[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

There was a big bag in Hou Hou's arms, and Akita behind him was also holding a big bag, which was so full that it took up almost half of their bodies, and he was looking at him with shining eyes together with a group of knives around him.

Edgar: I was wrong, just thinking that there is no anti-social stuff in the bag for them to rummage through, but I forgot that there is the most important snack... and the snack, for these seemingly children, actually lived almost 1000 Years of knives, unexpectedly!So!is attractive...!

Hou this child looks honest, is it a cut black?

Indeed, Edgar planned to eat it all by himself, and he was able to finish it with his love for sweets, but normally it is amazing that two bags full of desserts are taken as one person. The swords - especially when there are so many new arrivals, are evenly distributed, but the amount is just right.

(Edgar: The heart is bleeding.)

Therefore, it is inferred that it is a meeting gift/souvenir gift for them, which is completely logical, and their misunderstanding is completely understandable.

What's more, the surrounding knives looked at me with such touching eyes, can they say that this is what they are going to enjoy alone!

can!

Edgar really wanted to say yes, he was so cruel and ruthless.However, considering various factors, such as

It can also be seen from various behaviors during the day that these knives are trying their best to please him. It should be said that as knives, they are all eager for a master who will use and love them.

Edgar thought in his heart: since pets are always acting like a baby to their masters, and it really makes him happy a lot, it is naturally the duty of the master to take care of the pets' physical and mental health.

So, he still said: "...If you are discovered, there is nothing you can do. Let's eat together."

The short knives rushed forward happily, carrying the bag and carefully placing it in the restaurant to set the plate.

However, there are also two short knives—Yakuken and Maeda, who are very stable and old-fashioned. When they found that their own god-judgment was standing still, they walked over to invite the master to enter the Japanese room. Maeda, who was always more lively, even stretched out his hand Gently tugged on Edgar's sleeve, wanting to go in with him.

The intimacy between Maeda and the god judge was clearly seen by the small knives who turned around, so Edgar was surrounded again. , surrounded in a circle and brought the examiner to the table.

……

In the first phase, he hesitated again and again, and still frowned at Yao Yan, who had no past to join in the fun, and discussed: "Is it a bit disrespectful and frivolous to treat the main hall like this?"

Yao Yan patted his elder brother on the shoulder like a mature adult: "Hey, this is the advantage of the short sword, brother, you can't envy you."

"...!" Yiqi Yizheng blushed, "I, I didn't mean that!"

"Well, I understand, I really understand." Yao Yan said with a smile, somewhat perfunctorily.

He looked inside the room again, followed Maeda's actions and tugged the sleeves of the next issue, and took the belt towards the Japanese room: "Let's go too, it would be rude to keep the general waiting for a long time."

Seeing Yaoyan's playful perfunctory, Yiqi Yizhen sighed softly, and walked over with his strength helplessly.

……

After being surrounded by the ability to arrive at the restaurant, Edgar looked at the desserts on the table, and found that the more delicate Japanese desserts were beautifully arranged, and none of them were stolen. They all had their hands behind their backs and waited for him to eat together when he arrived, so he was very satisfied.

(——↑The villain who uses his excellent memory to remember snacks and is so easily satisfied)

Edgar, who was very satisfied, took his seat first, and the knives also grabbed the seat closest to the owner. After realizing that the scene had reached a deadlock, they had another competition - rock, paper, scissors.

Akashi was too lazy to move, so he chose a seat closest to the door and sat down quickly. His speed seemed to be beyond the limit of his maneuverability. He was afraid that others would rob him. The other knives also had a deeper understanding of his laziness and expressed their understanding. .

Akashi: ...Why do these sheep jump into the tiger's mouth so actively?

But Akashi won't have the chance to abstain from voting in the first round. With a helpless and doting smile, he was dragged by his younger brothers to compete together, and he agreed.

However, after the start of this rock-paper-scissors event, something that shocked him happened. He thought it was just entertainment and slapstick by the knives, but he didn't expect that Mikayue, Candlestick Kiri, and Zongsan, who didn't talk much, all participated in it with great interest, and They are still very serious, the knives and the knives are staring at the opponent, investigating and predicting the opponent's posture before the move.

——It was a matter of course that the first phase of a game, which was regarded as an ordinary game, was the first to be eliminated.

He himself doesn't care much about where he sits, anyway, he can meet his younger brother no matter what, and he also has a gentle main hall where he can serve him, so he doesn't care about the location of a meal time.

But his younger brother didn't think so, and they all expressed with enthusiasm: "Even if we judge from the numbers, the Awataguchi faction will win in the end!"

Elevate a game of grabbing seats to an honorable duel between swords and factions!

"Then I won't turn on the water!" Hearing this sentence, there seemed to be a flame of war behind Candlestick Che.

