Don't Discriminate Against Species
Chapter 114 Years
Winter fog, like wisps of drizzle, is cold and lingering.Take a deep breath, the coolness is enough to invade the bottom of my heart.
After blurting out the words, Zhuang Qing regretted a little. For any monster, bluntly saying that his race cannot reproduce normally is a way to anger the other party.
Fu Li opened his mouth and looked at Zhuang Qing, as if he didn't expect that Zhuang Qing would consider this matter.He blinked blankly, touched his chest, and tried to press down the rabbit that kept jumping around: "But, I didn't intend to have a little growl with the banshee."
Thinking about how much energy the elders on Wuying Mountain spent raising him, Fu Li felt that raising a cub was a terrible thing, especially for someone like him.
"Since you don't plan to have a little growl with a female demon, you can consider being with a male demon. It is best to be able to cook, fight, have a car, a house, and a status in the human world, and don't like to be with other demons or people. I don't know, I don't know how to plot against your male demon." Zhuang Qing said with a serious face, "You have to be good-looking."
Fu Li stared and said nothing, but the rabbit on the left chest was still not pressed down by him, but jumped even more violently.
"For example..." Zhuang Qing stared at Fu Li with starry eyes, with a more serious expression on his face than usual, "I."
"Ah?!" Fu Li felt that he might be Tiandao's own son, just as he had some ulterior motives for Zhuang Qing, Zhuang Qing confessed on his own initiative, without embarrassing him at all.
Seeing Fu Li's stupefied look, Zhuang Qing pursed the corners of her lips: "I've thought about it carefully, there is no one who is suitable for you in the demon world except me."
Fu Li thought silently, he never knew that Zhuang Qing also had the problem of narcissism.
"It doesn't matter if you don't want to be with me now, I'll ask you again in a while." Zhuang Qing is not used to saying such thick-skinned words, his cheeks and ear tips are a little red, but even so, he still said up.It seems that after saying this, he has a reason to continue to be with Fu Li and appear in his future life, "until you agree."
In Fu Li's memory, Zhuang Qing was a taciturn and proud young dragon, unlike other colleagues who had some small hobbies.He is the benchmark of the management office, calm, rational, and brave, with almost no emotional weaknesses.
"Okay." Fu Li squinted and smiled, and nodded.
Zhuang Qing was stunned, not sure for a moment whether Fu Li meant that he could continue to ask him in the future, or... or stay with him.
Seeing Zhuang Qing standing there dumbfounded, Fu Li stretched out his hand and poked his forehead: "Didn't you agree to make Chinese zodiac steamed buns today?"
"Hmm..." Zhuang Qing slowly came back to his senses, and found that he had been dragged by Fu Li to the door of the dining room. His pretty shirt sleeves were crumpled by being caught, and he didn't have the style of a high-end product.
"Fu Li, are you..." Zhuang Qing wanted to ask Fu Li if you agree to the two being together, but when he saw Feng Ruizhong and Kang Gu sitting on the threshold of the dining room, he swallowed the words .
If the two elders knew that he had such thoughts for Fu Li, they might drive him out of Fei Palace on the spot and never let him get closer to Fei Palace.
He endured the emotions surging in his heart and made breakfast.The four demons sat together, except for Zhuang Qing who was still not very talkative, Fu Li, Feng Ruizhong, and Kang Gu had been discussing with great interest what to eat at noon and what to eat at night.
"Whatever Xiao Li wants to eat, I'll make it for you." Kang Gu has mysterious confidence in his cooking skills.
"My lord, how can I let you do such a trivial matter? Zhuang Qing is also good at cooking, and he is a junior, so it is perfect for him to do it." Hearing that Kang Gu said that he was going to cook, Fu Li was so frightened that he quickly pulled Zhuang Qing. hand, winked at him and said, "Really, Zhuang Xiaolong?"
Seeing Fu Li's appearance, he remembered that he said that he was most afraid of eating the food cooked by King Gang Lie.Suppressing the emotions in her heart, Zhuang Qing nodded and said: "Fu Li is right, I will do these things. Senior Kang and Fu Li haven't seen each other for many years, let's chat more together. Fu Li often mentions you to me, I have missed you all these years. Now that we are finally reunited, how can we waste time on such trivial things."
It's rare for Zhuang Qing to say so much, and she just opened her mouth to respond to Fu Li's words, making Feng Ruizhong and Kang Gu a little embarrassed, what does it look like for her own child to bully the people around her like this?
"Xiao Zhuang, Fu Li has been spoiled by us since he was a child, you just follow him in everything." Feng Rui saw Fu Li smiling so much that he couldn't even see his eyes, "The more you get used to it, the more problems you will have."
