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01 glasses

Zhuang Shihuai has a pair of glasses, which he seldom wears at ordinary times, and he will use them for a while before going to bed for reading at night.

Lin Xiaoyuan especially likes to see him wearing glasses - abstinence, gentle scum, will make people have an unstoppable desire to conquer.So Lin Xiaoyuan never let Zhuang Shihuai take his glasses out, it was too attractive.

One night, Lin Xiaoyuan lay on the bed playing games.Zhuang Shihuai came out of the shower and saw that his pair of glasses ran over his man's face. The man's clothes were wide open, and his abdominal muscles were half covered with mermaid lines, probably because the prescription was too high. When he looked over, he half-closed his eyes. squinting.

Zhuang Shihuai dried his hair, threw the towel aside, went straight to the bed and asked, "Do you eat fruit?"

Lin Xiaoyuan rubbed her stomach.I ate too much for dinner, but the fortress is still okay, not to mention my wife's heart can't be wasted.

"Eat! What's there?"

"Navel orange."

Zhuang Shihuai smiled slightly and straddled over.

Glasses are a good thing, enough for home use.

02 Squeeze

Lin Xiaoyuan has been very distressed recently, living in Zhuang Shihuai's house, and he has to bite the bullet and ask him to sign when the red light is turned on for the exam.Although Zhuang Shihuai wouldn't beat him up like Lin Wei, every time he signed the papers, his expression was comparable to that of a thunderstorm in midsummer.

Lin Xiaoyuan was most afraid of Zhuang Shihuai's coldness and violence. He could not talk to him for three or four days, no matter how hard he tried to please him, it was useless.

Dudu doesn't sympathize with him at all, because he doesn't have this trouble, he studies well, and his teacher Luo is proud of him.

Lin Xiaoyuan wished he could cut open his brain and stuff the textbooks in.

"I want to read it well too, but I can't remember, I'm stupid."

"You just don't have to remember."

"No, I put my heart into it, my darling even gave me extra lessons, I really can't remember."

"You certainly didn't listen to what he said."

This is the truth, Lin Xiaoyuan really didn't listen to Zhuang Shihuai's make-up lessons, all his attention was focused on his opening and closing mouth.

"Then what should I do, save me, he hasn't talked to me for a week."

Dudu sighed: "How about this, next time he gets angry, you interrupt him and say, I love you."

"that's it?"

"that's it."

Dudu can't guarantee whether it will work, but it will work miraculously on Mr. Luo.

A week later, Lin Xiaoyuan gave Dudu two movie tickets, praising him as the reincarnation of a little cleverness.

如果说这世界上有一种万能的语言可以让小孩躲避所有责罚，那大概就是满怀虔诚地对要揍你的人说“我爱你”。

03 Kissing

Lin Xiaoyuan has recently become obsessed with kissing.Every time, he must kiss his elder brother Zaoni until his hands and feet become weak and the tails of his eyes turn red.

After finishing the work, Zhuang Shihuai went to the refrigerator to get a bottle of mineral water and drank it, but he didn't unscrew the cap for a long time.

Lin Xiaoyuan hugged him from behind, rubbing her face against his neck: "What's wrong?"

Zhuang Meiren said: "I don't have the strength, I can't open it."

He looked up at Lin Xiaoyuan with his neck up, his voice was soft, and there was actually a hint of coquettishness in his tone.

Lin Xiaoyuan couldn't hold back, leaned over and kissed him again, and took the bottle casually.

04 hobbies

Lin Xiaoyuan has acquired a new hobby - sending Zhuang Shihuai to work.

He likes to send his brother Zaoni downstairs in the unit and watch him go upstairs.

The direct elevator in Zhuang Shihuai's unit is fully transparent, and it can be seen clearly from the inside to the outside.

Every time Lin Xiaoyuan leaned against the car and kept looking at him, Zhuang Shihuai obediently waved to him in the elevator, like a child who has just been sent to kindergarten.

It wasn't until the top floor that the elevator door opened with a ding, and Zhuang Shihuai collected his expression and walked out.

Lin Xiaoyuan was downstairs where he couldn't see, and blew him a kiss, and then she was thinking about how exciting this fully transparent elevator is.

05 pajamas

Lin Xiaoyuan quarreled with Zhuang Shihuai once, over a trivial matter, but he couldn't tell what it was afterwards.

In short, Lin Xiaoyuan didn't reply to Zhuang Shihuai for a long time that day. Zhuang Shihuai happened to be on a business trip that day. Seeing that Lin Xiaoyuan didn't reply to the message, he kept calling, a total of sixteen times, before Lin Xiaoyuan answered.

"Still angry? I'm sorry."

The sweetheart lowered her posture on the phone and apologized earnestly. Lin Xiaoyuan felt that she was a bit nasty and didn't want to tell him that she deliberately didn't answer the phone because she wanted to hear him clingy.

"wrong?"

"Ah."

"Should I be punished?"

"Should……"

"Where?"

"hotel."

Lin Xiaoyuan sent a video invitation, and saw Zhuang Shihuai wearing pajamas, looking wet after taking a shower.

The pajamas looked familiar.

"Why did you take my clothes away?"

Zhuang Meiren put her hands on her knees and straightened her waist: "Because I can't take you away."

