[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary

"Pfft ha ha ha ha, look at this, it really scared me, it's super interesting!"

Following the sound, the glaring swordsmen turned their heads to give "kind eyes" to the guy who ruined the atmosphere, and then saw Tsurumaru lying on the sofa on the other side, crossing his legs with joy.

Seeing everyone looking over, he turned the phone screen outwards and showed them the contents inside.

Speaking of this mobile phone, it is a high-tech product that was "consigned" by Edgar after asking Foxnosuke to arrive a few days ago.Even though there are countless planes of hunter time and space in between, it can still be connected to the network of sword time and space, which can be said to be very advanced and rare.

Originally, the purpose of this mobile phone was to prevent the swordsmen from encountering a crisis when they went out to battle, and the spiritual power was not enough to communicate with the god judge, which is an expensive item used in times of super crisis, so it was specially added and strengthened. The ability to connect different time and space - it can be said that the core of the science and technology in 2205 was finally successfully developed under the guidance of Mr. Gabriel's true theory.

(It has not yet officially logged into the official system of the government at that time.)

But it should be the mobile phone that Foxnosuke and Edgar had in their hands after the black box, but Tsurumaru didn't get it—the one in his hand is still Edgar's mobile phone because he was afraid that his pet would get depression. Gave him something to play with.

The reason why Honosuke insisted on "sword discrimination" is: "If it is Tsurumaru Temple, it has been tested and can do anything on the Internet, so I will refuse."

So at the time when the semi-dark sword Saya and the former retrograde army dagger Taiko Bell got their mobile phones, Tsurumaru's black sword was not because of the inner nature of blackness, but because of the overall personality of Tsurumaru and the others. Help mercilessly refused.

"..." Tsurumaru was a little depressed, and after receiving the mobile phone from Edgar kindly, a lot of small bubbles with complicated emotions popped up in his heart.

——On the necessity of participating in fan meetings of the same idol with government insiders and earnestly establishing a good relationship.

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Back to the present.

When the swordsmen turned their heads and found that it was Tsurumaru, they turned around pretending that they didn't hear, didn't see, or didn't perceive it at all.

——It’s this troublemaker, hurry up and change the subject!

Thinking like this, Imai let out an "ah", pointed to the news on TV and asked Kohomaru, who was pretending to be concentrating on grooming beside him, "Is that old man named Nitero using us to solve the problem that he can't do it himself? It’s a matter of dealing with it.” Imaiken, who was several times older than Netero, complained like this.

In fact, this is also the case. After they took away the information and property provided by the Hunter Association, which is the hottest topic at present, many powerful people were "accidentally" discovered many deep-seated treasures due to searches or security work. The secret that has been buried deep for many years has successfully achieved the achievement of "calling the police and being arrested".

The more Imai thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, while Xiaohumaru who was being questioned had black lines all over his face.

This topic was all about [-] words ago, and I’m afraid it’s because the reflex arc is too long, or it’s really dementia.While trying to maintain a well-behaved and stable image in front of the judge, he silently complained in his heart, but on the face he just nodded in agreement with this statement and did not speak.

The other Sanjo Knife is not going to take this route.

"Don't say that," Sankaiyue sat back beside Edgar, straightened out the wrinkled clothes made by Imai, and took a sip of tea gracefully, and said, "This should be called mutual benefit, we have achieved the desired outcome. What they want, they have also completed the task that has been lacking in opportunity."

"Hey! Don't talk to me! Just look at it and get angry!" Jin Jian puffed up his cheeks, and turned his head with a "hum".

This little tengu wanted to jump on the ground a few times to express his anger, but because he didn't want to disturb the god judge who was resting on the coffee table, he just turned his head angrily, twisted, and twisted again ... Then after a "click", she squatted down in a corner with tears in her eyes.

"Ha——" Seeing that Jinjian twisted his neck in anger at Sankaiyue's understatement, Xiaohumaru wanted to laugh very much, but in the end he tried his best to hold it back with his tenacious will.

