The Uncanny Valley Travel Guide

Wen Zheliu felt that the speed of his fall was extremely long...how could this be?Not only is there no system loading prompt, but the time to enter the nearest transfer station is too delayed. Could it be that there is a problem with the teleportation loading point of the White Tower?After all, the group of people took out a door lightly and cleverly, and let them in...

Wen Zheliu counted the seconds silently in his heart, and when he counted to 126 seconds, his eyes went black—no, that feeling couldn't be described simply as "black in front of his eyes". It was cut off in an instant, and there was complete emptiness and darkness up and down... I don't know how long it took, and when he was fully awake, the first thing to recover was his sense of touch.

Compared with vision, hearing, smell, taste, etc., which are controlled by the five senses and measure the perception of the outside world, the skin, as the largest sensory organ of the human body, is far more sensitive than other sensory organs. This is why ancient swordsmen became more sensitive after losing their vision and hearing. Able to abandon distracting thoughts and reach the so-called supreme state of mind without external objects, because they rely on their whole body to contact the outside world, so as to grasp the opponent's murderous intent and whereabouts.

His fingertips moved slightly, the fabric under his body was laid out in a mess, the texture was clearly discernible, although it was soft to the touch, but the surface was not smooth, it felt like some kind of cotton and linen material, with a slight twist, there was a slippery wet feeling... …What is it, blood, wine, or water?

And it's a little strange, why does it seem like I'm not wearing pants?His bare calves are sticking together...somewhat unhealthy.

The five senses gradually came back, and he smelled a strange smell at the end of his nose. It smelled like sake, blood, and the result of a mixture of burning spices. Needless to say, the smell of wine and blood was the only thing that filled the air. Smell the fragrance, smell Zheliu carefully distinguish it, I always feel that I have encountered it somewhere... Is it Long Ji's palace?The faint and curling Baibuhei Fang is quiet and elegant, brewing with the scent of white sandalwood and frankincense, just like winter snow... No, no, compared to the spices that Long Ji is qualified to use, this taste seems to be sweeter, smoother and flattering. Like a girl covering her lips and smiling, she is staring at you timidly.

After the sense of smell passed, the sense of hearing gradually recovered, and the sound of a girl crying and a man's obscene | laugh... Hell, what is this unfolding?

Wen Zheliu's mind, which had fallen into contemplation, woke up most of it. He remained motionless in a distorted posture lying on the ground, and heard the girl sobbing: "... Please forgive my concubine, Lord Yasha..."

Although it was crying, some women's crying sounded like a saw splitting dry wood, but her crying was smoother than milk, clearly containing tears, and the pronunciation of every word was still very clear, without any abruptness.

The other side was silent for a long time without speaking, taking advantage of this time, Wen Zheliu blinked quickly, trying to recover his blurred vision.He lay on the floor with his head sideways, and the first thing he saw was a glowing red floor.

Gah, I almost went blind.

After a long time, the man smiled softly.

It should be that Wen Zheliu got it wrong, but it wasn't a lewd|smile, it was a nice man's voice, and the laughter was full of admiration and love for that girl.The man laughed for a while, and then chanted softly: "The leaves of Yang Tong have a delicate fragrance, and I came here to find the fragrance. But I saw the goddess in a ethereal appearance, playing Kagura together...Miss Guang, someone told you that you should Are you crying? After all, your crying beauty is so touching, touching..."

... Shit, it's obviously a perverted lewd|laugh!

The man praised repeatedly, Wen Zheliu couldn't take it anymore, and opened his eyelids again. This time, his vision was much clearer, and he finally distinguished that the ground was not glowing, but the floor was from deep red to flawless. It is made of spliced ​​fir wood, covered with smooth and moist oil wax. When the light is on, it will glow with a translucent color like ruby ​​and agate, which looks like it is glowing.

His eyes turned into the distance.

The interior is vast and gorgeous, with copper crane lamp bases as tall as a person painted with gold powder, and complex lamps in the shape of ganoderma lucidum in their mouths, placed at the four corners.There are dozens of big buttery white candles at a time, and the bright lights reflect the ukiyo-e on the wall. The woman is bare-chested, leaning against the rich peony bushes, wearing layers of gorgeous robes, with hairpins on her hair. The ring is cumbersome, and a bare foot sticks out without a sock, and the instep is so white and greasy... It seems to be some kind of unscrupulous pornographic theme.Under the toes of the woman painted on the mural, about ten meters away from Wen Zheliu, there is also a person upside down.

Xie Yuanyuan was wearing... wearing a women's kimono, with lifeless fish eyes open, and who's blood was smeared on his face. With only bare feet, the enchanting way of death is actually exactly the same as the posture in the Ukiyo-e...

