Don't Discriminate Against Species

Just when everyone thought the questioning was about to end, Zhuang Qing suddenly stared at Su Yu and said, "You're lying."

Sour and stiff, his eyes dodged a little: "I, I didn't lie."

"The words you said may be true, but you have concealed some facts." Zhuang Qing walked to Suan Yu's side, reached out and touched the table in front of him. The table was made of solid wood. Under the tapping of fingers, there was a dull sound.

Acid and stared at Zhuang Qing's slender fingers, and buried his head deeper.

"You have a murderous aura about you. Even if you didn't eat humans in the early years, you may have killed other monsters." Zhuang Qing walked around the acid, and the arms unconsciously tightened towards the ribs.

"However, this all happened thousands of years ago, and it's useless to pursue it any further." Zhuang Qing secretly heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the sourness, and changed the subject: "But a fierce beast enshrined by the human race and recorded in ancient human books, It is absolutely impossible to endure the noise of human beings underground for so long, what are you worried about?"

Only then did the people in the management office suddenly realize that they might be deceived by the sour and simple appearance. This is a famous beast, and it is used to being enshrined by humans. How could it tolerate humans being so arrogant?Unless he has scruples.

The current monsters...are they all this scary?Acid and was stared at by several pairs of eyes, shaking his head non-stop: "I can't say."

"Huh?" Zhuang Qing stretched out his hand, and the Excalibur was already in his hand.

"If you have something to say, you can't say it well. How can you do it if you disagree." Suan Yu already knew that he was not Zhuang Qing's opponent, "I can still think about it."

After 15 minutes, the sour Yu who said he wanted to "consider" honestly told the hidden truth.

"The way of heaven does not allow big monsters to live in the world." Suan Yu swallowed, "I once saw a fat body suddenly melted under the scorching sun, and a big monster suddenly began to suffer from an incurable disease of rot, and finally lived in pain. Death. What ferocious beasts and auspicious beasts, at some point, are all victims of the heavens."

"It's not that Feiyi will bring severe drought. How can such a big monster be afraid of the scorching sun?" Chu Yu felt chills all over his body, and suddenly remembered the demon whip that Fu Li lent to the management office. According to senior Fu Li, The demon whip was because two big demons were killed by lightning when they were fighting, so the demon whip came into his hands.

"I think of a creature." Xu Yuan's voice trembled, "Dinosaurs."

In the Jurassic era, dinosaurs dominated the entire earth just like humans do today.Up to now, except for a few fossils that can prove their existence, who has seen their real appearance?

The ancient monster races were like this, so what about their humans...

Will it follow the old path of dinosaurs and ancient monsters one day and disappear in the long river of history?

"What is a dinosaur?" Zhuang Qing looked at Zhuang Qing bitterly and puzzled, "Your relatives of the dragon clan?"

"Our boss doesn't have such old relatives." Chu Yu patted the notepad in his hand, "Tell us about the big monster in the past, did you have wings on your back, golden armor and fur, and eyes as big as the sun? , a monster with a nose like a divine ox, feet on red clouds, a body as big as a mountain, who can shake mountains and rivers with a single roar?"

"Taking these conditions apart, there are quite a lot of big monsters who meet the requirements. If these are all grown on one big monster..." Suan Yu thought about it carefully, "Then how ugly is he?"

Chu Yu rolled his eyes to the sky speechlessly, this soreness is really shameless, when he says others are ugly, he doesn't think about what he looks like.

Are these ancient monsters too confident in their appearance?

In Yuanyue Hotel, Fu Li changed into his overalls, and was stopped by a little girl at the front desk when he was going out.

"Fu Li, wait a minute, let's go together." The little girl put her bag on her shoulder and caught up with Fu Li's footsteps. Several staff members in the lobby showed ambiguous smiles on their faces.

Fu Li was puzzled: "I live in a different direction from you, how can we go the same way?"

The little girl blushed, and tightly pinched the bag strap with her fingers: "I heard from Zhang Shan that you know some supernatural things. I have been having nightmares recently, and I was crushed by ghosts. Can you take me home and help me?" Think of a solution?"

Fu Li carefully observed the little girl's face, and didn't find any bad luck on her, but now there are a few human boys who don't learn well, and don't do good things when they see beautiful girls. It's so late now, it's safe for him to give it away.

So he nodded and agreed: "Okay."

The little girl breathed a sigh of relief, showing a bright smile, and walked out of the hotel with Fu Li at a distance of two or three steps.

The moon was thin, and the night at the end of August was not too hot. The little girl secretly looked at the handsome boy walking beside her, and tried to find a topic: "Have you always lived in the country before?"

"Yeah." Fu Li nodded, "This is my first time entering the city."

"It doesn't matter if you come to the city for the first time, and you will get used to it gradually." The little girl's hand holding the shoulder strap loosened and tightened, "Has your family ever considered what kind of girlfriend they want you to find?"

