[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

I don't know how long it took, and I was almost ashamed of the swordsmen, and I wanted to bury myself and say "I'm very sorry as a human being", and Natsume finally finished his lecture.

Under Madara's urging, he solemnly glanced at Fu Sangshen who were lined up in front of him for training like a dean, and saw that each of them had come to their senses, and they all looked determined to break the curse and find a way to heal the god judge , This is really ready to leave.

However, when he passed by Edgar's side, he was easily stopped by Edgar's hand.It was at this time that Natsume realized that it was too much for Mr. Edgar, who had jumped over the identity of a "spirit judge" similar to a manager, to reason passionately with those fusangshen.

He couldn't help lowering his head in shame, saying that those Fu Sangshen didn't do what they should do, and he didn't take care of Mr. Edgar's mood!Even being scolded is right, I can totally accept it!Thinking of this, Natsume's head became lower and lower.

Then suddenly, unprepared, Edgar pinned his head and kneaded him.

"...!" Natsume glanced up suspiciously, and happened to meet Edgar's gaze.

"It's really soft hair that matches your essence." Without answering Natsume's doubts, Edgar just praised him very happily.Using both hands together, Natsume swayed from side to side.

"Ah, Mr. Edgar...?" Could this be the calm before the storm.Natsume, who thought he was wrong, trembled at the heart that had never trembled even when he was dying, and closed his eyes in fear.

Seeing this, Edgar laughed out loud, "Hehehe, don't be nervous." Seeing that the child who had reprimanded the swordsmen so imposingly just now was trembling with fear in his hands, Edgar was very happy, and asked back : "Isn't it a very happy thing to be worried about? Why should I be angry?"

Xia Mu immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

The smile in Edgar's eyes deepened, and he thought to himself: Is this why those monsters call Natsume the healing department in their hearts.

Feeling that he was healed, he lifted Natsume's bangs with [-]% love and [-]% enjoyment, kissed gently on that full forehead, and sincerely blessed: "Natsume, you will definitely Will be a great character."

——"Crack." Seeing this scene, Madara and the swords petrified in unison.

"It's amazing... I escaped... But, I will work hard for it." Natsume who was blessed shyly lowered her head a little bit, like an ostrich about to bury its head in the ground, He got another touch from Edgar.

Edgar also stroked the fluffy head in front of him, and couldn't stop praising: "Natsume is so cute~"

——"Crack." Several deep cracks were cracked on the surface of the petrified statues who saw this scene.

"Please, please don't tease me anymore." Not noticing what was happening behind her, Natsume just blushed and reached out to stop Edgar's movement, but the constantly shaking eyes made Edgar, who was already no match, His resistance was completely useless.

But Edgar suddenly let go of his hand in cooperation, turned to hold Natsume's shoulder, bent down and whispered in his ear, "I'm not joking, you are really cute," and then he turned Natsume's head signaled him to look back, "Look over there, something interesting happened."

Natsume shivered at first, covered his ears, then came back to his senses after Edgar pinched his cheek, obediently obeyed the cue and looked back... The pile of stone statues immediately came into Natsume's eyes .

"Pfft." Natsume couldn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

——"Crackling." The stone statue fell to pieces.

Almost at the same time that Edgar was interacting closely with Natsume, the cracks on the statues over there increased proportionally.

Do you want to hold Natsume's face and lick it now?Something very interesting must happen then~ Edgar looked at Natsume who was defenseless beside him, his eyes were full of interest.

However, when he turned his head and looked at the current state of his own swords—as long as he added a little bit of stimulation, they would immediately shatter into powder and go away with the wind.In consideration of the physical and mental health of his pets, the judge who thought he was gentle and pampered gave up the idea with a "hahahaha" laugh.

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After a while, Madara in the group of stone sculptures was the first to recover.It roared inwardly: I have never seen such a tragic scene!Isn't it because his disciple almost betrayed him!While changing back to the maneki-neko look, he kept jumping around Natsume and shouted, "My God, you must wash your face when you go back. That kiss is definitely a mark made by the Great Demon King so that you can't escape!" From time to time, he hooked Natsume's trousers with his claws, so that he could focus all his attention on himself.

Really worried about Natsume's safety.

But before Natsume could say anything, Edgar made a move first.He gently comforted the naive fat cat who kept talking ill of him: "It's okay, the one just now was not a mark, after all, the real mark was secretly set long ago."

