Don't Discriminate Against Species

Carrying Fu Li home, Zhuang Qing stuffed him into the bed.Seeing him lying on the bed with his belly upturned, Zhuang Qing silently shook his head, he is really a fool spoiled by the elders.

When the cold wind picked up, he went to the window, closed the window, and drew the curtains.

Exiting the guest room, Zhuang Qing stood in the corridor, looking at the luxurious crystal chandelier in the living room, suddenly covered his face with his hands, and rubbed vigorously.

Zhou Nan is an otaku who is addicted to games.Other nerds and nerds, even if they don't like to socialize and choose to stay at home every day, they will still have a fixed source of income, such as writing, painting, translation, various webcasts and other industries.But Zhou Nan is different. He just likes to stay at home and rely on the inheritance left by his parents. Every day, he either kills people in the game to find satisfaction, or posts sensational comments under various current affairs news to vent out the frustrations in life. dissatisfied.

But recently he found some troubles in his life. There were always women crying and cursing in the bathroom in the middle of the night, and he always dreamed that his elders scolded him.He didn't take it seriously. He didn't expect that a few days later, bruises began to appear on his legs and buttocks. As long as he sat on a hard stool, he would feel terrible pain.He plucked up the courage to go to the hospital for an examination. He spent a lot of money on the physical examination, but no problem was found.After being so angry that he scolded doctors online as liars, he posted his recent experience on a certain supernatural forum.

It's a pity that the post he sent did not attract the attention of other netizens, and was quickly suppressed by other posts on the homepage.He was a little frustrated, but helpless. That night, the strange female voice in the toilet cried even harder. Eight generations of his family's ancestors gathered around his bed to scold him and beat him. He didn't sleep well all night.

The next morning, he was covering himself with a quilt and was about to catch up on sleep when there was a knock on the door.

He got up from the bed impatiently, rubbed the pain that spread to his waist, and opened the door with a stinky face and confused eyes: "What are you doing? I don't buy insurance or a purifier."

"Comrade, sorry to bother you."

Only then did Zhou Nan see clearly that the person talking to him was wearing a police uniform, and his appearance was quite friendly. A policeman from the police station?He was a little nervous. Could it be that the words he cursed on the Internet were reported?

"You, what's the matter with you?" Zhou Nan glanced at the two men behind the policeman. The one on the left is about 1.8 meters tall. He has a figure that makes men jealous. What's the use of looking good, it's not like following the old policeman as a policeman.The man on the right is a little shorter and has a bald head. Fortunately, he looks kind, otherwise he might be recognized as a bastard by passers-by when he walks on the street.

"It's nothing, we just came to do a public opinion interview." The policeman took out his ID card, "Excuse me."

Zhou Nan, who constantly scolded people on the Internet, did not dare to cause trouble in reality. Seeing the policeman taking out his ID, he hurriedly opened the door and took two steps back: "Please come in, please come in."

"Hey." The bald-headed man walked in the door and saw the room full of empty drink bottles and takeaway boxes piled up on the table, he almost couldn't get down.

"The house is a bit messy, I'm kidding." Zhou Nan kicked the messy garbage in the house left and right, and finally cleared a path, "Please."

It's a bit of a mess here, it's just a garbage pit.The bald man had a better sense of smell and was very uncomfortable with the smell in the room. He couldn't bear it and opened the window of the living room, and he didn't dare to sit on the sofa in the living room which was covered with a thick layer of dust.

Zhou Nan scratched his greasy hair and went to the refrigerator to get some cans of drinks, but the very handsome man refused.

"Thank you for your kindness, but we have a rule that we cannot take needles from the masses." The handsome man seemed to be a little interested in Zhou Nan's house. He stepped on the garbage and walked to the door of the toilet freely, "This is yours." bathroom?"

"Wait." Thinking of what happened to him during this time, Zhou Nan hesitated, "There's something wrong there, you'd better not go in."

Although he was very jealous of this kind of good-looking man, but if something happened to someone, his little conscience would not be at peace.

The handsome man opened the door of the bathroom and took a look. Zhou Nan followed behind, looking at the yellowed washbasin, the dripping faucet, and the dirty toilet, his face turned red.

"The bathroom area is quite large." The handsome man closed the door and kept the smell from the toilet behind. Zhou Nan secretly heaved a sigh of relief. If this continues, he will die of embarrassment.

