The boys in the mountains really don't understand the customs

It is said to be a hospital, but it is actually a small clinic. No matter what kind of disease the people here have, the old man who is nearly 50 years old wears thick glasses and gives people an injection. I don’t know if everyone thinks The psychological effect of being able to recover quickly after the injection is too powerful.

Li You has never seen someone who is sick and can be so fragile. After all, the children in the valley are very hard-working, and they all talk about a small name to support him. He also has a small name, because the dog is leftover. Everything has been used by others, so Li You has a nickname named Tie Dan, and he will definitely not get sick if he takes this name.

Li You probably looked better than the children in the mountains since he was a child. Since he didn't go to school and started being called a matchmaker, almost no one called him iron egg anymore. The old doctor didn't care about this, and Li You called him up in the middle of the night , yawned and beckoned Li You to put Shen Xingze on the small iron bed.

He looked at Shen Xingze's face, and asked, "Tie Dan, who is this kid?"

For a moment, Li You didn't know who Tie Dan was. After reacting for a long time, he blushed and said, "Master, this belongs to that Grandma Li's family. I don't know whether it's relatives or friends. They put the child here. It's raining and I have a fever."

The old doctor touched Shen Xingze's forehead, and sighed, "If you are weak, please infuse it, it will be fine soon."

Li You didn't understand this, so he nodded. Shen Xingze didn't wake up from the needle in his drowsy hand.

The small iron bed was really small, and Li You didn't even have a place to sit. After thinking for a long time, he moved a stool and sat next to Shen Xingze.

The old doctor was sleepy, and yawned again, "Don't sleep, the bottle is almost gone, pull it out for him."

Li You nodded, "Okay, go to sleep." He used to accompany Grandma Li for infusions, and he was more proficient at pulling out needles than ordinary nurses.

Fearing that he missed the time to pull out the needle, Li You watched the bottle of water drop by drop. He was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes. He felt sleepier than when he was endorsing the book. Sleepy, so he turned to look at Shen Xingze's face.

I had to secretly sigh again, Shen Xingze looks really good-looking.

People say that people should not be judged by their appearance, and Li You thinks it is right. Look at Shen Xingze, who sleeps peacefully with his eyes closed. He is not like the aloof look he had when I saw him this afternoon. He is noble, Li You He wasn't the kind of carefree character in the first place, he could stare back fearlessly even if he was ridiculed, anyway, Shen Xingze's alienation made him dare not look at him a third time.

It's different now, Li You raised his head, stared at Shen Xingze's exquisite facial features unscrupulously, and traced his chin to cheek with his empty fingers almost countless times.

Shen Xingze probably had a fever and was confused, so he groaned twice in a daze, looking very hypocritical, but Li You didn't know that was hypocritical, he just felt that children in the city were not easy to raise.

Li You listened closely to what he was saying, thinking he was asking for water, but Shen Xingze said, "Give me back my phone..."

Li You: "..."

Shen Xingze woke up earlier than Li You the next day. Before he opened his eyes, he smelled a strong smell of Chinese herbal medicine in his nose. When he opened his eyes, he was almost scared to pee by the roof that was dropping dirt.

Shen Xingze: Who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do?

After regaining consciousness, Shen Xingze remembered the cause and effect, and looked down at Li You who was lying on his bedside sleeping like a dead dog.

Li You's head was buried in his arms, probably because he had slept too hard, his neck seemed to be broken on the bed.

Shen Xingze: Although it is a bit scary, it may be that his neck is too long.

Shen Xingze stared at the twirling hair on Li You's head, and his earlobes, which were whiter and tenderer than ordinary children in the mountains, and fell into deep thought.

Li You has his own biological clock, but he slept too late yesterday. After being stared at by Shen Xingze for a while, he raised his head belatedly. For a moment, he didn't know what year it was. Then, "Are you awake? Are you still dizzy?"

Shen Xingze looked at Li You carefully, and had to say that shiny things or people can always easily attract Shen Xingze's attention, not to mention that Li You looked at him with the most intuitive appearance of just waking up without makeup. It has stood the test.

"Are you the Li You who asked a matchmaker to find a daughter-in-law who spent 18 yuan and was kidnapped by the other party before she got her?" Shen Xingze was probably really well. Most people don't have such a large lung capacity.

At that time, Li You had never seen the world and was honest and honest. Although he knew what self-esteem and inferiority were, he still had no time to react when he looked at the delicate young man in the city, and nodded dully, "Ang."

But with his experience, will he be looked down upon by the city people?Li You faintly felt a sense of embarrassment that he had never felt before.

It was only then that Shen Xingze discovered that Li You had changed his clothes. There are still children in the mountains who dare to wear white short sleeves, and Li You is the only one.

Shen Xingze never knew what politeness is. He wanted to see Li You, so he kept staring at him, regardless of whether Li You was embarrassed by his aggressive gaze. Shen Xingze felt that his evaluation of him yesterday "Soil" is now waiting for certification.

Looking at Li You up close, isn't it ugly?It's just that the clothes can't keep up with the trend, right?

Shen Xingze didn't seem to believe it, and asked again, "Did you really run away?"

Li You nodded, "En."

