[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

Fight? ? ?

The swords scattered all over the dessert shop turned their heads in surprise.

Under Edgar's ability, the clerks and customers carry out daily communication on their own, without being affected by any external factors.Everyone who walked away obediently did not notice what happened at the first time due to the surrounding noise and obstructed vision.

When they heard the noise and came to the window, the development of the plot was already the time when Jiang Xue and Guijia drew their swords and faced each other.

"..." Without Edgar's instruction, and trusting Jiang Xue to solve the problem, the swordsmen chose to stand still while holding the hilts.

And some two knives dripped a few drops of sweat while being vigilant: Although we don't really care about the life and death of the knife, but, Jiang Xue, what about the harmony we just agreed...?

Imai and Hasebe, who were "threatened" to live in harmony, looked at each other speechlessly.

You, Jiang Xue, are fake...

In this regard, Edgar commented on the scene in front of him: "The reaction is so cute." He was leisurely and leisurely, without any sense of tension in the center of the battlefield.

Seeing the god judges watching the show in such a leisurely manner, except for the two who were facing each other, the other swordsmen slowly put down their tense right hands, and stood obediently on the side that did not affect the pattern.

"Cough, cough." Kicking away the other half of the wooden table that obstructed the line of sight, the tortoise shell coughed involuntarily as if pulling the trachea.With one hand covering his fair neck where no wounds could be seen, he waved vigorously at Jiang Xue with the other, signaling that he did not want to fight.

"The pain you give me has no love, so this battle is worthless at all." He refused. .

Jiang Xue frowned.He was a little hesitant. Although the knife was bad, the judge didn't blame it, and he didn't seem to like fighting.So, should he cut it off...?

At this time, Guijia took advantage of this free time to talk about his own weird theory: "In contrast to your attack, I feel a lot of love from the anger of the God Judge... ..." Skipping over the topics that shouldn't be mentioned, he sighed in a hoarse voice, "Ah, if only it was love for me."

He stroked his neck, as if he had been stretched out by Edgar before feeling the bumps, and raised the corners of his mouth contentedly, "As long as it contains love, whether it's slapping, punching, kicking Kicking, whipping, binding, or suffocation play~ Aren’t they all the same way of expressing love as hugging and kissing~”

The tortoise shell's complexion was originally pale due to suffocation, but now it was blushed with a strange flush that could not be seen to represent shyness, joy, or pain.

"...It really isn't right. The air is filled with filth besides lament and sorrow." Jiang Xue's expression was as cold as ice and snow when he said the interrogative sentence, and now he didn't have the slightest hesitation.

"Although it's not a magic knife, let me clean up this filth for the time being." Jiang Xue closed her eyes tightly, as if she couldn't bear to see the tortoise shell in his eyes again.But on the other hand, the Taidao aiming at the target did not have the slightest deviation, and slashed at the tortoise shell extremely precisely and skillfully!

"bass--"

After a short butt of two knives, countless swords and swords flashed in the relatively spacious dessert shop, and the sound of metal collisions and even impacts could be heard endlessly.

"Hmm..." Edgar tasted the hot chocolate for a while, and soon realized that the turtle shell was about to be defeated.

The two knives were of similar grade, and the tortoise shell's movements were more dexterous than Jiang Xue's.In addition, compared to the tortoise shell that is a fugitive who runs around every day, Jiang Xue does not hone her fighting skills too much on weekdays.But under the premise that there is no level advantage, Taidao's data still perfectly suppresses Dadao.

Moreover, the more important point is: just as he said before, although the wound has been perfectly healed, the pain seems to be deeply imprinted in his soul, making him in the middle of the battle. Shows phantom pain from time to time, and is very concerned about his neck and abdomen.

No, not like that.Edgar overturned his theory.

Holding the straw in his mouth, he scanned the tortoise shell's body and understood why.It's true that you've been exposed, but that phantom pain is mostly a product of self-suggestion.It can be said that this knife is very addicted to the pain just now, and it is still in the aftertaste.

This is really... troublesome.

Seeing that the tortoise shell trembled and showed its flaws due to the previous scan, Edgar interrupted the battle.

Based on the principle of proximity, he chose the tortoise shell with its back facing him.Edgar first stretched out his long legs and kicked the tortoise shell's groin, making his legs weak involuntarily, and he fell back, avoiding the swinging sword.Then he used his fingertips to hook his collar and the knot-shaped object hidden under the collar, and easily pulled him to his side.

"Hmph." The feeling of tightness that was already used to was aggravated again after the red rope was pulled, and the tortoise shell couldn't help but groan.He was still frowning at the sneak attack from behind just now, but now, even without using his brain to guess, he immediately understood the identity of the person behind him just by relying on this feeling.

"Well, it's hard work, let's take a break at halftime." Ignoring the weird sound of the tortoise shell falling off, Edgar clapped his hands, and after Jiang Xue put his eyes on himself, he smiled and comforted him.

Thus, a sudden outbreak of war ended abruptly.

……

#true intermission#

"It was about to dissipate due to the exhaustion of spiritual power, so you took advantage of the blind spot of 'wanted criminals can't be carelessly wandering on the street', went to Wanwu to search for a target to charge you, and finally found me... ...Is that right?"

Edgar propped his head lazily, glanced at Da Dao who had a chair instead of a seat, but knelt beside him, and made a summary of the cause and effect.

Thinking that kneeling on the ground is more intimate than sitting across the table, Dadao nodded and shook his head again. "The original reason is indeed the same, but after that, the more I got in touch with you, the more I was immersed in your charm! The emotions that human beings burst out for various reasons will be exhausted with their energy, but your love is It’s so strong that it makes me suffocate!” As he spoke, he touched his neck, and leaned closer to Edgar through his excitement.

