[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

Tsurumaru never thought that the poisonous milk he said casually would actually be sucked into the milk?

Is this going to create a sadomasochistic love story between the retrograde army and the sword man?Thinking about it this way, in order to stop thinking about the follow-up, he took another method to prevent his guessing from being wrong.

Tsurumaru pointed at the tip of his nose with his finger: "I like Kurifang, so... do you like me? He is a handsome man with black hair and red eyes~"

His original intention was to boast jokingly, but the enemy seemed to be stimulated by the words "black hair and red eyes", and quickly shrank back.Tsurumaru rolled his eyes, guessing that it reminded him of the murderous judge a few meters away.

However, I don't know if it's because the brain circuit is too simple or because he has always been interested in Tsurumaru, the enemy's opponent has strengthened himself in the air and spun around a few times before flying back.It looked carefully at Tsurumaru's face, and nodded earnestly to express its liking.

"Wow, I can do it too?" Tsurumaru expressed shock, "You're too bothered. What about the love you promised to have for Kurifang, who will be single-minded, unswerving until death, until the sea is dry and the rocks are gone? Ah, it hurts."

He was slapped by the enemy short with his tail.

Tsurumaru clasped his hands together in an introspective gesture, and continued to ask after Dagger nodded: "So, do you like Mikazuki over there? The most beautiful of the five swords under heaven? The one with the moon in its eyes!"

"..." Die Duan took a closer look at Sanriyue, who was watching the liveliness of Candlestick Cut and Tiger Cub, and after a suspicious silence, he shook his head, "Aww."

"Well, the type you like is hard to figure out." Tsurumaru rubbed his chin and looked at the bones of his opponent, "In the end, why do you want to pester me, you like me more than Kiribo...?"

He tried to find his own advantages that could attract the retrograde army. It should not be his appearance, after all, Sanriyue was also eliminated.

"...!" Tsurumaru suddenly clenched his fist and tapped the palm of the other excitedly, "I see! You like that scary God-inspector type, and you are borrowing Hesiren now!"

Isn't the black hair and red eyes the same as Edgar's color scheme, as for Curry Square, it's probably because of the black skin and red hair...?

Tsurumaru silently gave himself a thumbs up.

"..." Dagger seemed to be unable to turn his head around for a while, unable to keep up with Tsurumaru's thoughts and fell into deep thought.

"Hmph, how is it? Did I untie the knot in your heart? This is the deep love of sadomasochism. I fell in love with the person who almost crushed me, and I don't want to believe that I will have empathy in such a tactful way." Effect!"

The TV dramas and books he watched from the previous God-inspector were not in vain!

This Tsurumaru put his hands on his hips triumphantly. On the other side, the dagger seemed to think about something, but it seemed that he had just understood what Tsurumaru said. It trembled violently... and began to use his tail frantically. Shaking him back and forth, "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

"It hurts, it hurts!" Tsurumaru dodged left and right, hp-1, "Okay, I surrender! You don't like that person, right? If you like that kind of cruel, violent and inhuman guy, you should let go in time, after all, you have a crush There is no good result for shaking s."

"..." Dagger thought for a while, and then shouted again, "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" did he yelled again.

"It's really difficult, are you an unresponsive and cute character?"

"PIA——!" Another tail.

Tsurumaru dodged deftly, and then continued to gossip: "Isn't it that person, then who is your favorite?"

"Aww." The dagger kept gesturing in the direction of Okurigara.

"...You guys haven't communicated before, right? It's really love at first sight for Kurifang." The famous detective Tsurumaru recalled the initial scene, and suddenly a flash of lightning flashed behind him, and he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Wait, I There is a small guess and a super~~ bold hypothesis!"

Small guess: Did the enemy's hesitation just now not be addicted to the beauty of Sanriyue, but he was paying attention to the side?

Tsurumaru exerted the highest maneuver, got into the tiger pile and pulled out the candlestick, and then dragged him to the room where Okuri was staying.Although the enemy commander didn't know what he was thinking, he also wobbled after him.

"Huh? Huh? Uh, anyway, thank you Hesang for your help...?" Candlestick was dragged along by him in a daze.

"Hey, you'll have to thank me later~" Tsurumaru turned around and sent him a wink while running.

"Ha... um."

Candlestick was puzzled.

……

"Okay. The temporary small meeting of the Date group (incomplete) is now starting!" Tsurumaru slapped the table, and looked at the three people who occupied a table each. "The topic of this issue is-blind date!"

"...I'm leaving." Da Juli immediately stood up and prepared to leave.

Seeing that Okuri was about to leave, Tsurumaru didn't even have time to stand up, and hugged his thigh directly, shouting: "Hey!? No, it will be interesting to listen to! Awesome! So good that you want to return Hold on to me!"

Seeing Tsurumaru was so anxious that he hugged his thighs, Candlestick Kiri helped persuade Okuri: "...just play with Tsuru-sang?"

"Aww." Di Duan let out a small cry, grabbed Da Juli's sleeve and made an insignificant obstruction.

"..." Da Juli looked at Candlestick, who had always been taking care of him, and then at the dagger that was trying to be cute towards him, and suddenly saw the cuteness from the two will-o'-the-wisps.

I had no choice but to compromise and sit down.

"Thank you for your cooperation! Then, the guest is this one, who loves Jialuofang and me deeply, and also likes Guangfang's Dagger Sang by visual inspection! Papapapa." Applause.

Tsurumaru subtly replaced liking with love.

