Don't Discriminate Against Species
Chapter 69 Fusion
500 years is too far away, and most of the people who live here today have migrated in from outside, and the descendants who survived have gradually forgotten what the ancestors did and the oaths they made.
Holding the night pearl, Fu Li looked at these murals from beginning to end. The last picture is a dragon breaking out of the water, soaring above the nine heavens, and kneeling human beings on the ground.Maybe after the human beings at that time, thousands of years later, people will still remember this dragon and worship him.
However, for human beings, 500 years is too long, too long to forget everything.
These murals are ridiculously ugly, with no sense of beauty at all, with uncoordinated body proportions, small hair, and no attention to vision at all. They look like children's graffiti.Fu Li reached out and touched the worshiping person in the mural, and a piece of the weathered stone fell off.
"In the 15th year of Liang Tianjian, the five villages were flooded. Fortunately, the dragon rescued the five villages. No one in the five villages suffered. However, the dragon died of exhaustion, and the whole village was sad. The fairy offered a plan to bury the dragon in the water, lock its bones, and make it The soul is not scattered. This letter is a warning to future generations that the servant of the dragon cannot be broken. Liang Tianjian was established in 18 years."
Liang Guo in the Southern Dynasties...
The 15th year of Liang Tianjian, calculated according to the time, should be 516 AD. It took three years to complete all the murals in the cave, which means that in the second year after the murals were completed, these villagers died at the hands of bandits.
The lives and deaths of two or three hundred people were neither heroic nor sentimental. They died silently. In the thick history, there is not even a record of them.
Fu Li softly blocked the words on the mural, turned to look at the cricket, feeling so blocked and uncomfortable that he couldn't describe it in words.Even if he is like this, how complicated should Chongdu be in his mood?
He hated these humans for 500 years, only to find out in the end that these humans died because of him, and he himself was imprisoned in the water for a long time. "He" was indeed resurrected, but instead of turning into a dragon and flying into the sky again, he became an evil cultivator crawling out from the bottom of the river, and he came here for revenge.
Good luck tricks people.
Fu Li didn't understand the meaning of the four words light and floating before, but today he finally understands.These four words are too heavy, so heavy that people can't breathe.
The cockroach stretched out his pale fingers, and lightly touched the dragon flying in the auspicious clouds in the last painting. The stone wall was cold, and the dragon in the cockroach's hands turned into powder little by little, leaving only a sunken blank.
"My lord?" Fu Li watched the mural disappear little by little, and wanted to persuade him, but was stopped by Zhuang Qing.
Zhuang Qing shook his head at him. No one can tell right from wrong in the past, let alone outsiders.
The murals disappeared in the hands of the cockroach, and the cockroach moved very slowly. He seemed to remember these paintings in his heart, and then destroyed them little by little.Human beings in this era no longer need other people to save them, they can save themselves.Why should he keep these things for the uninformed to interpret as a fairy tale?
The middle one remains.
When Shenlong died, the villagers knelt down around Shenlong, covering their faces and weeping bitterly.
The earthworm stared at the painting for a long time, curled up his fingers, and put his hands behind his back.The Shenlong is dead and will no longer soar to the nine heavens, so it is very appropriate to keep this painting.
He turned his head to look at the two juniors who accompanied him into the cave, and suddenly laughed.In this moment, his long black hair was as white as snow, and he never saw the appearance of full of resentment.
"Let's go." He bent down and picked up the jade bone umbrella that was on the ground. "It's time to go."
He came out of the cave and looked at the sky that had cleared up, with the sun hanging above it, and the whole world looked wonderful.He looked down at the mountains and water under his feet, and said to Fu Li, "The outside world is indeed more beautiful than the water."
Removed the umbrella covering the top of the head, and the hands that were as white as jade were exposed to the sun.
"The umbrella can be returned to you." Chongdu smiled, "I don't need it anymore." Just like people, they don't need Shenlong to save them anymore.
Seeing the body of the cockroach gradually becoming transparent, Fu Li said anxiously, "Master cockroach!"
"I'm not a cockroach, it's just the resentment he left behind. Now there is no reason for resentment, and there is no need for me to stay in this world." The cockroach smiled very warmly, just like the cockroach in life, Kind and handsome.
