Straight male animal world strategy

After waiting for two days, when the lid of the altar was opened, a sour and refreshing aroma came out, and the kimchi I had been thinking about was finally ready.Yan He couldn't wait to fish out the cucumber and ginger, cut them into thin slices, twisted a piece and put it into Chris's mouth. It was no surprise that the other's expression cracked.Yan He smiled like a fox who stole a fat chicken, and joked, "Are you sour?"

Chris glanced at him noncommittally, Yun sucked Yan He's finger, and licked it lightly with his tongue, causing a shiver.Yan He's ears were red, he nudged Chris with his left hand and pulled his fingers back, picked up a bowl of kimchi and ran away quickly under the gaze of the other party's unsatisfied eyes.

Chris didn't like the taste of kimchi, but Luo Fei fell in love with it immediately.Just like discovering a new continent, I was so excited that I took one bite after another.Yan He was afraid that he would eat too much, so he snatched back the bowl and handed it to Dill. An angry Luo Fei stared at the two of them.

Dill had no choice but to sit down and hold Luo Fei's hand to comfort him, "I really can't eat too much of this, I'll eat it when I'm eating, I'll make it for you later according to Yan He's method, before soaking it I go to his place every day to get you a bowl, okay?"

Dill's tone was doting, his eyes were gentle, and Yan He felt that he had been forced into a big mouthful of dog food.Seeing how they get along, they are warm and natural, they only have each other and no one else in their eyes, Yan He even feels a sense of envy, it seems that it is good for men and men to be together.

Seeing him in a daze, Luo Fei poked him with his finger and asked with a smile, "What are you thinking about so preoccupied?"

"I think you are so envious." Yan He subconsciously said what was in his heart.

Luo Fei was puzzled, Dill and Chris were together all day, and immediately understood Yan He's meaning.I couldn't help but say good things for Chris, "Chris treats you the same as I treat Luo Fei."

"Ah? Ah!" Yan He came back to his senses, his cheeks flushed with embarrassment, facing Luo Fei's half-understanding and Dill's playful expressions, he responded a few times in random, and changed the topic to talk about making kimchi. method.Dill will not continue to force him as soon as he clicks, just like Chris said, this kind of thing can only wait for Yan He to understand and accept it, but judging by Yan He's appearance, Chris should not wait too long .Dill secretly poked in his heart to be happy for his friend.

With the blessing of kimchi, Luo Fei's appetite was greatly increased, and Dill also focused on investigating the tribal orcs. After Chris returned, he greatly strengthened the training of the archery team and the orcs. Yan He was also busy selecting females with Vera. Dyed cloth.The food is plentiful, the tribe is safe, and the tribesmen perform their duties. The thriving scene really gave Yan He a peaceful sense of belonging.

On the day Luo Fei gave birth, Yan He didn't dare to help. Of course, the main reason was that he felt that the matter of a man giving birth was too scary and dared not watch, for fear of causing an indelible shadow on himself.Besides, he can't treat Luo Fei as a complete man now, let alone watching pregnant women give birth.When Chris told him that Luo Fei gave birth to a little orc, his first reaction was to ask whether it was a human or a beast?

Chris told him that if a female is pregnant with an orc, then the pregnancy period is three months, and the little orc is born in the shape of a beast, and it will not change into a human until ten months later.If it is a female, the gestation period is ten months, and it will be born in a human form.After all, he glanced at Yan He's abdomen inexplicably, wondering what it would be like if Yan He was pregnant. When he thought of Yan He giving birth to a little female or a little orc, Chris became excited all over his body. Just thinking about it makes me so happy.

How could Chris's expression be concealed from Yan He? He gave him an angry look and muttered, "Don't look, I can't do anything." Is it regret, entanglement or anger.Seeing that his expression was different, Chris's heart tightened, regretting that he shouldn't be meddling, thinking about something, knowing that Yan He can't have children, but making him sad for nothing.He wanted to go up to hug Yan He but didn't dare, let alone talk about Luo Fei's cub, so he could only change the subject dryly: "I'm going to Salt Lake in a while, are you going?"

