The Uncanny Valley Travel Guide

"This is what I've always wanted to give you, Lemon," he said.

The noise in the ears gradually faded away amidst the huge heartbeat, Wen Zheliu stared blankly at the ring in He Qin's hand, and for a second, his normally bright mind was completely blank.

"What are you... doing?"

He Qin grabbed his waist, and the long knife in his hand suddenly chopped into pieces a bone soldier holding a weapon high behind him: "I'm showing love, I'm begging you to be my wife, can't you see that?"

Wen Zheliu stared into his eyes in complete shock, the monstrous flames exploding around him seemed to turn into fireworks blooming all over the city, and the roars and roars of the ghosts also turned into screams of surprise from the crowd.At this moment, he didn't seem to be in the killing field at the speed of life and death. Instead, he seemed to be in the Disney sightseeing floats, and their fireworks were enough to light up half the sky.

Xie Yuanyuan took the time to open his mouth wide during the flight, and sighed for everyone: "...My day..."

Du Zijun was completely speechless and aphasia, a homophobic iron straight man who used to slap his ears when he saw the people under his hand hugging and hugging a pretty little boy, now he was being teased by He Qin again and again. I'm almost out of my mind.He was suddenly very tired, and he couldn't help thinking tiredly, what is the truth of the world and the universe, what's the point of him running around here and shooting guns, where does the end of time lead, and is there any trace of the origin of the world?

"You guys..." Long Ji had a delicate expression, "You really have a different attitude towards the relationship between men and women than ordinary people in the world."

Xie Yuanyuan objected fiercely: "I'm not! I don't!"

Du Zijun covered his mouth weakly: "Neither am I, nor am I..."

The remaining god-made people saw this scene during the fierce battle, and they all fell into collective silence.

"Ning Ning," He Qin pulled Wen Zheliu to help him avoid a ghost with teeth and claws behind him, "Will you marry me?"

Wen Zheliu looked at him, and suddenly smiled: "Isn't it appropriate to propose now?!"

The two of them sideways dodged the ghost soldiers who raised their knives, and He Qin drew out his knives: "I'm afraid this is my last chance!"

The giant ax of the ghost soldier was like thunder!He Qin's figure was as quick as lightning, and he hit its bony chest and abdomen in an instant, knocking it out violently, hitting three phoenix fires flying in mid-air, and was instantly burned into crisp and scattered pieces. ash!

"I love you." He Qin pulled Wen Zheliu past with a smile he couldn't help, "I've made up my mind, what about you?"

Wen Zheliu gasped violently, stared at him deeply, turned around and shouted: "Du Zijun——!"

Du Zijun was furious: "I'm very happy with the lines, aren't you?! You guys play Pirates of the Caribbean and call me Lao Tzu, my name is not Barbossa!!"

"—Well, even though I'm not called Turner!" He Qin raised the blade of the blade in his hand, "and your name is also not Elizabeth, and my heart will not beat in the dead man's coffin. The poor man who was betrayed by Colypso became the new captain of the Flying Dutchman..."

A bright ring was twirling at his fingertips, and he grabbed Wen Zheliu's hand: "But my love and my heart will never...!"

Several big guns were like nine o'clock on the cold star, bursting like a snowy stream, and smashed down on He Qin's head, but at the moment when every second counted, Wen Zheliu had already touched the ring and checked its attributes at the same time.

[Prop Name: Infatuated Seed—Moon Ring]

[Level: Unknown]

[Activation type: unknown]

[Cooling time: unknown]

[Attack Power: Unknown]

[Effect: The infatuated species wears a pair of rings as a partner. Once equipped, it can no longer be taken off. At the same time, it has the characteristic of converting the blessing received when it is equipped for the first time into real attributes.One pair of rings is a star, and the other is a moon. After wearing them, they can communicate with each other and sense part of each other's emotions.

Basic effect ①May I be like a star king like a moon: When the infatuation seed is worn by two partners together, when the moon ring holder receives a fatal attack, the star ring holder will be sent to the moon ring holder at the same time to bear it for him 50% damage. 】

[Equipment level: 1]

[Introduction to props: May I be like a star king like a moon, with a bright and clean night and night stream.It was originally a ring made by an infatuated craftsman for the woman he loves. As for why it ended up here, that is another story that makes people sigh. 】

This effect... Wen Zheliu's heart was shaken, and finally got rid of a group of bean soldiers in front of him, and the huge skeleton that had turned into a demon general came after him. Go pick Liu, if he hits the right spot, I'm afraid he will be gutted on the spot!

Wen Zheliu hurriedly dodged, but the moon ring in his hand made a "jingle" sound, and was lifted high into the air, drawing a complete arc——

"Ring!" He shouted hastily, Xie Yuanyuan raised his eyes, jumped up hastily, stepped on the heads of several demons who were fighting, scratching and biting, and grabbed the moon ring in his hand!

