There Is Chef Yu In The Entertainment Circle

What are the consequences of stroking the tiger's beard?

Naturally, the tiger blew his hair.

Xue Chengxiu narrowed his eyes slightly, and said, "What did you call me?" The ending sound rose, and the meaning of danger was self-evident.

Although he himself often has a dad mentality, he still feels uncomfortable when he is called that by his lover. Is he very old?

"Oh, it's so late," Yu Siyang pretended to look at the wall clock on the wall, "I smell of oily smoke all over my body, I'm going to take a shower and sleep, hahaha..." He fled upstairs while laughing awkwardly.

Mr. Xue's expression is so horrifying, he looks like he wants to eat people, can you pee out of fright!

Yu Siyang's movements are not unpleasant, but the tall and long-legged Mr. Xue has a lot of strides, and he followed behind unhurriedly. When the door was about to be closed, he stretched out his hand to block it, and stood at the door. Block the door.

Yu Siyang: "!!!"

"Mr. Xue, what a coincidence, you also go back to your room to take a shower and sleep, hahaha..." While laughing, I wanted to punch myself, what a coincidence, my brain short-circuited.

Xue Chengxiu cooperated and nodded in a serious manner: "It's quite a coincidence."

Yu Siyang: "..." How should I continue with these words?

"Do you need me to help scrub your back?" Xue Chengxiu rolled up his sleeves, pretending to be a hard-working scrubber.

Yu Siyang shook his head wildly: "No, no, no, no..."

"Let's rub it, after all, it's such a sexy back."

Yu Siyang almost knelt down, and Pei Ziteng was not exaggerating when he said that Mr. Xue held a grudge.

"I was wrong." He admitted his mistake very simply.

"Where did you go wrong?"

"Uh... this... how about you give me some hints?"

"Idiot." Xue Chengxiu stroked his soft hair.

They have been living together for more than half a year, but they have been busy with each other. After careful calculation, they don't spend much time together. After letting go of their defenses, they can make harmless jokes and chat with him. The funny things during the filming, getting along more and more freely and relaxedly, the baby fat on the face also gradually receded, showing the handsome outline of the youth, time has sculpted this child to be more excellent and beautiful.

All this made him like him more and more, and he couldn't help but treat him like a child. He was afraid that he would be cold and hot, and he would be wronged. After being bullied, he was treated with all kinds of care and strict education. I only hope that he can be treated better and better.

"Go take a shower and go to bed, don't you have to get up early tomorrow." Xue Chengxiu rubbed the soft hair under his hands again, took a step back, and helped close the door.

Yu Siyang stood there in a daze for a long while, motionless.

The way Mr. Xue looked at him just now was gentle and profound, which reminded him of a jar of lotus wine that was said to be aged for 20 years opened by the master.

"Ugh..."

He suddenly groaned, covered his face and knelt down.

Why does he think that Mr. Xue looks delicious and delicious, so he really wants to take a bite?

He's full for dinner, isn't he hungry? !

Surprised by his own "appetite", Yu Siyang was taking a bath while thinking about "ten possibilities of becoming a big stomach king". The more he thought about it, the more he felt that there was something wrong with him - such as his brain...

Sleeping in such a depressed mood, Yu Siyang had a dream.

In the dream, I was walking among a large bush of luxuriantly blooming roses, and the air was filled with a rich fragrance. Suddenly, a huge tiger with golden fur and black stripes jumped out in front of me.

The tiger squatted in front of him and blocked his way, but he was not afraid at all. Instead, he felt that the tiger looked delicious, and it was so big that it would definitely eat it for half a year.

"Tiger, can you let me have a bite?" he asked the tiger.

The tiger could speak human language, and offered an exchange: "If you let me rub your back, I'll give you a bite."

He thought, rubbing my back and letting me eat, isn't this all cheap for me to take advantage of.

Immediately agreed.

A scheming smile suddenly appeared on the tiger's furry face, and it jumped in front of him, opened its mouth wide, and ate him with a big mouthful of "ahhh".

"Ow ooh..."

