[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

The "clothing competition" and so on are actually just Hasebe's exaggerated words.

In fact, it all started when Edgar told Hasebe, who had never been to Honmaru, about the current information about the swords, so he glanced at what the swords were doing during the period.

It's too interesting, and it's related to the knives that Hasebe knew, so in order to make him more familiar with Honmaru, Edgar described a few words about it.

……

When it has changed from day to night here, only ten minutes have passed in the world of swords and swords.

Even with Fox's explanation, they all understand the truth, but even if they haven't seen their master for a while, as loyal swords, they are still very worried, empty, and lonely.

With such a mood, Zongsan sneaked into Edgar's house while the knives were concentrating on filling the holes they dug one by one.Anyway, this is the place where he lived for a day with the master's permission. He patted his clothes in that corner and sat down with ease.The posture is elegant, and the head is held high, as if still expecting that the judge will suddenly appear and touch his head.

And then, as everyone knows—he was buried upright by a pile of clothes that fell from the sky, forming a hill.

Zongsan, who was startled by the sudden attack and almost fell to the ground, quickly deduced the point based on his familiarity with the aura and size of his own god judge.

This is the master's clothes. Not only did he get it, he could feel the master's aura, and he even got the order to "clean up" indirectly.The corners of Zong San's mouth couldn't stop rising, he almost flew up with joy, he couldn't see the feminine and melancholy look when he was just summoned.

——This is a good opportunity for him to complete the important task given by his master, and then stand out from the swords!Be sure to take good care of your clothes!

……

Zong San was dangling in the corridor with a stack of clothes that were as square as dried tofu, looking for the legendary ultra-fast laundry tool—the washing machine.

Although he has avoided crowded places as much as possible, and saw the short knives who are good at scouting quickly dodge, but he, who doesn't do much housework and doesn't know the terrain of this area, still bumped into the overlord of this area—— Candlestick cut Guangzhong.

"...!"

After the two met, Zong San quickly took two steps back, turning his back to block the pile of clothes.This strange move naturally aroused Candlestick Che's curiosity.

Although Zong San has always looked like he was in the late stage of depression, he is actually an outgoing type who talks to himself, and he has never encountered a situation where he is so flustered and hides when he sees people.Candlestick couldn't help but take a closer look, and the only abnormality was the pile of clothes that he was trying to cover up, which wasn't suspicious at all.

Candlestick cut scanned the exposed corners of the stack of clothes with professional (nanny/delete) logistics skills, and came to the conclusion that it was the type and size that the examiner liked.

"This...is the master's clothes?" Even though he could see the general idea, Candlestick Che still asked.

But Zong San felt that since he was discovered, there was nothing to hide.He no longer flustered, adjusted the position of the clothes in his arms, turned around and responded indifferently: "Yes." He also had one hand free, stroked his hair leisurely, and added, "The master just bought it and handed it over to me." Oh? I heard Foxanosuke say that there is a time difference between the two time and space, and I was thinking about whether I should clean all of these and I was very troubled. I am really troubled~ I am so troubled~"

"..." It's really too obvious to show off.Candlestick was silent for a while before replying to Zongsan, "Mr. Zongsan doesn't do much cleaning work, so I don't know much about it. In addition to the washing machine, there is such a thing as the dryer in the world."

Zong San thought Candlestick Cut was just telling him what to do, so he let down his vigilance, and in the blink of an eye, the clothes in his hands were "picked up" by Candlestick Cut, "Let's leave it to me, who is proficient in operating various machines." This matter."

"...The task that the master specially ordered me, how could I bother you—!"

Zong □□Ying grabbed the pile of clothes very quickly, and pulled back hard with the help of the linked "strike" value.

One side has a high initial value, and the other side grows later.For a while, the two were evenly matched, and they were deadlocked in the middle of the corridor.

So...it was discovered by other knives.

It was Atsuto Shiro who discovered them.As a member of the crazy output team who digs the ground very hard, the time to fill the hole is horribly long even with the help of his brothers.This also caused him, who was covered in dust, to rush to the backyard to wash his clothes, and then he saw the scene of two people grabbing clothes.

He quickly judged that it was the clothes of the god judge.

(These knives know Edgar's size so well that I can't help but drop a drop of cold sweat after watching the show.)

With such a thorough exposure, Zong San has no intention of covering up.While trying his best to compete with Candlestick, he turned his head to show off to Hou: "It was entrusted to me by the Lord?" This can be regarded as a secret warning to Candlestick.

"...!" Hou was shocked.

Why leave it to Zongsan!Obviously I came first!Whether it's acting like a baby, or touching the head, or the order forged by the master!

Under the heavy blow, he almost became a Bai scholar for a while.Fortunately, he quickly regained his senses, and after some reasoning, he thought of a possibility: "... You, did you run into the master's room again! Then you got these clothes!"