"...!? When! Ahhhh! This guy is super dangerous, let's go, go back and find C and they will give you a full body check-up!" As the end of the sentence floated in the air, Madara changed back In fact, Natsume, who was at a loss, quickly fled the scene.The speed was so fast that there was even a sound of breaking through the air, which made people sweat for Natsume's safety in advance.

"Hahahahaha, they're so interesting." Edgar was inexplicably caught laughing by the spotted, who was running away with his tail between his legs, and Edgar laughed very happily.

Amidst Edgar's laughter, the swords gradually calmed down—think about it carefully, as long as it can entertain the judges, then it doesn't matter how it unfolds.With blind love for the god judge, the believers who thought this way stood behind Edgar, waiting for his next dispatch.

"……"Huh?What do you seem to have forgotten?

A few knives sensed that something was missing around Edgar, but couldn't easily recall what it was, and couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

Then within a few seconds, the answer ran to the judge by himself——

"Wooooow!" The Holy Grail, who had been on standby in the hidden place on the top of the mountain, flew into Edgar's arms, howling without showing his face so as not to spoil Edgar's image.

The content of its howling is not that you have forgotten how miserable I am, or that it has not discovered this at all. What really makes it behave like this is-"There are so many mosquitoes in summer! Woo, the whole body is full of mosquitoes. It's itchy, honey! I don't want to live...!"

Yes, a universal wishing machine who is so afraid of mosquitoes that he wants to give up his life.It can be said that it is definitely a unique treasure in the world.

With the heart of "everyone is responsible for caring for mentally handicapped children", Edgar touched its head and asked comfortingly, "Do you need me to help block the sense of touch?"

But the Holy Grail shook his head in his arms, unexpectedly refusing Edgar's help.He straightened his back suddenly and began to mutter with his fingers: "It's troublesome to walk, troublesome to use hands, and even troublesome to talk. In general, it's troublesome to control muscles, and human beings can't talk directly in the mental space. If you talk about it for a long time, you will be thirsty..." As he was talking, Huababei paused for a long time, stuck out his tongue, and signaled with tearful eyes that Edgar himself had begun to have a dry mouth.

"Hehehe, it's true at your level." Edgar absolutely affirmed.The Holy Grail didn't feel the hidden meaning in his words, and nodded in satisfaction. After deliberating for a long time, he came to a conclusion——

As soon as it grabbed Edgar, it raised his hand high, and shouted: "I don't want to be a man anymore! Gaga!" As it said, it suddenly returned to the shape of the cup at a speed that the men with swords and swords had no time to react. Get into the secret pocket in Edgar's sleeve and escape from reality.

The fluency of his speech, the decisiveness of his choice, the quickness of his actions, without the slightest hesitation or worry, no matter how he thinks about it, it is completely premeditated, and he has been coveting the position of this secret bag for a long time.

In this regard, Edgar stroked his sleeve with a smile, acquiescing to its actions.Although he has gradually gotten used to the existence of another 'Edgar', it is also very good for the Holy Grail not to embarrass himself with his appearance.

"..." Daojian remained silent and didn't say much.

They just kept slandering in their hearts: It really is a monster, and it is such a small monster that has been hiding in the clothes of the god judge!No wonder they didn't notice it even though it claimed to have interacted with its owner much longer than them!Coquettish Bitch Cup!

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Just like that, the air fell into silence.

"BOOM—!!!"

Suddenly, the fireworks that had been set at fixed times exploded in the air.

Fireworks illuminated this already uninhabited land, blooming their own brilliant light, and dyed the fusangshen standing on the top of the mountain with colorful colors, breaking the silence and at the same time dispelling the depression in their hearts .

"Now this is a firework festival that is reserved by us." Edgar smiled lightly, patted the Holy Grail in his sleeve, and said to the swords present.There is no point in driving away other people's self-consciousness, and the swords will naturally not point out this point.

"Very beautiful." Xiao Ye's tone was as flat as ever, but her big eyes reflecting colorful light were full of joy.

"It's super pretty~ But it would be even better if I can get along with the master alone~" Luan said, taking the opportunity to step forward to hug Edgar's arm, but was immediately grabbed by other knives angrily.

After taking a look at the chaos, he showed his vitality again, grabbed his brothers and kept jumping, expressing his inner excitement, "The general said he wanted to show us the fireworks, but he thought it was the flames of war... It turned out Still, it's great!"

