[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

Edgar, who was stopped, looked back and saw not other swords, but Tsurumaru who had just claimed to "scare" him, but this one was now terrified.

"Huh?" Edgar was puzzled.

"'Huh' what 'huh'? You just go out like this!?"

What if it is seen by other knives in this pill? ? ?Tsurumaru only felt that ever since he saw this man named Edgar, he had been living surrounded by death, blood and fright—this really felt the freshness of life...

It turned out that everyone who was frightened by his prank before had such a painful life... He had a rare reflection.

From Tsurumaru's perspective, Edgar's hand waving towards him not only absorbed blood, but even the wound became scarless, which shows that this person's own healing ability is extremely powerful.

However, the penetrating wound on his chest and back has not healed, instead, blood is continuously flowing, just relying on that strange ability to perform extracorporeal circulation!

But that person just replied with a dazed expression, "This is a curse~" and walked out again. Tsurumaru had no choice but to thank the structure of each honmaru for similarity, as well as his full-level concealment value, and stopped him , gritted his teeth and said:

"...I'll get it for you."

Hearing that, in his opinion, Edgar sat on the table with his legs crossed and pondered for a while, as if he was taking advantage of it and pretending to be a good boy, before agreeing to his request.

So Tsurumaru, who didn't know that the jury who was bleeding from his chest was the normal state of the Honmaru, secretly went to the kitchen with complex emotions such as anger, guilt, and weird joy.

……

After Tsurumaru left angrily, Edgar sat directly on the wooden desk, crossing his slender legs and waiting for him to come back.

Although there was an element of playing Tsurumaru in the contemplation just now, the main reason was that a troublesome person came to talk to him.

That is—the Great Grail-sama who has been watching from the corner all night...

Holy Grail: "I saw it, I saw it all! You kissed those two knives, held up the little boy, and stabbed yourself to appease that black lacquer! (- Congratulations to Tsurumaru for getting another "black lacquer" "This nickname.) You, you, people have worked so hard for you, so there is no good treatment for calculating the coordinates so hard! Even replenishing magic power is not gentle at all!"

"……Hey."

Edgar rested his feet lightly on the rim of the small cup in the corner, and while playing with the Holy Grail, he thought: Trouble.

This is probably because Edgar, who has always liked to wear a gentle mask and never forgets to pretend even when he is sick, has rarely expressed his dislike on the public face.

But neither the sigh nor the body that was being played left and right interrupted the thoughts of the Holy Grail, it continued to babble in my mind: "I am clearly counting every moment in order to realize your wish. Coordinates, speak so hard! You didn’t even kiss me, hug me, or call me Little Cup Cup! You’re ruthless, you’re ungrateful, you’re making trouble for no reason! I’m about to get emotional!”

Who is making trouble for no reason, and what the hell is the little cup... After complaining in his heart, Edgar still tapped the rim of the cup with his toe and asked, "Don't you like me to call you the Great Holy Grail?"

Holy Grail: "Although this is indeed good, it not only highlights my ability and status, but also shows your respect for me, but it cannot show the intimate and important relationship between you and me!"

close...?

Edgar couldn't figure it out. The swords that belonged to him were fine, but this cup that had only been together for a few hours and couldn't be brainwashed...?

Holy Grail: "My God! Don't you want to take advantage of me and still not admit it! Heartbreaker! I, we have a relationship that has repaired the devil! Replenish the devil! Don't you know what it means to replenish the devil? Only close people The intimacy that can only be done!"

"...Is it pointing at you to instill power?" Unable to understand the brain circuit of the cup, Edgar had to try to understand the literal meaning of "replenishing magic".

"Yes, yes, er, it should be, at least the Lord Holy Grail thinks so! We have all mended the magic, why don't you come to kiss me, hug me, and call me little cup? Don't come to my function of calculating coordinates The system is about to crash!"

"..."

Edgar: I almost forgot. Although this cup cannot be brainwashed, it has no brains. It was stupid from the beginning...

In order to give himself a reason to keep this cup, Edgar asked the Holy Grail: "You said that you can calculate the spatial coordinates, but you haven't done it so far. What kind of process is it, can I help?"

The Holy Grail was immediately successfully diverted from the subject: "Oh, dear, do you want to help me? It's so sweet, come, come, let me tell you about the mental journey of the Great Holy Grail's calculations!"

Isn't this Holy Grail only born for one day?Where did it learn the messy vocabulary... What did the retrograde army show it when they took it with them.

Edgar leaned on his forehead and listened to the fragments of the Holy Grail. He removed those who used a large number of exaggerated descriptions, and then ignored the redundant descriptions of appearance and psychology. After roughly sorting it out, it can be summarized as follows:

Different time and space are like balls of different colors in a bowl, jumping from one to another, as long as enough magic power can be paid, as the "third method", it can achieve time and space transformation.

