The Uncanny Valley Travel Guide

There is no day in the city that never sleeps, only a long, deathly night. Tens of thousands of candle-lit lanterns are hung high up, forming a sky full of stars that are as bright as a river. Taifu's residence.Awaqiyuan is the place where Izanagi washed his left eye when he fled from the Underworld. Here, he gave birth to Amaterasu who shines on the earth, and this tall building made of crystal and red glaze will also be It radiates an incomparably bright light in the dark night, no matter where you are, within the kingdom of Paradise of Paradise, you can see its glorious splendor at night, because Taifu——the shining sun of Yoshiwara is there.

It is said that Taifu's room occupies the entire top of Awagihara, hundreds of meters above the ground, surrounded only by screens and silk curtains, and people in it will never be cold, but only feel the warmth of spring .The room is luxuriously decorated, and the famous flowers in full bloom complement each other, but there is no lighting, because the Taifu is the Emperor Amaterasu himself, and the golden light that covers the entire city that never sleeps is irradiated from the Taifu's gestures.Bathed in the radiance of the gods, no matter how distinguished the gods and ghosts the guests who come here are, they will kneel down on the ground and cry bitterly, vowing to serve the Taifu for life and never leave even half a step.

——That is the sun, the warmth of being alive, something that ghosts have lost forever and can never get back.

This is also the case, the recent passenger flow in the city that never sleeps has been growing steadily at a wild speed, because in one month it will be the general election to choose the next oiran from the four newly created sleeves. The whole country is boiling, ghosts coming from all directions fill the entire city that never sleeps, the dayless night is infinitely extended to the end of time, the laughter of women and men is everywhere, the houses are singing and dancing, colorful sleeves are swaggering, new people appear every day , and the old man has fallen.

"Hey, have you heard?" In the wine room, a man in a mouse-gray jacket put his arms around a fair-shouldered wandering girl, and mysteriously spoke to his companion. On his exposed arm, several scarlet eyes flicked back and forth Blinking, "What's new in Yang's house!"

The companion used the giant eyes in the center of his forehead to look at the bright lights in the distance, occupying the center of the city that never sleeps for a hundred miles, like a giant building in a city within a city, and said slowly: "What?"

Baimugui winked, and the eyeballs on his body twinkled like stars: "Don't you know? Let me tell you, it's Lord Nue..."

"My lord, you can't do it, you can't do it!" Yangwu's lower floors were noisy, and Fantou Xinzao rushed behind, crying and crying, "I beg you, please be merciful!"

The man in front let out an angry roar, his long silver hair was like a flame, hunting and burning amidst the shattered colored silk and the screams of the wandering girl.The man is of extremely tall stature, standing completely upright, and the top of his head can even touch the ceiling painted with gold powder and lacquer.

In the Land of Paradise and Paradise, Nue ranks among the high-ranking ghosts.Its prototype has the characteristics of tiger, snake, monkey, dog, and pig. It can not only swallow wind and thunder, but also judge good and evil.Although Nue has a violent temper, good people can save their lives in front of it, and evil people will only be given an extremely miserable death by it.

Nue roared angrily: "What a disgrace! Why did you go back on your promise to go to the meeting, but now you turn around and agree to other men's invitations?! You must know that lying is also a kind of evil, and it is a crime that needs to be paid for with death!"

"...Let's just say that Master Nue was being tricked by Xingzi loose tea in Yang's room!" Baimugui let out a giggly laugh, "So what if you are rich and powerful? From ancient times to the present, by From life to death, isn't it all played by women in the applause?"

The companion said slowly: "Xingzi loose tea... Although she looks beautiful like a flower, she is a vicious ghost girl. I heard that she likes to see men cheated into nothing by her."

Baimugui drank the sake in the cup, looked at the wandering girl in his arms, and said with a smile, "What do you think?"

You Nu smiled tactfully: "I only know that Xing Zi Sancha has been getting very close to Master Ru Nei Que recently..."

"What are you doing, Nue?" In the vermilion corridor, the sliding door suddenly opened, and a handsome young man leaned against the door and smiled, "What a wicked ghost, why bother my date with Ms. Sachiko at this time."

The young man has faint demon lines on his cheeks, his facial features are beautiful and moving, and his face is like a girl's. The feathers are embroidered with patterns like bird wings, hanging lazily on the ground.

——High-ranking ghosts, rogue sparrows.Its eggs are said to be smaller than the pores of a human, but the adult bird is as big as a golden eagle. The young are parasitic in the human body, and they often have to eat up the flesh and blood of the human body before tearing open the human skin and breaking the shell. out.