"No, Fu Li is very good." Zhuang Qing said, "In the department, he helped me a lot, and he has a good personality. All the cultivators in the department like him very much."
Feng Rui shook his head again, this is really outstanding in the eyes of lovers, the elders of Fu Li still know the shortcomings and advantages of Fu Li.From the meal just now, he noticed that Zhuang Qing secretly looked at Fu Li from time to time, but Fu Li ate and ate heartlessly, smiling like a fool.
If it wasn't for his own cub, he would have brought it out and beaten him.However, his son was in pain, so he could only turn a blind eye.
After dinner, Kang Gu insisted on staying in the kitchen to help, so Fu Li had no choice but to stay behind, kneading dough with Feng Ruizhong to play.
"There is no phoenix in the twelve zodiac signs." Fu Li glanced at Feng Ruizhong's sneaky pinch of the phoenix, "Only the chicken."
"A chicken is as good as a phoenix?" Feng Rui raised his phoenix eyes, pinching small noodles and sticking them to his tail, trying to make the "phoenix" in his hand more realistic, even though in Fu Li's eyes, that one A fat goose with a scallion tail.
Not to be outdone, Fu Li started to make the dragon he hated before, but in order to show that he only wanted to see golden dragons and other dragons were still scumbags, he specially chose cornmeal to make the dragon body.
Zhuang Qing's transformation was successful, and she was promoted to the real body of the Water Emperor with the body of a half-dragon, and Fu Li had seen it before.In order to show the might and majesty of the golden dragon, he directly took half of the cornmeal.
The dragon's horns must be handsome, the dragon's whiskers must be elegant and numerous, and the bull's nose must not be too realistic. The focus is on the dragon's sinuous and mysterious body and its beautiful golden scales.
"Hey, Xiaoli's eel is well done." Kang Gu, who came to fetch the steamer, glanced at it, and praised it unconscionably, "It's lifelike, lively and interesting."
Fu Li threw down the knife carved with dragon scales: "But what I made is a dragon."
"Then..." Kang Gu was stunned for two seconds, "That's also very expressive."
Apart from expressiveness, he has no words to boast about.
The dragon and phoenix reworked by Fu Li and Feng Rui occupied half of the steamer, and the other zodiac signs were aggrieved and huddled in the corner of the other half, without any sense of existence.
Kang Gu hugged the steamer to the pot, and said to Zhuang Qing, "Is there anything else that needs to be prepared?"
"There's nothing to prepare." Zhuang Qing lifted the lid of the steamer and took a look, then picked up the rabbit that was huddled in the corner, put it next to the golden faucet, and closed the lid of the steamer expressionlessly.
Kang Gu: ...
Today's young demon is really more and more incomprehensible.
The next step is to wash vegetables and cut meat. The four demons are obviously powerful and powerful, but they do their work step by step like humans, and they do it with great interest.
"I told you to learn the sword from Zhuyue, but you just want to drag me to play with you. Look at the shredded potatoes you cut. Where is this shredded? It's obviously strips."
"It's a big deal and let Zhuang Xiaolong fry me potato chips later. The potato chips he fried are delicious. Besides, when I played with you, you didn't persuade me to go back and practice swords."
"You are still stubborn with me, believe it or not, I will slap you?"
"Domestic violence against children is wrong."
"Children who lived more than 4000 years?"
Listening to the bickering in the corner, Zhuang Qing turned her head again and again, not even caring about the soup that was simmering in the pot.At the moment, his mind is full of how to get Fu Li to agree to be with him.And what does Fu Li's "good" mean.
"Don't worry about the two of them, they just met two days ago, so they can't quarrel because of novelty." Kang Gu patted Zhuang Qing on the shoulder, "When I was on Wuying Mountain, Lao Feng liked to stay in Fu On the sycamore tree at the entrance of the cave, Fu Li thought he was a little sparrow who couldn't change form, and regarded him as a friend of the same age. When they got together, they either played or quarreled, half of Xiao Li was spoiled by Lao Feng. "
More than 5000 years ago, Lao Feng fought fiercely with several fierce beasts, which greatly damaged his cultivation base. He has been recovering his vitality as a child. The seal, naturally changed back to its childhood appearance.
Fu Li has never seen Lao Feng transformed into a form, so when he met for the first time a few days ago, Lao Feng found out that the little demon who came to the door turned out to be Xiao Li, so he pretended to be a senior with the cheek, and called him uncle in order to scare Xiao Li, which was also regarded as an uncle. Get what you want.
Listening to Kang Gu talking about the past on Wuying Mountain, the corners of Zhuang Qing's lips turned up: "Fu Li and Senior Feng have a very good relationship."