"No, that child needs you!" Fu Li opened the jade bone umbrella to cover the cockroach's head, "He will come to worship you every year, every year, and he will be very sad if you disappear. "
"Children will grow up one day, and naturally there will be a day when they forget their innocence when they were young." Chongdu said, "I should thank that child. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be able to break the chain that locked me, and I wouldn't be able to see it." To the sun and mountains and rivers outside, that would be fine.”
"But we need you!" Fu Li said anxiously, "We need you, Zhuang Qing, do you think so?!" He turned to look at Zhuang Qing eagerly, wanting him to say something.
"Fu Li is right." Zhuang Qing said, "There are many little demons in our management office, and there are also many interesting humans. The cultivation world needs demon cultivators to maintain order. I hope that cockroaches can help us."
"It's late." Chongdu shook his head, "I'm just a form of resentment, and I don't have a real entity."
When he removed the jade bone umbrella, it was impossible to live anymore.
A dragon's roar came out from the clouds, and suddenly the golden light was shining, and the auspicious aura was overwhelming.
Fu Li and the earthworm raised their heads together, and a mythical beast that looked like a dragon but not a dragon broke out of the clouds and hovered above their heads.
"That's..." Chongdu stared blankly at the top of his head, almost unable to believe his eyes.
"That's the real body of the cockroach, the stone statue that suddenly disappeared in the research institute." Zhuang Qing jumped into the clouds, turned into a golden dragon, and hovered with the cockroach.Then I saw the real body of the cockroach flying straight down, merging with the body of resentment that the cockroach was about to dissipate.
Fu Li stared blankly at the fusion of golden light and resentment, and then gradually condensed into a real cockroach, feeling as if he had seen a real miracle.Those human beings 500 years ago did it. They really brought the cockroach back to life and soared in the nine heavens again.
Zhuang Qing, who turned into a golden dragon in the air, let out a high roar, fell to the ground and turned into a human form, walked up to Fu Li, knocked on Fu Li's head, "Put your chin back."
"I remember where I met you." The cockroach fused with the body turned into a human body, tall and graceful, and it couldn't be more perfect.He slowly opened his eyes, looked at Zhuang Qing and said, "One thousand and eight hundred years, that little milk dragon?"
"Senior." Zhuang Qing bowed respectfully to the earthworm.
"The little buddy you're looking for is really cute." The cricket looked at it carefully several times, "Let's go."
"Where are you going?" Fu Li asked in a daze.
"Of course, go to the management office you mentioned. I like cute little demons, and I also like interesting human repairs." Chongdu played with a jade flute in his hand, "Now human repairs, don't catch demons anymore?"
"You can't be caught casually, and you will be fined if you catch it." Fu Li put away the jade bone umbrella and put it in his Qiankun bag. "Now is a harmonious society. We advocate the peaceful coexistence of monsters and build a harmonious and beautiful big home together."
"That would be even more interesting." Chongdu chuckled, turned his head and stared at the cave behind him, and after looking at it for a long time, he returned to his smiling face: "Let's go."
On the stone wall of the cave, there is suddenly a mural, which shows a dragon hovering on the top of the mountain, and human beings living and working in peace and contentment at the bottom of the mountain.
Qingxu and Chaoyun were still dealing with the grievances on the river, who knew in the blink of an eye, the sun came out, the grievances were gone, and there was only a man on the other side of the river waking up, with a dazed face, and a silly man holding an enamel cup. child.
What's going on here?
"There seems to be a dragon spirit in the sky." Chaoyun looked up at the sky, the clouds seemed to be extraordinarily weird today, and they even radiated golden light.
"Let's go find Brother Fu and Boss right away." Chao Yun put away her hairpin, feeling that Qingxu's flying speed was too slow, so she picked him up and flew out.
"Ahhh!" Qingxu screamed, "Fellow Chaoyun, you are a banshee, please be gentle."
"The banshee needs to be more gentle, I suspect you are sexist." Chaoyun grinned, "Friend Daoist, this is not good."
The next moment, she flew even faster.
Kiyosu's "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" also quickly became "ahhhh!"
"It seems like two little friends are coming up ahead." Chongdu stood on the top of the cloud, and saw a beautiful woman carrying a man coming from a distance, she swung her hand, and the man fell to their feet.
"Little friend, you are too polite, seeing that I don't need to show such a great gift." Gongdu bent down and glanced at Qingxu with a smile, "You are so enthusiastic, how can I be ashamed?"
