[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

"What are they talking about?"

"I can't hear you."

"Kneel down, kneel down!"

"It's still close... Ah, the lord has also moved!"

"Wow, looking at the action, how do you feel that their interaction seems to be very intimate???"

"Damn it! It's just a dessert shop, how can it make the sound insulation effect so good!"

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"Otherwise, shall we go in?"

Seeing your companions stretching their necks, wanting to throw their heads into the shop to eavesdrop, he said so after staying away from Baoding, which slightly eased the madness of the next brother's control period.

"Okay, I've actually already thought of a countermeasure! I said, 'What a coincidence~ Master (Xin) is also here to buy snacks?'" Imamu raised his hand high in agreement with Yiqi Yizhen's proposal.

"Hmph, hum, hum~" He patted his chest as if he was holding the winning ticket, "In this way, not only can you hear what the master and the knife are talking about, but if you are lucky, you can also enjoy the master's 'ah~hmm~'" Feed!"

As Jinjian spoke, he began to gear up.

Hasebe looked to the side, and found that the two short knives that were calmly taking care of Yiqi Yizhen just now were also a little eager to try.

"No!" He stretched out his long legs and stretched forward, blocking Jinjian's path, "The Lord has already expressed his desire to act alone at the very beginning! All we have to do is to hide, there is nothing else to do Fa!" Hasebe looked serious.

!! ?

"Deadhead, hardliner!" Imaiken jumped three feet high and kicked Hasebe's knee, "Look at the eyes of that guy wearing glasses...! There must be a problem! As a sword, I don't want to guard it now. If so, when will we have to wait!" He suddenly said such a handsome line.

"Huh?" Hasebe was completely unaffected, and didn't even bend his knees.He just straightened his back and looked fiercely at Jinjian, who was more than a star and a half shorter than him, and said in a piercing tone: "Do you mean that not only do you not trust the Lord's power, but you even disobey the Lord's order because of your own selfish desire?"

"What... slander!"

Imaken was gagged by this sudden attack.Then, he rolled his eyes and quickly counterattacked, "Anyway, you're just jealous because you can't act like a dagger with your master!"

"... Jealousy? It's ridiculous. The Lord has to trust me so much, and even entrusts me to handle all the matters in this pill. I'm completely different from an old man like you who only pretends to be a child by the side."

"Crackling——!" There was thunder and lightning in the alley.Looking closely, there seems to be lightning jumping in the eyes of these two knives with a "Zi La" sound.

"Whoosh-"

A sheathed sword slashed towards the middle of the two of them.

"..."

"When you disagree, just discuss it calmly. Don't vent your displeasure on your companions. It's not harmonious at all." Jiang Xue retracted her body, made a quiet gesture, and stood back where she was.

"Ah, ah...um."

The two knives looked at the ground in the middle that was obviously not hit, but was pressed out of a long and deep gully due to the wind pressure, and the corners of their mouths twitched, and they stopped arguing.

Imai glanced at the "peace-loving" monk quietly, and compared the attack he just used with his own small arms and thin legs, and no longer proposed to enter the dessert shop.He leaned against the wall, squinting his eyes like near-sightedness or presbyopia, and continued to carefully observe the God-inspector and the Swordsman inside the dessert shop from a distance of hundreds of meters.

Either way, that knife is super suspicious!Be sure to keep an eye on it!

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Inside the dessert shop.

The real scene described by the swords as "intimate interaction" is like this——

"Really? I'm not very interested." Edgar glanced at the man with the sword firmly holding his right hand, and rejected him indifferently, unlike the friendliness he had shown to those who encountered swords by chance.

"Woo, ah..." Hearing Edgar's refusal without hesitation, the man who had always greeted people with a smile let out a sob.But if it is described in detail, it is not so much a whimper blurted out because of being rejected, it is better to say it is a soft gasp mixed with a little pleasure.

After a while, the corner of his mouth curled into a smile again.

He continued to persuade: "Please don't refuse so quickly. I am the Turtle Sadamune, and I can barely be said to be one of the most difficult rare knives on ordinary maps. Taking me away will not insult you." Fame~"

Edgar found something wrong with it, and he propped his head and asked lazily: "So, do you think that I, who you have targeted, lack this ability?"

"Of course not!" Tortoise quickly denied with wide-eyed eyes, "You are the most suitable candidate I have ever seen..."

"Strong, tenacious, sharp-eyed, but full of love...!" His tone became lighter and lighter, and his gray-blue eyes became hazy again because of being intoxicated by a certain fantasy.

……

Daojian, dressed in pure white clothes, didn't care about the dust on his clothes, knelt on the ground with one knee, awkwardly holding the wrist of the god judge, staring at and praising him wholeheartedly, just to get a little pity from him.