"Yes." Kang Gu sighed, seeing that Feng Ruizhong and Fu Li were still arguing, he whispered to him, "The day I found him, he told me that if he hadn't called him uncle because of Fu Li, Let him take a breath, he may not last until the day when the fire is extinguished."
Zhuang Qing turned her head, looked at the two demons who had made a mess of the dishes, and smiled slightly: "That's pretty good."
"Yeah, that's pretty good." Kang Gu nodded.
After the noodles were steamed, Kang Gu lifted the lid of the steamer, and Fu Li and Feng Ruizhong moved over.The already ugly dragon and phoenix, after steaming, the whole body swelled up, and it turned out to be even uglier.
On the contrary, the rabbit that Zhuang Qing pinched before was squatting on the dragon's head with a high air, and it was the scene of the rabbit pretending to be the dragon's prestige.
"It's done." Kang Gu ordered some steamed buns, picked up the steamer and put it aside, "Eat it." These two are in the kitchen, they can't help at all, they are messing around from beginning to end .
Fu Li reached out to take the dragon and the rabbit away, and said to Feng Rui, "This is for me and Zhuang Xiaolong." After speaking, he took the little fat pig away, "This is for the king."
Feng Ruizhong ignored him, grabbed the steaming steamed phoenix bun, and took a bite. The ugly phoenix lost half of its wings.
"Zhuang Xiaolong, come here, this is for you." Fu Li broke off two dragon horns and handed them to Zhuang Qing's mouth, "If you eat dragon horns and long dragon horns, you will become the most beautiful dragon in the dragon world."
There are only more than 50 dragons in the Dragon Clan now. Is it difficult to be the first beautiful dragon?
Zhuang Qing looked at the steamed bun dragon horn in Fu Li's hand, lowered his head to eat the dragon horn, and accidentally touched Fu Li's finger.Fu Li secretly glanced at the corner of Zhuang Qing's ruddy mouth and said nothing, while Zhuang Qing stared at Fu Li's fingertips and remained silent.
"Xiao Zhuang, the oil is getting old soon." Kang Gu reminded in a low voice.
Zhuang Qing came back to her senses, and said to Fu Li: "You go out to play first, the oil will stain your clothes when it splashes."
Fu Li nodded, and whispered to him: "Then I'll go outside to play with my phone for a while, and I'll save the bunny buns for you."
Zhuang Qing laughed lightly: "Okay."
Holding the hornless dragon buns, he walked to the door of the dining room and sat down. While eating the buns, Fu Li took out his phone and clicked on the forum page.
Under his post, there are all messages from netizens asking him to be with Zhuang Qing. The number of replies has exceeded [-]. Even the forum administrator came out and posted an emoji of eternal knot.
After saving some of the videos, animations, and static images in the phone, Fu Li dragged it to the end, and replied to this post while many netizens were eagerly looking forward to it.
Mighty and majestic rabbit: Thank you for your concern, we are together.
After replying this sentence, he put his mobile phone in his pocket and decided to eat up the dragon, not even the tail left.
Yun Duoduo: Wocao, is the landlord really an assistant? !
Crabs are not good: the time to witness history has arrived.
Baibai Yue: Has no one ever suspected that this host is pretending to be an assistant, deliberately deceiving everyone's reply?
The remarks of this netizen named Yue Baibai have won the support of many netizens.Because they thought it was such a coincidence that the post next door became popular, and there were many similar small details in this post.Successful people like Little Assistant and Mr. Zhuang, who don’t have anyone around them, how could they post on the Internet?
But more netizens didn't care whether the post was true or not. They were moved by the sweet love they imagined, and they publicized the post on various platforms, attracting countless netizens to watch, and almost paralyzed the server of this forum.
"I'm such a fairy, these two really make a couple?" Zhu Xi spent a whole day scrolling through posts without even sleeping, and saw the host reply "We are together", and almost threw away the phone go out.
Many netizens took this incident as entertainment, and when he knew it was not a joke, nine out of ten people who posted it were really Fu Li.
Thinking of Zhuang Qing's ruthlessness in killing those monsters, Zhu Xi couldn't help shaking his shoulders, really worried that one day Zhuang Qing would be in a bad mood and swallow Fu Li's rabbit with his mouth open.
Rubbing Interfering's eyes, he got up from the bed and walked to the window, opened the window, snowflakes rushed into the room with cold air, and he quickly closed the window.
Zhuang Qing and Fu Li fell in love, and the gifts they gave out were big villas and gems, and he still lived in a dilapidated second-hand house of less than [-] square meters. He, the national treasure of the bird world, is not as good as a rabbit. Those who hear it are sad and those who see it weep.
In a daze, a red shadow passed by his window, still carrying a strong demonic aura.