Qingxu climbed up from the cloud, and was about to reply, but found that the man standing in front of him was a man who could see the extreme, and his momentum suddenly weakened by half: "I let fellow daoist see a joke, this is just an accident."
"Boss, have you found out the source of the resentment?" Zhao Yun fell in front of Fu Li and Zhuang Qing, saw that there was an unfathomable demon cultivator beside them, and bowed to him: "I have seen you, senior. "
"There's no need to be too polite." In front of beauties, Chong Chong had always been gentle and considerate.
"The matter has been dealt with." Zhuang Qing said to Chao Yun, "Respond to the headquarters, saying that the flood crisis has been resolved."
"Okay." Chaoyun took out his mobile phone and started sending work emails there.Soon the Security Headquarters replied, asking about the stone statue.
"Let's say that the stone statue turned into a monster and flew away." Zhuang Qing glanced at the cockroach, "It's within our control."
"What is this? Why do you all have one, and even have errands? Is it something that is popular in the cultivation world?" Chongdu was curious about the mobile phone in Chaoyun's hand, "It looks very interesting."
So Fu Li began to explain to the cockroach what a mobile phone is and how to use it, and even handed over his own phone to the cockroach to operate.After a while, these two monsters, who had never seen the world much, started screaming and playing Tetris again and again, as if this was some extremely thrilling game.
Zhuang Qing: ...
Zhao Yun, Qing Xu: Why do these monsters who pop up out of nowhere always get along with Brother Fu?Do birds of a feather flock together?
"Hey, junior, this round is my turn."
"Didn't you fight just now? Why don't you, a junior, respect the old?"
"It's not okay to rely on the old and sell the old, we just agreed that we will play one game per person!"
Zhuang Qing took out the mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Fu Li, "Take mine to play." The dignified senior staff of the management office actually quarreled over the mobile phone.
The rumors about the stone statue on the Internet were quickly submerged in all kinds of lace news.But the local Meteorological Bureau was scolded again by netizens on Weibo.
Big Dog at the mouth of the village: Can the people from the Meteorological Bureau be more reliable now?They said there was going to be a flood, and we were asked to drag our family out of the house in the middle of the night, but after waiting for two or three days, the flood did not come, and the sun came out.These uncles told me happily that the flood warning was lifted and everyone can go home happily.Anyone who is tossed back and forth like this can't be happy, okay?
Fortunately, the local Meteorological Bureau does not have a Weibo account, and no matter how much the netizens scold, they cannot see it.Even if you see it, you can pretend to be dead and not respond.
The weather of running water, the weather bureau of iron, the weather bureau that is not scolded, is not a good weather bureau, not a dedicated weather bureau.
The arrival of the earthworm was welcomed by all the women in the whole department.Men think that playing the flute and writing calligraphy is called pretentiousness, while women think it is the beauty of literature and art.Men think that the cockroach eats a meal with a lot of rules, which is called hypocrisy, while women think it is elegant.
Within three years, Chongzhu successfully won the title of Public Enemy of Men and Beloved of Women, and no one can replace him for the time being.
Chongdu gave himself a human name, Fu Kong, and claimed to be Fu Li's distant cousin, but no one believed him.He also proposed to live with Fu Li, but Zhuang Qing refused and arranged his room upstairs to Fu Li.
"Fu Xiaoli, come and play Contra with my cousin..." Chongdu opened the door, and saw Kunpeng sitting in Fuli's living room, and Kunpeng also turned to see him.
"Kunpeng?" Chongdu closed the door with surprise on his face: "You're not dead yet?"
"The narcissistic tortoise?" Kunpeng was even more surprised than the cockroach, he thought that a divine beast like the cockroach should have disappeared long ago.
"Fuck off, you non-fish-no-bird monster, I'm a dragon." The cricket kicked Kunpeng off the sofa, "It's so heavy that I have the nerve to sit on the sofa, and I'm not afraid of breaking the sofa."
"What did you call yourself just now, cousin?" Kunpeng squinted at the cricket, "You have to show some face, you have lived tens of thousands of years, and you are ashamed to be my cousin who is only four thousand years old. If you don't blush, I will listen It's embarrassing."
"The key is to look at the face." Chongdu lazily leaned on the sofa, "It doesn't matter if you are a handsome monster, but you can only know yourself when you are an ugly monster."