"I went to other households to investigate, and you two are here to watch." The slightly older policeman smiled at the two young men, and quickly exited the house, as fast as if he was running for his life.

Zhou Nan felt even more embarrassed, but he couldn't find anything wrong.

"Hiss." He twisted his waist, and suddenly took a breath of cold air in pain.

"Injured?" The handsome man looked over with concern, his expression was so true that Zhou Nan unconsciously told him what happened recently, even the strange crying in the toilet.After he finished speaking, he realized what he had just said. He quickly waved his hand and said, "Maybe I've been too tired recently, so I had hallucinations. I didn't promote feudal superstition..."

"I know." The handsome man reached out and patted his shoulder, "Don't be nervous, it's not a big deal."

"Brother Fu." The bald man standing by the window of the living room shouted, "Boss told me that the meeting will start at eleven o'clock."

"I know, it can be done in half an hour here." The handsome man glanced at the clock on the wall of the living room, but unfortunately the dusty clock had long since gone on strike, so he could only take out his phone to check the time.

Zhou Nan took a sneak peek, and it turned out to be the latest model of a certain big brand. It is said that many people are still queuing up online to buy it.Just now he said that he would not take needles from the masses, but now he took out a big-name mobile phone. Thinking of this, Zhou Nan felt a little uncomfortable.

"My name is Fu Li. I'm not an employee of the police station, but a member of another department." Fu Li looked at the dejected young man with hair like a bird's nest in front of him, "My colleagues in our department saw your post on the website. , so I came to your house to have a look."

post?

Zhou Nan was stunned. This handsome guy who called himself Fu Li was talking about the haunted post he posted yesterday?

"What kind of department are you? Could it be that there are... really unclean things in my house?" Zhou Nan backed away in fright, as if a few steps away from the toilet would make him safer.

"Hush." ​​Fu Li ignored him, but scratched at the toilet door, and dragged out a woman in white from inside.Zhou Nan was so frightened by this scene that his legs went limp, his body staggered and he fell into the garbage dump, "This, what is this?"

"This is the toilet god. You can call her the toilet ghost. In the past, humans had the habit of worshiping the Kitchen God or the toilet god. Some people worshiped sincerely, and their families would give birth to spirit bodies because of their beliefs. This is what you humans call Family Immortal." Fu Li looked at the frail and weeping toilet god in front of him, "She is your family's Immortal."

"God, god...isn't she a ghost?" Zhou Nan stammered, "Why do I have this kind of thing in my house?" He doesn't believe in these things, where is his belief?

"Of course she's not a ghost." Fu Li pressed a little on the toilet god, and the toilet god's body became solid, and he also had the ability to speak.

"Thank you, my lord." The toilet god bowed to Fu Li Yingying, who is a family fairy with a very good temper.

"You are so weak, why don't you leave this house?" Fu Li was puzzled, lost the worship of mortals, toilet gods can find new believers, although there are few human beings who believe in these now, it is not impossible to find them, so why bother Wronged myself to stay in such a dirty and messy place.

Toilet God raised her head and showed her delicate face: "Because I promised someone that I will never leave unless the descendants of the Zhou family say that they no longer need me."

Fu Li turned to look at Zhou Nan, Zhou Nan shook his head in fright: "I didn't know there was an immortal in my family, if I knew, I would definitely set her free."

"I remember that your immortals have a habit. If this family is noisy or behaves unscrupulously, you can warn them with a vision. Why didn't you do this?" Fu Li rarely appeared in the human world before, but he also I have heard the story of Jiaxian.For example, there is a family whose children are seven or eight years old and do not understand the rules, often cry and urinate, and go to the kitchen to urinate. Not long after, the family’s meals suddenly become uncooked, and no matter how much firewood they burn, it is useless. Later, the family promised You must discipline your children well, burn incense and kowtow, and life will return to normal.

However, after the child was disciplined, he became better and better, and was admitted to Jinshi. Later, the legend of the family fairy protecting his family spread among the people.

The toilet god blushed a little: "Mr. Zhou, he doesn't cook at all. Later, I arranged for two snakes to come in and warn him, but I didn't know that there was too much garbage in the house, which attracted many rats. The two snakes finally ate the rats." Gotta hold on."

"The promise to human beings is so important. It's so important that you would rather die than stay here?" Fu Li couldn't understand the toilet god's thoughts.