Such a scene beyond reality caused the passers-by who were already attracted by the conversation between the two to hold their chests.Although I don't know why this tortoise shell Zhenzong has no master, but for his sincerity, even if he has a tortoise shell at home, he can take him in temporarily!

They looked at Edgar with an inexplicable dokidoki mood.Then, under Edgar's smiling glance, his mind went blank for an instant.After turning their heads stiffly, they completely forgot about the two people by the window, and happily continued their actions.

And Edgar naturally rejected the turtle shell's request.

He stared at the sword, and said bluntly: "If you are a well-behaved and obedient boy, I can still smile and look forward to it for you. But you are a bad boy who approached me with a boring purpose, thank you for not being sensitive. "

Sensing the strangeness of the people around him, he met Edgar's eyes again for the first time.Feeling the boundless malice in the opponent's scarlet eyes, after listening to Edgar's words, the tortoise shell, who understood the meaning, couldn't help taking half a step back.

Ignoring the shivering and shock of the sword, Edgar went on to say: "And I am still very satisfied with my image in the hearts of (most) swordsmen in Honmaru, please don't add to the confusion."

Although there was the word "please" in his words, his tone was more like an order that must be obeyed.

And the turtle shell seemed to be awakened by the order.He was no longer as stiff as before, and once again approached Edgar with a smile.

It seemed that the performance of standing still with his mouth slightly open just now made his mouth a little dry, and it seemed that he was preparing for the long speech later, the tortoise shell stretched out its bright red tongue and lightly licked the bloodless lips.

Swallowing his saliva, he said in a trembling tone: "Ah, such a tone of indifference as if I'm just a useless and unsightly dust!"

"Very good, very good~ I feel love again! The complete opposite of your indifference to me, that love for my own swords."

"This is exactly what I've been chasing...!"

He took a deep breath and moved closer to Edgar.Biting his lips, after dyeing his lackluster face, he raised his head and said with a pitiful look: "Although I think you already know it, please listen to my poor fugitive convict. Bar."

"Because I was too extreme, I was called a defective product by the staff. Ah, now that I think about it, the eyes that seem to be looking at garbage still don't have a trace of love, because I really displeased the knife, so I cut them down without hesitation."

"Afterwards, I was naturally wanted. During the period of being wanted, I met many, many, many interrogators, and they all chose to take me in.

Some are for the bonus, some are for collecting the knife account, and some are out of sincerity, but in the end, they either escaped easily by me, or escaped from me without authorization... Unhappy. "

The eyes of the tortoiseshell who narrated these things were extremely cold, but when he looked at Edgar, everything returned to the previous fiery, "But I understand that you are a different existence! You not only have a lover's Talent, and a deep understanding of the joy of being loved! You and I have the same desire for love!" The more he spoke, the more excited he became, and the enthusiasm was even turning into madness.

"..."

At this time, the tortoiseshell, which had been observing Edgar carefully, noticed that Edgar trembled his fingers slightly.

"Sure enough." Saying this, although the tortoise shell probably understood that the God-inspector in front of him could break himself at any time as long as he had the killing intent, he still recklessly changed his grip to one that held Edgar gently. Fingertips, forcing the atmosphere between the two to appear closer on the surface.

What's more, after understanding Edgar's intention of not killing him right away, Tortoiseshell didn't care about the possibility that Edgar could goug his eyes with a little force, and rubbed his cheek on the back of the opponent's hand with great joy. rubbed.

Then he gave a weird smile.

"Presumably, the scar on your chest is the evidence that you don't want to erase your love, but it must be the imprint left by your loved ones."

"... Cough! Cough...cough...ah!"

A strange force that could almost kick people tens of meters away hit the turtle shell's stomach, causing him to curl up and let out a painful cough.

But he was not knocked out with that huge force.At the same time, a broad hand had already tightly pinched his neck, and the backward force interacted with the upward imprisoning force, causing bloody cracks to appear on his neck.

"Heh... cough, ah..."

If it were a human being, it would have been torn apart by now, and the tortoise shell, which barely survived as a sword, tremblingly caught the assailant's wrist, but he did not resist, just touched Edgar lightly, and laughed : "Yes, yes... that's... heh, heh, that's it... ah...!"

Instead of appreciating the real pain, he saw the appearance of joy. This contrast made Edgar quickly control his emotions.He was no longer going to twist the sword's neck immediately, but lifted the tortoise shell up again with a smile.

Just as Edgar was about to say something, a panic of running rushed towards him and Kikko Sadamune from outside the store.

A hundred meters away, I saw Edgar grab Dadao's neck and lift him up high. The swordsmen, who could no longer hold back the tension in their hearts, still chose to expose their figures.

They hurriedly asked Edgar:

"Master! Are you okay!"

The author has something to say: Question: How many sick guys are there in this chapter?

(Hint: Lord Edgar is gentle and kind.)

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Thanks Mi Huan for throwing 1 grenade!Chirp!

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