"What's that?" The demonic aura was so strong that Zhu Xi unconsciously held his breath.He felt a little uneasy. According to the regulations of the management office, demon cultivators are not allowed to show too strong demonic aura in the human world. If they are discovered by the management office, they will be fined.
He secretly opened the window a slit, and apart from the remaining demonic energy in the air, there was no sign of any demon cultivators passing by.
"Anyway, it's a matter of the management office. Why should I worry about it?" Zhu Xi walked back to the bed and picked up his mobile phone to play games, but after playing for a while, he had already lost three games in a row.
"Forget it, let's report it to the management office." Zhu Xi exited the game interface and pulled out the hotline of the management office.
No matter when, the management office has demon cultivators on duty. After receiving a call from Zhu Xi, an enthusiastic demon, they immediately reported the news to the upper echelons of the demon team, and sent the news on the demon world platform.
The management office often sends out various warning messages, but each time it is either dealt with in a timely manner by the management office, or the information is reported incorrectly, so the cultivators who received the news still happily ate a sumptuous New Year meal, and did not let this matter go. on heart.
The staff sent out checked around, and even retrieved the nearby surveillance video, but they did not find any suspicious monsters in the mouth of the crested ibis, nor did they detect excessive monster energy, so the management office included this matter in the report There is an error in the worksheet.
Crested Ibis saw people from the management office coming over, but didn't detect anything, so he thought he was wrong.But when it was getting dark, he found the screams of humans and the cries of children coming from outside.
The place where he lives is an old community. Although the house is not very good, there are many people living in it.He hurriedly opened the window and saw a ferocious monster that looked like a lion but was not a lion and rushed towards the two children.In desperation, he jumped out of the window and shouted: "Monster, let go of those two children."
The monster stopped moving, turned to look at the crested ibis, and roared, revealing its white teeth and bright red gums.The two children had already been frightened and foolish, and they dared not cry and would not run away.
Zhu Xi noticed that there were several adults lying beside the two children. These adults were lying unconscious on the snow with pale faces.
The monster has fur like a lion, and there is a single horn on its head that exudes evil spirits. The blood in its body is so thick that it almost turns into substance.
Seeing the monster's appearance clearly, Zhu Xi felt a little regretful that he rushed out of his brain.
"Zodiac……"
The Nian Beast was born 2000 years ago, but due to its vicious reputation, even if it has not reappeared in the past few hundred years, it is still a very terrifying existence for ordinary demon cultivators.
It is said that Nian Beast has a strange and picky taste. If it wants to eat a man this year, it will definitely not eat a woman.If you want to eat a young child next year, you will definitely not eat an adult.
Crested Ibis has only been cultivated for a few hundred years, and he could barely stand in front of Nian Beast. He forced a smile: "Master Nian Beast, you haven't come to the world for hundreds of years, what happened this year..."
"Get out!" Nian Beast didn't even look at the crested ibis, and whipped the crested ibis away with one tail.
"My god, you are a fairy." Crested ibis lay on the snow, spit out a big mouthful of blood, waved its sleeves, and three feathers turned into a silk, rolled up two startled children, and hid behind him. It also allowed the two children to avoid the bloody mouth of the Nian Beast.
"You bastards from the management office said that the report was wrong, and I'm going to explain it here." Zhu Xi called the management office, "You melon skins, the Nian beast has come out!"
Before he could hang up the phone, Nian Beast's huge hoof stepped on his back.
"A bird demon, dare to hinder me from eating?"
"My sister's me, dead melon skin, I am a national treasure, a national treasure!" Crested Ibis was trampled until he vomited blood, and he still did not forget to promote his status as a national treasure.
It's a pity that Nian Beast doesn't know what a national treasure is. In his eyes, the roaring little demon is just a harmless bird. He can bite off the neck of this bird with one bite.
However, just as he was about to bite off the neck of the crested ibis, a red whip hit his back, and he let go of the crested ibis with a howl of pain.
The crested ibis looked up to see the person coming, turned into a bird without hesitation, waved its bloody wings, and hid on the branch behind.
"Which ignorant junior dares to do something to me?" Nian Beast was furious, and looked back at Lai Yao, "Dragon?"
Zhuang Qing took off the apron on his body, wiped his hands with the apron: "Nian Beast?"
"This is the Nian beast?" Fu Li frowned in disgust, "It's really ugly, like a lion that has shed its hair." He shook the whip in his hand, "We have to hurry back, and we have to watch the Spring Festival Gala later Woolen cloth."
The crested ibis standing on the branch and licking its fur, looked at the pair of dogs and men below with hatred, and dared not speak out.
"Don't do anything, you still have to cook when you go back, don't get your hands dirty." Fu Li pulled out his whip and hit Nian Beast, "The city has not been able to set off firecrackers these past few years, so it ran out to make trouble again?!"