"Ding--"

[Please give the couple the most sincere blessings! 】

Xie Yuanyuan: "?"

He looked at the moon ring in surprise: "This, this ring is talking to me?!"

He looked around, took a deep breath, held up the ring in his hand, and shouted amidst the earth-shattering shouts: "Dear guests, we are gathered here today! It is for!"

He punched a little monster that was flying across: "Participate in the engagement ceremony of this couple!"

Wen Zheliu laughed loudly, and He Qin's sword in his hand overturned all the dozens of submerged skeleton soldiers, leading him to avoid the pursuit of the demon general again: "Leave the ring alone, we will go up as planned!"

The Heavenly Demon General couldn't hit him again, but the monstrous evil spirit cut the two Jianyue Daoist who were trampling towards him in half, and they fell heavily towards the streets on both sides with howling!

Seeing a huge shadow falling on the top of his head, Xie Yuanyuan didn't have time to make a long speech, he hurriedly shouted: "So here I wish the two couples happiness forever "

He swung his arm vigorously, and threw the small moon ring in his palm at Du Zijun fiercely. Du Zijun stared at the ring spinning and flying in the night sky and jet fire, as if he was watching a father-killing enemy flying towards him.

A strand of translucent water snake sprang up suddenly, and held the moon ring with its mouth open. Du Zijun was startled, he hurriedly blasted a little monster who was trying to climb up the cover, and when he turned his head, he saw Longji's snow-white and slender fingers approaching. Picking up the ring with interest.

"What kind of treasure is this?" she asked, "I can actually hear its voice."

Du Zijun hurriedly said: "Hurry up and give it to me, this is not for you to play with..."

"Oh, isn't it just to bless a pair of young lovers? What's there to avoid?" She sat on the throne surrounded by water splashes, and the blood and wine collected under her body were in waves, and Ruozi, Yuzhaocha and Limei could not stop appearing. With a vaguely ferocious face, "Then I wish that no third person would intervene in their love. If anyone changes his mind first—then let the sea beasts of the abyss devour that person's heart and soul, chew his flesh and blood, and make him die." Never be reborn..."

"What kind of wish is that, my lord princess!" Xie Yuanyuan desperately escaped from the collapsed ruins of Jian Yue, "That's obviously a threat!"

Du Zijun rushed over angrily: "I wish you a long sleep in the tomb of marriage, and don't come out to harm others in this life!"

Xie Yuanyuan: "...What kind of wish is this! It's too much!"

He Qin hugged Wen Zheliu, like a strong and ferocious leopard, running on the high mountains with the only prey in his life, he climbed the eaves all the way up, heard the noisy voices below, couldn't help but curl his lips , and said to Wen Zheliu: "What about you? No matter good times or bad times, rich or poor, healthy or sick, you..."

"Yes, I am willing." Wen Zheliu put his arms around his neck, staring seriously into his eyes, "...I have liked you since the first time I saw you."

Surrounded by heat waves and golden gravel, He Qin seemed to be holding the glass of cold, sweet lemonade from back then. He smelled its fresh aroma and felt its refreshing sweetness, as if it could soften his bones in the In a puddle of honey.He heard Wen Zheliu continue: "Although I know you still have a lot of things to hide from me, but... liking and loving are unreasonable, right?"

He Qin smiled, his strong arms were hanging on the eaves of the tall buildings, and he said softly: "Yes."

At this time, the skeleton soldiers who couldn't catch up with them completed the process of resurrection from the dead again, and were already planning to take out their bows and arrows to shoot the two people in the high place.

Du Zijun looked up at He Qin and Wen Zheliu, intending to throw the ring back to them, he shouted: "Hey! You two go on!"

The ill-fated ring once again drew a shining arc in the air, and flew towards its original owner, but at this moment, a hoarse crocodile bird suddenly flew across the air, and it opened its mouth sharply. Claw, took the ring as his own at once, and planned to fly away swaggeringly!

Everyone gasped, Wen Zheliu wanted to cry, "Ah! My moon ring!"

Yuhong was biting her pipe, staring lazily at the smug bird above, a faint light flashed in her hand, and disappeared instantly, piercing the bird's chest with a lot of black blood feathers, Straight into the sky!

He reached out and clenched his fist, and when he opened it again, there was already a crystal clear ring in his palm.

Everyone involuntarily breathed a sigh of relief, and Yuhong laughed lightly: "It's a good relationship for a hundred years."

Then he raised his hand, a flash of light was fleeting, Shu Yu flew to catch him in the pile of corpses, and subconsciously shouted: "Early birth is more expensive... No, ah, that, compare, fly high!"

The moon ring buzzed across the night sky, Shu Yun was like a batter, and when he caught it, he shouted decisively: "Love is stronger than gold——! Brother Zhong!"

Just as Zhong Jiashi was catching it, a hint of embarrassment appeared on his simple and honest face, his lips squirmed for a long time, and he didn't know what to say. Finally, he could only shout in a rough voice: "You must be happy——!"

