[Comprehensive] My god judge is scary
Chapter 102 Chapter 102
Honmaru is going through a frenzy that is enough to be included in the top ten horrific scenes, and Qi Ya on the other end is also met with unspeakable and brutal questioning after being brought home by Il fans, and Edgar is the mastermind behind the scenes Not only did he feel no guilt, but he also smiled happily.
On the way to the hunter exam, he greeted all the citizens cordially, and occasionally stopped to chat, and finally came to the entrance of the PuTuPuTwist toy store at a leisurely pace, and hid behind the wall Mr. Bean Mian, who was on high alert to be pinched by him again, issued a number plate—number 366.
Looking at the number plate tremblingly handed over, Edgar couldn't help chuckling and said, "Oh, do I get hated by Mr. Bean?"
"...No, no." The Dou Mian Man thought for a while, and finally walked out with a heroic face, closed his eyes and followed him.
But Edgar just poked the cheek of Bean Dough Man, which still feels great, and said to him when he opened one eye in doubt: "As a staff member, you can't maintain your majesty, come on~"
"...!" Doumianren, who had been bullied by the president for many years, felt the warmth and tears welled up in his eyes, and kept sighing in his heart: So Edgar is a very good person!
After bidding farewell to Mr. Bean-Flour Man, Edgar continued to look at the toy store in front of him.
The reason why the starting point of the examination room is not called "the gate" but "the entrance" is very simple.
Different from the cute and slightly casual store name, this place is extremely magnificent. When you see the towering spire of the castle, you have already stepped into the scope of the toy store.
Yes, the toy store range also includes an actual castle.
Listen to the introduction from enthusiastic citizens—the owner of the Putui Putwi toy store claims to be a three-star toy hunter who sells love and dreams to children.
It sounds ridiculous, but in fact, he spent huge sums of money to buy land that was close to the size of a small town in the Republic of Batokia, and arranged it into a small fairy tale kingdom that was vivid and contained castles. Another famous tourist attraction after the Gate and Sky Arena.
And the interior of the castle is worthy of its title of "fairy tale". It is full of puppets in various costumes, kings, princesses, attendants, soldiers, all are readily available and lifelike, almost reproducing the scenes in medieval fairy tales. Perfect giant artwork.
It is rumored that when the only customers in the store were children, the dolls could even dance and move around with their own will.Of course, no grown-ups ever saw this scene, thus making this toy store one of those urban legends, the "living dolls."
If you take a closer look, you can find that there is an interesting signboard in the circle surrounded by the crowd, which reads——
"Little angels under the age of eight can visit and play for free~
Little princes/princesses aged 16 to [-] don’t have to worry, they enjoy a [-]% discount~
Grown-up old guys, please consciously pay full price tickets. 』
The temperature difference between the attitudes of adults and children is really obvious, and there is no intention of covering it up.
"Pfft, this is really interesting." Edgar made such an evaluation.
Looking at the staff members who were blocked at the door by candidates angrily protesting "You are cheating money!", and their faces were covered with embarrassment written all over their faces from left to right, Edgar didn't even need to go through a mental scan to see him In my heart, I can be sure that there will be some challenges or competitions after this so that candidates can get a chance to enter it.
After all, although the tickets are expensive, judging from the travel memories of the one-day trip to the Hunter Association he took to find Nitero at the time, the organizers are not short of this money.
And for the shopkeeper who can buy such a vast land and maintain the "town" on time, the benefits earned from tickets are even more negligible.
The reasoning is so reasoned, and I understand how to proceed in the follow-up, but~ Isn't it boring to act according to the examiner's arrangement?Na~
Edgar thought so, and stepped into the crowd.
And when people saw this handsome black-haired man approaching, they actually cooperated to make a passage for him. At first glance, it looked as spectacular as Moses dividing the sea.
--Huh?Why should I give way to a guy who looks weak?
This question flashed across the minds of the examinees at the same time.However, Edgar's actions in the next second made them think that it was their excellent intuition that caused trouble, and it was very correct to make way!
I saw Edgar spread the black cards in his hand like a poker fan, smiled at the staff and said, "Why don't I treat everyone's tickets."
"!!!"
Everyone who heard this sentence, whether it was the clerk or the examinee, was shocked!Could it be that the aura of local tyrants makes us retreat involuntarily!
However, the clerk is worthy of being an employee of the Hunter Association. After being stunned for a moment, he immediately came back to his senses, rolled his eyes and thought of an excuse: "I'm very sorry, sir, we don't accept credit cards here, only cash .”