The author has something to say: Shocked, the Nian beast is a disaster for the world, because firecrackers are not allowed in the world.
After blurting out the words, Zhuang Qing regretted a little. For any monster, bluntly saying that his race cannot reproduce normally is a way to anger the other party.
Fu Li opened his mouth and looked at Zhuang Qing, as if he didn't expect that Zhuang Qing would consider this matter.He blinked blankly, touched his chest, and tried to press down the rabbit that kept jumping around: "But, I didn't intend to have a little growl with the banshee."
Thinking about how much energy the elders on Wuying Mountain spent raising him, Fu Li felt that raising a cub was a terrible thing, especially for someone like him.
"Since you don't plan to have a little growl with a female demon, you can consider being with a male demon. It is best to be able to cook, fight, have a car, a house, and a status in the human world, and don't like to be with other demons or people. I don't know, I don't know how to plot against your male demon." Zhuang Qing said with a serious face, "You have to be good-looking."
Fu Li stared and said nothing, but the rabbit on the left chest was still not pressed down by him, but jumped even more violently.
"For example..." Zhuang Qing stared at Fu Li with starry eyes, with a more serious expression on his face than usual, "I."
"Ah?!" Fu Li felt that he might be Tiandao's own son, just as he had some ulterior motives for Zhuang Qing, Zhuang Qing confessed on his own initiative, without embarrassing him at all.
Seeing Fu Li's stupefied look, Zhuang Qing pursed the corners of her lips: "I've thought about it carefully, there is no one who is suitable for you in the demon world except me."
Fu Li thought silently, he never knew that Zhuang Qing also had the problem of narcissism.
"It doesn't matter if you don't want to be with me now, I'll ask you again in a while." Zhuang Qing is not used to saying such thick-skinned words, his cheeks and ear tips are a little red, but even so, he still said up.It seems that after saying this, he has a reason to continue to be with Fu Li and appear in his future life, "until you agree."
In Fu Li's memory, Zhuang Qing was a taciturn and proud young dragon, unlike other colleagues who had some small hobbies.He is the benchmark of the management office, calm, rational, and brave, with almost no emotional weaknesses.
"Okay." Fu Li squinted and smiled, and nodded.
Zhuang Qing was stunned, not sure for a moment whether Fu Li meant that he could continue to ask him in the future, or... or stay with him.
Seeing Zhuang Qing standing there dumbfounded, Fu Li stretched out his hand and poked his forehead: "Didn't you agree to make Chinese zodiac steamed buns today?"
"Hmm..." Zhuang Qing slowly came back to his senses, and found that he had been dragged by Fu Li to the door of the dining room. His pretty shirt sleeves were crumpled by being caught, and he didn't have the style of a high-end product.
"Fu Li, are you..." Zhuang Qing wanted to ask Fu Li if you agree to the two being together, but when he saw Feng Ruizhong and Kang Gu sitting on the threshold of the dining room, he swallowed the words .
If the two elders knew that he had such thoughts for Fu Li, they might drive him out of Fei Palace on the spot and never let him get closer to Fei Palace.
He endured the emotions surging in his heart and made breakfast.The four demons sat together, except for Zhuang Qing who was still not very talkative, Fu Li, Feng Ruizhong, and Kang Gu had been discussing with great interest what to eat at noon and what to eat at night.
"Whatever Xiao Li wants to eat, I'll make it for you." Kang Gu has mysterious confidence in his cooking skills.
"My lord, how can I let you do such a trivial matter? Zhuang Qing is also good at cooking, and he is a junior, so it is perfect for him to do it." Hearing that Kang Gu said that he was going to cook, Fu Li was so frightened that he quickly pulled Zhuang Qing. hand, winked at him and said, "Really, Zhuang Xiaolong?"
Seeing Fu Li's appearance, he remembered that he said that he was most afraid of eating the food cooked by King Gang Lie.Suppressing the emotions in her heart, Zhuang Qing nodded and said: "Fu Li is right, I will do these things. Senior Kang and Fu Li haven't seen each other for many years, let's chat more together. Fu Li often mentions you to me, I have missed you all these years. Now that we are finally reunited, how can we waste time on such trivial things."
It's rare for Zhuang Qing to say so much, and she just opened her mouth to respond to Fu Li's words, making Feng Ruizhong and Kang Gu a little embarrassed, what does it look like for her own child to bully the people around her like this?
"Xiao Zhuang, Fu Li has been spoiled by us since he was a child, you just follow him in everything." Feng Rui saw Fu Li smiling so much that he couldn't even see his eyes, "The more you get used to it, the more problems you will have."
"No, Fu Li is very good." Zhuang Qing said, "In the department, he helped me a lot, and he has a good personality. All the cultivators in the department like him very much."