Fu Li shook his head: "I have no family."

"Yes, I'm sorry." The little girl showed annoyance, "I shouldn't have told you these things."

"It doesn't matter." Fu Li thinks that human beings are very lovable. Although their bodies are very fragile, they have a magical brain and a lovely heart.

The little girl was silent for a moment, then took out a chocolate from the bag: "This is for you to eat."

Her cheeks were slightly flushed, and the advertisement said that this chocolate is the feeling of being in love.Fu Li, will he understand her mind?

"Thank you." Fu Li, who barely understood the advertising routine, unwrapped the package, ate the sweet and greasy candy, and turned to see the little girl still staring at him, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing." The little girl pinned the broken hair behind her ears, pursed her lips and smiled, "I want to ask, what kind of girl do you like?"

Fu Li felt that he liked most humans, but he didn't understand why this human girl asked such unnutritious questions.

Seeing that Fu Li didn't answer her own question, the little girl was a little disappointed.After walking for a while, she was almost downstairs at her house. She couldn't help but said, "If... If I were your girlfriend, do you think it's suitable?"

Unexpectedly, this human being would have sex with him, Fu Li shook his head and said, "We are not suitable."

"Why?" The tears in the little girl's eyes were about to fall, and she mustered up all her courage before she dared to say this sentence. The moment she was rejected, she felt that the whole world was about to collapse.

"It's just not suitable. I never thought about spending my whole life with anyone." The difference between life span and age is too big, and being together will not be happy.Just like humans appreciate a butterfly because it is beautiful, but it is impossible to fall in love with a butterfly.In his eyes, these lovely humans are beautiful butterflies, but they never have the idea of ​​making love.

"You are very good, you are cute and kind-hearted, but I don't want to have a relationship with others."

"Did I receive a good person card?" The little girl rubbed her eyes, forced back her tears, and scolded, "Unless it is frigid, no one will have sex with others for the rest of their lives. Even if you want to reject me, You also need to find a good reason."

Fu Li: ...

He's telling the truth.

"I have a registered permanent residence in Kyoto, and I am an only child. All the houses and cars at home are mine. You really don't think about it?" The little girl asked again, and she had already put her attitude to the lowest.

Fu Li still shook his head.

"Aren't you stupid?" The little girl laughed angrily, "If it was any other boy, he might have already agreed."

"Hmm..." Fu Li remembered what the heroine said in a TV series when she rejected other men, so she decided to learn and use it, "Because I'm a showman rather than a body."

The little girl was amused by Fu Li's words: "You are really shameless..." She hadn't finished her sentence when she heard someone calling her name behind her. She looked back and saw that she looked a little thin, A strange old man who walks unnaturally.

"Lu Yi."

The old man faltered, and his tone was full of longing and eagerness, as if the little girl was very important to him, but he couldn't catch up with her because of his bad legs.Seeing the little girl turn her head, the old man grinned and smiled.For some reason, the little girl felt that the old man's smile looked a little scary.And the way he walks is a bit like a baboon in a zoo.

An unspeakable fear seized her.

"Ignore him." Fu Li tugged at the strap of her satchel, "I'll take you back."

"Okay, okay." The little girl came back to her senses and quickened her pace to walk towards her own community. When she entered the gate of the community, she glanced behind her. The old man was still calling him, and the shadow was reflected on the road, as if A monster with teeth and claws.

"Fu Li, you also go to my house to rest for the night." She lowered her voice, "There is something wrong with that old man."

"It's okay, it's just an ordinary old man, you can go back." Fu Li smiled, "I'm strong and strong, so why would I be afraid of an old man who can't even walk steadily? But..."

He wiped the shoulder strap of the little girl's backpack, "If someone calls your name late at night or early in the morning, remember not to say yes casually."

"Okay." The little girl hesitated to speak, thinking that Fu Li didn't want to get too close to her, so she entered the community dejectedly.After walking a certain distance, she glanced outside the gate, and both Fu Li and the strange old man were gone.

Fu Li walked in front, and the staggering old man followed at a distance, as if his inflexible legs and feet did not affect his forward speed.After walking to no one's place, Fu Li stopped and turned to look at the old man who followed.

The old man approached little by little, his huge lips took up almost a third of his entire face, saliva hung from the corner of his mouth, exuding a faint stench.

Suddenly the old man opened his mouth wide and jumped up from the ground, attacking Fu Li's throat.Fu Li dodges and slaps back. The old man hits the wall and falls to the ground, turning into a black-haired monkey.The monkey got up and wanted to escape, but Fu Li stepped on its tail and picked it up.

"Mandrill?" Fu Li shook the ugly monkey in his hand, "You little monsters who live in the mountains, what are you doing out here?"