Before Edgar could say anything, the group of candidates who had almost benefited immediately rioted, shouting one after another:
"I obviously didn't write this rule before!!!"
"There is definitely a shady scene and I want to report you!!!"
"You are deliberately making things difficult for him!!!"
Regarding this, Edgar could only sigh: Oh, oh, I really didn't expect the clerk to be so cooperative.
According to his speculation, even if he helped the candidates enter the toy store, and many face control people will have a good impression of him because of his appearance, there will still be some people who only think of themselves as substitute competitors Those who paid the money were taken advantage of.
However, the clerk's simple sentence made the candidates who had been trapped here for a long time so angry that they all stood by Edgar's side for a while, and they didn't even need to hint to fight against each other.
Everyone in the Hunter Association is really good~
With a happy mood, Edgar waved his hand towards the crowd, and easily stabilized these candidates who faintly regarded themselves as kind victims.
He turned around, frowned and asked the clerk worriedly, "Is it really only cash?"
"Yes, yes!" Afraid that the examinee would take out a dozen cards again and resort to money tactics to ruin the next test, the staff nodded quickly, almost almost showing afterimages.
"That's really great~" Edgar clapped his hands happily.
"!?" The staff's heart was immediately filled with a bad premonition, which quickly came true.
I only heard Edgar say: "I happen to have enough cash here!" As he said, he took out his wallet that Qi Ya called at the beginning that felt like it was about to explode, and it was full of coins of the largest face value. banknotes.
"..."
How could there be a guy in this world who brought so much money to take the hunter exam!You are all bored! ! !
The clerk really wanted to take off the hat on his head and throw it on the ground, shouting: "I'm not a man anymore!" He had no choice but to let it go with a grim expression after counting the huge amount of funds.
In this regard, Edgar was completely unaffected by his low air pressure. He smiled and extended a hand inward, and said politely to the candidates as an invitation: "Then, everyone, please come in."
"Okay, okay, thank you very much."
"Where, I'm very happy to be able to help you~" Edgar continued to maintain his gentle appearance, and he regarded the candidates as useful props in his heart. He only felt that the expression of the clerk was really interesting, and it was completely worth the ticket. price.
Of course, the examinees didn't know what he was thinking. After the first one thanked Edgar and walked in, they all let go of their awkwardness and followed suit with a little gratitude to Edgar.
Some of them walked at a brisk pace, and the main thought was: I was so awesome when I reacted quickly to make way for the big guy who paid the money!
Some thought that Edgar was too kind because he couldn't see the benefit of this behavior, and he shouldn't spend so much money on his competitors, and wanted to enter the preaching mode.
However, the most conspicuous among them were the candidates who had abandoned their integrity. They swooped and tried to hug Edgar's thighs, and shouted as they swooped: "Lord local tyrant! Do you need a pendant? After running, you can carry it on your back." your kind!"
This was naturally avoided by Edgar nimbly, but he still bent down and gently pulled them up when he saw the people who had fallen a dog, "There is no need for the pendant, let us work hard for the next exam." Compete, don't leave any regrets!"
As he said that, he showed a bright smile imitating those of the daggers.
"Oh……!"
The people who were exposed to the sunshine's smile nodded slowly, and it took a long time to recover after watching Edgar's retreating back.
The 286th hunter exam, the first round, the first pass.
All qualified, and 0 eliminated.
…………
……
He was not short of money, but as a first-time candidate for the hunter exam, Hisoka, who wanted to experience the tasks assigned by the Big Apple very~very~, sat at the end of the line and silently puffed up his face.
A man who can do this kind of behavior, which is not right to say cheating, is not right to say it is wrong... Is it a young apple that has not yet learned and has a bright future, or is it a rotten, bitter and useless fallen fruit?
Ahh~ I just passed the first level, so I can't see anything!However, we can’t just start testing their aptitude like this. Hunting takes more time, and patience is the only way to do it~ Only patience can taste the sweet taste of the fruit after it has matured and landed~~~
Hisoka's fingertips nimbly rolled the playing cards, the speed was getting faster and faster, just as his desire for fighting was getting deeper and deeper.
Then suddenly, a bloodstain was drawn on his fingertips by one of the sharp kings of spades. As if his body hadn't reacted yet, it took a while for the blood to slowly ooze out.
"Oh~?"
Hisoka licked the incision, but there was no bandage or treatment. The place injured by the poker that had been blessed with thoughts soon bled again. Without any thought of dealing with it, as time went by The passage of time even dyed half of the palm of his hand bright red.