Yu Siyang was so frightened by his dream that he rolled off the bed screaming, and lay on the floor wrapped in a quilt, unable to recover for a long time.

Looking at the time, it was only 05:30 in the morning, but he was awakened by the dream, and he didn't have the habit of going back to sleep, so he got up, washed, and went to the kitchen to make breakfast.

The closer to the end of the year, the busier Xue Chengxiu is, and this year, the Xue family in the imperial capital is making troubles, so he is even more busy. Therefore, he also got up early and prepared to leave for the airport.

"Are you going out so early?" Yu Siyang was lying on the sofa in the living room playing games with a tablet computer. When he saw Xue Chengxiu coming down the stairs in a suit and leather shoes, he hurriedly got up and asked.

Xue Chengxiu nodded and said, "I was going to tell you yesterday, but I forgot. I'm going to a meeting, and I'm going out for a few days. You and Mumu should be obedient at home."

"Oh. Then don't you want breakfast? I made buns." Yu Siyang asked.

"It's too late." Xue Chengxiu shook his head, "I will hurry back on Sunday night and accompany you to the court next Monday."

Yu Siyang said: "If you are busy, you don't have to hurry back, I can go with the lawyer."

Xue Chengxiu rubbed the messy hair on his head, and said softly: "I have taken all 99 steps together, and this last step must be accompanied by you."

"Thank you." Yu Siyang felt that he was really clumsy, he had a lot to say, but he couldn't get it out, so he looked at the wall clock on the wall and said, "Wait for me. ’ and ran into the kitchen.

Xue Chengxiu was waiting for him at the entrance, and after a while, he saw him coming with an insulated box.

"This one just came out, take it and eat it on the road."

Yu Siyang handed over the insulation box, Xue Chengxiu took it, opened it, and was speechless.

The zoo that hasn't been seen for a long time has appeared again.

There are several steamed buns neatly stacked in the insulation box, and the steamed stuffed buns are made into tiger heads—actually, he prefers to call them cat heads, but there is a clear word "king" on the forehead, so these buns can only be regarded as tigers.

"Is this for Mumu?"

Yu Siyang rolled his eyes in embarrassment, and whispered, "Make it for everyone."

When I was making buns in the morning, my mind was distracted, and my mind was full of the tiger in my dream. I accidentally made the buns into tiger heads.

Xue Chengxiu put the lid on the insulation box, held it in his hand, rubbed his child's stupid hair with the other hand, and said, "I'm leaving."

"Bon voyage, pay attention to safety." Yu Siyang sent it to the door, watched the black Bentley disappear at the corner of the road, and then turned back

Sitting on the sofa and picking up the tablet again, I couldn't play the game anyway.

Putting the tablet on the sofa casually, Yu Siyang lay down on the sofa in the paralyzed posture of the imperial capital, and found melancholy that his "appetite" hadn't disappeared after a whole night.

Last night I thought that Mr. Xue looked delicious, but when I saw Mr. Xue in a suit and leather shoes today, I felt that there was another taste, but it still looked delicious.

"Could it be that I have evolved a new function?" Cannibalism?

Yu Siyang talked to himself, shivering from the fright of his huge brain hole, and hurried to the kitchen to eat a steamed stuffed bun with bamboo shoots and dried vegetables with tiger's head.

The dried bamboo shoots and vegetables fried with pork belly absorb the fat in the meat, add star anise and dark soy sauce, cook them thoroughly on low heat, the skin of the buns is as soft as flocs, and the dried bamboo shoots and vegetables inside are crispy and soft, and the whole buns are soft. It's easy to eat, and it's finished in a few mouthfuls, but because it's eaten too fast, it's even more memorable, and I want to eat it again.

Yu Siyang ate three tiger heads in a row before giving up. He always kept in mind that "eat only [-]% full, less burden on the stomach", although he still wanted to eat it very much.

——My cooking skills are still as good as ever, even I can't control my cravings.

It just so happens that I'm going to record a show with Brother Zhan today, so I'll bring him two to eat, and I can ask him a little bit by the way.

