Straight male animal world strategy

Yan He was a little confused looking at the tribe in front of him.

For their decision to return to the tribe, the happiest thing is Kawei. I don’t know what kind of mentality it is. The Black Rock Tribe was fantasized as a peach blossom garden.

But the tribe in front of me, although the land can barely be called flat and open, the houses are like houses, and the rice paddies are well connected. It can be said that the fragrant grass is delicious, and the falling flowers are colorful. Does it belong to the mulberry and bamboo in the fertile fields and beautiful ponds?What about the agreed-upon yellow hair hanging down and being happy?

What is this little beast cub running around the world?

What is this random pile of plants and meat all over the ground?

What is this shit all over the corner?

Yan He squinted at Kawei with a half-smile, which made his hair stand on end.But now is not the time to settle accounts with Kavi. The two orcs walking towards them are not good at first glance. The slightly shorter one with blue eyes and red hair has somewhat similar facial features to Chris, and is looking anxious. Looking at Chris, it's a pity that there is not much sincerity in his eyes.The other orc had blue eyes and brown hair, who looked seventy percent like Chris, with a haughty face, and disdain in his eyes when he looked at Chris.

No need to ask, just by looking at the facial features, you can guess that these two are probably Chris's two younger brothers.

"Brother, it's great that you're back. Father and I are very worried about you." The shorter red-haired orc said first.

"It's not your turn to worry about it." The brown-haired orc sneered, "Brother didn't know if the accident had something to do with you."

"What do you mean! Second brother, don't talk nonsense!" The red-haired orc retorted immediately.

The brown-haired orc glanced at the other party contemptuously, raised his eyebrows and said: "My mother and father gave birth to me and my elder brother, where is my younger brother?"

"enough!"

Chris interrupted the argument between the two.Pulling Yan He to his side, he said to the two of them: "This is Yan He, he saved me." Then he pointed to the red-haired orc and said concisely: "Ivy." Then he pointed to the brown-haired orc : "Otherland".

"Female?" O'Selan looked at Yan He with great interest. "It does look a little special."

Yan He rolled his eyes, "How do you think my young master looks like a girl?"

"What's a bitch? You're so interesting to talk, hehehe..."

Yan He: "Hehe."

Osseran: ...Why do you feel despised for no reason?

"I'll take you to rest first, and I'll accompany you to familiarize yourself with other places in the tribe when I come back." Chris pushed the two people away from him, and walked to his residence while protecting Yan He.

Seeing the backs of the two leaving, O'Selan stroked his chin and showed a playful smile.Ivy frowned, and the unknown emotion flashed across his eyes, fleeting.

Chris took Yan He to his residence and told him that he would leave to visit his parents after he came back.

Chris's residence, like other houses in the tribe, is made of stone and clay.It may be to make it easier for the orcs to transform into beasts. Each room is very large, and there is no other furniture except stone beds, tables made of large wooden blocks, and stools made of small wooden blocks.Yan He couldn't help sighing, but thinking that he would live here permanently, he immediately cheered up and started tidying up.As for other things, let’s add them slowly. After a few days, draw a picture and find a way to make it according to it. Life will always be comfortable.

On the other side, Chris stood in the hall and respectfully called out to a tall middle-aged orc: "Father."

"It's good to come back," said the middle-aged orc with a stern face and bright eyes, with the shrewdness and calmness accumulated over the years in his eyes. "You should come back when you are free. Why did you go to fetch salt privately and have a conflict with Tatu."

In a word, Tatu's killing of opportunities was characterized as a conflict to maintain the tribal system.

With his father's shrewdness, it is impossible not to see that there is something wrong with his serious injury and disappearance, and it is impossible not to guess that he secretly went to fetch salt because he didn't want to come back, and it is even more impossible to believe that Tatu and himself are just in conflict.The reason why I say this is nothing more than not wanting to pursue further troubles.

