[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

For a while, the air was full of Gilgamesh's laughter and the doctor's sad cry.

"Doctor! Please don't be obsessed with virtual idols when senior is seriously searching for clues!" Matthew put her waist in, with a straight face, as if she was about to preach now.

But Romani unexpectedly did not immediately beg for mercy as usual, he just glanced at the monitor, immediately blushed and covered his eyes, and shouted again: "I'm sorry, I'm the one who interrupted you! I did not see it!"

What can you see and not see?

Fujimaru followed the doctor's line of sight to look at himself suspiciously, and then discovered his current situation - because of his excitement, he not only held down Fufu who was sandwiched between him and Edgar, but was also very close to Edgar As if you could kiss me anytime!

And what's worse, with the close distance now, compared to being able to kiss at any time, it looks more like the kiss has already been finished!

Ahhhhh-!

The Fujimaru was sunk instantly.

Because of Edgar's intimate behavior from time to time, except for those servants who were emitting death light all the time, neither he nor Matthew noticed anything wrong!So now... I just can't tell...!

"No, no, no! Misunderstanding!" Fujimaru fell off the sofa in a panic, ignoring the pain in his buttocks, he just screamed while pressing the communicator.

"Don't be so nervous, it's okay." The doctor said so, and after finally letting go of his hands, his exposed eyes kept looking away, and he murmured softly, "I'm a doctor, Lixiang's mental health I am also in charge, so I understand, because it is a boy in puberty, so even if the other party is the same sex..."

The doctor's eyes continued to wander, and he did not continue to speak.

"The same sex...?" Matthew blinked curiously.

Edgar turned his head and told him in a friendly manner, "Even if the other party is of the same sex—"

"Wow!" Fujimaru waved his limbs wildly, interrupting Edgar's words boldly for the first time for Mash's purity.

But on the other hand, he didn't have time to explain to the doctor.Seeing that Romani seemed to be covering up something, he yelled: "If there is an emergency, please contact me again!" He quickly turned off the communicator from Chaldea.

It seems to be in a panic, but in fact it is as stable as an old dog.

because--

"Senior, the same sex...?"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Someone was far more flustered than him.

Fujimaru didn't know how many times he rolled and crawled away from the sofa.He squatted beside the coffee table and frantically pressed the button to turn on the communication, but no matter how much he turned it on, the other party would hang up quickly, and he didn't seem to agree to contact at all.

"Haha, hahahahaha! You guys have done a good job, and it has fully made me feel happy hahahahaha!"

Gilgamesh had already completely reclined on the sofa at some point.He crossed his legs and was completely unable to extricate himself from a belly laugh.It was almost to the point where people worried that he would twitch because he laughed too much, and he didn't have the cool and noble appearance of the King of Heroes at the beginning.

As for Fujimaru, listening to the exaggerated laughter that served as the accompaniment, he continued to fall into the debuff of "being a man is boring, and I don't want to be a man anymore".

Yes, Lord Edgar.Our Chaldea is performing such cross talk skits every day, please stop showing such kind and compassionate smiles, my heart hurts so much.Ah ah ah.

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In the end, Fujimaru, who was completely out of mood to ask Edgar and add some historical knowledge about Solomon and Chaldea, offered the Holy Grail to Edgar silently with a hoarse voice, while Edgar had a mournful face. Fujimaru happily accepted it with a completely opposite smile.

——The energy accumulated before, plus the energy gained from changing the world line many times later, plus the large amount of magic power from the seven Holy Grails now...

As long as I find the clues related to my own time and space, I can completely fulfill this time-consuming wish.

Edgar stroked the rounded edges of the Holy Grail with his index finger one by one.Thinking about the follow-up, he slowly rested his fingers on one of the Holy Grails, and gently pinched the wall of the cup, as if savoring something carefully.

His expression was so gentle, as if he was comforting a newborn baby, for fear that the other party would feel the slightest discomfort.The people around were almost immersed in his faint smile, and even had the idea of ​​wanting to be touched so gently by him instead of the Holy Grail.

however.

"Crack-"

Many tiny fine lines suddenly appeared on the wall of Edgar's cup.

Then, "Crack, click, click, click——!"

Accompanied by several crisp sounds, the tiny fine lines turned into conspicuous narrow and long cracks, and quickly spread to the entire Holy Grail.

Huge magic power surged out from the bottomless black gap like a flood!

They were supposed to be colorless, transparent and intangible, but because of the violent destruction that is basically impossible for human beings, they almost materialized and condensed into a ball.It squeezed out of the gap in a slow but obviously galloping state, and extended around along the gravity of the earth.

"Ugh!" Fujimaru, who looked at the scene in front of him in surprise, suddenly grabbed his throat.The strong suffocation of wanting to breathe but not being able to breathe made him curl up in pain.

It's magic!

Fujimaru noticed it.

This room is now flooded with super-dense magic!

As a third-rate magician with no expertise in magic, letting him stay here is like throwing a landlubber who has just learned to swim on a floating board into the center of the ocean in an instant.