He was so excited that he shouted loudly, and then attracted a group of Awataguchi daggers who had returned from filling the pit.

The scene immediately became very chaotic. In order to help the judge and express themselves, the short swords who lacked strength worked together to turn the battlefield into a three-party power struggle among Candlestick Kiri, Sozo, and the short sword group.

In the end, the war ended over a little pink dress.It fell quietly from the pile of clothes in a violent tug.

"..."

"...?"

"...!?"

——"Huh? Zongsan, why are you so surprised? Didn't you sort them out?"

"Look at me, do you look like a knife that can fold clothes?" Zongsan was shocked and still kept a little attention, and showed them his delicate and tender hands as an ornamental knife, "I just, put these The clothes are piled up in a rectangular shape, otherwise how could they last so long in the scramble."

"..."

Candlestick cut: Then what are you obsessed with!Why not just let me clean it up from the start!

Regardless of this episode full of slots.In short, although it only took a few seconds for this little skirt, countless possibilities flashed through their minds.

Lord God Judge wears it by himself? Words such as "women's big guy" and "transvestite" were imprinted in their brains... No no no no no!Although the owner is very good-looking and suitable for wearing anything, obviously skirts are not good, right?No way!Also, the size is really too small.Candlestick cut open the skirt and looked carefully.

The owner must not be able to wear it, but since they have bought such clothes, then this is probably the owner's preference?Does he like to see other people wearing such sweet little skirts?

Hey, wait a second, the size is "small", "small" skirt... Could it be, this is for daggers! ?

"Lan--! Luan--!? Where are you, Luan!!!" The short knives began to shout at the top of their voices.

——After the "Missing Case of the Inquisitor", the chaos in Honmaru began again.

Edgar: Oops, I forgot to take out Sakura's clothes.Well, because it's very interesting, so forget it.

……

The confusion finally ended with the fact that "this little skirt can't even be put on in a mess", and Foxanosuke's belated explanation.In the end, the clothes were handed over to the candle holder for cleaning, and everyone in Honmaru hung their mouths and dried them three by one.

It is a collective activity of unity and unity, which is gratifying and congratulatory.

……

The delightful skit ended with a happy ending. The audience Edgar enjoyed watching it, and the audience Hasebe felt "It's great that the master can show a happy smile! When I go back, I must let Honmaru more Just mess it up a few times!" The cruel idea.

"Okay, get back to your senses." Edgar rubbed Hasebe's head and brought his attention back to himself, while he himself looked at the dark night scene outside the window and said, "Look at the moon and stars outside. Xi, what a beautiful weather, shall we go play?"

"Yes, Lord."

Hasebe, who blindly believed that "the Lord is right", would not point out that two o'clock in the morning is not suitable for going out, but he who was originally sitting respectfully on the chair stood up quickly, with a business-like expression on his face. The main limit) smile opened the door for Edgar.

Kariya who was about to knock on the door: "..."

"You want to go out?" He was just stunned for a while, and then said after a while, "I want to go too."

"You disrespectful...!" Hasebe gritted his teeth at the fact that someone disturbed his two-person world with the Lord, but he still used his remaining rationality to hold back his nerves that were about to go berserk, and found a reasonable excuse, " The Holy Grail War will officially start soon, right? We don't have time to keep you safe."

"...Anyway, berserker will protect me, no matter if it is the object of my allegiance or a powerful servant." Kariya blocked his mouth with Hasebe's most beloved master.But this is not just an excuse, his words are full of confidence in Edgar's force and trust in his character.

"The Lord is indeed handsome, powerful, and gentle...!" Hasebe frowned, unable to refute Kariya's words, and in the end he couldn't decide on his own, and together with Kariya, he turned his attention to Edgar.

Edgar, who was so highly regarded, tilted his head and thought for a while, and asked Kariya: "If you keep up, maybe you will experience things that are too exciting for you, is it okay?"

"It doesn't matter, anyway, Xiao Ying has been settled, and she is sleeping peacefully now." Kariya did not hesitate at all, determined to act together.

Waking up suddenly from the dream, he couldn't let go of letting this gentle berserker continue to fall into the swamp of contradictions and chaos.Even though he is still in a state of frenzy no matter what he does now due to the restrictions of his rank, Kariya hopes that by virtue of the time they spent together—the seven days of the Holy Grail War, he can feel the existence of warmth, so that It's easier to live on the Throne of Heroes that has been de-mad.

But Edgar's next words immediately disrupted his plans, he said——

"Well~ then let's go together and end this Holy Grail War~"

"...!?"

Kariya: I said before that the event would be exciting, but it turned out to be that exciting? ? ?

The author has something to say: there is no Alice in Sleepwalking Honmaru, but there is Edgar making trouble with Honmaru (even if he is not on the scene, he can still make trouble 2333333)