Shen Xingze: "Aren't you going to get her back?"

Li You didn't know why he didn't look for it, because it was too poor here, and there were more than three or four young wives who ran away with other people's money, and I didn't see anyone else who could get them back. Losing wives seems to be a common thing, It just depends on who is lucky and can live there.

"May I ask you something?" Shen Xingze couldn't help curling his lips when he saw that Li You was acting stupid again, "It's worth 18. Are all the people in your village so rich? Don't you need to report it?"

Li You: "Look...you can't find it..."

No evidence, no IOU, not even the girl's real name, probably because of the entrustment, Li You admitted that it was a mistake, and felt that it made no difference whether he had a wife or not, now that there are fewer matchmakers for him, it's easier.

Shen Xingze thought to himself, is the girl who got Li You 18 and ran away a fool?This man is so good-looking and she still runs away. What kind of man can she find after he runs away?My heart is so high.

Li You didn't know what Shen Xingze was thinking, but just lowered his head silently, he felt...Shen Xingze probably looked down on him, he couldn't even keep a wife, and let people take away his family fortune. It's the first time Li You knows what it means to be a big man.

Shen Xingze raised his hand to look at the white tape on his wrist, then glanced at Li You again, "Am I all right?"

"I don't know yet," Li You stood up, "I'll go see if Master is awake."

"Who is Master?" Shen Xingze didn't understand.

"Our old doctor here..." Anyone who is sick will come to call "Master", please go and treat him, just like an old doctor calling Li You Tiedan.

Shen Xingze nodded, and waved his hands gracefully and luxuriously like an old Buddha, "Go."

"Hey." Li You is tall. This small outpatient clinic has a small area and a low roof. The wall cracks in the room are thicker than Shen Xingze's toes, and they are still covered with white mud. The workers were not careful at all, and Shen Xingze always felt that Li You's head was about to hit the beams of the roof.

Li You went inside and lifted the small curtain, "Master, you eat, does he still use infusion?"

"Are you awake?" The old doctor put on glasses with thick lenses, looking like an old scholar, "Do you still have a fever?"

Li You shook his head, "I don't know."

The old doctor found out the thermometer for him, "Go and measure it for him."

Li You came back with a thermometer. Shen Xingze had been hungry since he lifted the curtain just now. The old doctor’s house probably just started eating. I don’t know if it’s because people in the mountains eat oily food. The steamed stuffed buns made by You are also delicious, he is obviously from the city, but he is so rare about the food in this nook and cranny place, Shen Xingze doesn't know his noble taste at all.

He rubbed his hungry belly and asked Li You, "Am I okay?"

Ordinary people can tell if they are well by opening their eyes, but Shen Xingze is not good, he is used to hypocrisy, and the doctor must personally say that he is well.

Li You gave him the thermometer, "I don't know, you should measure it first."

Shen Xingze took the thermometer and looked at it for a long time, "Where do you put it?" It was different from the thermometer he had put in his mouth before.

Li You thinks that Shen Xingzemo is not stupid, "Of course it's in the creaking nest."

"..." Shen Xingze felt that he heard it wrong, "Didn't you put it in your mouth?" He used to like to get sick, and he had his usual thermometer and family doctor at home, so he had never experienced such things. .

Li You only knows that the thermometer can be clamped in the anus, where the temperature is the most real, but he dare not say, "You can clamp it in the creaking nest...we don't have it here." Forget it, let's not talk about whether you will get an infectious disease. Isn't this an indirect kiss? It can't be done.

Shen Xingze felt that it was very embarrassing to put the thermometer in the creaking hole. He was wearing short sleeves, and when he put the thermometer in, there was a section of the thermometer that stuck up a bag on his clothes. Li You still looked at him straight, hypocritically Shen Xingze The young master couldn't stand such an ugly look, he thought he had a big collar, so he should pull off the clothes on the left shoulder, at least sexy is better than ugly, right?

Li You saw Shen Xingze's fragrant shoulders half exposed: "..." Are all the boys in the city so attractive?If it's a woman, don't I want to nourish my kidney every day?

Li You is a native, and his life is backward, but it does not mean that he does not understand sex knowledge. On the contrary, because the cultural life is too boring, he is very precocious in this aspect. Later, Shen Xingze felt that he was a black-bellied and sullen, pretending to have nothing. I know, in fact, eating tofu is refreshing.

Li You had been with Shen Xingze for a long time before he knew that he was a stingy guy who didn't want anyone to see his collarbone. He opened his eyes: We are from the city, tender.

Shen Xingze found it even more embarrassing to take off his clothes, his eyes were hot as if he was scratching his head and making a pose like a cheap jerk, he had to think that this posture would be noble and elegant, and he was embarrassed to show timidity, so he stared at Li You viciously , "What are you looking at?"

"No..." Li You looked away guiltily.

Shen Xingze didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly asked, "Is your daughter-in-law who ran away good-looking?"

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The author has something to say: Li You: If you are young, you people in the city are good.

Shen Xingze: Get the hell out of here in the mountains!

Li You: I was wrong, you are the best.

Shen Xingze cried angrily, Li You hugged him into his arms: You still know how to cry, if you bring your male classmates home for dinner, I will really leave.