Nue grinned grimly, with blue veins on his slightly dark skin: "Is it you, the thief, who made my face ashamed?"

"So what if it is, so what if it's not?" Ruinai Que smiled slightly, "Miss Xingzi chooses whoever she chooses, that's her freedom, it's just a defeated opponent in the field, why bother to act like you've been let down? "

Baimugui was amazed: "It seems that they are about to fight! The ghost warriors have no time to stop it."

"Baimu, did you really see it?" The companion laughed sullenly, "It is so vivid, as if you saw it with your own eyes."

The Baimu ghost was furious, and twisted Yu Nu in her arms, and Yu Nu hurriedly cried out in pain, "You doubt my eyes? You can say that I am deaf, but you can't say that there is something wrong with my eyesight!"

The companion hurriedly raised his hand to beg for forgiveness, the hundred-eyed ghost snorted twice, Fang regained his interest, and then said: "But no one expected that a fight would start soon, and it ended!"

As a result, when the air was tense to the extreme, the sliding door on the other side was kicked open with a loud bang!

"Fuck, who the hell is mourning outside in broad daylight!" Du Zijun's hair was disheveled, and his shiny long hair was like flowing water, covering half of his pale face, "I'm not going to sleep, are I?"

Nue and Ruo Neique were stunned, they all turned their heads and stared at this unfriendly-looking... Younv.

Ever since becoming a prostitute, the life of the four... no, the life of the three has suddenly become difficult.

He Qin's intention from the beginning was to lurk here for a month. If nothing happened, they would meet up with other players and go straight to the boss. The identity of the girl happened to be the least suspicious.So with the help and care of Xiao Shanguang, they were promoted as Xiao Shan loose tea and got a reception room next to them.

If you use this as a stronghold, it will be fine to stay out at night, collect information, and contact players. As a result, Xiao Shanguang sent them to the colder Siberian ice sheet with one sentence, bungee jumping back and forth between the Himalayas and the Mariana Trench: It turns out that not everyone is eligible to attend the oiran election, except for the guests who have spent tens of thousands of dollars in the city that never sleeps, the rest, only the wandering girls who have earned [-] small gold coins within this month, are eligible to enter and observe .

Three thousand fines, what is the concept?

Wen Zheliu counted with his fingers, a look of despair appeared on his face.

An adult man in the Edo period could buy enough rice for a year with one small penny, and three small pennies were enough to cover his expenses for 365 days.Three thousand small sentences, you have to eat 3000 years of fucking rice! Set the threshold so high!

Xie Yuanyuan opened the window of Yang's house on the spot, and was about to jump from the top.

"Three thousand gold!" He said madly, "Sell me! You sell me to see if I have three thousand gold, okay?"

Du Zijun made up the knife silently: "There must be no..."

One wrong step, one wrong step, it seems that they have to turn into playful prostitutes in a short month, wandering among men... male ghosts, but He Qin looks very leisurely, doesn't take it seriously at all, and encourages them : "As the saying goes, do one's job and love one's job, the ethics and accomplishments of professional players are here, gentlemen! What do you think, Miss Harumi Wudao?"

Wen Zheliu sighed: "I think, how else can I feel? Things are now...wait a minute."

He raised his head dully and asked, "Who is Harumi Wudao?"

He Qin solemnly took out three small red sandalwood plaques with a few elegant Chinese characters engraved on them, and handed them to Wen Zheliu and Du Zijun: "Ling Ning is Wudao Chunhai, I am Wudao Mingrixia, Du Zijun is Wudao Shimae Xue, from now on this will be our pet name, which is taken from Long Ji's human surname in the third world and the scenery of the four seasons, so that if other players come, they can know at a glance that there is a companion here. Originally, Xie Yuanyuan also wanted to have a nickname, Wudaofeng, but ghosts couldn't see him, so I didn't fake his identity..."

"So I still want to thank you for your kindness!" Xie Yuanyuan shouted while holding his head.

Wen Zheliu looked dumbfounded, Du Zijun was holding the wooden sign, the corners of his mouth twitched, it seemed that he really wanted to hit He Qin's face with his own hands to create a scene of wind and snow blowing...

"Who are you?" With a gloomy smile, Ru Neique glanced at Du Zijun's plain white kimono, "Miss, things between men..."

"A sissy is considered a man?" Du Zijun sneered, he was already angry at getting up, and this group of people singing a big show at the door early in the morning was enough to make him angry, not to mention that this little boy opened his mouth to talk about "things between men", what? A thing between men?Circumcision and testicle removal are really things between men, and the rest are just fucking mundane affairs!The two of you don't go to soak up horses early in the morning and look at each other affectionately. Are you planning to cut each other|skin or change sex?