Feng Rui shook his head again, this is really outstanding in the eyes of lovers, the elders of Fu Li still know the shortcomings and advantages of Fu Li.From the meal just now, he noticed that Zhuang Qing secretly looked at Fu Li from time to time, but Fu Li ate and ate heartlessly, smiling like a fool.
If it wasn't for his own cub, he would have brought it out and beaten him.However, his son was in pain, so he could only turn a blind eye.
After dinner, Kang Gu insisted on staying in the kitchen to help, so Fu Li had no choice but to stay behind, kneading dough with Feng Ruizhong to play.
"There is no phoenix in the twelve zodiac signs." Fu Li glanced at Feng Ruizhong's sneaky pinch of the phoenix, "Only the chicken."
"A chicken is as good as a phoenix?" Feng Rui raised his phoenix eyes, pinching small noodles and sticking them to his tail, trying to make the "phoenix" in his hand more realistic, even though in Fu Li's eyes, that one A fat goose with a scallion tail.
Not to be outdone, Fu Li started to make the dragon he hated before, but in order to show that he only wanted to see golden dragons and other dragons were still scumbags, he specially chose cornmeal to make the dragon body.
Zhuang Qing's transformation was successful, and she was promoted to the real body of the Water Emperor with the body of a half-dragon, and Fu Li had seen it before.In order to show the might and majesty of the golden dragon, he directly took half of the cornmeal.
The dragon's horns must be handsome, the dragon's whiskers must be elegant and numerous, and the bull's nose must not be too realistic. The focus is on the dragon's sinuous and mysterious body and its beautiful golden scales.
"Hey, Xiaoli's eel is well done." Kang Gu, who came to fetch the steamer, glanced at it, and praised it unconscionably, "It's lifelike, lively and interesting."
Fu Li threw down the knife carved with dragon scales: "But what I made is a dragon."
"Then..." Kang Gu was stunned for two seconds, "That's also very expressive."
Apart from expressiveness, he has no words to boast about.
The dragon and phoenix reworked by Fu Li and Feng Rui occupied half of the steamer, and the other zodiac signs were aggrieved and huddled in the corner of the other half, without any sense of existence.
Kang Gu hugged the steamer to the pot, and said to Zhuang Qing, "Is there anything else that needs to be prepared?"
"There's nothing to prepare." Zhuang Qing lifted the lid of the steamer and took a look, then picked up the rabbit that was huddled in the corner, put it next to the golden faucet, and closed the lid of the steamer expressionlessly.
Kang Gu: ...
Today's young demon is really more and more incomprehensible.
The next step is to wash vegetables and cut meat. The four demons are obviously powerful and powerful, but they do their work step by step like humans, and they do it with great interest.
"I told you to learn the sword from Zhuyue, but you just want to drag me to play with you. Look at the shredded potatoes you cut. Where is this shredded? It's obviously strips."
"It's a big deal and let Zhuang Xiaolong fry me potato chips later. The potato chips he fried are delicious. Besides, when I played with you, you didn't persuade me to go back and practice swords."
"You are still stubborn with me, believe it or not, I will slap you?"
"Domestic violence against children is wrong."
"Children who lived more than 4000 years?"
Listening to the bickering in the corner, Zhuang Qing turned her head again and again, not even caring about the soup that was simmering in the pot.At the moment, his mind is full of how to get Fu Li to agree to be with him.And what does Fu Li's "good" mean.
"Don't worry about the two of them, they just met two days ago, so they can't quarrel because of novelty." Kang Gu patted Zhuang Qing on the shoulder, "When I was on Wuying Mountain, Lao Feng liked to stay in Fu On the sycamore tree at the entrance of the cave, Fu Li thought he was a little sparrow who couldn't change form, and regarded him as a friend of the same age. When they got together, they either played or quarreled, half of Xiao Li was spoiled by Lao Feng. "
More than 5000 years ago, Lao Feng fought fiercely with several fierce beasts, which greatly damaged his cultivation base. He has been recovering his vitality as a child. The seal, naturally changed back to its childhood appearance.
Fu Li has never seen Lao Feng transformed into a form, so when he met for the first time a few days ago, Lao Feng found out that the little demon who came to the door turned out to be Xiao Li, so he pretended to be a senior with the cheek, and called him uncle in order to scare Xiao Li, which was also regarded as an uncle. Get what you want.
Listening to Kang Gu talking about the past on Wuying Mountain, the corners of Zhuang Qing's lips turned up: "Fu Li and Senior Feng have a very good relationship."
"Yes." Kang Gu sighed, seeing that Feng Ruizhong and Fu Li were still arguing, he whispered to him, "The day I found him, he told me that if he hadn't called him uncle because of Fu Li, Let him take a breath, he may not last until the day when the fire is extinguished."