06 crab

Lin Xiaoyuan doesn't like to eat crabs, partly because she is too lazy to peel them.Another reason is that when he was very young, Lin Wei had brought back a box of hairy crabs from thousands of miles away.

The big ones were all on the table, and the smallest one was left. He thought it would be pointless to burn it, so he gave it to Lin Xiaoyuan as a pet.

Lin Xiaoyuan earnestly kept the crabs in a red plastic bucket, served them with delicious food, and even chatted with them after class every day.He named the crab Xiaoqi because it has seven legs.

One day in winter, Lin Xiaoyuan suddenly had a whim, afraid that Xiao Qi would freeze on the balcony, so he hurried to the kitchen to get a pot of hot water and pour it into the bucket, thinking that it would not be cold.

Going to see it again at night, the crabs are all red.

Later, Lin Wei had long forgotten about it, but Lin Xiaoyuan still remembered it.

Later, Lin Xiaoyuan was able to eat crabs again, because someone always liked to peel them for him to eat, from the shell to the legs, put them in a bowl, dipped them in vinegar and ginger, and gave them to him.

So the best way to heal an old wound is for someone to sprinkle new sugar on it.

Blind.

07 complementary

After Lin Xiaoyuan and Zhuang Shihuai took the small notebooks, their flirting skills became more and more perfect.

After waking up, while brushing his teeth, halfway through cooking, and just after taking a shower, everything can become a good time for him to eat tofu.Zhuang Shihuai usually pretended to be calm with red ears, but when he was harassed anxiously, he would grab his hand and bite, like a cat.

But he does occasionally take the initiative.He took the initiative to sit on the edge of the bed obediently, staring at Lin Xiaoyuan with his eyes wide open and his neck raised.

Lin Xiaoyuan couldn't stand him looking at it like this, nine out of ten times she would fall on the spot, and once she carried her directly to the bathroom.

Zhuang Shihuai is like the kind of three good students in every school. He can answer all the teacher's questions accurately and in a regular manner every time. He is rigorous and thorough, and never makes mistakes, but there is always only one way of thinking about solving problems.Lin Xiaoyuan is like the kind of person who stubbornly scribbles wildly on the test paper even though he knows he can't answer the questions. It's unpredictable but full of fun.

Attract each other, a natural pair.

08 cooking

Zhuang Shihuai likes to cook very much, but his family members don't dare to eat his cooking. They think that his sense of taste may be a little out of order, and his control of sugar and salt has always been inaccurate.

On the contrary, Lin Xiaoyuan ate very happily every time, and swallowed several large plates in one go. Zhuang Yirou and Andrew were shocked by this.

Zhuang Shihuai insisted that there was something wrong with their sense of taste. After all, the dishes he made looked delicious, so how could the taste be bad.

Until one time, Hu Hu accidentally ate a mouthful of hoof, was swept out of the door like a gust of wind, and vomited for a long time.

Zhuang Shihuai was thoughtful and decided to let him eat a few more times.Mr. Zhuang feels that if everything happens a few times, the chaos will be righted.

Do you think that Lin Xiaoyuan thinks it's not bad because of love?

No, he really thought it was delicious.

Desperate to such an extent, they can be called a match made in heaven.

09 haunted house

The casino is full of music and music every night, and a new carnival has opened nearby, where there are all kinds of food, drink and entertainment.

Someone gave Lin Xiaoyuan two tickets, and he thought that Zhuang Shihuai would refuse, but the eldest baby stared at the tickets for 5 minutes, looking at him pitifully: "I want to go."

Lin Xiaoyuan surrendered in a second: "Go! You can go to Mars if you want!"

Zhuang Shihuai had never been to an amusement park, and was dragged around by Lin Xiaoyuan in the crowd, eating cotton candy seriously.

At the exit of the haunted house in front, many couples just came out, looking a bit scary, the boys hugged their sweethearts and comforted them carefully.

Zhuang Shihuai's eyes stared fixedly again, looking thoughtful.

Lin Xiaoyuan asked: "Want to play?"

Zhuang Shihuai nodded.

The two drifted in, and ran into a secret room that looked like a lunatic asylum. The girls who were traveling with them turned pale. Zhuang Shihuai looked at them for a while, and then at Lin Xiaoyuan.

"Ah—" he yelled blankly, and plunged his head into Lin Xiaoyuan's arms.

Lin Xiaoyuan was so happy that her mouth almost turned to the back of her head, and she secretly vowed to come to more places like haunted houses in the future.

10 Dyslexia

Lin Xiaoyuan has dyslexia, that is, the kind of reading that requires short paragraphs to be read one by one, and often reads broken sentences, or forgets the previous after reading, and has to go back and re-read.

So reading is tantamount to torture for him, he would rather face the report numbers all day.

Zhuang Shihuai always said that he was uneducated and forced him to read books whenever he had the chance.

Lin Xiaoyuan couldn't even read two pages in a week.

He brushed his hair in pain, Zhuang Shihuai pointed to the words on the book and asked him, "How do you read it?"

What was written in the book was "Worrying in vain", Zhuang Shihuai wanted him to know that he had good intentions.

Lin Xiaoyuan took a look, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "I will do this!"

"Wh—fuck—"

He then slept in the living room for three full days, with Hu Hu.

I brought over all the jokes that I thought of before, maybe there will be more in the future, depending on my mood. ????