"There was no salt at the time, and it was too late to go back to the tribe, so I had no choice but to take it privately." Chris replied calmly, without any resignation or grievance, "Also, it was Yan He who saved me. He is a female. I want him to be with me for a while. living together."

Perhaps the son's answer satisfied the patriarch's father. The patriarch did not express any objection to the fact that the son wanted to live with the female he brought back.

"It's up to you. Your parents have gone to Otherland's place, and they may not come back today. You can come and see him tomorrow."

"Yes."

Chris wasn't disappointed that his parents had gone to O'Seland's. He quickly stepped out of his father's house and walked towards his own house, and his steps became more and more brisk.

"Chris, you're back."

Before he reached the door, Yan He, who heard the movement, came out to greet him, with curved eyebrows and cheerful voice.This was the first time someone was waiting for him at home, and it felt like a warm current was flowing through his body, from head to toe.The corners of Chris's mouth turned up unconsciously, with a gentle expression, "Well, I'm back."

The room has been cleaned to a new look, and the bed is covered with clean and fluffy animal skin cushions. On the small fire in the center of the room, there is Chris’s favorite honey barbecue. The pottery pot that Yan He dug out from somewhere contained finely chopped wild vegetable soup.

Yan He walked to the barbecue, drew out his dagger, and waved to Chris, "Come on, why are you standing still, aren't you hungry?" He pointed to the ceramic bowl on the stove, "Bring the bowl here , you can make a few plates tomorrow, only bowls are too inconvenient. There are also chopsticks and spoons. Oh, you must not know what those are. After we have dinner, I will tell you slowly, forget it , or draw it for you, you just follow suit. By the way, there is also a cabinet, after it is done, you can..."

Yan He was chattering, and he kept putting pieces of meat into Chris's pottery bowl.Chris listened quietly, with an occasional "hmm", feeding him a few slices of barbecued meat from time to time between his words, watching Yan He's gaze as if turning into a pool of hot springs, the gurgling water warming his tender wrapped in...

The outdoor sunlight sprinkles from the windows, adding a bouquet of gold to the house, the smell of barbecue fills the air, and the laughter and laughter make the room warm.

"Slap!" O'Selan slapped the clay bowl on the table to the ground.

"So impatient?" The man sitting on the stone bench raised his eyebrows and sneered.

The man's facial features are delicate, his eyes are sharp, and the corners of his eyes are slightly wrinkled. His shoulder-length black hair is scattered behind him, and his whole person looks gentle and shrewd.

"Mother and father!" O'Selan shouted in dissatisfaction, "Chris is back. Didn't Tatu say that he doesn't want to come back?"

"It's good to come back," the black-haired man snorted softly, "Ivy's little bitch is very restless, let your elder brother deal with him, no matter who wins or loses, you must win in the end." After a pause, the man added: "During this period of time, you should settle down and don't provoke them. Although your father wants Ivy to inherit the tribe, Chris's strength lies there. Chris feels guilty, and no one can tell what will happen in the future, so don't be a fool to be a target."

"Understood..." Although Oseran was angry, he also knew that what his parents said was right, so he couldn't accept it.

"By the way, Mom and Dad, Chris brought back a female and said it was his savior. The female said something strange, and her clothes were different from the females in our tribe."

"It's just a female, what's the use of it." The black-haired man was very disdainful, "It was probably lost by other tribes, and your elder brother just made up a nonsense reason to bring her back."

"That's right, how can a female save an orc..." O'Selan thought about it, laughed at himself, and started talking to his parents about other things.

Here, Yan He took a small wooden stick and carefully drew the appearance of cabinets, fences, some simple weapons and various cooking utensils on the soft ground at the door, and explained the functions and benefits of each item to Chris in detail.On the one hand, Chris was amazed by the things drawn by Yan He. As the heir of the tribe, he knew very well how valuable these things were to the tribe.On the other hand, he had to doubt Yan He's origin again. Before that, he only thought that Yan He came from a tribe he had never been to. The costumes were different from the Black Rock tribe. Those magical medicines might be the secret skills of the tribe's witch doctor. , but today Yan He is talking about the common utensils in life, as well as various practical weapons, plus his cooking method, these are unheard of in the Black Rock Tribe, which shows how comfortable and powerful his original tribe is.