"He is a very good person. He has been able to see me since he was a child." Toilet God showed a warm smile on his face. I was reluctant to swallow my last breath."

"I promised him that I would definitely stay at Zhou's house, so he could leave with peace of mind." The toilet god lowered his head, hiding the emotion in his eyes, "I've almost gotten used to it over the years."

Zhou Nan, who was sitting paralyzed in the garbage pit, was stunned. He heard his father mention before his death that their family was once prominent. More than 200 years ago, an old, old, old ancestor was admitted to Jinshi and became a local official, but he never He married a wife and died of illness in less than thirty years. Their family was adopted from another house to the name of this old ancestor.

In his memory, when his grandfather was alive, he would burn some joss sticks and paper money to pay homage to the Stove Lord, the Immortal, and the like.After his grandfather passed away, his father would occasionally put on a show, and in his generation, he forgot about these things.Seeing this family fairy now, the fear in his heart was gradually replaced by shame, but he touched the bruises all over his body, and he smiled wryly: "Jiaxian, I know I did something wrong, but you beat me to death too!" Too harsh."

The toilet god was puzzled and said: "My spirit body has almost dissipated recently, so how can I hurt you?"

Zhou Nan shuddered: "You mean, there are other ghosts in my family?"

Fu Li turned to look at Chu Yu, Chu Yu shook his head and said, "There is no evil spirit here."

Seeing that Fuli had figured it out, he calmly said to Zhou Nan: "Maybe your ancestors who haven't been reincarnated can't stand it, so they came here to teach you a lesson." No matter how dirty you are, you shouldn't turn your home into a garbage pit.

Zhou Nan shrugged his shoulders and looked around the room in horror, as if he wanted to see if there were any ancestors around.

Fu Li ignored him, turned to look at the toilet god: "If this Mr. Zhou lets you go now, is there any place you want to go?"

The toilet god shook his head: "Except for the Zhou family, I don't want to contact any human family anymore."

"Even if you lose your mind?"

"Yes, even if I lose my mind." The Toilet God smiled and nodded.

"Why?" Fu Li was even more confused, "That human being has only been with you for a few dozen years, and you don't even want your life?"

The Toilet God looked at the handsome and advanced Master Yaoxiu in front of him, and chuckled, "Master Yaoshen, you probably don't understand what love is."

Fu Li said: "I understand, there are many elders who love me since I was a child, and I love them too."

"It's different, that's different." Toilet God smiled more gently, looking at Fu Li as if looking at an ignorant junior, even though she has lived for less than 300 years, and standing in front of her is a cultivator. The big demon more than 4000 years ago, "There is a kind of love that no one else can replace. You will want to be with him for life and life, and never be separated."

Fu Li looked at the toilet god with pity: "But human life is very short, you can't be with him forever."

"Yeah, but if you are in love, it's good even if you fight for the day and night." Toilet God saw the pity in Fu Li's eyes, and smiled softly, "Even if he is a human being, I will recognize it."

Fu Li doesn't understand love, so it's hard to judge whether this kind of behavior is smart or stupid, but this kind of affection deserves his respect.He thought for a while and said, "If you have no place to go, you can work as a support staff with us. We have many female nuns like you."

The toilet god smiled and said nothing.

"The Zhou family doesn't need you as a toilet god anymore." Zhou Nan stood up from the ground, looking downcast, he seemed to have some vitality at this moment, "I will take good care of myself by myself, you follow this handsome guy named Fu Li let's go."

He can't sincerely pay homage to the so-called family immortals, his life is fun in the virtual network world, and that's how it is in this life.People who live in mud are destined not to be able to climb the wall, and they don't want to drag others into the mud pit.What's more, the toilet god and his ancestors are lovers. According to their seniority, he would call her an old grandmother, and let the old grandmother live with him in such a dirty house. His face was a little hot.

The Toilet God thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "Master Demon God, please wait a moment, at least... I have to teach this child the ability to live independently, so I am willing to leave with peace of mind. After all, he is... Yuzhi's descendant, and I want to replace him Take care of him."

Zhou Nan wanted to say that he didn't need others to teach him how to live, but he couldn't speak out confidently in the face of the rubbish all over the place.

"Okay." Fu Li agreed to the toilet god, and then put a ban on Zhou Nan, preventing him from telling anyone what happened today.According to usual habits, Zhou Nan should have this memory taken away, but the toilet god wants to teach Zhou Nan to live independently, if Zhou Nan's memory is taken away, many things can't be done.