Click.

There was movement from the fence, Fu Li raised his head and saw a person lying on top of the wall, the two looked at each other, Fu Li raised the ugly monkey in his hand, "You want to catch this?"

Ning Xuan jumped off the fence, tied up the squeaky ugly monkey, and thanked Fu Li.

"You're welcome, have your admission results come out?" Fu Li couldn't stand the smell on the mandrill's fur, so he used a purification technique on himself, and even purified Ning Xuan's hands with great enthusiasm.

"I'm still approving the test papers. This year's recruitment focuses on the results of the military test. With your cultivation, as long as the score in the literary test is not too bad, you can be admitted." Ning Xuan stuffed the mandrill into a bag, "This mandrill escaped The speed is very fast, I have been chasing it since yesterday, but luckily he didn't have eyes today, so he just bumped into Senior."

As the shape of a sword, Ning Xuan has a natural admiration for the big monster with high force value.So he dragged Fu Li away to eat the skewers, took a photo with him, and said goodbye to Fu Li contentedly.

In this room, Ning Xuan and Fu Li were happily eating barbecue, but the staff in the management office responsible for reviewing the test papers were going crazy.Demon cultivators in the comprehension world don't pay much attention to cultural subjects. Most of the exam papers they answer are messy and full of typos.

Huang Can took a sip of strong tea and continued to read the next exam paper. The answers in it were even more ridiculous.

What should I do if I encounter evil spirits?

The correct answer should be to meditate and meditate, but this test paper says to wear Mishan jade.

What is Mishan jade?This candidate probably has the same problem as Ning Xuan, who likes to read all kinds of messy fantasy novels.

Also, what should I do when the poison in Yao Xiu's body cannot be discharged?

The correct answer is to invite someone with advanced cultivation to clear the meridians and use aura to expel toxins, but this answer is... to eat ear rats or sour grass.

So this examinee is here to amuse them, not to take the exam, right?

On this paper, apart from the unreasonable problems in dealing with some emergencies in the human world, as long as it is related to the cultivation world, it is ridiculous and has no common sense.After reading the test paper, his spirit improved.

"Old Huang, what are you laughing at?" Seeing Huang Can's non-stop laughing, the colleague next to him said, "Could it be that you met a genius who is rare in a thousand years?"

"There are no geniuses, but there is one for novel lovers." Huang Can handed him the test paper, "Nowadays, the little demon really doesn't like to make progress, the answers to the questions are messy, and the imagination is quite rich."

After reading it, my colleague also laughed, and then said with emotion: "When we were cultivating in human form, whoever was hiding in Tibet was afraid of being caught by monks and Taoists and died. It's not like these demon cultivators now, what should they do?" Internet celebrities, if it wasn’t for our management office’s regulations, there might still be people who would become sports stars to make money.”

The Buddhist monks and Taoists in the room all looked sideways.

"I mean the past, the past! This is an issue left over from history, and it has nothing to do with the big guys. Don't get me wrong." The colleague quickly waved his hand to show his innocence.

The Buddha and Daoxiu continued to lower their heads to mark the examination papers, but their ears stood up.

"Little demons are lucky now. As long as they have spiritual wisdom, there will be a demon alliance to protect them. If they can cultivate human form and have never done evil, they can get good demon certificates and human identity cards. As long as they don't break the law You can live a carefree life." The colleague shook his head and handed back the test paper to Huang Can, "It's only been a while, I even forgot the ability to survive."

"Isn't this the meaning of the existence of the Management Office and the Demon League?" Huang Can thought about it, "It's not easy to have a peaceful life in the cultivation world. Everything is fate, and you can't be envious." After saying this, he here Several big crosses were drawn on the test paper, and 28 was written in the total score column.

He originally wanted to give some paper points to help the candidate make up a whole number, but the word was too ugly, and he couldn't give these two points against his conscience.

Two days later, the admission list was handed over to Zhuang Qing. After looking at it, Zhuang Qing asked, "Why is there no Fu Li?"

Fu Li is No.1 in this martial arts test, how come he didn't even make it to the top ten?

"Maybe... it's because of the poor performance in the essay test?" Xu Yuan didn't expect that Fu Li was not shortlisted, which was really too funny.

Two hours later, Zhuang Qing found Fu Li's paper in a pile of sealed papers. After seeing the total score on the paper, Zhuang Qing fell silent.

With such ugly handwriting that people can't bear to look at it directly, with this kind of test results, how can Fu Li get the confidence to take the college entrance examination and civil service examination?

By illegal means of obfuscation?

At this moment, Zhuang Qing finally believed that Fu Li was really just a country demon who had never seen the world.

After living such a long time, he can't even write well. Do you want to lose face for the demon cultivator?

The author has something to say: Wronged Fu Li: Before I went to bed, human characters looked different from what they are now.