Ruo Nei Que was startled, thinking that he heard it wrong: "...what?"

A hand pushed Xie Yuanyuan out from the room. Although these ghosts couldn't see him, he still put on a bunt with a round neck and knotted sleeves, like a thousand-year-old who was forced to work in a soup house. Searching.He staggered out in a hurry, leaned into Du Zijun's ear and said, "Sister, Brother He said that these two can be taken advantage of!"

Du Zijun's eyebrows twitched, and he heard Xie Yuanyuan continue to say: "Let's fight, no problem!"

The mane on the back of Nue's neck stood up, and no one could tell what happened, but the eyes of the girl in front of him suddenly changed, from impatient mockery, to excitement and chill as bright as a knife and gun, all this was just a matter of time. For a brief moment.Yangwu is a high-level hunting ground for beauty and desire, they are all hunters who come to the hunting ground to indulge in pleasure, but at this moment, he vaguely felt that his identity and this pale woman had been changed invisibly.

He became the prey, and the wandering girl became the bloodthirsty hunter!

Nue bared his fangs unconsciously, and showed his sharp claws warily.

"Why do you make such a surprised face? Aren't anecdotes in the world made up of all kinds of coincidences? It's like some people are good at tea ceremony and ikebana, while others are good at singing and dancing," Du Zijun said in a deep and solemn voice, Slowly pull up the long black hair that Xie Yuanyuan personally attached to him.Nue and Ruina watched him vigilantly, it was not an illusion, there really was a new wind blowing from the corridor with snow flakes, "And what I am good at... just happens to be fighting ghosts."

The expression on the bird's face changed suddenly, under the tremendous pressure, Du Zijun pulled out the thin bamboo used to create an elegant atmosphere behind him, and chopped it down on his face with a thunderbolt!

"My name is... Wudao Jiangxue." Du Zijun stared at him condescendingly, his eyes radiating an extremely cold light.Cold and hot are like the fierce collision of summer and winter, blowing from the feathers of the birds hunting and fluttering inside, the cold is the murderous intent that is more cruel than the eternal snow mountain, and the hot is the blood temperature boiling from begging ghosts, "Remember My name, the moment you disturbed my sleep by competing for women, you are ready to die to apologize, right?"

...Who on earth would make such inexplicable preparations!The bird wanted to shout, but he couldn't speak. In addition to resisting the bamboo branch sharper than the famous sword with demon power, more surging blowing snow sprayed from Du Zijun's sleeve came out, even drowning his face.

——Xie Yuanyuan carried the hair dryer and refrigerator, and swept the entire aisle into a world of ice and snow!

The muscles all over Nue's body bulged like iron blocks, and he sternly shouted: "Do you dare to commit the same crime with just one sitting?!"

He could only name Zashiki, because the lowest title of a girl in Yangwu was Zashiki, and he had never met Du Zijun before.

The bamboo branch made a loud cracking sound in the air, Du Zijun slapped the inside bird's face with his backhand, and at the same time sent him flying with a whip, and hit Xingzi's door backwards, scaring the beautiful ghost girl back suddenly .

Du Zijun looked back at him, blowing snow like flying catkins, rolling into the distance from under his fluttering white sleeves.Even though the high-level props are locked by the rules of this world, the player's physical attributes still maintain the peak level. Isn't it easy to smoke a few ghosts?

"Shooting flies in my spare time..." Du Zijun sneered, "...suddenly killing the flies."

Nue's face became extremely ugly because of this haiku, and he said in a deep voice, "Are you from the Snow Maiden clan?"

Du Zijun shook the bamboo branch and asked, "Why, ask for mercy?"

Nue clenched his fists and said sharply, "Because I don't kill the unknown!"

With the sound of wind blowing from the bamboo branches, Du Zijun's figure suddenly disappeared into the wind and snow. With a movement of his nose, Ye turned around and punched, colliding with the chopped bamboo branches!

The two powerful forces collided, and the bamboo was overwhelmed, and immediately shattered into thousands of scattered fragments. Xie Yuanyuan's figure flashed beside Du Zijun at the same time. Instantly cut the wind and snow, turned and shot at Nue's eyes from all directions.