Kunpeng: "Who do you call ugly?"
Earthworm sneered: "Whoever pays attention to this sentence will be ugly."
Fu Li had long guessed that the relationship between the two might not be very good, because the biological father of the cricket was a dragon, and Kunpeng liked to eat dragons, so there would be some grievances between them.But he didn't expect that these two big demons who had lived for tens of thousands of years would quarrel... so much at the kindergarten level.
He sat cross-legged on the carpet, letting the two quarrel, opened a bag of melon seeds, and knocked them with relish.
"Sit or not, stand or not, why are the juniors so informal?" Chongdu, who was arguing with Kunpeng, suddenly turned his head to look at Fu Li, "The seniors are talking, and the juniors can eat like this next to me." something?"
He snatched the melon seeds from Fu Li's hand: "Caramel, melon seeds can taste like sugar?"
Fu Li: ...
what does this mean?
Kunpeng grabbed a handful of melon seeds with a smile, and said to the cricket: "You have to show some face, even the melon seeds of the younger generation are going to be snatched."
"Don't eat it if you have the ability." Chongzhu coldly snorted.
"I robbed you, not the younger generation." Kunpeng said confidently, "I'm a monster with a bottom line."
Seeing that the two were arguing again, Fu Li simply patted his butt and turned to look for Zhuang Qing.There is a generation gap of three years, and the generation gap between him and these two seniors is too great to understand their thoughts and brain circuits.
When I went downstairs, I ran into Sui Yu who was sneaking out, and he said with a smile, "Sui Yu, what are you doing?"
"Shh, don't let Lord Chongzhu hear you." Song Yu looked around in panic, "Master Chongdu is a famous auspicious beast in ancient times, and the natural enemy of our fierce beasts."
"It's not us, it's you." Fu Li immediately distanced himself from Suan Yu, "You haven't done any evil, are you afraid of this?"
"Then you don't know the power of Lord Chongdu." Suan Yu whispered, "Apart from the four great beasts, the sons of Shenlong are what our beasts fear most."
Why is Shenlong so capable of giving birth? Humans like to say that dragons have nine sons, each with its own advantages, but nine is an imaginary number, and Shenlong has more than nine children!
Holding the night pearl, Fu Li looked at these murals from beginning to end. The last picture is a dragon breaking out of the water, soaring above the nine heavens, and kneeling human beings on the ground.Maybe after the human beings at that time, thousands of years later, people will still remember this dragon and worship him.
However, for human beings, 500 years is too long, too long to forget everything.
These murals are ridiculously ugly, with no sense of beauty at all, with uncoordinated body proportions, small hair, and no attention to vision at all. They look like children's graffiti.Fu Li reached out and touched the worshiping person in the mural, and a piece of the weathered stone fell off.
"In the 15th year of Liang Tianjian, the five villages were flooded. Fortunately, the dragon rescued the five villages. No one in the five villages suffered. However, the dragon died of exhaustion, and the whole village was sad. The fairy offered a plan to bury the dragon in the water, lock its bones, and make it The soul is not scattered. This letter is a warning to future generations that the servant of the dragon cannot be broken. Liang Tianjian was established in 18 years."
Liang Guo in the Southern Dynasties...
The 15th year of Liang Tianjian, calculated according to the time, should be 516 AD. It took three years to complete all the murals in the cave, which means that in the second year after the murals were completed, these villagers died at the hands of bandits.
The lives and deaths of two or three hundred people were neither heroic nor sentimental. They died silently. In the thick history, there is not even a record of them.
Fu Li softly blocked the words on the mural, turned to look at the cricket, feeling so blocked and uncomfortable that he couldn't describe it in words.Even if he is like this, how complicated should Chongdu be in his mood?
He hated these humans for 500 years, only to find out in the end that these humans died because of him, and he himself was imprisoned in the water for a long time. "He" was indeed resurrected, but instead of turning into a dragon and flying into the sky again, he became an evil cultivator crawling out from the bottom of the river, and he came here for revenge.
Good luck tricks people.
Fu Li didn't understand the meaning of the four words light and floating before, but today he finally understands.These four words are too heavy, so heavy that people can't breathe.