Zhuang Qing turned her head, looked at the two demons who had made a mess of the dishes, and smiled slightly: "That's pretty good."
"Yeah, that's pretty good." Kang Gu nodded.
After the noodles were steamed, Kang Gu lifted the lid of the steamer, and Fu Li and Feng Ruizhong moved over.The already ugly dragon and phoenix, after steaming, the whole body swelled up, and it turned out to be even uglier.
On the contrary, the rabbit that Zhuang Qing pinched before was squatting on the dragon's head with a high air, and it was the scene of the rabbit pretending to be the dragon's prestige.
"It's done." Kang Gu ordered some steamed buns, picked up the steamer and put it aside, "Eat it." These two are in the kitchen, they can't help at all, they are messing around from beginning to end .
Fu Li reached out to take the dragon and the rabbit away, and said to Feng Rui, "This is for me and Zhuang Xiaolong." After speaking, he took the little fat pig away, "This is for the king."
Feng Ruizhong ignored him, grabbed the steaming steamed phoenix bun, and took a bite. The ugly phoenix lost half of its wings.
"Zhuang Xiaolong, come here, this is for you." Fu Li broke off two dragon horns and handed them to Zhuang Qing's mouth, "If you eat dragon horns and long dragon horns, you will become the most beautiful dragon in the dragon world."
There are only more than 50 dragons in the Dragon Clan now. Is it difficult to be the first beautiful dragon?
Zhuang Qing looked at the steamed bun dragon horn in Fu Li's hand, lowered his head to eat the dragon horn, and accidentally touched Fu Li's finger.Fu Li secretly glanced at the corner of Zhuang Qing's ruddy mouth and said nothing, while Zhuang Qing stared at Fu Li's fingertips and remained silent.
"Xiao Zhuang, the oil is getting old soon." Kang Gu reminded in a low voice.
Zhuang Qing came back to her senses, and said to Fu Li: "You go out to play first, the oil will stain your clothes when it splashes."
Fu Li nodded, and whispered to him: "Then I'll go outside to play with my phone for a while, and I'll save the bunny buns for you."
Zhuang Qing laughed lightly: "Okay."
Holding the hornless dragon buns, he walked to the door of the dining room and sat down. While eating the buns, Fu Li took out his phone and clicked on the forum page.
Under his post, there are all messages from netizens asking him to be with Zhuang Qing. The number of replies has exceeded [-]. Even the forum administrator came out and posted an emoji of eternal knot.
After saving some of the videos, animations, and static images in the phone, Fu Li dragged it to the end, and replied to this post while many netizens were eagerly looking forward to it.
Mighty and majestic rabbit: Thank you for your concern, we are together.
After replying this sentence, he put his mobile phone in his pocket and decided to eat up the dragon, not even the tail left.
Yun Duoduo: Wocao, is the landlord really an assistant? !
Crabs are not good: the time to witness history has arrived.
Baibai Yue: Has no one ever suspected that this host is pretending to be an assistant, deliberately deceiving everyone's reply?
The remarks of this netizen named Yue Baibai have won the support of many netizens.Because they thought it was such a coincidence that the post next door became popular, and there were many similar small details in this post.Successful people like Little Assistant and Mr. Zhuang, who don’t have anyone around them, how could they post on the Internet?
But more netizens didn't care whether the post was true or not. They were moved by the sweet love they imagined, and they publicized the post on various platforms, attracting countless netizens to watch, and almost paralyzed the server of this forum.
"I'm such a fairy, these two really make a couple?" Zhu Xi spent a whole day scrolling through posts without even sleeping, and saw the host reply "We are together", and almost threw away the phone go out.
Many netizens took this incident as entertainment, and when he knew it was not a joke, nine out of ten people who posted it were really Fu Li.
Thinking of Zhuang Qing's ruthlessness in killing those monsters, Zhu Xi couldn't help shaking his shoulders, really worried that one day Zhuang Qing would be in a bad mood and swallow Fu Li's rabbit with his mouth open.
Rubbing Interfering's eyes, he got up from the bed and walked to the window, opened the window, snowflakes rushed into the room with cold air, and he quickly closed the window.
Zhuang Qing and Fu Li fell in love, and the gifts they gave out were big villas and gems, and he still lived in a dilapidated second-hand house of less than [-] square meters. He, the national treasure of the bird world, is not as good as a rabbit. Those who hear it are sad and those who see it weep.
In a daze, a red shadow passed by his window, still carrying a strong demonic aura.
"What's that?" The demonic aura was so strong that Zhu Xi unconsciously held his breath.He felt a little uneasy. According to the regulations of the management office, demon cultivators are not allowed to show too strong demonic aura in the human world. If they are discovered by the management office, they will be fined.