The lingering sound of the last word ah was still shaking the air, he had already swung his strong arm, and swung it violently, the moon ring almost made the sound of howling wind, and flew towards the two of them with a long cry!

He Qin's whole body tensed up, and he said in a deep voice, "It's about to start, get ready!"

He hugged Wen Zheliu tightly, and jumped from the tall building. In mid-air, at the same time Wen Zheliu reached out to take back the moon ring, the rain of sharp arrows shot by thousands of skeleton troops also rolled towards him like cold stars. !

A silver pendant swirled and fell, and time stood still for an instant. Arrows rained one after another, the silhouettes of two people and Gao Tiangou above the clouds were frozen into a perfectly straight line.

Wen Zheliu shouted: "It's now!"

Du Zijun's lips moved slightly: "...It's now."

Long Ji suddenly raised her arms, in the blood, in the wine, in the tumbling water, a transparent sharp arrow with a length of three feet took shape in an instant, the arrow flashed with a cold light, shot out with a clang, brazenly mixed into the secret The rain of arrows pointed directly at Gao Tiangou in the flowing clouds of the sky!

In the gap of time, the arrow's edge was in front of them, and their waists tightened suddenly, but they saw the bloody tongue in the shadows suddenly rolled up, pulling the two of them down together.The rain of arrows lost its target at once, but the big arrow that gathered the power of Princess Qihai never escaped from the bull's-eye. It broke through the cover of the group of arrows, and in an instant it was in front of Gao Tiangu wearing a red mask!

"What...!" Gao Tiangou finally spoke, it was a deep and thick man's voice.He was defenseless, never expecting that a group of daring human beings would dare to attack his heart. The wings covering the sky and the sun couldn't dodge, and he was pierced through a blood hole the size of a basin in the blink of an eye!

Gao Tiangou roared angrily!His voice was like a raging storm, reverberating across the entire Yoshihara sky, but the transparent water arrow has not yet completed its mission.Longji's face was pale, and the wound on her chest burst for the second time, spattering a lot of pale red blood. She still acted as if she hadn't felt it, and pressed down her hands hard in the rolled-up sleeve robe, so the water arrow also slammed into it. After sinking, Gao Tiangou was torn off abruptly!

The wind blades shot out, and his wings slapped the surrounding buildings and the body that the demons couldn't avoid, almost instantly destroying the entire street into dilapidated ruins.His roar shook the heavens and earth, but it still couldn't overwhelm the music of the music box that was quietly flowing in the air.

【…Traveling on a Trench Digger,

and dance on the dishes,

My mother sent me some yeast, some yeast...

She softly beckoned me to go,

and come back soon,

Those young men who terrified me could hurt me...]

The soft singing of girls echoed faintly. Listening to it in the middle of the night, almost everyone's backs were shivering.

Long Ji spread her five fingers, and a water shield appeared in front of her, blocking the debris of sawdust flying like an arrow in the back for her. After expending a lot of energy, her face was paler than snow.Long Ji frowned deeply, the scales on her wrist stood up layer by layer, and there was also a serious look on her face that she never showed when facing Gao Tiangou.

"What..." she gritted her teeth, "I...I feel so uncomfortable..."

The corners of Du Zijun's eyes twitched. Looking at the eyeless monster crawling out of the darkness with slow and heavy steps, he couldn't help but whisper: "Don't reject this feeling too much, this is his...his style." god."

Wen Zheliu and He Qin were carefully placed on the ground by the bloody tongue, and the silver pendant was held in his hand again. He looked at the properties of the pendant, and his eyes couldn't help showing disbelief.

[Prop Name: Jenny's Pendant]

[Level: A (Bound)]

[Activation type: Instant activation]

[Cooling time: 60 hours]

[Attack Power: Unknown]

[Effect: ① Killing Playground: Summons Jeane Hill to the user for 25 minutes.

②Absurd trick: Jeane Hill can freely enter and exit any occasion with the help of electronic display devices, and interact with the audience on the other side of the screen at will. 】

[Equipment level: 1]

[Introduction to props: I am like wildfire, burning from the ashes.The distance of time and space cannot stop me from going to the end of the world, and the shadow of life and death cannot prevent me from seeing the mysterious eyes of the gods.My world blooms with thorns, and I say, "I am wildfire!"

So he said: "Then you should have a life that burns forever, and walk long on the road of dawn."]

——After devouring Happy Dawson's life, Jenny's attributes have evolved again!

"Long time no see, my master, a traveler in time and space." Wen Zheliu was finally able to confirm that this was not his own illusion. Jenny had really grown up a bit, her hair was longer, and her delicate face was also gone. A little childishness of a young girl.She stood in the void, with rattling chains around her waist, restraining her vicious dogs and servants, bending her blue eyes towards Wen Zheliu and He Qin.

"Excuse me, what do you need me to do?"