Wen Zheliu closed his eyes in horror, and silently turned his head to the side...

Unexpectedly, it was fine if he didn't turn it around. After turning it around, he suffocated his weak breath and almost lost his rhythm.

——I saw Du Zijun lying horizontally under the four-curved and paired golden and green landscape screen not far away. The blood on the screen was sprayed, staining a pair of flying white cranes red.But that's not the point. The point is that Du Zijun is actually wearing the same style of kimono as Xie Yuanyuan. The small-sleeved kimono is printed with flashy morning flowers, the belt is knotted in front, and the inner skirt called Tangwenwen is actually a gorgeous water red. Frivolous... This is definitely not their own clothes, is it? !Where are those murderous tank tops and trousers and boots and knives and guns?It feels like a group of robbers went to rob a bank. They blew open the gate and got to the vault, only to be told sorry. There is actually a nightclub behind the security gate, but they are all here. Do you want to go in and turn the steel pipe and shake it up two times? lock up?There is also a young lady wearing mesh stockings and transparent gauze inside, hehe!

... damn it.

Wen Zheliu couldn't help trembling, the clothes these two people were wearing made him realize a cruel fact... that is, he must be wearing the same damn women's kimono right now!No wonder he always felt like his pants were missing!

The expression on Du Zijun's face at this moment is very intriguing. It is a mixture of forbearance mixed with a smile or not, and a relieved look of "it seems that I am not the only one suffering, so I am relieved". He uses this complicated face to match Wen Zhe Liu looked at each other, but Wen Zheliu actually understood what he wanted to express.

...wait, then...

He opened his eyes wide, trying to find He Qin's figure. There must be some rules that suppress the player's level, because the moon ring on his finger has become dim again, but it doesn't matter, he can find it by himself. He Qin, they are in the same heart——

"...Master Yasha, you're really joking..." Miss Guang said with tears in her eyes, with such a beautiful voice, I think it must be a beauty that I still feel pity for, "My concubine is crying because she is afraid of moody You, fear that the thunder-like majesty will come to this concubine one day..."

The man sighed deeply: "Cry, Miss Guang, your tears are so cute, pitiful and lovely... Do you know that the residents across the sea call the scars with red flowers that have been hit by the rain It’s raining, isn’t the blush at the corners of your eyes the flowers that have been mercilessly beaten by the rain? At this time, I can’t help but hate your tears. I hate and love you at the same time, love and hate at the same time Miss Guang, cry, as long as you still have such a beautiful state, I will always maintain a strong, ghostly love for you, I swear to you."

——what the hell!

Wen Zheliu's eyes widened, and the three of them still had to maintain a posture that they didn't know what was going on. The lights were bright, two people—or one person and a ghost were sitting on top of the hanging beam facing each other. He Qin had already pulled out a The sharp short knife that I don't know where it came from is hanging on the crossbar by its legs, and it bends down like a king cobra, trying to take the head on one of them.Of course, he was also wearing the same style of kimono, and the bright red inner skirt had been turned down from the top and hung around his neck... Ah, what a ridiculous picture...

Wen Zheliu had nowhere to vomit his full heart, but at this extremely weedy moment, he realized a problem.

All four of them entered here under the guise of aborigines—or NPC identities.

The belts of the kimonos they wear are all knotted in front of their bodies, not behind them. There is only one kind of woman who would tie their belts in this way, that is, the prostitutes in Yoshihara. This is to connect them with women from good families and A distinction is made between maiko and geisha who are not prostitutes.The premise of the plot is that a ghost named Yasha killed four Yoshihara maids who served Miss Guang. In this way, it can also explain why the loading time is so long, because the White Tower that determines the player’s landing location, At that time, I was waiting for the four maids to die completely so that they could be replaced in the original scene.

What's going on at this transfer station...

Yasha was still talking, he closed his fan, and said with emotion: "The ghost's pursuit of beauty is so frightening, you only see that I keep getting rid of your maids because of anger, but you can't see the special treatment and treasure I treat you alone For me, vulgar fans are easy to get, but a unique pearl like you is also a rare sight in the entire city that never sleeps..."

Wen Zheliu was stunned, and He Qin also slowed down the movement of hunting with a knife, the city that never sleeps?But Nightless City is the name of the third transfer station, it is Long Ji's city!

"The concubine is just a third-class girl who lives in the Yang House to be lucky enough to see you," Miss Guang said in a low voice, "Above the concubine, there are even more beautiful gods, the purple god and the god of heaven. The Red Heaven God is like a gorgeous peony, enough to attract all the famous flowers, and Zhenxiu Xinzao is also a peerless beauty. As for the Taifu, he is already a high-ranking god, as inaccessible as the moon... The concubine is just the most inconspicuous one Xiaocao, why is it worth your stop?"

