[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

"jingle."

The wind chimes on the door of the dessert shop rang crisply.

Contrary to this small and fresh decoration style, Qi Ya rushed in with raging anger burning from behind.

He didn't look around much, then he caught sight of the black-haired young man sitting by the window, stared at the man vigorously, and strode over.

With a distance of only a few meters, he distorted that cute little face and scared the guests next to him because of his terrifying aura as if he had found the enemy who bloodbathed his entire clan of villagers. It was not easy, and he secretly moved a few positions to the other side.

"Snapped--!"

Qi Ya came to Edgar's table and slapped his hand on the table hard. His grief and anger made him unable to control his strength for a while, causing cracks to appear on the wooden tabletop, perfectly creating the image of a vengeful and tragic boy. atmosphere.

In this regard, although Edgar sensed the reason, he still pretended to be ignorant, tilted his head, put down the hot chocolate in his hand, and looked at the man who suddenly came to find fault with an expression of surprise mixed with confusion. guests.

He didn't say anything, just smiled, quietly waiting for Qi Ya's follow-up.

"..."

Facing such a gentleman who was provoked and still maintained a gentle state, Qi Ya suddenly felt that he was a bit unreasonable in comparison, and was stunned for a moment, without words.

But just when his eyes started to wander, he happened to see the packages on the table and surrounding chairs, and all the misfortunes of today came to his mind again—and, let alone the bad luck, the snacks that served as the best placebo Still can't eat it all the time! ! !

He glared again.

Qi Ya grabbed the empty chair next to the guest and placed it beside Edgar, then sat up on it with Erlang's legs raised, and said angrily with the attitude of a gentleman: "It's useless to look innocent! Man, it’s the snacks you swept up the whole city, right!? We’re all grown-ups, can we be more mature and stop eating sugar!”

As Qiya said this, he didn't have the fear of beating an adult alone as a child at all. Instead, he pointed at Edgar with his index finger in full swing, and his fingertip almost touched the tip of his nose.

"Guest, guest...?"

The clerk learned of the turmoil here, and immediately rushed to the neighborhood, but she only heard a few words "innocent", "suspect", "mopping up", "adult", and without knowing the cause and effect, she panicked and connected the key words shocked.

Judging from the boy's age, he is only about ten years old, so he can't be a policeman, so he's here to seek revenge?The hatred of killing the father or the hatred of taking the wife... No, no, the latter is unlikely.In short, do you want to go forward to persuade, or is it better to call, call the police...?

The clerk was at a loss, she was so anxious that her blood vessels burst.

However, at this moment, she suddenly saw Edgar glance in her direction, and smiled at her comfortingly.

"...I understand." The clerk immediately calmed down as if she had taken a reassurance, nodded in response, then turned around happily, and continued to make the special dessert Edgar ordered.

——Since Lord Edgar said so, there must be no problem! ~

The new fan girl who has been successfully brainwashed since Edgar entered the store is full of confidence.

And Qi Ya, who divided his mind in half to the snacks, didn't notice this little episode, nor did he calm down after a few seconds passed. Seeing that he didn't get a reply, he continued to speak and planned to say a few more words.However, before he could speak, Edgar quickly picked up a small round snack and stuffed it into his mouth.

Qi Ya was startled at first, but he didn't try to avoid it. He was not afraid of being poisoned in the snack. He stared at Edgar and began to chew, and said vague words from time to time: " @￥%@! (Let me tell you I'm not that easy to buy!)"

"...!!!" But the more he chewed, the wider his eyes widened.

this snack!

It seems to be just an ordinary sandwich biscuit, but at the initial stage, when the tongue just touches its surface, the taste of condensed milk will draw the taster's heart high.When you take the first bite, the first thing you will feel is the unique crispness of fried food on its golden yellow exterior, which is very skillfully blended with the taste of eggs in the batter.

Moreover, the person who cooked it fried it properly, and did a good oil-absorbing treatment in the later stage, which did not bring excessive greasy feeling. On the contrary, the slightly hard crispy surface and the slightly melted soft filling complement each other. Here comes a new taste!

Not only is it golden and beautiful on the surface, but even the taste is a golden experience!

Taste buds!explode!

What the hell is this snack!It is a taste that is decades ahead of the times!Two cute little blushes floated on Qi Ya's cheeks, his eyes narrowed in enjoyment, and even his mouth became a cat's mouth, giving the developer a thumbs up. d(ω｀*)

It wasn't until he completely swallowed the dessert that he looked at Edgar again, only to find that the other party had been holding his chin, looking at him with a posture of admiring the scenery, as if he had been watching for a long time.

"..."

For a moment, Qi Ya didn't know whether to hit him angrily or cover his face first.However, after quickly holding a meeting in his mind, he still decided to let go of the seemingly harmless ordinary person in front of him, and asked the first question, "... What kind of snack is this?"

Edgar didn't stimulate his nerves that were deeply ashamed and tense, but just shook the little fork with the dessert in his hand at him.

Qi Ya took a closer look, and this was actually——

...fried Oreos (dipped in condensed milk)!