Chris felt uneasy, Yan He who suddenly appeared in front of him, Yan He who gave him countless help, and Yan He who said he wanted to be his family, what if he suddenly disappeared again?I don't know where to find him at all. He came from such a good place, so why should I keep him in the Black Rock Tribe and by my side?Chris grabbed Yan He's hand unconsciously, as if this would drive away the anxiety.Yan He was in pain from being pulled, and was about to remind Chris to let go, but was interrupted by three orcs approaching.

The leader was a burly, muscular gray-haired orc, with rough and aggressive facial features, and a hideous scar from the corner of the eye to the cheekbone.Followed by two twin orcs with identical facial features, the twins are slightly shorter than Chris, with a pleasant face, always smiling, their eyes brighten up when they see Chris, and their joy is beyond words.

"Chris!" The burly orc stepped forward fiercely, and punched Chris in the chest boldly.Chris took half a step back from being hammered, and then smiled back and punched the opponent in the chest.

"Are you okay? Locke." Chris asked with a smile.

"Fortunately, I was transferred back to the tribe when something happened to you. They said it was to take care of Luo Fei. Wasn't it just because I was afraid that something would happen to me, so I was brought back to the tribe for surveillance?" Locke was so emotional that he almost choked up, "I can't help it. I went to look for you, luckily you came back, I knew you would not die so easily, if I knew who harmed you, I would skin him."

"Chris, it's good if you come back, you don't even know how worried we are about you." The twins also gathered around, "Tatu said that he met you in the salt lake to fetch salt without permission, and you didn't want to go back to the tribe, so he fought you One also killed two orcs, are you alright?"

"I'm fine, thanks to Yan He." Chris pulled Yan He to the front, "This is Yan He, you must protect him when I'm not around in the future."

Locke and the twins were a little surprised by Chris's emphasis on Yan He, but when they thought of Chris's savior, they felt that it should be taken for granted, so they readily agreed.

"Hi Yan He, I'm Ula, and he's Dill." One of the twins pointed to the other, "It doesn't matter if you can't tell the difference now, as long as you remember that it's Dill who keeps silent."

Haha, it's really a simple and crude way to distinguish.

"Let's go in and talk," Yan He greeted, "I happen to be planning to make hot pot, and the more people there are, the more lively it will be."

"Hotpot?" Wula became interested in an instant, "What is that? Is it a kind of torch?"

"It's for food, it's delicious." Yan He rolled his eyes and didn't bother to explain, anyway, he'll know after eating.

"Eat?" Ula became even more curious, "How to eat? Fire? Wouldn't it burn people to death?"

"Come in, I just have something to discuss with you." Chris interrupted Ula's question and led several people into the room.By the way, he glared at Wu La, he hadn't eaten hot pot yet, it's cheap for these people, and he can taste Yan He's good craftsmanship, but there's so much nonsense.

Ula was stared at inexplicably and felt a little guilty, but her curiosity about hot pot and her confidence in Chris prevailed, and she followed into the room after hesitating for half a second.

Several people sat around the table. Chris took a burnt stick and drew cabinets, fences, various weapons and cooking utensils on the flat animal skin.Like Chris, Locke and the others immediately understood the significance of this to the tribe, and they couldn't help but look serious at Chris.

"How did you think of this?" Locke grew up with Chris, and naturally knew that Chris must have thought of this after leaving the tribe.

"It's not me, it's Yan He." Chris turned his head to look at the little female who was busy preparing the hot pot, and his heart warmed up, "The production of weapons must be kept secret for the time being, and it must not be known that it was Yan He's idea. "Chris sternly said.