He secretly opened the window a slit, and apart from the remaining demonic energy in the air, there was no sign of any demon cultivators passing by.
"Anyway, it's a matter of the management office. Why should I worry about it?" Zhu Xi walked back to the bed and picked up his mobile phone to play games, but after playing for a while, he had already lost three games in a row.
"Forget it, let's report it to the management office." Zhu Xi exited the game interface and pulled out the hotline of the management office.
No matter when, the management office has demon cultivators on duty. After receiving a call from Zhu Xi, an enthusiastic demon, they immediately reported the news to the upper echelons of the demon team, and sent the news on the demon world platform.
The management office often sends out various warning messages, but each time it is either dealt with in a timely manner by the management office, or the information is reported incorrectly, so the cultivators who received the news still happily ate a sumptuous New Year meal, and did not let this matter go. on heart.
The staff sent out checked around, and even retrieved the nearby surveillance video, but they did not find any suspicious monsters in the mouth of the crested ibis, nor did they detect excessive monster energy, so the management office included this matter in the report There is an error in the worksheet.
Crested Ibis saw people from the management office coming over, but didn't detect anything, so he thought he was wrong.But when it was getting dark, he found the screams of humans and the cries of children coming from outside.
The place where he lives is an old community. Although the house is not very good, there are many people living in it.He hurriedly opened the window and saw a ferocious monster that looked like a lion but was not a lion and rushed towards the two children.In desperation, he jumped out of the window and shouted: "Monster, let go of those two children."
The monster stopped moving, turned to look at the crested ibis, and roared, revealing its white teeth and bright red gums.The two children had already been frightened and foolish, and they dared not cry and would not run away.
Zhu Xi noticed that there were several adults lying beside the two children. These adults were lying unconscious on the snow with pale faces.
The monster has fur like a lion, and there is a single horn on its head that exudes evil spirits. The blood in its body is so thick that it almost turns into substance.
Seeing the monster's appearance clearly, Zhu Xi felt a little regretful that he rushed out of his brain.
"Zodiac……"
The Nian Beast was born 2000 years ago, but due to its vicious reputation, even if it has not reappeared in the past few hundred years, it is still a very terrifying existence for ordinary demon cultivators.
It is said that Nian Beast has a strange and picky taste. If it wants to eat a man this year, it will definitely not eat a woman.If you want to eat a young child next year, you will definitely not eat an adult.
Crested Ibis has only been cultivated for a few hundred years, and he could barely stand in front of Nian Beast. He forced a smile: "Master Nian Beast, you haven't come to the world for hundreds of years, what happened this year..."
"Get out!" Nian Beast didn't even look at the crested ibis, and whipped the crested ibis away with one tail.
"My god, you are a fairy." Crested ibis lay on the snow, spit out a big mouthful of blood, waved its sleeves, and three feathers turned into a silk, rolled up two startled children, and hid behind him. It also allowed the two children to avoid the bloody mouth of the Nian Beast.
"You bastards from the management office said that the report was wrong, and I'm going to explain it here." Zhu Xi called the management office, "You melon skins, the Nian beast has come out!"
Before he could hang up the phone, Nian Beast's huge hoof stepped on his back.
"A bird demon, dare to hinder me from eating?"
"My sister's me, dead melon skin, I am a national treasure, a national treasure!" Crested Ibis was trampled until he vomited blood, and he still did not forget to promote his status as a national treasure.
It's a pity that Nian Beast doesn't know what a national treasure is. In his eyes, the roaring little demon is just a harmless bird. He can bite off the neck of this bird with one bite.
However, just as he was about to bite off the neck of the crested ibis, a red whip hit his back, and he let go of the crested ibis with a howl of pain.
The crested ibis looked up to see the person coming, turned into a bird without hesitation, waved its bloody wings, and hid on the branch behind.
"Which ignorant junior dares to do something to me?" Nian Beast was furious, and looked back at Lai Yao, "Dragon?"
Zhuang Qing took off the apron on his body, wiped his hands with the apron: "Nian Beast?"
"This is the Nian beast?" Fu Li frowned in disgust, "It's really ugly, like a lion that has shed its hair." He shook the whip in his hand, "We have to hurry back, and we have to watch the Spring Festival Gala later Woolen cloth."
The crested ibis standing on the branch and licking its fur, looked at the pair of dogs and men below with hatred, and dared not speak out.
"Don't do anything, you still have to cook when you go back, don't get your hands dirty." Fu Li pulled out his whip and hit Nian Beast, "The city has not been able to set off firecrackers these past few years, so it ran out to make trouble again?!"
The author has something to say: Shocked, the Nian beast is a disaster for the world, because firecrackers are not allowed in the world.
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