"I gave you a taste because I sensed the breath of Tonghao." Edgar brought the fork to Qi Ya's mouth again, and asked, "How? I suggested this to the clerk."

"It's delicious!" With such admiration, Qi Ya took another piece without hesitation.

"Hmm~" Qi Ya was very satisfied, although now he still felt that the person in front of him didn't have the aura of a strong man, and he could be killed casually, but he thought he was a hateful bastard who snatched food, but now it seems that he Is a sweet lover who is willing to share and develop!It's better to let him go~

As a sweetie who loves to eat alone, Edgar didn't have any negative emotions when he heard Qi Ya's voice.The reason is quite simple. He didn't deliberately try to please the boy because he saw him as cute, nor did he say that he wanted to use him because he read his identity and background. The reason why he did this was because...

He is full.

Edgar, who has swept away many shops, stuffed his stomach and sent a lot to Honmaru, thinks that snacks should be eaten at the most suitable time!So different from things like cakes and ice cream, fried Oreos should be eaten while they are fresh out of the pan, and you should throw away the delicious food because you are full?Never.

Thinking of this, Edgar directly pushed the plate containing the biscuits to the surplus product destruction machine in his mind, and gave him a small pink fork with a cute cat pattern as a gift.So after a while, he got a smiling face that was about to turn into a cat with happiness.

Seeing Qiya, who never refused to come and ate very sweet every bite, Edgar also inexplicably felt a feeling of finding a companion.

Those daggers in the Honmaru say that they like desserts, but their preferences are actually completely opposite to their appearance. They love the light and soft Japanese desserts like Sanshidango like old people. It should be accompanied by tea with a little bitter taste.

But the one in front of me looks like he is as bold and unrestrained as he is, and he likes chocolate candy balls, which are high in sugar and easy to chew~

Although they didn't say it clearly, the two regarded each other as the same lover in their hearts. One pushed the same type of snacks (fried ice cream or something) to the opposite side, and the other licked a fork to accept them all.The atmosphere was no longer tense, but a sweet and greasy atmosphere began to waft.

So, Edgar, who didn't want to have any trouble with the child, explained: "This country is not only different from the customs and habits of my birthplace, but also the types of snacks are completely different, so I went to so many shops and collected a lot of food. There are so many desserts, I want to try them one by one.”

"That's why, no wonder." Qi Ya, who also didn't want to leave a bad impression on his colleagues, wiped his mouth seriously, nodded to express his understanding, completely unable to see the brat who was so angry as if he came to collect debts.

He is really a boy with a changeable personality. Could it be that this is the change system that the people in the brigade talk about?But this child doesn't have the kind of lumpy energy that can change positions at will.While thinking this way, Edgar continued his strike-up conversation:

"Hey? Mr. Xiao, who is very knowledgeable about sweets, can you recommend the desserts here." He pointed to the bagged snacks beside him, "Although I want to eat them all, it's a pity that my stomach capacity is limited , we can only solve some difficult-to-preserve first.”

For this commission, Qi Ya deeply felt that only a strong sweet tooth like himself could complete it, so proud that his nose was raised high, he raised his head and said with his hips akimbo: "I really can't do anything with a foreigner like you, Then let me introduce you."

"Okay~ok~" Edgar nodded cooperatively.

……

Time flew by as they happily savored desserts.

After they eat for a while, rest for a while, and eat for a while, they finish their breakfast, lunch, and afternoon tea... After a long time, the sky has gradually been dyed a soft orange, and the two people's affection for each other is "bass" to The rising sweet tooth stopped what he was doing.

As an adult, Edgar was obliged to take out his wallet and prepare to pay, but Qi Ya, who was already sitting next to him, suddenly came over, glanced at the wallet and asked with wide eyes in surprise : "So much cash? Dozens of black cards???"

He carefully looked at the exploding wallet again, and made sure that he was not mistaken.

God, although this person does exude the aura of a rich man, but he didn't expect to be the type of nouveau riche?And isn't the black card a one-person-one-for-one model?What are so many cards for?

As an underage child whose parents still control his pocket money, Qiya is surprised but also envious of this—if I had so much money, I would build a candy villa, play video games and eat snacks every day, saying Nothing to do!

What?The previous wish to arrest everyone in the family?That's not important anymore. (waving hands)

Qi Ya blinked his shiny cat eyes, put his fists on his chest, and asked sincerely: "Edgar, how did you earn this?" To the pinnacle of life.

However, Edgar also blinked back, pretending to be puzzled, and asked back: "Is money such a thing that needs to be earned? Isn't that the existence of chatting with people casually, and the other party will offer their hands?"

"……Hey?"

Qi Ya felt that he seemed to hear this person uttering terrible lines in a flat tone.

Edgar... Could it be that he is the leader of an evil organization with a weak body but very good at hypnosis...?What denomination?Rabbit Eye Cult?

The author has something to say: Fried Oreos and fried ice cream are both delicious~

But it’s not so much an explosion of taste buds as an explosion of calories. Girls who pay attention to their figure, please don’t try it lightly ww

Ps. Writing this in the middle of the night is simply revenge on myself orz

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