"Senior!" Mash ran to Fujimaru who was lying on the ground in a panic.

She bit her lip, thinking quickly—what should be done now...to stop Mr. Edgar's actions...?No!It should be to quickly take the senior away from here!

Mash made a decision in an instant, skillfully and quickly picked up Fujimaru with one hand.

But before she broke the window and jumped out, the magical power that almost permeated the entire space seemed to be shrouded by an invisible big hand, and Qiqi was dragged back to Edgar's side, again It condensed into a liquid-like appearance.

Then, it disappeared.

"Ah." Edgar seemed to have just recovered.He let go of the powdered holy grail in his hand, and let it pile up on the table into a small golden mound, and then was blown away by the breeze from nowhere, completely turning into invisible dust.

"I'm sorry, I'm so excited when I thought of something worthwhile." He clapped his hands as if they were stained with something dirty, and apologized as if nothing had happened.

"Cough, cough, cough!" I was almost suffocated!Fujimaru, who was finally able to breathe, cast a sad look at him covertly.

"Well, I'm really sorry," Edgar caught the other's eyes and stretched out his hands to him, "Then, how about an apologetic same-sex hug?"

"...No need, no need!" Fujimaru immediately retreated.

He looked at Matthew, who was reminded by Edgar's words, and seemed to want to ask "what's behind 'Even the same sex...?'", he quickly bent down and apologized to Edgar: "Everything It's my fault, obviously they are all human beings, Lord Edgar is completely fine but I can't bear it, it's all my fault for being too weak!"

"Hehehe, Lixiang is such a good boy." Edgar said so, and let him go according to Fujimaru's wishes.Changing his words to comfort another existence that has been nagging although it has not been described.

"These holy grails have no self-awareness, and even instinct has not been born. Although it is convenient to absorb, it seems a bit boring." Edgar sighed softly.

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Yes yes, I am funnier! ]

Edgar's words changed almost instantly, making the person in the pocket, who had accelerated the absorption of magic power and accelerated the fragmentation of the holy grail, be elated.

It completely forgot about its jealousy that almost gushed out of black mud, twisted, and expressed its love in words: [I love you too, dear!mwah! (heart) (heart) (heart)! ]

If it is said that Edgar can barely accept the illogical and disgusting words that he did not know where he learned, the next long series of long-winded speeches of this nature obviously made Edgar indigestible.After all, this attack power is growing at a square rate, so he couldn't help but press his forehead.

Seeing this, the Holy Grail hurriedly asked worriedly: [Is my dear having a headache?Do you want to get out of here quickly?Let me think about it, if you have a cold, you need to drink water, take medicine, rest...and, er, drink more hot water anyway! ]

[...Ah, anyway, the Holy Grail is in my hand, so I can go. ] Edgar nodded helplessly.

However, before the magic power passed through, an arrogant voice sounded: "Hmph, are you going to run away with the Holy Grail without my permission?" Out of nowhere, everyone aimed at Edgar.

"..." Edgar did not evade in the slightest.He canceled the plan to transfer the Holy Grail, and leisurely stopped the attacks of the swords, allowing the treasures to pass by his face and clothes.

(The rimmed mini mug shudders.)

"Eh???" A hundred thousand question marks popped up on Fujimaru's head: Why did Gilgamesh come so suddenly?Shouldn't we get through to the end?And one of the Holy Grails has already been eaten, so you stop the other party now?stop making trouble...

Of course, Fujimaru just muttered in his heart, but in reality he never dared to speak out.

Therefore, he always just kept looking at Gilgamesh with a dull black question mark face, waiting for him to make a new moth, and then bent down to wipe his ass.

At this time, Edgar finally reacted.He admired the long sword with strange luster beside his cheek, and said leisurely: "The Holy Grail is a gift from Lixiang sincerely and sincerely? As a follower, you want to take it back? It's really embarrassing."

"The king's treasury has collected all the treasures in the world, and the Holy Grail naturally belongs to me. Besides," Gilgamesh did not go back to being provoked and ridiculed, but chose to continue speaking with great pride, "Your things are the king's things, king The things that belong to you are still the things that belong to the king!"

[Are you the oldest fat tiger in history! ] Fujimaru's complaints almost spewed out, but he still swallowed hard.

And after Gilgamesh finished his declaration with satisfaction, the two at this time finally started the routine that Fujimaru is more familiar with - mocking each other:

"Oh? It turns out that you are not only an otaku who was obsessed with games during the Holy Grail War, but also a child king who is very good at bullying the weak."

"If you want magic power, grab the Holy Grail. If you want to verify your ideas, you can use the world as an experiment. Aren't you just a violent madman with a straight gut, huh?"

Listening to the bickering between the two, Mr. Fujimaru Tachika, who was unexpectedly calm, had only one thought in his mind: Even though he is powerful, it is completely difficult to cover up the fact that these two guys are exposing each other and arguing like kindergarten children...too childish Already...!