"I understand." Although Locke is impulsive, he is not stupid. He naturally understands the twists and turns inside, and nothing else. If people know that those weapons are Yan He's idea, they don't know how much danger they will bring him. and trouble.

Yan He, who was worried about trouble, was processing the ingredients in front of him wholeheartedly.Cut all kinds of meat into thin slices, marinate with salt and a small amount of chili pepper, and put the remaining bones into a large earthenware pot to boil, adding ginger and mushrooms to remove fishy smell and enhance freshness.Various fungi brought back to the tribe from the forest were washed and neatly placed in pottery bowls.Wait until the bone soup in the large earthenware pot boils, remove the foam and bones, pour the remaining soup into the earthenware pot, cut the corn into small pieces, put them into the soup, and put them on the stove to simmer slowly.Then start making dips.

Slaughter the green onion into fine powder, mix with chili powder, pepper powder and a little salt, stir well in a bowl, and finally add half a bowl of boiled soup, a spicy and delicious dipping sauce is complete.

As soon as he lifted the thin stone slab covering the pottery basin, the rich smell of soup permeated the whole room in an instant, causing Chris and the others to immediately gather around with sparkling eyes.

"Yan He, this is hot pot? It smells so good." Ula took a deep breath, her expression was intoxicated, and she couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

Although the others were not as obvious as Ula, they did not hide the expectation in their eyes.

"Yeah." Yan He nodded, "This is hot pot. When you eat it, you should put sliced ​​meat and vegetables in it. After cooking, you can dip it in the sauce or eat it directly, depending on your own taste."

Seeing Wula's eagerness and being unable to start, Yan He couldn't help but chuckled, "Don't worry, you need chopsticks to eat hot pot, here, this is it." Take out the pair of chopsticks you just made, and demonstrate to them people watch.

Seeing him pick up a piece of meat, put it into the soup, and after a while, put it into a bowl, rinse it in the bowl, and hand it to Chris's mouth, "It's a bit hot, try it if you like it." Yan He knew that Chris loves spicy food, so he was not worried that he would not be able to accept it, but just reminded him to pay attention to the hot food.

Under the envy and jealousy of several other people, Chris took a bite of the meat slices. The spicy and delicious taste filled his mouth, and the tip of his tongue trembled slightly. His eyes lit up instantly, "It's delicious!"

Yan He laughed, poured the meat slices into the soup, and carefully taught them how to use chopsticks.Maybe it was a matter of talent, when the meat slices were cooked, except for Chris who could barely pick up the meat slices from the soup and ate them, the others could only look at the meat and sigh, scratching their heads anxiously.Yan He had no choice but to help them pick up the meat and vegetables. Fortunately, under the care of Chris, his bowl was always full of meat and vegetables.

"It's... really delicious!" Ula was sweating profusely, "No wonder it's called hot pot, it feels like it's on fire in your mouth, but it's so delicious, you can't stop it!"

Dill on the side nodded in agreement.Locke, on the other hand, didn't care about talking at all, and kept eating slices of meat from the bowl, not bothering to wipe off the sweat all over his face.

Yan He: ...how can I explain that hot pot doesn't mean that...

In the end, except for Yan He, the others were exhausted.Locke stroked his stomach, feeling unsatisfied: "This hot pot is really good. It's the first time I think the food is so delicious."

"Almost all meat and vegetables can be made into hot pot," Yan He nodded, "It's a pity that there are too few ingredients this time, so the soup base and dipping ingredients can only be simplified, and the taste will be even better if we find more seasonings in the future. "

"Really? Then when I go hunting in the future, I will bring you back the fruits and leaves with strange flavors." A hot pot meal made Wula a loyal follower of Yan He, "You can cook it for me a few more times in the future. Let's eat, what you cook is really delicious."

Dill on the side nodded silently, and Locke also looked at Yan He expectantly.

Yan He: ...I feel like I will become a cook in the future...

Chris: ...felt like I wanted to punch someone...

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There are not many words in the first two chapters, and this chapter has a lot of Braille, thank you everyone.