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Imamurai squatted in the corner and sulked, Xiaohumaru continued to concentrate on combing his hair and wanted to get more praise, Yanrong seemed to hang up in the kitchen since he found out that the situation was wrong... In short, most of the swordsmen are doing their own things, and they are not prepared Pay more attention to Tsurumaru, who has many criminal records.

But Mikazuki, who was chatting with Imai just now, unexpectedly came to Tsurumaru's side, and asked, "Could it be that you are surfing the forum of judges to make you laugh like this?"

Tsurumaru kept nodding with a bright smile, his eyes never even leaving the interface.

A few meters away, Xiaohumaru, who said he didn't want to pay attention to it but was still listening with his ears up, was shocked. So the knife can also be on the forum of the gods!He always thought that the function of the mobile phone was to make calls and check information online.

Although almost all of them are within a few years of age, the self-proclaimed "little" fox and self-confessed that the mentality is very young, after discovering that he is far from the self-proclaimed "grandfather" who played with the knife and played with the mobile phone, the head seemed to be Another thousand catties of stones were pressed down, and it was a blow.

And those two swords naturally didn't know the huge fluctuations in Xiaohumaru's heart, and they still talked on their own.Sanriyue even took out her mobile phone and typed with one hand to log in to the forum without even looking at it, and asked, "What post is it? Is it related to the lord?"

"...!" Xiaohuwan was hit again by his series of skillful operations, and even the hair that was always raised up was drooping listlessly.

Tsurumaru briefly summarized the content of the next post to Mikayue: "Did you know? It was obviously a teaching post. A person named Gabriel taught the gods on the Internet various boxing techniques and emergency response methods, and they turned out to use all of them. It's on my own Tsurumaru, and Tsurumaru and the others have been treated so badly, hahahahaha!"

He laughed so much that he hugged his belly and rolled around on the sofa, very happy.

"So that's it." Before Tsurumaru started rolling, or in the middle of speaking, Mikazuki put down the phone with a smile.He lowered his eyes, nodded politely, and sat back beside Edgar, a perfect ornament.

"Wow, I retreated as soon as I knew there was no content related to the owner. It's really obvious discrimination. It scared me." Tsurumaru kept feeling the indifference of the world, and no one would listen to even a joke.In fact, he didn't pay much attention to it, and continued to read the tragic experience of Tsurumaru and others in the post, and laughed again from time to time.

...This guy can even take pleasure in "his own" misfortune.Is it because of the darkening that the heart is as dark as the appearance? It's terrible.

Xiaohuwan moved forward a little, and muttered a few words in a low voice: "Sure enough, foxes are better than cranes."

"No, no, I think I'm still kind." Tsurumaru heard Kokomaru's self-talk, and immediately waved his hand in denial.He could understand the thoughts of this tenth-level little fox who was still too young with almost a random guess.

"If there is something wrong with me, it must not be because of the blackening, but because of the influence of this god judge. Doesn't it mean that because of the difference between the god judges, the personality of the same sword in each honmaru will be different? .”

Tsurumaru pointed to Edgar who was still lying on the coffee table without moving, put his palm side up next to his mouth, and whispered from a distance of several meters as if whispering, "Don't look at that guy's very gentle smile, actually He is a super scary, bloody, violent, and brutal man, the kind who can pierce you with your body with a smile on his face, and fix others to the ground for torture?"

While talking, Tsurumaru picked up the scabbard and stabbed himself exaggeratedly, and acted out the scene to Kokomaru.

To this, Xiaohuwan said, "I don't believe it."

He resolutely refused to associate these words with his gentle god judge. After all, compared with Tsurumaru, who likes to play tricks and scare people, he is still more reliable than the master who is willing to spend important energy to save them.

Xiaohumaru's eyes were firm.

"Huh? I'm clearly telling the truth." Tsurumaru pouted like Imken when he was sullen, feeling that the truth of this world is indeed in the hands of a few people, and he has become a Excellent philosopher.