"Me too! Then I will play the role of Yingying and National Bank!" Aizen was very excited.

Sanriyue at the side covered her face with her sleeves, only showing a pair of serious eyes, and said, "Huhu, although I didn't plan to release water from the beginning."

Zong San didn't speak, but his eyes became sharper.

After all the speeches on the battle declaration were finished, the atmosphere of the scene became a little more dignified.

Yiqi Yizhen stayed on the sidelines, trying to persuade but didn't know what to say, looking helpless and pitiful, so he turned his head and tried to send a radio wave for help to the judge with his eyes.

Edgar looked at the slapstick on the other side with a smile, and didn't mean to dissuade him. He was going to pretend that he didn't receive the signal, but he suddenly noticed two knives standing in the corner—Okurigara Kunihiro and Yamabashi Kirihiro, the two of them looked like children with autism and were sitting on the edge of the wall holding a knife at a distance from each other.

It's a pity that Okurigara has been caressing his long red hair from time to time, and Yamabukiri looks golden in everything he does without a white cloth. The lonely atmosphere they are trying to create is impossible to successfully form .

Edgar stepped forward and took one with each hand: "Don't keep silent at the lively welcome party."

He tugged at them, put their body knives on both sides of him, and motioned to sit down.

——The knives in the rock-paper-scissors stopped their hands immediately, and were very shocked: there is actually a trick of pretending to be a rebellious child to attract attention!

After a while of discussion, they seemed to think of something again, and they gathered in a corner and whispered.

On the other side, Okurigara, who had been tense all the time and focused all his attention on the judge, didn't hear the discussions of the swordsmen around him, kept silent all the time, and was dragged away without saying a word at the table.

But when he was pressed on the second seat by his shoulders, he still couldn't hold back, closed his eyes and said loudly: "Don't bother about Wu Ming Dao!"

After finishing speaking, he realized that his tone was too fierce, so he couldn't help adding in a low voice with red ears, "Anyway, you don't like my appearance very much, and I'm not interested in getting to know you, so leave me alone."

His fingers twisted the ends of his hair, which clearly showed the uneasiness in his heart.

"Where did you judge that I don't like you? Because I said this is non-mainstream?" Edgar pressed Kurigara's hand, and twisted the red hair through his palm, "But I am obviously referring to Guangzhong’s before, how good is your red color, don’t you think it matches my eyes well?”

Saying that, she pressed his hand and closed her eyes again.The black skin that symbolizes the black dragon forms a stark and strong contrast with the fair and even pale face of the god judge.

Okuli took a big step back, withdrew his hand, and shook it behind him, but no matter what he did, he still felt the temperature of the God Judge still covering it. This time, it wasn't just that his ears were red. , his cheeks were also dyed crimson, he paused, and then replied in a low voice: "...Obviously your red color looks better."

"Thank you for the compliment~" Edgar poked his flushed cheek with a smile, and let him go.

On the other side, Mr. Yamabagiri, who was told to sit down, sat still obediently, trying to reduce his sense of existence, hoping not to be noticed by the judge, but the judge still looked over.

"..."

He didn't show it on the surface, but he was very sad and angry in his heart: Why did I hide in the corner, isn't it to prevent being molested by the master! ?

Edgar sat on the chair without saying a word and raised his chin to look at him. Yamabuchi glanced at the judge, then quickly lowered his head and pretended that he was a mushroom. There was no other movement outside the sound, and he looked up again, meeting Edgar's gaze.

"!!!"

He quickly lowered his head again, trying to count the number of ants that did not exist on the ground.

"Hahaha." Edgar couldn't hold back, he laughed out loud, leaned over to straighten Yamabuki's chicken coop-shaped hair after being messed up by him, stroked his tense mouth with his fingers, and said, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore."

After speaking, he turned around and walked towards the group of rock-paper-scissors who started to greet him, as if the discussion had yielded some results.

The short sword with a lively personality and wearing a skirt-Ranto Shiro, was pushed out by this gang as a representative to explain the plan they just designed to the god judge.

Why is it a mess?

Because Sanriyue said that according to the information he asked from Akashi, coupled with his daily observations, the God Judge is very friendly and gentle to women and children, so (at least on the surface) the chaos that combines both is the best. The good guy is chosen.

After tidying up her hair and straightening her skirt, after confirming that her appearance was perfect and cute, she carefully avoided Edgar's wound, threw herself into his arms, and said in the expectant eyes of all the knives :

"Don't worry about their plans, the master can dance with me~" He rubbed against Edgar, and added, "Let's go to another room to eat alone!"

……

This is very embarrassing.

The air in the hall became silent, only Edgar's laughter was floating.He smiled "hahahaha", for a moment he looked like a grandpa like Sanriyue.

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Edgar: If you don't believe me, look up, God will spare you!