[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

In the end, what pulled Li Xiang back from the inexplicable up and up admiration for Edgar was two strange gazes attached to him—he wiped his face casually as if wiping a table, and finally Noticing that the two servants didn't show any shyness, they maintained the intimate posture just now, and had a long-lasting eye contact with him.

"……"Tremendous stress.

Li Xiang, who was thinking of rushing up to get his idol's autograph just now, shrank back his feet timidly, and pawed on the door panel again.

Then, when the cold sweat on Lixiang's back was about to converge into a lake under the enthusiastic eyes of the two servants, Da Vinci finally spoke.When he opened his mouth, there was a string of delicate girlish voices that were completely opposite to the hatefulness of the content: "Ah, although Li Xiang has worked so hard to come here, but now I have a special plan, and Li Xiang, who is no longer useful, will Please go back~" He tilted his head, and waved his hands that were still resting on Edgar's shoulders at Lixiang from afar.

"Woo." Li Xiang couldn't help sobbing.

Naturally, his original intention was not to work for Da Vinci for nothing.However, after waking up deliberately, he was silently ignored by Edgar's eyes looking at strange people, and Da Vinci waved him away like a puppy. The little heart that had been tormented and weakened by his brain hole once again felt a little bit turbulent.

So, Lixiang continued to hold the door panel, and said dryly to the two servants in the room: "Really? Then, I'm leaving? Really? Really, really?"

"Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo." Probably because of Li Xiang's pitiful puppy eyes, Da Vinci pressed Edgar's shoulder, and pulled the opponent who didn't put up any resistance to Li Xiang, and said with a smile, "Don't look at me like that, is it lonely? Hmmmm, it happens that my handsome partner is useless after providing inspiration. If you are lonely, let him accompany you?"

Da Vinci's tone of voice is like a lively young girl in her prime, but the content and actions of her words are very much like a passionate and treacherous human trafficker.

The buyer Lixiang was shocked.

He quickly took a big step back and hid behind the door. The first thought in his mind was: As expected of Da Vinci, he dared to talk to the big boss like this!

Only then did he realize that if he didn't refuse, then he and Edgar would have a "happy" time alone.

——Although I admire Edgar's provocative (sister?) skills, I don't need Edgar's company, or I dare not want Edgar's company!Dear Vinci!Do you understand people's hearts?

Li Xiang hid at the door, showing a small face, and kept winking at Da Vinci and gesticulating with negative eyes. The inner drama and facial muscles were very delicate and developed, which made Ed who had been watching silently. Plus the smile has deepened a lot.

However, Da Vinci, who is the main recipient of the eyes, is still as good at disregarding the wishes of others as usual.He lowered his head to avoid Lixiang's eyes, muttered a few broken words, and then started to prepare the experimental tools, and used real actions to drive away Lixiang who was hindering his work.

"With the two Holy Grails and... the Noble Phantasm,... the magical power will be filled... the genius~... the link...~"

Lixiang: Desperate.

On the other side, Edgar, who was also regarded as a hindrance, said his farewell words along the gap between Da Vinci taking the props: "Yes, I will not disturb. After all, as the initiator, I understand very well that even if You are a peerless genius and it is difficult to complete this task in a short period of time, it is really hard work for you."

These words were full of politeness and official atmosphere.Ling Lixiang couldn't help muttering in his heart that socializing between adults is really boring.

However, to Lixiang's surprise, this sentence that made him mutter quietly hit Da Vinci's anger point completely.

The "beauty" with fluttering long hair suddenly raised her head, blew her beard and stared at Edgar and said loudly: "How is it possible! I am a genius among geniuses, the omnipotent, Da Vinci! As long as I study It would be a breeze to make that kind of thing in a few days!"

Li Xiang: It’s so easy to stay awake for a few days...

"Oh, as expected of Da Vinci, I am very much looking forward to your work three days later." Almost as soon as Da Vinci finished speaking, Edgar immediately expressed his praise.He imitated Lixiang's usual affectionate address to Da Vinci, laughed so that the temperature inside the room rose several degrees again, suppressing Lixiang's desire to complain.

And Da Vinci, like Lixiang, couldn't help being dazed for a moment by Edgar's smile, and out of pride, he puffed out his proud chest happily.But when he was about to nod his head in agreement, because of the painter's excellent sensitivity to smiles, he quickly noticed the trap clearly laid out in those words.

"Tsk!" Da Vinci, who was unknowingly set a delivery deadline, was very annoyed. He reluctantly insisted on sticking to the character design he set, stomping his feet and gritted his teeth, growling: "Sly, so sly! !" Anger made his face, which was applauded by the world, dyed a layer of bright red, and the long dark hair scattered behind his back opened his teeth and claws in the air like octopus tentacles.

"...Ah!" Lixiang, who had been "charmed" inadvertently, also regained some consciousness in Da Vinci's sudden growl.He has gradually transformed from the victim who wants to be with Edgar to the role of a safe bystander, but his mood is far more complicated than before.

