of the steps, while the person watching them is the king overlooking from the steps.

The leader hurriedly said: "Please calm down, Miss Xia tomorrow! A very important treasure has been lost in the center of the city. Martial law is a necessary preparation. Please don't make things difficult for the general... When the martial law passes, Yangwu will definitely make up for the loss of the guests and you! "

"City center?" Du Zijun was a little puzzled, "City center is Yang..."

He turned his head away, his eyes fixed on the distant sky.

——Awa Qiyuan is brilliant and dazzling, standing in the center of Yangwu.

Chi Qingliu and Hua Ying stood up muttering, like two unlucky men whose love affair was interrupted, opened the door, and left the room sighing and resentful.When they walked away, the ghost warrior bowed his head again and said: "Please allow the last general to lead the army... to search the house."

Wen Zheliu is really a bit puzzled, what exactly did Abo Qiyuan lose, which deserves such a big fanfare, and even went to the Younv's house to rummage through it?Could it be Taifu's underwear?

"Please," he held the night pearl with both hands, and covered his Adam's apple with his sleeve, "but I hope you don't mess up our cages and clothes."

The Ghost Shadow Warrior lowered his head, his tone was a bit panicked: "Don't dare."

He Qin's eyes were like golden lava, more dazzling than the light of the night pearl. He kept silent, staring coldly at every move of these ghost warriors. After a few clicks, he quickly exited.

"What's going on..." Hearing that they had also gone far away, Xie Yuan asked nahan, "Is it because someone stole something from Abo Qiyuan to make such a big noise..."

"It's not that the oiran's pornographic photos were stolen." Du Zijun sneered.

Wen Zheliu dug out a shelf, put Ye Mingzhu on it, went straight to the closet to tidy up, they are now one of the popular people in Yangwu, the closet is deep and big, and there are various kinds of clothes in it.The lanterns in Yangwu will change colors with the changes of the solar terms, and their kimonos are also carefully matched. In any season, what kind of weather, what kind of clothes to wear, and what kind of accessories to match, there are special personnel in charge of taking care of them. After a trip, the clothes in the closet were also turned out of order.

He turned on a small flashlight and bit it in his mouth, and hung up these heavy and gorgeous kimonos one by one. When he touched the depths, Wen Zheliu suddenly froze.

... He felt a slight breathing sound in the dark closet.

Wen Zheliu slowly straightened his body, took off the flashlight, his other hand reached for the dagger at his waist, Shura's bone blade was tempered with the water of the Underworld, but any ghost, just a little touch can rot all over , shattered.

This dagger was given to him by a bone girl who is one of the Yangwu gods. "A child like you can't defend himself without a good weapon." The mournful bone girl held his face and said, her eyes fixed Such sad tears.She came here with a murderous intent at the beginning, because the customers who frequented her suddenly changed their minds and chose to throw themselves under the skirt of the latest three-season ghost girl. She is a proud god, how can she allow a few small Zashiki Hold on to snatch her belongings?So the bone girl descended into the room of the Yangwu on the lower floor with billowing black air, intending to kill the three ghost girls who dared to overstep, and then peel off their skins.However, there was only one person in the room, the young girl looked at her in surprise, her eyes were clear and gentle.

"Who are you?" She smiled curiously.

The moment of catastrophe came to the fore, and the bone girl was placed in the bright spring, as if in front of her was not a ferocious female ghost, but a flower she didn't know.

The Bone Girl staggered back, she didn't answer, but she knew she had failed.Her anger, her unwillingness, her jealousy... what can the moth's anger and jealousy do?Moths are destined to plunge into the flames and be crushed for it.

She was gone, and when she came a second time, she brought this dagger.

"As long as you are a ghost, you will definitely not be able to escape from the river of Huangquan," she handed the dagger into Wen Zheliu's hand, her voice mixed with tears, "Because we are all dead people who cannot cross the river and cannot return to the world, so Take it! Whoever dares to hurt you, hurts you for the sake of ghost's endless greed, you can use this knife to plunge into his heart, he will definitely die, and there will be no other way of life!"

Now, he is holding this dagger in his hand. He doesn't know when the person hiding in the closet hid here, and how many conversations he heard between players... He only hopes that he won't use it so soon it.

"Come out." Wen Zheliu hissed, "Come out immediately, there is still room for things to turn around...you still have a life left."

There was a shivering ripple in the depths of the closet, and Wen Zheliu suddenly realized that the person hiding here should be very small, otherwise he couldn't be buried so tightly, and escaped the search of the ghost warrior.

Could it be... a girl?

He frowned, and stretched out his hand to lift off the top of the clothes. The flashlight was dazzling, and he shot at it mercilessly.

Wen Zheliu felt as if he had been hit on the head by Menlei, his face instantly turned pale!

"Ning Ning?" He Qin's eyes were burning, and he was about to rush over here, "What happened?"

"Don't come here!" Wen Zheliu yelled, "Don't come here...no, let's go! Go!"