[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

"Hey, hey. How much is one plus one?" The boy who called himself Edgar the Young Edgar cheerfully asked the grown-up Edgar.

This question appeared so suddenly and inexplicably.

It seems to be a question to discuss profound and advanced art and philosophy topics with others, and it seems to be just a simple arithmetic that simply despises the IQ of the testee.

At the same time, as if worried that Edgar would not be able to calculate the answer correctly, the boy waved his little hand lightly, and two dark shadows appeared from behind.

In this empty and dead white dreamland, the two shadows that suddenly appeared were like two black holes that sucked in all the white around them. Risk of dizziness.

However, compared to this deep darkness, their shape is more eye-catching.

The shadows on the left and right have human-like outlines, like a villain in a shadow puppetry, waving his arms to Edgar in a strict and smooth manner, the range and strength are almost the same as the movements of the little boy when he greeted him.

"..." Edgar remained silent.He pushed aside the little boy on his lap who was constantly blinking for his answer, stood up with his arms around his chest, and looked at the two black shadows who obviously didn't have the ability to think.

"..." On the other side, although the surroundings were extremely oppressed by the silent staring at each other, the little boy who didn't get a response didn't rush to urge him. Instead, he pursed his thin lips, opened his eyes wide, and looked serious. He looked up at Edgar, waiting for his reply.

The shadows were still repeating their movements, but Edgar, one big and one small, seemed to have stopped time, and no one moved.

I don't know how long it took, "Hey—" Edgar stroked his forehead and sighed deeply, losing in this game of wooden figures.He understood that in this game where time was the bargaining chip, no matter what, he would not be able to win against the little Edgar who was staring at him persistently in front of him.

"I thought I could finally have a good night's sleep without headaches, but it turned out to be a sleepless night with only noisy little ghosts." As he said, Edgar raised his leg and kicked the boy in front of him, "...don't suddenly Comparing to me, it's disgusting."

"Wow, I'm obviously expressing your joy that you didn't go crazy, how disgusting!" The little boy complained while avoiding Edgar's unintentional kick.After hiding, he returned to Edgar again like a brown candy, stuck out his tongue and made a face at him, "Even kicked me when I was a child, cruel! Bad! Tyrant! Inhuman!"

"Oh, and then?" Edgar raised his eyebrows with a cold face.

"Hmm..." Little Edgar seemed to have been shocked by his response, and quickly became dejected.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Edgar looked at the two black shadows again, and brought the topic back to normal: "Let's talk about it first, even if it's the 'me' when I was a child, if it's just to tease me and disturb my dream , I will not let you go either."

"If I hurt you, I will be hurt too, so I may treat you like [——], and give you some [——] extreme punishment."

"Wow," the disappointed little Edgar immediately perked up when he heard those words, "I did this for a reason, and the handsome and powerful 'I' will definitely be forgotten by adults." The kid's gone, huh?" Little Edgar was defending, while taking a few steps back, he sprinted and wanted to hug Edgar's thigh and act like a baby that he was best at.

Then Edgar stopped the movement with an index finger against his forehead.

"..."

Little Edgar, who was always separated by an arm's length from Edgar and unable to move forward, thumped his hands uselessly, and explained embarrassingly: "I just want to test whether the spirit of 'I' has stabilized, my lord. Well~ look, look, the result is super good, even if you see Morris and Elvis, you won't go crazy anymore!"

As he said that, he kept waving his right hand behind his back in small increments, as if intending to secretly cancel the two shadows in order to weaken the stimulus to Edgar.

And Edgar naturally discovered the movement of the shadow.But he didn't react too much. After watching them gradually dissipate like thick smoke, he pressed little Edgar's head and said in a low voice: "I finally have leisure time. I just want to do this." If something happens, you can already go back."

Wow, the voice is as deep as a subwoofer... Is it because you are unhappy, unhappy, or simply not waking up?

Little Edgar raised his eyes cautiously to check Edgar's status, but was frightened back by the terrifying look in the next second.

"I have something to do! I have something to do!" He quickly explained, "Your current plan is super-super-dangerous. I have no choice but to come out in order to keep the individual's survival rate within the normal range! Let's have a good chat Let's talk!"

Saying this, Little Edgar waved his hand again, and arranged a small courtyard with tables, chairs and afternoon tea in this blank space.