From the time he first came to Chaldea to serve in Chaldea and now he is constantly fighting to save the world, he has never seen Da Vinci so angry in a non-combat segment for a long time.

You must know that although Da Vinci, who came as a caster, does not have top-notch terrifying military power, once he is extremely angry, he can definitely create all kinds of unimaginable bad events in all aspects.And the most troubling thing now is that it was Lord Edgar who made him angry...!If these two are hostile, it will be another kind of terror! ! !

Fujimaru Tachika, pulling on the door panel with all his strength, trembled again.

However, the subsequent development is different from the tragedy Lixiang imagined.

Seeing that he was about to be on Da Vinci's blacklist and could no longer successfully fulfill his request, Edgar did not panic.He didn't take some remedial measures hastily, but stood where he was, looked Da Vinci up and down, and then said leisurely: "Ah, ah, although the angry Mona Lisa is still full of charm, but with Da Vinci The Mona Lisa is the most suitable, as expected, there is only that indifferent smile."

He spoke very leisurely.If this tone of voice is placed in other people's mouths, it will only add to the irritating sense of debauchery and provocation.But probably because of Edgar's soft tone and his frequent smile, this sentence was a little more convincing when he said it, making Da Vinci, who always has a certain tolerance for beautiful things, The anger subsided slightly.

So, taking advantage of the opportunity that the other party was able to listen to his own words, Edgar lowered his eyes, half-hid the too sharp scarlet in them, lowered his head affectionately and looked at the petite "female" in front of him, "Sorry Well, because I am full of expectations for the genius who has turned into a heroic spirit, I am a little carried away." Edgar's voice was much lower than before, and he seemed to be full of apologies for what he had done before.

"Uh...uh, uh!" Facing Edgar's apology, Da Vinci pursed his lips hard, and hummed a few strange tones in rhythm.He stared fixedly at Edgar, and after some inner struggles visible to the naked eye, he drooped his shoulders and sighed.

"It's such an obvious conspiracy! But there is no way, although I love everything equally, but you have already surpassed the average standard of 'beauty' I set, and you are so nice to speak~" Da Vinci's tone gradually became high-spirited, "Yes, yes, who told me that I am an almighty person with peerless beauty~ No problem, if you give that kind of thing to me, I can make it for you within three days~ Oh lol Ho Ho." Like a real noble lady, he half-covered his lips and laughed tremblingly.

"Then, you two who are in the way, hurry up and leave, and don't disturb little Da Vinci's work anymore~" Da Vinci waved her fingertips in a ladylike manner.

"Yes, thank you for your hard work, Mr. Da Vinci." Edgar nodded with a smile in his eyes, put his arms around Lixiang, who was stunned again because he couldn't adapt to the rapid development, and walked out quickly The magic workshop that has been billowing smoke and dust.

Before closing the door, Edgar held the doorknob and blinked his right eye at Da Vinci inside, "Although I am very grateful to Da Vinci for allowing me to hug the dignified beauty you drew, I really I still look forward to having an unobstructed ~ (acting) intimate contact with Mr. Da Vinci."

"Boom-!!!"

Accompanied by Edgar gently closing the door, there was a loud blasting sound in the magic workshop.Immediately afterwards, Da Vinci roared: "Shut your mouth and get out, get out, get out! Don't bother me!!!"

"Okay, dear Da Vinci." Edgar responded cheerfully through the door.

"...Okay, that's amazing."

Li Xiang, who was standing behind Edgar, raised his head high and looked up at Edgar earnestly.I just feel that the back in front of me is getting taller—how on earth can I make the other party work for me after happily angering the other party... And what's even more frightening is that Edgar is only relying on Da Vinci, a penny-pinching profiteer, was so embarrassed by his words.

Under Lixiang's fiery gaze full of envy and longing, Edgar turned around slowly, and said with a smile, "Chaldea really deserves to be an organization that aims to save the world."

Li Xiang: "Huh?" The topic changed so quickly that he didn't know what to do.

"Because everyone is integrated by the same goal." As if answering Lixiang's doubts, Edgar caressed Lixiang's hair, and let out a heartfelt exclamation with curved eyebrows and eyes. "Everyone in Chaldea, no matter what their nature is, as long as they don't get involved in the dead end, their tolerance and tolerance are surprisingly wide."

Lixiang: "Huh?"

One syllable came out of his mouth.

"all"? "Everyone"? "All"?

It was as if Edgar had already tested all the creatures in Chaldea during the time he fell asleep... Ah ha ha ha... No way... Woo, no way... ! ?

Li Xiang suddenly fell silent like a cicada, crying under the gentle touch of the other party, and trembled into a poor little frightened fuzz with the vibration mode turned on.

And Edgar?

He looked at the little master who was about to shake out the afterimage under his hands, and he felt much happier.

This kind of feeling is probably when I ran into a passing by when I was taking a walk to digest food, no, it should be said that it was a little milk dog lured by my naughty swords, and then I picked it up and played with it. Take pleasure in it.

Edgar thought so, and lightly patted Polaroid on the head.