The cockroach stretched out his pale fingers, and lightly touched the dragon flying in the auspicious clouds in the last painting. The stone wall was cold, and the dragon in the cockroach's hands turned into powder little by little, leaving only a sunken blank.
"My lord?" Fu Li watched the mural disappear little by little, and wanted to persuade him, but was stopped by Zhuang Qing.
Zhuang Qing shook his head at him. No one can tell right from wrong in the past, let alone outsiders.
The murals disappeared in the hands of the cockroach, and the cockroach moved very slowly. He seemed to remember these paintings in his heart, and then destroyed them little by little.Human beings in this era no longer need other people to save them, they can save themselves.Why should he keep these things for the uninformed to interpret as a fairy tale?
The middle one remains.
When Shenlong died, the villagers knelt down around Shenlong, covering their faces and weeping bitterly.
The earthworm stared at the painting for a long time, curled up his fingers, and put his hands behind his back.The Shenlong is dead and will no longer soar to the nine heavens, so it is very appropriate to keep this painting.
He turned his head to look at the two juniors who accompanied him into the cave, and suddenly laughed.In this moment, his long black hair was as white as snow, and he never saw the appearance of full of resentment.
"Let's go." He bent down and picked up the jade bone umbrella that was on the ground. "It's time to go."
He came out of the cave and looked at the sky that had cleared up, with the sun hanging above it, and the whole world looked wonderful.He looked down at the mountains and water under his feet, and said to Fu Li, "The outside world is indeed more beautiful than the water."
Removed the umbrella covering the top of the head, and the hands that were as white as jade were exposed to the sun.
"The umbrella can be returned to you." Chongdu smiled, "I don't need it anymore." Just like people, they don't need Shenlong to save them anymore.
Seeing the body of the cockroach gradually becoming transparent, Fu Li said anxiously, "Master cockroach!"
"I'm not a cockroach, it's just the resentment he left behind. Now there is no reason for resentment, and there is no need for me to stay in this world." The cockroach smiled very warmly, just like the cockroach in life, Kind and handsome.
"No, that child needs you!" Fu Li opened the jade bone umbrella to cover the cockroach's head, "He will come to worship you every year, every year, and he will be very sad if you disappear. "
"Children will grow up one day, and naturally there will be a day when they forget their innocence when they were young." Chongdu said, "I should thank that child. If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't be able to break the chain that locked me, and I wouldn't be able to see it." To the sun and mountains and rivers outside, that would be fine.”
"But we need you!" Fu Li said anxiously, "We need you, Zhuang Qing, do you think so?!" He turned to look at Zhuang Qing eagerly, wanting him to say something.
"Fu Li is right." Zhuang Qing said, "There are many little demons in our management office, and there are also many interesting humans. The cultivation world needs demon cultivators to maintain order. I hope that cockroaches can help us."
"It's late." Chongdu shook his head, "I'm just a form of resentment, and I don't have a real entity."
When he removed the jade bone umbrella, it was impossible to live anymore.
A dragon's roar came out from the clouds, and suddenly the golden light was shining, and the auspicious aura was overwhelming.
Fu Li and the earthworm raised their heads together, and a mythical beast that looked like a dragon but not a dragon broke out of the clouds and hovered above their heads.
"That's..." Chongdu stared blankly at the top of his head, almost unable to believe his eyes.
"That's the real body of the cockroach, the stone statue that suddenly disappeared in the research institute." Zhuang Qing jumped into the clouds, turned into a golden dragon, and hovered with the cockroach.Then I saw the real body of the cockroach flying straight down, merging with the body of resentment that the cockroach was about to dissipate.
Fu Li stared blankly at the fusion of golden light and resentment, and then gradually condensed into a real cockroach, feeling as if he had seen a real miracle.Those human beings 500 years ago did it. They really brought the cockroach back to life and soared in the nine heavens again.
Zhuang Qing, who turned into a golden dragon in the air, let out a high roar, fell to the ground and turned into a human form, walked up to Fu Li, knocked on Fu Li's head, "Put your chin back."
"I remember where I met you." The cockroach fused with the body turned into a human body, tall and graceful, and it couldn't be more perfect.He slowly opened his eyes, looked at Zhuang Qing and said, "One thousand and eight hundred years, that little milk dragon?"
"Senior." Zhuang Qing bowed respectfully to the earthworm.