"..." Looking at the fruits of his own labor when he was a child, although Edgar sat down cooperatively and tasted the snacks, his eyes were filled with distaste—the lawn was covered with the popular animation "" The surrounding picnic cloths released by Gao——, and the teacups used for drinking tea are also limited edition military kettles released by the popular game "Brave Fight——" more than ten years ago.

He can clearly judge that although this young self has all the memories of more than 20 years so far, both his preferences and way of thinking have completely stayed in the state not long after he was born in the nutrition tank.

It is difficult to communicate when the three views are different.

Receiving the disdainful gaze from Big Edgar, Little Edgar immediately hugged his baby's water bottle tightly, pouted and complained: "I don't want to be so scary with (very handsome☆but) in the future My grown-up, I’m talking! But there’s nothing I can do about it, I’m the only one who knows how to follow common sense in this period of time, and I’m also cute, well-behaved, sensible and kind, and friendly and kind to others..."

Little Edgar is obviously more lively and expressive than Edgar, who only has two states of gentle smile and helpless smile.As he talked, his mood improved a lot, he started bouncing up and down with a smile, and in the end he boasted simply and happily.

While bragging, seeing that Edgar hadn't spoken for a long time, he thought for a while, and a light bulb suddenly lit up in his head, "Ah, could it be that I, an adult, would be happier if someone else persuaded me?" He gestured a few times with his bare hands. A figure, "For example, the funny Kariya, the gentle Natsume, the cute sword and so on?"

"Cannian, I'm not very good at acting, so I can't imitate these people." Little Edgar waved his hand.

"Hey." Edgar sighed again.He pushed away the seat, propped half of his body on the table, completely shrouded little Edgar under the shadow he created, squinted his eyes and softly threatened: "Get to the point."

"Wooah!" Little Edgar screamed and quickly backed away.In desperation, he almost fell to the ground with his chair and his back.

"I see, I'll get to the point." Little Edgar covered his cheeks, but he still seemed to be able to feel the temperature of the air they exhaled when their noses met just now, and the place that couldn't cover it with his little hands immediately turned red. stand up.He couldn't help muttering in a low voice: "I, I, I, I will grow into this kind of humanoid self-propelled hormone disseminator in the future... Woo, what do you want to use the charm skill on yourself when you were a child, no nerve! Pervert! Criminal!"

Edgar stared at him without saying a word.

"..." Little Edgar's murmur, which was as low as a mosquito, disappeared immediately.

He drank a few sips of fruit juice to calm down, and finally got to the point.

"You have confirmed Hasebe's ability to handle official documents, and you have also informed Hakata of the location and quantity of Honmaru's assets. In the end, you have confirmed that the swords have enough combat power to defeat the 99th-level inspection, and will not be enough Mighty swords are polarized."

"It can be said that the transfer of rights, the storage of funds, and the strengthening of strength have all been completed,"

"So, Edgar, are you going to implement your plan after you wake up? It's too dangerous!!!"

Little Edgar, who was calmly talking about the premise, suddenly slapped the table hard, "If everything goes smoothly, you will face the entire Federation at your weakest... No, it should be said that it is the entire universe. Go after him with all your might!" He kicked his legs in excitement.

"Oh." Edgar responded indifferently.

His state was completely opposite to Little Edgar's excitement, and he even used his hands to stabilize the table that was shaking with Little Edgar.After watching his jumping feet when he was a child for a while, he still smiled leisurely.

"Don't worry, what if those guys go up together?"

Nani! ?

Hearing the words 'rest assured', little Edgar was even more worried.

He patted the table with a "slap", his big eyes were full of disbelief——

Although here you are a god-inspector trusted by the government, but in our own time and space you are a big villain~~~!The kind that is full of hatred in the universe!The kind that will only appear in the final level in the game!

1VN singled out the entire universe group, don't you think this kind of thing is cool!

... well, it's cool, super cool der.

No no no!But if you don't survive, everything will be meaningless!

"Don't you think I can't kill those guys?" Edgar smiled and pinched the cheeks of little Edgar, who was about to wrinkle his facial features together and wrinkle into buns.

……Huh?It seems like oh, I feel super strong when I grow up?

No no no!My purpose is not to let myself and everyone kill the entire universe for the enemy's rear!

Little Edgar felt that he was about to be brainwashed by his grown-up self, so he shook his head violently.

My purpose is to be more peaceful and happier——

"Depraved."

The author has something to say: Shocked!A man was judged to be "improving" after arguing with himself.