"Hey." Edgar sighed.He pressed his index finger against the head that was about to move closer, and moved it away a little, "Bringing you back as your battery does not violate my original intention."

Looking at the brighter and brighter eyes of the tortoise shell, he said, "Yes, it's just you—"

"Owner."

Jiang Xue, who had always been quiet, violated her etiquette for the first time after she took the initiative to attack the man with the sword and interrupted Edgar's words.He put the body with the sheath on the neck of the tortoise shell, physically dissuading the other party from the intimacy of the god-inspector.

"I think the spirit of this knife is not stable, which is a dangerous factor. Is it better to solve it on the spot?" His expression was as cold as ice, and one couldn't help feeling that as long as Edgar nodded his head slightly, he could imitate it. A certain sword that is also in the blue series comes with a "head falls to the ground and dies quickly".

Regarding this, Edgar was naturally... even happier.He held his chin and smiled and said: "Oh, who is the Taidao who said "I don't want to swing a sword, I don't want to fight" at the beginning? At least it's not my Jiang Xue, after all, he is thinking about it with great interest. To kill."

—— Jin Jian secretly hid behind Yan Rong and nodded his head vigorously.

"Hmm." Jiang Xue's prepared remarks were stopped by Edgar.He couldn't help being silent. Is the current self very different from before, is he no longer like himself?Does the master prefer the calmer Jiang Xue at that time...

"On the contrary, I like Jiang Xue very much now." Edgar gently stroked the lifeless scabbard in front of him like a small animal, "gradually he has multiple sides, more and more like a human being, with joy, anger, sorrow and joy." It's also enriched...Of course, there is also the fact that Jiang Xue likes me more and more as time goes by. There is no better change than this, right?"

"...Hmm." Jiang Xue nodded as usual with her usual expression.Regarding the confession of the judge, he seemed unchanged, even the corners of his mouth were curled down as always.However, his hand that was holding the knife firmly began to vibrate at a frequency visible to the naked eye, and the amplitude was getting bigger and bigger, so that he finally had to retract the body into the sheath with red ears and stiff movements.

But Guijia was even more excited than Jiang Xue. "Like~?" After hearing these two words, he didn't have the slightest concern about his surroundings, and muttered to himself, "Like, love, be loved... Sure enough, that's how it should be..." He wanted to lean in and touch her again. Edgar.

But this time Edgar did not allow him to hold his wrist, and after waving it easily avoided his outstretched hand, he took the lead in pinching the chin of the tortoise shell.Obviously it was just a light pinch, but this action seemed to imprison all the joints of the tortoise shell, and he obediently remained motionless.

Edgar inspected the eyes of the tortoiseshell.The gray-blue inorganic eyes were covered with thick and fiery emotion, without the coldness of metal at all, "It's really warm, it's not bad just for that alone." Turn, "But overall, I don't like it very much."

Edgar felt the muscles under his hands stiffen suddenly.He explained leisurely: "It should be said that my thinking has matured, or that I am old. I seem to have passed the time when I would like your type."

"It's good to chase one's goal wholeheartedly. If the goal is me, I will be very happy. But sure enough, such a character is too single, and it is very easy to lose himself. After that, it will be like Li Xiang said. In that way, it lacks the feeling of being alive.”

"..."

"..."

Tortoiseshell fell silent thoughtfully.To everyone's surprise, the other knife seemed to have been attacked by words, and it collapsed like being shot several times in the body.

"Ah, it doesn't matter what Hasebe said." Edgar couldn't help laughing as he watched Hasebe, who was always in high spirits waiting for the call, lowered his puppy ears.He comforted him from the bottom of his heart: "After all, you still have such elements as dogs, stupid loyalty, social animals, and evil spirits. I really like you like this."

"...Master!" The effect was outstanding, and Hasebe immediately recovered his vitality.

"Wow." Seeing his tall and straight figure and the special effects that seemed to be shining around him, Akita felt that Hasebe seemed to be more energetic than before, so he couldn't help applauding softly.

——Obviously there is no good word, but Hasebe has become so happy!The master is really amazing.As a dagger at home, I still have a lot to learn!

After encouraging himself, little flowers floated up behind him.

Then, suddenly, Akita's eyes went dark.

???

Before he could make any counterattacks against the sudden debuff, according to his breath, Akita successfully judged that the current situation was caused by the dear first-stage brother who blindfolded his eyes in panic.

Since he is the first-stage brother, there must be a reason for him to do so.Thinking this way, Akita obediently obeyed Yiqi Yixing's wishes, and stopped moving.

Then, Akita heard a strange noise in the darkness.He could just make out the rubbing of cloth and the ticking of liquid.Immediately afterwards, the voice of the tortoise shell came, and he said word by word in a forbearing voice: "I know that the reason why I am called a defective product is because of extreme emotions, but I still give you the idea of ​​wanting the multifaceted nature of the sword." Request, what a wicked judge."

"Please see my sincerity." As he said this, another series of indistinguishable sounds came from him.

The sound of metal clashing, groaning, and... sound like swallowing...?

???

The more you try to identify, the more Akita's associations tend to be indescribable.He couldn't help slandering in his heart: "Brother Phase One, it's good if you don't stop me. Now that I can't see anything, I can make up R15 from the plot that was originally just R25...

But for the sake of his brother's heart, the reliable Akita brushed aside the heavy black thread on his head without saying a word, and finally gave up thinking.