"The little buddy you're looking for is really cute." The cricket looked at it carefully several times, "Let's go."
"Where are you going?" Fu Li asked in a daze.
"Of course, go to the management office you mentioned. I like cute little demons, and I also like interesting human repairs." Chongdu played with a jade flute in his hand, "Now human repairs, don't catch demons anymore?"
"You can't be caught casually, and you will be fined if you catch it." Fu Li put away the jade bone umbrella and put it in his Qiankun bag. "Now is a harmonious society. We advocate the peaceful coexistence of monsters and build a harmonious and beautiful big home together."
"That would be even more interesting." Chongdu chuckled, turned his head and stared at the cave behind him, and after looking at it for a long time, he returned to his smiling face: "Let's go."
On the stone wall of the cave, there is suddenly a mural, which shows a dragon hovering on the top of the mountain, and human beings living and working in peace and contentment at the bottom of the mountain.
Qingxu and Chaoyun were still dealing with the grievances on the river, who knew in the blink of an eye, the sun came out, the grievances were gone, and there was only a man on the other side of the river waking up, with a dazed face, and a silly man holding an enamel cup. child.
What's going on here?
"There seems to be a dragon spirit in the sky." Chaoyun looked up at the sky, the clouds seemed to be extraordinarily weird today, and they even radiated golden light.
"Let's go find Brother Fu and Boss right away." Chao Yun put away her hairpin, feeling that Qingxu's flying speed was too slow, so she picked him up and flew out.
"Ahhh!" Qingxu screamed, "Fellow Chaoyun, you are a banshee, please be gentle."
"The banshee needs to be more gentle, I suspect you are sexist." Chaoyun grinned, "Friend Daoist, this is not good."
The next moment, she flew even faster.
Kiyosu's "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" also quickly became "ahhhh!"
"It seems like two little friends are coming up ahead." Chongdu stood on the top of the cloud, and saw a beautiful woman carrying a man coming from a distance, she swung her hand, and the man fell to their feet.
"Little friend, you are too polite, seeing that I don't need to show such a great gift." Gongdu bent down and glanced at Qingxu with a smile, "You are so enthusiastic, how can I be ashamed?"
Qingxu climbed up from the cloud, and was about to reply, but found that the man standing in front of him was a man who could see the extreme, and his momentum suddenly weakened by half: "I let fellow daoist see a joke, this is just an accident."
"Boss, have you found out the source of the resentment?" Zhao Yun fell in front of Fu Li and Zhuang Qing, saw that there was an unfathomable demon cultivator beside them, and bowed to him: "I have seen you, senior. "
"There's no need to be too polite." In front of beauties, Chong Chong had always been gentle and considerate.
"The matter has been dealt with." Zhuang Qing said to Chao Yun, "Respond to the headquarters, saying that the flood crisis has been resolved."
"Okay." Chaoyun took out his mobile phone and started sending work emails there.Soon the Security Headquarters replied, asking about the stone statue.
"Let's say that the stone statue turned into a monster and flew away." Zhuang Qing glanced at the cockroach, "It's within our control."
"What is this? Why do you all have one, and even have errands? Is it something that is popular in the cultivation world?" Chongdu was curious about the mobile phone in Chaoyun's hand, "It looks very interesting."
So Fu Li began to explain to the cockroach what a mobile phone is and how to use it, and even handed over his own phone to the cockroach to operate.After a while, these two monsters, who had never seen the world much, started screaming and playing Tetris again and again, as if this was some extremely thrilling game.
Zhuang Qing: ...
Zhao Yun, Qing Xu: Why do these monsters who pop up out of nowhere always get along with Brother Fu?Do birds of a feather flock together?
"Hey, junior, this round is my turn."
"Didn't you fight just now? Why don't you, a junior, respect the old?"
"It's not okay to rely on the old and sell the old, we just agreed that we will play one game per person!"
Zhuang Qing took out the mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Fu Li, "Take mine to play." The dignified senior staff of the management office actually quarreled over the mobile phone.
The rumors about the stone statue on the Internet were quickly submerged in all kinds of lace news.But the local Meteorological Bureau was scolded again by netizens on Weibo.
Big Dog at the mouth of the village: Can the people from the Meteorological Bureau be more reliable now?They said there was going to be a flood, and we were asked to drag our family out of the house in the middle of the night, but after waiting for two or three days, the flood did not come, and the sun came out.These uncles told me happily that the flood warning was lifted and everyone can go home happily.Anyone who is tossed back and forth like this can't be happy, okay?