But the information provided by Edgar is completely different. There is no time and space associated with him in this world, which means that Edgar’s time and space is already in another bowl or basin or box, and it may not be a sphere. , but square, triangular, it is already difficult to do across a bowl, and it is even more difficult to accurately locate a small object in this container full of objects, even the so-called "universal wishing machine" ", I am afraid that this wish is much more difficult than seeking the root cause.

Now, what the Holy Grail does is first find out the location of the container, whether it is a bowl or not.

In addition, even if the general orientation is found, there is still a problem that is difficult to solve-the consumption of magic power.

The Holy Grail itself also has a certain amount of magical power, but it is small in size, small in capacity, and only one day old, so it does not have a good reserve of magical power.

Therefore, no matter how many times the retrograde army circles around it, it is impossible to achieve any large-scale wishes.

Not to mention Edgar's space related to another world.

Take the Holy Grail's own wish as an example, it hopes to be born, and birth is naturally not as simple as putting consciousness on a doll.

After all, although it is small in size, it is not a small holy grail used to recover servant souls, but a real big holy grail.

Even though the Great Grail has the IQ of a human child (it claims to have the thinking of a mature male), the energy required to transform such a cup into a human is beyond imagination.

Basically, it can only be done by a Great Holy Grail buried deep in the ground to absorb magic power for about 60 years.

But the "Master of the Great Holy Grail" in front of him, even if he buried it in a spiritual land with rich magic power and absorbed it for a hundred years, he couldn't do it, because its capacity is too small, and it can't accumulate enough to realize his wish. That day will feed back to the earth halfway.

——This is probably the reason why no one came to the retrograde army after it was taken away, let alone Edgar.

And compared to the desire to make the Holy Grail born, Edgar needs much more magical power...

It can be said that going back to the original time and space needs to accomplish two almost impossible tasks, and the former can only rely on the unreliable Master Holy Grail for induction.

But Edgar didn't feel that the future was hopeless. After all, he really didn't find any clues and information related to going back before seeing the Holy Grail.

He can't do the former, but can't he help with the latter?

What the Holy Grail needs to operate is magic power, but absorbing his spiritual power doesn't feel inappropriate, so it's okay for him to store the energy himself, and then input and use it together at the end?

As for the wish of the Holy Grail itself, isn't it just right to act as a test object when using spiritual power as an energy source?How good it is to kill two birds with one stone.

In this way, Edgar informed the Holy Grail of his plan, and the Holy Grail expressed it-very touched!Strands of transparent energy gushed out from it, representing tears: "Since the two wishes are consuming mana, I am actually going to be the first to realize my wish! I, I, it seems that I can only promise you with my body! "

"..."

——In short, an absurd and weird plan was launched in which human beings paid the required energy, the Holy Grail, to make wishes.

Sensing that Tsurumaru was coming back soon, coupled with being speechless about the Holy Grail, Edgar stopped playing with the rim of the cup, and kicked it over in his direction with a childish vengeance, and his control was also gone. It is very subtle.

"Hey! Honey! Did you change your mind so quickly? Is it because the darkness is coming back? Don't you love me? Why do I feel like the world is upside down???"

"Because I heard that standing on the head will make the blood flow to the brain, thereby speeding up the thinking speed, come on~" Perfunctory and perfunctory.

"It turns out that it is helping me to become smarter. My dear, you are so kind and knowledgeable! You are worthy of being my dear!"

"... um~"

It should be said that, as expected, when the topic was changed casually again, the Holy Grail forgot the topic again, but he didn't know when he could forget or get tired of the weird name "dear".

It can be seen that Edgar unconsciously returned to his childhood thinking. After turning the cup over, while it was quietly indulging in calculations, Edgar rubbed his toe on the bottom of the cup to make it shake again and again. Akira, as revenge for it bullying his ears for so long.

So, on the other side, Tsurumaru who sneaked back from the kitchen unpreparedly ushered in Edgar, who had never been shown in front of him, had a more direct brain circuit, and didn't care about the image for the sake of purpose. little mr.

……

"Squeak-"

The door was opened slightly by a scabbard.

Tsurumaru sneaked in as stealthily as a thief, and he still had a small cookie in his mouth.

Seeing Edgar looking over, he spread his empty hands vaguely while eating biscuits, and said, "How? Are you scared? I didn't bring any snacks, I ate them all hahahahahaha cough... Cough cough cough!?"

"..."

The author has something to say: Edgar can’t understand the brain circuit of Lord Holy Grail, so he is considered a natural enemy to some extent 23333

ps. After saving hundreds of stones, Emperor Kongming both crashed... Oh, my heart hurts so much!I want to write fz and try to write Wenxuanxue...

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Thanks again for Jasmine's mine! *?(?′?`?)?*