Then, he flexibly rolled up the still gushing blood with his bright red tongue, savored it carefully as if he hadn't been injured, and slowly uttered, "Ah~~~ powerful Where is the fruit~ I am so hungry and thirsty~"
Hisoka talked excitedly to himself, but after a while, he immediately waved his hand in disgust as if he was tired of the smell of his own blood. With this movement, his right hand became intact, even the blood stains There was no trace, only the slight smell of blood in the air could prove that a wound once existed.
Then he turned his wrist a few more times, flexing his fingers slightly, and almost instantly, a poker card that suddenly appeared was caught between his index finger and middle finger, which was the king of spades stained with his blood.
Disappearing wounds, suddenly appearing playing cards, all of this seems to be a magician performing his magical performance.
"Hmm~ poker divination is telling me that there is indeed a big fruit worthy of my blood~" The magician Hisoka turned the cards over and over again, looking left and right, as if he really saw something from this playful divination Like the details, touching the face of the card lovingly.
Then he casually threw the cards behind him, squinted his narrow eyes and stared carefully at the crowd that was farther and farther away from him in front of him, trembling with anticipation, "Well, let's regard it as a man related to black~"
Just casually settled the sex, Hisoka walked into the venue with slightly weird steps, with a deep sense of anticipation for the suspenseful follow-up development.
……
behind the wall.
The clerk, who was hiding secretly, looked at the menacing playing cards at his feet, and said that No. 44 is really a perverted man who likes to talk to himself without being listened to.
But he was also quickly influenced by Hisoka's words, and he couldn't help but began to screen candidates who met the conditions of "black, male" in his mind, and finally found that because he hadn't passed the formal exam at all, the result was the most impressive. The only thing that is profound is the black-haired and red-eyed No. 366 who has played a trick on him.
Yes!
He couldn't help but muttered silently in his heart: the two troublemakers No. 44 and No. 366 should fight quickly!fight!fight!
The author has something to say: Candidates: Thank you local tyrants for taking care of me! ! !
Edgar: You're welcome. This is what I should do. The red scarf on my chest is more colorful.
Ps. Hisoka’s divination is as unreliable as flower petal divination, he’s just playing casually, mainly relying on intuition♂(blindness)~
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In addition, Edgar took part in the 286th hunter exam because he couldn't follow the plot, so I will make up the content of the exam!After making it up, I feel more and more the genius of the rich and treacherous...
On the way to the hunter exam, he greeted all the citizens cordially, and occasionally stopped to chat, and finally came to the entrance of the PuTuPuTwist toy store at a leisurely pace, and hid behind the wall Mr. Bean Mian, who was on high alert to be pinched by him again, issued a number plate—number 366.
Looking at the number plate tremblingly handed over, Edgar couldn't help chuckling and said, "Oh, do I get hated by Mr. Bean?"
"...No, no." The Dou Mian Man thought for a while, and finally walked out with a heroic face, closed his eyes and followed him.
But Edgar just poked the cheek of Bean Dough Man, which still feels great, and said to him when he opened one eye in doubt: "As a staff member, you can't maintain your majesty, come on~"
"...!" Doumianren, who had been bullied by the president for many years, felt the warmth and tears welled up in his eyes, and kept sighing in his heart: So Edgar is a very good person!
After bidding farewell to Mr. Bean-Flour Man, Edgar continued to look at the toy store in front of him.
The reason why the starting point of the examination room is not called "the gate" but "the entrance" is very simple.
Different from the cute and slightly casual store name, this place is extremely magnificent. When you see the towering spire of the castle, you have already stepped into the scope of the toy store.
Yes, the toy store range also includes an actual castle.
Listen to the introduction from enthusiastic citizens—the owner of the Putui Putwi toy store claims to be a three-star toy hunter who sells love and dreams to children.
It sounds ridiculous, but in fact, he spent huge sums of money to buy land that was close to the size of a small town in the Republic of Batokia, and arranged it into a small fairy tale kingdom that was vivid and contained castles. Another famous tourist attraction after the Gate and Sky Arena.
And the interior of the castle is worthy of its title of "fairy tale". It is full of puppets in various costumes, kings, princesses, attendants, soldiers, all are readily available and lifelike, almost reproducing the scenes in medieval fairy tales. Perfect giant artwork.
It is rumored that when the only customers in the store were children, the dolls could even dance and move around with their own will.Of course, no grown-ups ever saw this scene, thus making this toy store one of those urban legends, the "living dolls."