"Yes, Tsurumaru is telling the truth."

Unexpectedly, Edgar, one of the parties involved, suddenly admitted Tsurumaru's statement.

After watching the good show for a long time, he stood up, and instead of being annoyed by the sudden revelation, he added truthfully, "At that time, Tsurumaru couldn't make a sneak attack and wanted to escape, so I directly stuck him on the ground. It's miserable."

"Oh oh oh, you also speak for me occasionally!" Tsurumaru was very happy, raised his head and attacked the swords with a bunch of text bubbles——

"Listen, this is the testimony of the person involved, and he admitted it!"

"I just said this guy is super scary! At that time, he did it without changing his face!"

"In the early stage, I just wanted his spiritual power. In the later stage, I wanted to kill people when I couldn't do it. In the end, I was brutally tortured by him!"

"Oh, now that I think about it, I survived the big devil and am still alive and kicking. Shouldn't I be super strong and deserve immediate applause from the audience?"

"..."

However, in the face of these warm words, what Tsurumaru ushered in was only death-like silence.

Imamori's white hair hanging down covered his already petite face, making it difficult to see his expression clearly.But the only thing that can be understood is that the atmosphere around the cute little tengu in the past is like a ghost. He said in a low voice:

"Tsurumaru, you bastard...you actually have the idea of ​​killing the master!?"

"Ah, shit."

Tsurumaru covered his mouth as if to run, but it was obviously too late.

In this living room full of Edgar's believers, he just tried to find a way out, when he saw the door was completely blocked by Xiaohuwan;

Sanriyue, who was closest to her, had even pulled out her knife, and the light of the knife reflected an unusually dazzling light under the sunlight;

On the opposite side, Jinjian is the most dangerous. He turned over the sofa sensitively and swooped over like a bomber!

"...!!!"

At such a dangerous juncture, Tsurumaru couldn't help looking back at Edgar.Then he realized that he was staring at him with caring eyes.

"...uh." Tsurumaru froze for a moment.He clenched his phone tightly, and jumped out of the window like a real crane under the watchful eyes of dangerous beasts, trying his best to escape from the suburbs by throwing off the terrifying creatures behind him.

Then in less than three seconds, he was forcibly guided by Edgar's mental power and jumped back.

"No, no, no, no, they'll kill them! Let me go." Tsurumaru held on to the window tightly, kicking his legs in the air, as if he could use his strength to fly away.As a cute herbivore, he would never step into the house again and return to the group of murderous and murderous guys.

And Edgar was no longer lazy, he stretched his waist and exercised his muscles and bones, then walked to the window, patted Tsurumaru's head, and said, "I'm going to get down to business, if I let you run far away, just say Maybe I can't bring you back, so I can't explain to Xiao Ye and Jiang Xue."

Hearing that it was a matter of business, the swordsmen immediately stopped "rattling", straightened their backs to restrain their murderous aura, and applied to set off with the judges one after another.

"Hahaha, don't be so serious," Edgar curled his lips and shook his head at them, "The last big meal has come to the mainland, so I will leave this time and space soon, you all go back to Honmaru first Right." After all, he has been in this time and space for a long time, and the energy from the Holy Grail just now has been fully absorbed.

"It's not good to keep the lady waiting for a long time." Edgar said so, straightened his cuffs, smiled slightly and sent them all back to Honmaru without waiting for the knives' response, and then walked leisurely towards the seaside.

... A group of swordsmen in Tuliu Honmaru who had already begun to make up their minds to fall in love with "a certain lady", get married, and have children, exploded on the spot in horror!

Wouldn't the owner of the house be the same as the OL interrogator next door, just quit his job and quit this job? ?

The author has something to say: ↑Thinking too much.

This lady mentioned before, why do I feel like I can’t leave any suspense_(:з」∠)_

Ps. When I wrote it, I especially liked the picture of Tsurumaru kicking his legs on the window 23333333

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