Fortunately, the local Meteorological Bureau does not have a Weibo account, and no matter how much the netizens scold, they cannot see it.Even if you see it, you can pretend to be dead and not respond.
The weather of running water, the weather bureau of iron, the weather bureau that is not scolded, is not a good weather bureau, not a dedicated weather bureau.
The arrival of the earthworm was welcomed by all the women in the whole department.Men think that playing the flute and writing calligraphy is called pretentiousness, while women think it is the beauty of literature and art.Men think that the cockroach eats a meal with a lot of rules, which is called hypocrisy, while women think it is elegant.
Within three years, Chongzhu successfully won the title of Public Enemy of Men and Beloved of Women, and no one can replace him for the time being.
Chongdu gave himself a human name, Fu Kong, and claimed to be Fu Li's distant cousin, but no one believed him.He also proposed to live with Fu Li, but Zhuang Qing refused and arranged his room upstairs to Fu Li.
"Fu Xiaoli, come and play Contra with my cousin..." Chongdu opened the door, and saw Kunpeng sitting in Fuli's living room, and Kunpeng also turned to see him.
"Kunpeng?" Chongdu closed the door with surprise on his face: "You're not dead yet?"
"The narcissistic tortoise?" Kunpeng was even more surprised than the cockroach, he thought that a divine beast like the cockroach should have disappeared long ago.
"Fuck off, you non-fish-no-bird monster, I'm a dragon." The cricket kicked Kunpeng off the sofa, "It's so heavy that I have the nerve to sit on the sofa, and I'm not afraid of breaking the sofa."
"What did you call yourself just now, cousin?" Kunpeng squinted at the cricket, "You have to show some face, you have lived tens of thousands of years, and you are ashamed to be my cousin who is only four thousand years old. If you don't blush, I will listen It's embarrassing."
"The key is to look at the face." Chongdu lazily leaned on the sofa, "It doesn't matter if you are a handsome monster, but you can only know yourself when you are an ugly monster."
Kunpeng: "Who do you call ugly?"
Earthworm sneered: "Whoever pays attention to this sentence will be ugly."
Fu Li had long guessed that the relationship between the two might not be very good, because the biological father of the cricket was a dragon, and Kunpeng liked to eat dragons, so there would be some grievances between them.But he didn't expect that these two big demons who had lived for tens of thousands of years would quarrel... so much at the kindergarten level.
He sat cross-legged on the carpet, letting the two quarrel, opened a bag of melon seeds, and knocked them with relish.
"Sit or not, stand or not, why are the juniors so informal?" Chongdu, who was arguing with Kunpeng, suddenly turned his head to look at Fu Li, "The seniors are talking, and the juniors can eat like this next to me." something?"
He snatched the melon seeds from Fu Li's hand: "Caramel, melon seeds can taste like sugar?"
Fu Li: ...
what does this mean?
Kunpeng grabbed a handful of melon seeds with a smile, and said to the cricket: "You have to show some face, even the melon seeds of the younger generation are going to be snatched."
"Don't eat it if you have the ability." Chongzhu coldly snorted.
"I robbed you, not the younger generation." Kunpeng said confidently, "I'm a monster with a bottom line."
Seeing that the two were arguing again, Fu Li simply patted his butt and turned to look for Zhuang Qing.There is a generation gap of three years, and the generation gap between him and these two seniors is too great to understand their thoughts and brain circuits.
When I went downstairs, I ran into Sui Yu who was sneaking out, and he said with a smile, "Sui Yu, what are you doing?"
"Shh, don't let Lord Chongzhu hear you." Song Yu looked around in panic, "Master Chongdu is a famous auspicious beast in ancient times, and the natural enemy of our fierce beasts."
"It's not us, it's you." Fu Li immediately distanced himself from Suan Yu, "You haven't done any evil, are you afraid of this?"
"Then you don't know the power of Lord Chongdu." Suan Yu whispered, "Apart from the four great beasts, the sons of Shenlong are what our beasts fear most."
Why is Shenlong so capable of giving birth? Humans like to say that dragons have nine sons, each with its own advantages, but nine is an imaginary number, and Shenlong has more than nine children!
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