Also, it turned out that Gilgamesh was playing games in the house, and Edgar was not the first time to grab the Holy Grail, he was a repeat offender like Fufu...

——The tall image of some people in my heart has been shattered.

And the quarrel over there continued.

Fujimaru feels that they can still quarrel for a long time, and he can secretly play tic-tac-toe with Matthew to pass the time.

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In the end, the quarrel did not develop as the intuitive Fujimaru thought, and ended in an unexpected ending.

After Gilgamesh snorted, the corners of his mouth curled up instead.However, there was no smile in his bloody vertical pupils, and it was so cold that Fujimaru, who was a bystander, felt the fear of being wrapped around his neck by a snake.

He laughed and said, "What kind of tragic ending your distorted character will lead to is really exciting. In order to be able to appreciate the excellent performance in the last scene, let me patiently witness it."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Edgar to continue to fight back, he turned into golden particles and disappeared from the room without a trace.

"..." Fujimaru frowned.Although Gilgamesh always had an infuriating and joking smile, he could indeed grasp the most accurate truth every time.

So... Edgar's final ending, is it... to be described as miserable...?

As he was thinking like this, he couldn't help but secretly looked at Edgar.

However, Edgar, who was so predicted by Gilgamesh, spread his hands and said, "He's talking crazy things, I don't understand."

Are you a foreigner!

Give me back the serious drama atmosphere I had just now!

Ah, it sounds like a real foreigner...

Fujimaru tilted his head.Annoyed by Edgar's unexpected reaction, he suddenly felt that Gilgamesh's words were nothing.

And his handsome way of leaving the scene by turning into a spirit child, thinking about it now, is a bit like a child who couldn't quarrel with other children and left angrily.

"..." Fujimaru was stunned by his imagination.Then he realized that he was not to blame for everything, the handsome image of these two guys was obviously ruined by themselves!

Yes, blame themselves!Thinking like this, Fujimaru silently mourned for three seconds for the image of the arrogant and handsome King of Heroes and the mysterious and charming Edgar a long time ago.

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In short, although a series of happy or sad episodes (for Edgar and Gilgamesh) or (for Fujimaru) were experienced, everyone finally ushered in a happy end that satisfied themselves.

——Edgar returned to his time and space with the exaggerated group of 30 followers, and the singularity was repaired, and Fujimaru and his party returned to Chaldea safely. Any fight with non-humans.

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Inside Chaldea.

After finally relaxing, Fujimaru thumped his back, thinking that this trip was more tiring than all the previous singularity strategies put together, while heading to his room.

Gilgamesh suddenly appeared beside him, and left a sentence: "That guy has the adaptability of a berserker, do you understand what this means?" After that, he smiled and turned into a spirit child again and left.

"..."

Then, before Fujimaru, who was too relaxed and couldn't react at once, Da Vinci came to his side again, and exclaimed emotionally: "Oh, berserker's adaptability! This is Good job, Lixiang~"

He patted Fujimaru's shoulder hard, "That Edgar is powerful, and he seems to be good at inventing, if he is summoned to Chaldea, wouldn't we have an extra boost!"

"Ah, I don't have my own little thoughts." He added without any silver 300 taels, and then pulled Fujimaru to the summoning room.

"Ah...!" Fujimaru finally came to his senses, and quickly shouted, "Don't push me! Dear Da Vinci! What if he quarrels with Gilgamesh again after being summoned, and finally fights again? Ah! Chaldea will be destroyed!" He hugged the pillar and struggled desperately.

"Ah, the doctor passing by over there! Help me quickly!" Fujimaru, who did not want to be separated from his lounge, immediately asked the passing doctor for help.Just now he was sad and didn't want to see her too much because the previous misunderstandings could not be resolved, but now it is obviously not the time to worry about those things.

On the other hand, Romani trembled visibly when he heard that Edgar might be summoned, as if he was imagining his own future.So, without hesitation, he followed up with dissuasion, and he said the advice that he thought would definitely succeed:

"Yeah, Leonardo, Edgar is a five-star, right? With Lixiang's luck, it's hard to summon, so don't put pressure on Lixiang."

"Hmm ~ yes. After all, Lixiang has only a five-star follower, the King of Heroes." Da Vinci was successfully persuaded by Romani without any hesitation.He let go of Fujimaru's collar, and clapped his hands vigorously, "Okay, let's discuss with the other casters first if we can concoct a Felicity Potion for Lixiang! Romani, you too!"

With that said, he pulled the doctor and left here.

——Mr. Fujimaru Tachika, who left his collar hanging loosely on his body, hugged the pillar decadently, silently shedding a few drops of African tears: Hey, obviously he is no longer forced to summon the big boss, but Why does my heart hurt more...

Sure enough, I still followed what Edgar said, read more about Solomon's information, and spent less krypton gold to draw cards.

Knowledge is power.

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Therefore,

What is that, Lord Edgar.

Do you have a "reasonable three-star baby form" that can be drawn?

The author has something to say: I missed the daily update because I wanted to end the fgo chapter in one chapter_(:зゝ∠)_