If you take a closer look, you can find that there is an interesting signboard in the circle surrounded by the crowd, which reads——
"Little angels under the age of eight can visit and play for free~
Little princes/princesses aged 16 to [-] don’t have to worry, they enjoy a [-]% discount~
Grown-up old guys, please consciously pay full price tickets. 』
The temperature difference between the attitudes of adults and children is really obvious, and there is no intention of covering it up.
"Pfft, this is really interesting." Edgar made such an evaluation.
Looking at the staff members who were blocked at the door by candidates angrily protesting "You are cheating money!", and their faces were covered with embarrassment written all over their faces from left to right, Edgar didn't even need to go through a mental scan to see him In my heart, I can be sure that there will be some challenges or competitions after this so that candidates can get a chance to enter it.
After all, although the tickets are expensive, judging from the travel memories of the one-day trip to the Hunter Association he took to find Nitero at the time, the organizers are not short of this money.
And for the shopkeeper who can buy such a vast land and maintain the "town" on time, the benefits earned from tickets are even more negligible.
The reasoning is so reasoned, and I understand how to proceed in the follow-up, but~ Isn't it boring to act according to the examiner's arrangement?Na~
Edgar thought so, and stepped into the crowd.
And when people saw this handsome black-haired man approaching, they actually cooperated to make a passage for him. At first glance, it looked as spectacular as Moses dividing the sea.
--Huh?Why should I give way to a guy who looks weak?
This question flashed across the minds of the examinees at the same time.However, Edgar's actions in the next second made them think that it was their excellent intuition that caused trouble, and it was very correct to make way!
I saw Edgar spread the black cards in his hand like a poker fan, smiled at the staff and said, "Why don't I treat everyone's tickets."
"!!!"
Everyone who heard this sentence, whether it was the clerk or the examinee, was shocked!Could it be that the aura of local tyrants makes us retreat involuntarily!
However, the clerk is worthy of being an employee of the Hunter Association. After being stunned for a moment, he immediately came back to his senses, rolled his eyes and thought of an excuse: "I'm very sorry, sir, we don't accept credit cards here, only cash .”
Before Edgar could say anything, the group of candidates who had almost benefited immediately rioted, shouting one after another:
"I obviously didn't write this rule before!!!"
"There is definitely a shady scene and I want to report you!!!"
"You are deliberately making things difficult for him!!!"
Regarding this, Edgar could only sigh: Oh, oh, I really didn't expect the clerk to be so cooperative.
According to his speculation, even if he helped the candidates enter the toy store, and many face control people will have a good impression of him because of his appearance, there will still be some people who only think of themselves as substitute competitors Those who paid the money were taken advantage of.
However, the clerk's simple sentence made the candidates who had been trapped here for a long time so angry that they all stood by Edgar's side for a while, and they didn't even need to hint to fight against each other.
Everyone in the Hunter Association is really good~
With a happy mood, Edgar waved his hand towards the crowd, and easily stabilized these candidates who faintly regarded themselves as kind victims.
He turned around, frowned and asked the clerk worriedly, "Is it really only cash?"
"Yes, yes!" Afraid that the examinee would take out a dozen cards again and resort to money tactics to ruin the next test, the staff nodded quickly, almost almost showing afterimages.
"That's really great~" Edgar clapped his hands happily.
"!?" The staff's heart was immediately filled with a bad premonition, which quickly came true.
I only heard Edgar say: "I happen to have enough cash here!" As he said, he took out his wallet that Qi Ya called at the beginning that felt like it was about to explode, and it was full of coins of the largest face value. banknotes.
"..."
How could there be a guy in this world who brought so much money to take the hunter exam!You are all bored! ! !
The clerk really wanted to take off the hat on his head and throw it on the ground, shouting: "I'm not a man anymore!" He had no choice but to let it go with a grim expression after counting the huge amount of funds.
In this regard, Edgar was completely unaffected by his low air pressure. He smiled and extended a hand inward, and said politely to the candidates as an invitation: "Then, everyone, please come in."
"Okay, okay, thank you very much."
"Where, I'm very happy to be able to help you~" Edgar continued to maintain his gentle appearance, and he regarded the candidates as useful props in his heart. He only felt that the expression of the clerk was really interesting, and it was completely worth the ticket. price.
Of course, the examinees didn't know what he was thinking. After the first one thanked Edgar and walked in, they all let go of their awkwardness and followed suit with a little gratitude to Edgar.
Some of them walked at a brisk pace, and the main thought was: I was so awesome when I reacted quickly to make way for the big guy who paid the money!