The talk show that Zhan Heng is going to record is another program that Fang Yuan opened on Starfish TV, called "Watching the World with Round Eyes", the ratings are naturally not as good as the trump card program "Happy Player", but because the people invited are from all walks of life Elites from all walks of life, most of the audiences who watch are well-educated intellectuals such as successful people and elite white-collar workers, and the topics they talk about are also correspondingly high-end.

Yu Siyang only came on stage as a friend invited by Zhan Heng, so he naturally couldn't steal the limelight from the protagonist. The topic he wanted to talk about had already been sent to him, and it was a strange topic - "the healthy and benign development of the film industry".

When Luo Peng got this topic, he complained: "It's more appropriate to write a [-]-word essay on this kind of topic."

Hearing what Luo Peng said, Yu Siyang suddenly felt enlightened, and went to find some journals to learn what is the film industry. After studying for a few days, he is now very confident that he can write a high-quality paper... No, It is very good to cooperate with the recording program...

"Brother Zhan, I brought buns, do you want to eat them?" Arriving at Haixing Building in the afternoon, Yu Siyang took out the thermal box as if offering a treasure.

The corner of Zhan Heng's mouth twitched, and he said, "You want me to eat buns in the afternoon?"

"Then do you want to eat?"

The hand that Yu Siyang handed out had already been taken back, Zhan Heng snatched it and said, "Why don't you eat it, you have a conscience."

It happened that I was not full at noon, so this steamed stuffed bun could barely be regarded as afternoon tea.

The insulated box was not big, and there were two steamed stuffed buns with tiger heads in it. Zhan Heng held a tiger's head in his hand, and after despising Yu Siyang's aesthetics, he took a big bite of the steamed stuffed bun, and his taste was immediately conquered by the soft stuffed stuffed bun.

Whether it is the bun skin or the filling, they are soft and soft, and there is a strong salty fragrance in the mouth, but the bun has already been swallowed, and the taste is still unfinished.

The two buns were eaten quickly, and Zhan Heng expressed his dissatisfaction: "Why did you only bring two? Is this intentional to arouse my gluttons?"

Yu Siyang twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Don't eat too much in the afternoon."

"A bun the size of a child's fist is only two, but is it called too much?"

"...Then what, don't you want to keep your figure? If your abdominal muscles are gone, what will Brother Xiaofeng do if he dislikes you?"

Zhan Heng: "..."

Well, for the sake of what you said is very reasonable, I don't care about the sin of you intentionally bringing buns to make my abs disappear without letting me enjoy it.

"Brother Zhan, let me ask you a question." Yu Siyang looked around the dressing room and saw that everyone else was busy, so he leaned closer to Zhan Heng and whispered, "Have you ever seen someone and wanted to Eat him, this feeling?"

Zhan Heng immediately smiled coquettishly, "I feel this way all the time."

"Every moment? Who do you want to eat?" Yu Siyang immediately asked.

"Stupid!" Zhan Heng despised Yu Siyang's IQ in various ways, "Of course it's Xiaofeng, who else could it be besides him."

"Why do you want to eat Brother Xiaofeng?"

Zhan Heng smiled even more coquettishly, "Of course I like him. I love him, and I don't want to be separated from him for a moment, I just want to be one with him."

Yu Siyang was so embarrassed that he didn't want to talk to Zhan Heng anymore.

It's like this every time, showing affection when you catch an opportunity, and showing off when you don't have the opportunity to create an opportunity, it's really annoying.

Today's task of showing affection is completed, and Zhan Heng is in a good mood. Thinking of Yu Siyang asking him such a question, he immediately turned on the gossip mode, and asked, "Who does brother Xiaoyu want to eat? Do you want my brother to give you some advice?"

Yu Siyang pretended to lower his head to play with his mobile phone, ignoring him.

Zhan Heng poked him, "Oh, you're still shy. I'll know who it is even if you don't tell me."

Yu Siyang: "!!!"

Zhan Heng sang affectionately: "Winter is coming, can spring be far behind?"

Yu Siyang: Crazy!