This is the shuriken technique of the Katori Shinto style, the assassination technique taught to him by He Qin.One of the most characteristic and representative movements of the Katori Shinto style sword technique is the blood vibration. This kind of vibration sword technique created by the sword master Buden Tsukahara, who is known as "undefeated in his career", has the characteristics of both offense and defense. It rotates and vibrates When there is blood on the blade, the tip of the blade is also facing the enemy, and it can attack again anytime and anywhere.Therefore, the shuriken technique of the Katori Shinto style also has such characteristics, whirling like a gust of wind, always aiming at the enemy's weakness.

The two of them dealt with the superior Goblin Nue at the same time, successfully forcing him back quickly, step by step back to Sachiko Sancha's door.Du Zijun changed hands into fists, and punched Nue dozens of times in a row. The last punch blew away snowflakes. With a muffled grunt, Nue slid back several meters on the icy floor, with black blood at the corner of his mouth.

There was a dead silence all around.

Du Zijun stood with his hands behind his back, his snow-colored sleeves and jacket fluttering in the wind.At this moment, he was a little thankful that in order to attract customers, Yoshihara's kimono had been improved, and the hem could swing loosely, otherwise, if it was really tied tightly like Liang's, it would have been torn long ago.

Not far away, the ghost warriors who came to maintain order stood in place and did not intend to step forward to interfere. This is the special feature of the kingdom of the underworld. It is precisely because the residents here are all ghosts who respect the strong, so Even if You Nu fights with guests, they will not punish You Nu immediately, but wait for the consequences of the dispute.

Obviously, Wudao Jiangxue defeated the two high-ranking ghosts with his own strength, and the result of the victory was already divided, and they had no reason to punish the girl in the house.

The Ruina who fell on the ground and Nue who was clutching his chest were still in shock, and a thought flashed in their hearts at the same time.

Damn, I came here to play with women, so what's going on now that I'm about to be slaughtered by a woman? !

In such a situation, it would be too humiliating to beg for mercy, and it would seem extremely embarrassing to fight recklessly... The vermilion elegant corridor is covered with residual snow, and the culprit who caused all this, Sachiko Sancha, has long since hid in the house, and erected a screen that does not accept guests .

Du Zijun took another step forward, and the hearts of the two ghosts trembled. At this moment, there was a soft clapping sound in the room beside him.

The door, which had been closed all this time, opened slowly, obviously no one pushed it, but the speed of its sliding was light and slow, as if an elegant lady stood leaning against the door, holding it against it with her graceful waist.

Xie Yuanyuan opened the door, quickly rolled in, and pulled out a small heater.

"Guidian welcomes the first year, and Tonglou celebrates the early years. Under the plum tree with cut flowers, dancing swallows and painted beams..." A voice sighed softly, "How can we let the cold wind of midwinter rage on such a bright and beautiful spring morning? "

The ghosts watching outside were all stunned, Fantou Xinzao, Younv, the ghosts who were also guests, and the ghost warriors who never left, all stood on the spot blankly.

What a passionate chant?Husky and lingering, like after a long good night, a young samurai is wearing dew and is about to go on a long journey with a sword. The faint morning light diffuses from the sky, and the cold mist is dense in the grass. At this time, the girl he loves pokes her head out from upstairs, With her long hair disheveled and her plain white clothes in a mess, she stretched out her warm and soft arms to bid farewell to her lover, so the chill between the warrior's brows melted away, he let go of the scabbard, and waved to his girl... …

The fiery warm wind lingered with the sound in the room, melting the ice and snow into a winding and clear stream. In an instant, the spring was warm and flowers bloomed, and a smile came from the house: "The sun is bright, and there are two lamps in the shabby room. Hot tea, why don't you come in and warm your body?"

With the wind blowing towards my face, my body was no longer under my control, Iraku and Nue couldn't help walking to the open door, only to see two graceful figures sitting inside, one wearing a black and red kimono , and the other is as soft and romantic as cherry blossoms.The woman in black and red covered her chin with a fan. She must be very tall, but her face is so beautiful. Her golden eyes are like fireworks blooming in summer night, and the tails of her raised eyes are lit with red marks like peach blossoms. , hooked up all the romance in the world.The woman next to her... or a young girl, with her drooping hair covering half of her face, but when she raised her head and looked at Nue and the nipple with her eyes, they both felt a turbulent heat wave from their hearts at the same time. over.

So much, so much love and tenderness... enough to make the ghost's limbs tremble, and it will no longer be able to hold a murderous sword or grow a man-eating minion.

The girl lowered her clear eyes, and her fair skin blushed embarrassingly. She sighed sadly: "God, what is this all about..."

What a pitiful sigh!Tears welled up in the inner bird's eyes, and slowly trickled down the side of his face...