Wen Zheliu wrote down all the information points in their words.

Yasha has already stretched out his hand, stroking her little hand: "What you said is nothing more than ups and downs in the world, which only adds to your troubles... Good nights are too short, Miss Guang, why don't you cherish such a good time?"

He Qin smiled.

His pupils had golden light flowing, and the peach blossom eyes flying at the end of his eyes, against the water-red silk material hanging down from his temples, unexpectedly had a bit of unstoppable beauty.He held the short knife to his lips, and a large red patch appeared on the chest of the kimono. He thought that the knife belonged to Yasha, and he threw it casually, killing the poor maid, so now someone has returned with it , planning to take his life.

Miss Guang blushed shyly, and stretched out her smooth wrists, intending to wrap her arms around the ghost's neck. The ghost also smiled in satisfaction, waiting for the girl he liked to serve him like a god, but what he waited for was not the girl's softness. Like a lion, He Qin's strong arms swooped down on the weak antelope, and instantly fell from the sky, strangling the ghost's trachea!

Miss Guang uttered a horrified scream, and suddenly suffered a heavy blow. A flash of thunder surged under Yasha's skin, and in an instant, he was about to appear as a ghost with a blue face and fangs. Beast! How dare you be here..."

He Qin opened his mouth, and the dagger swirled down, Wen Zheliu threw his belt like a whip, and drew a snow-colored arc in the air with the dagger, he returned to catch the dagger, and his open coat was in mid-air Lie Feiyang turned around and sent the blade into Yasha's chest!

The knife was accurately inserted into Yasha's heart, and the man's handsome skin burst and splattered, revealing the jagged black ghost underneath, with black blood spurting wildly from his mouth and nose.Wen Zheliu didn't know what the ghost in this world was, and was worried that he wouldn't be able to kill him this time, so he drew the knife again, and stuck the knife upwards into Yasha's neck. The force of thunder broke his throat by mistake!At the same time, He Qin withdrew his hands and tightened them, only to hear a crisp bone cracking sound, and Yasha's head fell to the ground in an instant, rolling out an intermittent line of blood on the floor.

The ghost's head fell to the ground, and the body was still sitting on the side of the small table, only the section of the neck kept spurting blood.Miss Guang was completely frightened, her body was shaking like a sieve, tears rolled down from her eyes, and her legs were so weak that she couldn't climb out of the cushion, so she could only lie on the ground, shaking her head desperately and crying: " Don't kill me... don't... I can do anything, please don't kill me..."

There was no sound of barefoot stepping on the floor. Du Zijun and Xie Yuanyuan tidied up their clothes, stood up from the ground, and walked towards this side.

"Shut up," Du Zijun frowned, "It's so noisy."

He Qin took off Yasha's feather weave, and used it to cover the bleeding cut, so as not to make it difficult to clean up the mess later.The kimono tailored for women is still too small, and his broad back and muscle lines are tightly stretched during his actions. Chao Yanhua is almost stretched out of shape, and it seems that if he is not careful, he will be completely torn from the middle ...He untied the long belt with ease, and threw it aside casually, without the slightest sense of discomfort in women's clothing.

Xie Yuanyuan was still pulling his collar in distaste, grinning and yelling "Oh my god what is this?" He Qin had already grabbed the hem of the kimono and fanned Wen Zheliu, as if it wasn't a skirt he was wearing , but a small fan or other common things: "Is it hot? If it's hot, take off the outer layer."

Wen Zheliu was silent for a long time, so many complicated and changeable thoughts flashed through his heart... Hey forget it!There is an old Chinese saying that says women's clothing can only be worn zero times or countless times. After wearing it for the first time, is it a big deal afterward?In the future, it will be a small case if Mount Tai collapses in front of him without changing his face, just like real men never look back at the explosion. When someone asks why this group of people are so dragged, they can proudly tell him that we are assassinated in women's clothing The real man of the ghost... What a fart!What kind of idiot unfolds this is to exchange my life's morals for ten years of wild dogs running wild! !

He Qin comforted: "Don't worry, baby. As the saying goes, there are only zero times of women's clothing..."

"Don't tell me this countless times, I don't want to hear it!!" Wen Zheliu covered his face in collapse.

Miss Guang stared blankly at the group of people, completely dumbfounded.

She didn't know what happened. The four maids who were killed by Yasha suddenly came back to life. Not only were they resurrected, but two of them became men. One of them kept the original gender, but her face was not familiar to her at all. The appearance of one, and the remaining one is missing.Like a gust of wind, they slaughtered a yaksha ghost with the swift and violent means of divine punishment, and then actually started... discussing the issue of kimono women's clothing?Is this ignoring her completely?

Miss Guang timidly said: "That, that..."