Who told him that he had always been considerate, so he chose a compromise method.

After Fu Li and Chu Yu left, Zhou Nan saw that the toilet god was helping him collect the garbage on the ground, and jumped up from the ground: "You, you sit, let me do this kind of dirty work."

He swept away the garbage accumulated on the sofa, and spread a layer of towels on it: "You sit, you sit."

The toilet god sat down with a loving smile.

Zhou Nanlai ran back and forth more than a dozen times before throwing out all the garbage in the house, and then started mopping the floor again. Halfway through the mopping, he was dizzy from exhaustion, and said casually, "Grandma, is grandpa good-looking?" ?”

After he finished speaking, he wished he could slap himself, what kind of old grandmother, isn't this just a joke?

But the toilet god who was sitting on the sofa had a bright smile on her face. She nodded and said, "Little grandson, your grandpa is very good-looking."

"There is no man in this world more beautiful than him."

Fu Li and Chu Yu rushed back to the department to finish the meeting. Fu Li probably understood the content of the whole meeting, which probably meant caring for the environment and nature.As soon as the meeting was over, he ran up to Zhuang Qing and put his hand on his shoulder: "Come on, let's go to eat."

He agreed to accompany Zhuang Qing, so he must accompany him well.Thinking that Zhuang Qing used to eat alone for nearly 2000 years, Fu Li felt that he had to eat with Zhuang Qing more often, so that he could experience the joy of eating at the same table.

In Fu Li's mind, Zhuang Qing is a little cabbage growing alone in the field. It is extremely pitiful to suffer from wind, rain, frost and snow every day.

The other colleagues in the conference room who hadn't left stopped one after another, wanting to know how the boss fell in love.

Zhuang Qing turned her head to glance at them, they shuddered in their hearts, and rushed out of the meeting room without looking back.Huang Can ran slowly and was blocked by his colleagues. In desperation, he turned into a weasel and squeezed out of the gap.

"What are they doing so fast?" Fu Li immediately realized, "No, Bao Yu must have cooked a lot of delicious food today. They are running so fast because they want to grab the limited dishes from us!"

He grabbed Zhuang Qing's arm and dragged him outside: "Let's run fast, we can't let them get ahead."

Zhuang Qing: ...

Why did he accompany this stupid monster to do such a mindless thing?Running so fast, just to grab food, he is a majestic national fortune dragon, what does he lack for this stutter?

Being dragged away by Fu Li with a stern face, the corners of Zhuang Qing's mouth were pursed and turned up.

"Grab my hand." Zhuang Qing grabbed Fu Li's hand tightly, "I'll take you to grab it."

The colleagues in the management office felt as if a golden light had flashed around them, and looked around, but found nothing.

"The speed of your Golden Dragon Clan is fast." Fu Li snatched his favorite fish and shrimp, and shared Zhuang Qing's fish in a good mood, "This is not comparable to other monsters."

Zhuang Qing took a big bite of the fish that Fu Li gave her, raised her chin, and said with a nonchalant expression, "It's nothing."

"In the future, as long as Bao Yu cooks delicious dishes, I will bring you to grab them together. They will definitely not be able to grab me."

The fish had already eaten a third, and Zhuang Qing grunted expressionlessly.

So another small yellow croaker that Fu Lifen gave him was added to his dinner plate.

"Is there any strange incident in the place you went to check today?" Zhuang Qing asked.

"Yes, it's a toilet ghost." Fu Li told Zhuang Qing what happened, "I just don't quite understand, is the love that lasted for only a few decades so important that she gave up everything?"

The small yellow croaker on Zhuang Qing's chopsticks fell into the dinner plate. He lowered his head expressionlessly and wiped off the splashed oil on the table: "There are too many things you don't understand."

"Do you understand?"

Zhuang Qing looked up at him and said, "If I love someone who is more ambitious than her, I won't just pursue day and night."

Fu Li was a little weird stared at by Zhuang Qing's eyes, and even felt like a rabbit was dancing in his heart: "That, that is indeed more ambitious."

"Well, it's good that you understand the truth." Zhuang Qing lowered her head and put the little yellow croaker into her mouth, and began to eat it gracefully.

"Your eating movements are so beautiful, like my pet before."

"Shut up and eat, noisy!"

"Oh……"

The rebellious period of minors is really difficult to serve.