Some thought that Edgar was too kind because he couldn't see the benefit of this behavior, and he shouldn't spend so much money on his competitors, and wanted to enter the preaching mode.
However, the most conspicuous among them were the candidates who had abandoned their integrity. They swooped and tried to hug Edgar's thighs, and shouted as they swooped: "Lord local tyrant! Do you need a pendant? After running, you can carry it on your back." your kind!"
This was naturally avoided by Edgar nimbly, but he still bent down and gently pulled them up when he saw the people who had fallen a dog, "There is no need for the pendant, let us work hard for the next exam." Compete, don't leave any regrets!"
As he said that, he showed a bright smile imitating those of the daggers.
"Oh……!"
The people who were exposed to the sunshine's smile nodded slowly, and it took a long time to recover after watching Edgar's retreating back.
The 286th hunter exam, the first round, the first pass.
All qualified, and 0 eliminated.
…………
……
He was not short of money, but as a first-time candidate for the hunter exam, Hisoka, who wanted to experience the tasks assigned by the Big Apple very~very~, sat at the end of the line and silently puffed up his face.
A man who can do this kind of behavior, which is not right to say cheating, is not right to say it is wrong... Is it a young apple that has not yet learned and has a bright future, or is it a rotten, bitter and useless fallen fruit?
Ahh~ I just passed the first level, so I can't see anything!However, we can’t just start testing their aptitude like this. Hunting takes more time, and patience is the only way to do it~ Only patience can taste the sweet taste of the fruit after it has matured and landed~~~
Hisoka's fingertips nimbly rolled the playing cards, the speed was getting faster and faster, just as his desire for fighting was getting deeper and deeper.
Then suddenly, a bloodstain was drawn on his fingertips by one of the sharp kings of spades. As if his body hadn't reacted yet, it took a while for the blood to slowly ooze out.
"Oh~?"
Hisoka licked the incision, but there was no bandage or treatment. The place injured by the poker that had been blessed with thoughts soon bled again. Without any thought of dealing with it, as time went by The passage of time even dyed half of the palm of his hand bright red.
Then, he flexibly rolled up the still gushing blood with his bright red tongue, savored it carefully as if he hadn't been injured, and slowly uttered, "Ah~~~ powerful Where is the fruit~ I am so hungry and thirsty~"
Hisoka talked excitedly to himself, but after a while, he immediately waved his hand in disgust as if he was tired of the smell of his own blood. With this movement, his right hand became intact, even the blood stains There was no trace, only the slight smell of blood in the air could prove that a wound once existed.
Then he turned his wrist a few more times, flexing his fingers slightly, and almost instantly, a poker card that suddenly appeared was caught between his index finger and middle finger, which was the king of spades stained with his blood.
Disappearing wounds, suddenly appearing playing cards, all of this seems to be a magician performing his magical performance.
"Hmm~ poker divination is telling me that there is indeed a big fruit worthy of my blood~" The magician Hisoka turned the cards over and over again, looking left and right, as if he really saw something from this playful divination Like the details, touching the face of the card lovingly.
Then he casually threw the cards behind him, squinted his narrow eyes and stared carefully at the crowd that was farther and farther away from him in front of him, trembling with anticipation, "Well, let's regard it as a man related to black~"
Just casually settled the sex, Hisoka walked into the venue with slightly weird steps, with a deep sense of anticipation for the suspenseful follow-up development.
……
behind the wall.
The clerk, who was hiding secretly, looked at the menacing playing cards at his feet, and said that No. 44 is really a perverted man who likes to talk to himself without being listened to.
But he was also quickly influenced by Hisoka's words, and he couldn't help but began to screen candidates who met the conditions of "black, male" in his mind, and finally found that because he hadn't passed the formal exam at all, the result was the most impressive. The only thing that is profound is the black-haired and red-eyed No. 366 who has played a trick on him.
Yes!
He couldn't help but muttered silently in his heart: the two troublemakers No. 44 and No. 366 should fight quickly!fight!fight!
The author has something to say: Candidates: Thank you local tyrants for taking care of me! ! !
Edgar: You're welcome. This is what I should do. The red scarf on my chest is more colorful.
Ps. Hisoka’s divination is as unreliable as flower petal divination, he’s just playing casually, mainly relying on intuition♂(blindness)~
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In addition, Edgar took part in the 286th hunter exam because he couldn't follow the plot, so I will make up the content of the exam!After making it up, I feel more and more the genius of the rich and treacherous...
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