Even Yamabukiri, who has always been shy about showing off, secretly stretched out his five fingers towards the night sky, as if wanting to hold the scenery in his palm.

Could it be that all of this is also the Lord’s good plan!Hasebe remained silent, but looked at Edgar with more intense eyes. "As expected of the Lord!" xN flicked the screen in his heart.

In this way, the swordsmen did not care that the surrounding atmosphere did not have the excitement of the festival at all, and they all admired the beautiful scenery that belonged to them.On the contrary, Edgar, who was thanked, loved, and even admired, was not intoxicated. He turned his back to the swords and sat down on a huge stone on the top of the mountain at random.

Edgar stroked his sleeves, as if talking to the Holy Grail, and said as if he was just talking to himself: "After the fireworks are set off, we should go to the next place full of energy. After all, we have agreed before It's all right." His tone was so gentle that even the sharp sword of the five senses didn't notice the words that were completely covered by the burst of fireworks.

Edgar didn't care, he just said it to his heart - he knew that the more he moved forward, the closer he was to a certain ending, and whether it brought survival or destruction, he had to wait Time brings the answer.

The second round of timed fireworks once again showed their brilliance in the air, and those colorful lights reflected on Edgar's face, flickering on and off.

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With the end of the Fireworks Festival, Edgar left this time and space with the sword and the Holy Grail without a trace.

But his influence has not disappeared.

After Edgar's troubles and Natsume's desperate efforts, the future of this world has unexpectedly moved towards peace.Natsume's seemingly unrealistic wish of "I hope everyone and youkai will be happy" seems to be not impossible.

Among them, the biggest reason is that Edgar who made a big news and left after slapping his ass.In the eyes of the monsters, this terrifying human being could not be cursed at, beat at, or found, and suddenly melted into this world like air.This inexplicable disappearance made them dare not act rashly at all, for fear that any action would arouse the other party's interest again, so they chose to go out of the mountain.

In addition, many monsters collectively suffered from "black-haired and red-eyed human male phobia" because of the encounter that night. flee the scene.

This phobia is as widespread as an epidemic and spreads throughout Japan.The owner of the attracted Chang family couldn't see the monster at all no matter how he induced him for a while, and even the newly captured monster shikigami would rather disappear than appear in front of him, completely becoming a ghost in the world of Onmyoji. Mosquito-repellent incense, this hidden group appeared for a while in an uproar.

It is also worth mentioning that the blood ruby ​​in the human world also suddenly increased in value.For some reason, these gems were gradually given the title of "exorcism". It is claimed that as long as the monsters see the ruby ​​placed in front of them, most of the monsters and ghosts can be dispelled. , everyone has a string of ruby ​​bracelets.

It can be said that Edgar successfully created an indelible shadow in the hearts of monsters, making them reach the point of being a shadow of a snake, and perfectly improving the economic benefits of the whole country and even the world. He should be awarded a Nobel Prize.

Madara and Natsume, who belonged to the side that saved the world, also had a good life.In the eyes of the monsters, it was: that guy Madara was able to fight that terrible human being, and even took Natsume back from him!Its strength is simply unfathomable, and it can no longer be casually laughed at as a fat cat!

Because of this, although Natsume has been in an extremely weak state for a long time, but because of the personal guard of the cat teacher who loves him, the monsters don't even dare to play with Natsume, let alone to regain his name.Not only did his spiritual power slowly return to its previous level in his stable daily life, but it also took a step forward due to the experience of excessive overdraft.

——Natsume (excited): With Mr. Edgar's ingenuity, maybe he had expected this before he acted like that at the beginning!He is indeed a good man who loves peace!

——Teacher Cat (dead fish eyes): It’s hopeless.Natsume's brain is completely broken.

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On the other side, Edgar had just stepped into the time and space he had chosen, looked around, and heard a perfunctory shout:

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

This is really, a very familiar routine.

The author has something to say: there are still a few chapters left in the Honmaru chapter, and now the detective drama is about to start~

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Edgar: It's time to go to the next set, after all, it has been agreed before.

Jiang XX Ke X: No!I'm not!I don't!I definitely did not make an appointment with you! ! !

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Also, Holy Grail: I don't want to be human anymore!Gaga!

Neta's famous line from Dior in "JOJO's Bizarre Adventure": "I は 人世をやめるぞ! JOJO!", it can be seen that the Holy Grail has read a lot of comics in his spare time 233333

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