"Aw!" The dagger on the opposite side cocked its tail on the table to express its admiration, without any doubts.

"...???" Is it really a blind date show?

Seeing that the room was full of question marks, and feeling that the atmosphere was almost brewing, Tsurumaru started the topic.

"This dagger-san can't speak, and his thinking mode is relatively simple, so I can only speak for him."

Tsurumaru propped up the table with both hands, scanned the whole room, and frightened Okuri and Tokiri with a rare seriousness, "It likes the three of us, but it doesn't feel close to other knives, and because of what Kuribou said Stop me, what does this mean?"

"Uh...represents love at first sight?" Candlestick Chee replied with some doubts.

"..." Tsurumaru covered half of his face with his hands helplessly, "Why are you so easily entangled by my nonsense!"

Facing Candlestick Kiri's doubts that he really didn't understand rather than acted out, Tsurumaru sighed and explained.

"What Kulifang said at the time was, 'Go and play with Guangzhong and Zhenzong, I don't want to have a good relationship with you' Oh!"

"!!!" Candlestick Che was shocked.

"Do you understand now?" Tsurumaru said, secretly proud of the ingenious hints and witty ideas he gave.

"I understand!" Candlestick patted the table vigorously, and under the force, the short knives lying on the table flew into the air for a while visible to the naked eye.He was quickly caught by Tsurumaru.

Candlestick looked at Da Juli angrily and said: "Why is Jialuo sauce still so rebellious? This is not acceptable! You have to get along well with everyone!" After patting the table, he crossed his waist again, looking at The child in the rebellious period replied to Tsurumaru clearly, "This is the core purpose of the meeting—to improve the social incompetence of Garo-chan!"

"This should really be changed... Ah, no! He thought of it just by looking at Kuribo!" Tsurumaru was almost taken astray by Candlestick's strange thoughts, and quickly pointed at Okuri and turned back to the original topic.

"..." Okurigara, who was pointed at, didn't care about the finger that was about to poke his forehead, and fell into deep thought, "Dagger, Guangzhong, Kuninaga, Zhenzong...you are... Zhenzong Is it...?" He carefully touched the opponent held in the palm of Tsurumaru's hand.

"Gara sauce...you mean, it's Xiaozhen!?" Zhu Keqie suddenly became at a loss, unable to see the menacing look before.Apart from staring at the enemy, he couldn't say anything, and he didn't even know where to put his hands and feet.

"Ah?" The enemy leader who was closely watched cocked his tail in doubt, tilted his head and examined himself, but he didn't understand anything.

It didn't remember anything until it was touched by Dajuli.

In the back of its mind, there is a black-haired and red-eyed man who makes him close and afraid. He once said to it-"Give everything you have to me forever, in exchange for temporary happiness, how about it?"

How does it answer?

Even the Holy Grail, known as the universal wish-making machine, failed to fulfill its wish. Could this man be able to?

Whether it was because the time for clear thinking was always too short, it seemed to nod its head instinctively without any hesitation.

Just to pursue that impossible happiness.

……

This picture just flashed before Dagger's eyes, and it didn't even leave a deep impression on it, so it began to observe its own tail again.

Are these guys staring at themselves envious of its beautiful tail?so pitiful~

And the swords around didn't notice the momentary dazzle of the short swords, and even began to feel a little lost—is it all because they think too much...

"Da." Da Juli's index finger, which was stiff at the position of the dagger's skull, was easily thrown away by the dagger, and he grabbed it in one bite.The touch of bones and nails made a slight sound.

The dagger didn't use much strength, so Okuri didn't struggle, and he just stroked the small and white mandible with his thumb in a somewhat depressed state.

"Gara sauce..."

"Kuri Place..."

Candekiri and Tsurumaru are also disappointed, but they are more worried about Okurigara——

His sadness can be seen with the naked eye. Although he always does not show it on his face and has the same expression every day, he is indeed the child who is the most similar to human beings among them and has a very soft heart.

"Why are you worried about me? Obviously I should apologize to you. It was I who imposed my desire to see Zhenzong on you, but you probably don't even remember your name. "Okuri tried hard to explain something.However, the fact that he, who has always been a man of few words, has revealed his vacillation by expressing so much of his inner thoughts, not to mention his quivering tone.

Candlestick worriedly put his hand on the back of Okuri's hand to comfort him.He wanted to say: This can be regarded as making a new friend, isn't it?Besides, they have such a powerful new master, Xiaozhen will definitely come!

However, before he could open his mouth in time, he froze in place due to the sudden change.

A voice came to his mind directly, the tone should be that of a lively boy, he said: "I like it! I like you guys so much! I like cranes, white, black, gorgeous, red! I hate it!"

Candlestick Kiri looked up at Tsurumaru, and found that he was also shocked, and turned to look at Okuri, equally surprised.

But the voice did not change due to their emotions, and continued: "I like it, Yuli, edamame cake, Xiaoguang, and candle holders are all cut off! I hate broken ones, knives, change!"

The speech was intermittent, and it could be said that the preamble was inconsistent, but it was obvious that the three of them were connected together, and they looked at the dagger surrounded by the hands of the three together.

The short knife was still the same short knife, made of dense white bones and faint green light, it was not afraid of being held by three broad hands, and instead adjusted the angle to prevent them from holding hands.

"I like it! Together with everyone!"

"..."

The author has something to say: I was guessed to be sada sauce, but I am sorry that the enemy did not appear in cp, everything is Tsurumaru's brain supplement ╮(??ω??)╭

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Shy Xiu threw a mine

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