At this time, Yan He's mind was swiping the screen: "Give birth to a little beast from behind, it's so cruel. Fortunately, the young master is a man! No need to give birth!" I didn't feel that I had perfectly replaced the female role and adapted well, but I was still stupid Some people think that even if the steel pipe is not straight, at least it is not completely bent.Chris’s words brought back Yan He’s thoughts that he had already flown to the sky. So far, apart from eating, the thing that attracted him the most was leaving the tribe and going out. When he heard that Chris was going to the salt lake, he immediately put on a flattering expression. Looking at each other with crooked eyebrows and eyes, he kept nodding.Just kidding, the salt lake here is so beautiful, even cleaner and purer than the Chaka Salt Lake in the original world. Last time, I didn’t have time to take a good look at it, so I ran for my life. This time, I have to play to my heart’s content.

Chris felt as if he saw the big tail flicking desperately behind Yan He, obviously he was an orc, okay?No, even the orcs themselves would never wag their tails like that.He patted Yan He's head indulgently, then pinched his face again, and then said: "Depart in ten days." In return, Yan He let out a soft cry of excitement.

Ten days passed in a blink of an eye.This time I went to Salt Lake, firstly to send some orcs to garrison, and secondly to send a batch of supplies there.Now the tribe lacks nothing, and there are many good things. The salt lake is more difficult than the tribe, and the good things naturally come first.The third reason, and the most important reason, is that Chris knew that Yan He thought staying in the tribe was boring. At that time, in order to please him, he asked him if he wanted to go to Salt Lake. After seeing his excitement, Chris couldn't bear to refuse, so he had to lead the team for a walk. trip.I don't know if this counts as being blind.Dill still stayed in the tribe, and Ula wanted to go together, so Chris simply took him and Kavi and asked them to protect Yan He.After getting ready, the group set off for Salt Lake.

Not to mention the hardships on the road, Locke, who hadn't seen him for almost two months after arriving at Salt Lake, immediately grabbed Chris and asked about the tribe.Chris had already sent someone to inform Locke about the fact that Rosa left the tribe with a bow and arrow, and Crowe also felt that this matter was not simple, and now he happened to discuss it with Chris face to face.

Because of Yan He's arrival, the orcs of Salt Lake enjoy unprecedented preferential treatment, and various delicacies emerge in endlessly.Taking advantage of the barbecue on the fire, the orcs gathered around to congratulate the skill of frying the crispy meat, Locke looked at Chris solemnly and asked.

"You mean that there are still people in the tribe who cooperate with Rosa?"

"Well," Chris replied lightly, "Rosa can't be so stupid as to elope with an orc, he must have defected to another tribe. Where can he go without someone to match him?"

Locke frowned, "You mean someone in our tribe colluded with other tribes? Who do you think?"

Chris spit out the weeds in his mouth impatiently, a little irritated, "It's just a few people. I thought O'Selan was responsible for the accident last time, but now it seems that it may not be all him."

When Chris mentioned this, Locke also seemed to remember something, and said: "Tatu is from Oseland, and he wanted your life in Salt Lake, didn't that mean Oselan? You didn't have an accident. The reason for the attack by the wild beasts that came?" Unfortunately, after Tatu was taken to Salt Lake, Locke found a new and old grudge to settle together, and got him "died in the line of duty", and now he wants to arrest him for retrial. Chance.

"I'm not sure. I just look at O'Selan's performance. I'm sure I don't want me to go back to the tribe, but I don't necessarily want my life." He knew that his younger brother was impulsive and jealous, but he was not a daredevil. For those who dare not be, since they can say for sure that they did not want their own lives when they tore their faces, it is probably true.Chris let out a tired breath, and simply lay on the ground, looking at the night sky, he didn't know whether he was talking to himself or to Locke: "We are brothers after all..."

Locke understood Chris' feelings, but he didn't think that O'Selan had no intention of taking Chris' life.Thinking of the current situation in the tribe, I was really worried, so I told Chris that I would go back to the tribe with him, and leave the matter of the salt lake to Ula and Kawi.

Since Rosa rebelled against the tribe, the tribe has only produced ordinary wooden arrow bows and arrows that have been exposed. The bone arrow bows and arrows with great lethality are all secretly made in the salt lake. Watchtower, the defense level is greatly improved.After thinking about it, Chris felt that there was nothing wrong with handing over the Salt Lake to Ulla and Kavey. There was Locke's trusted deputy here, which happened to let Ulla and Kavey exercise.The tribe is more complicated, and with Locke's help, I can relax, so I nodded in agreement.

Yan He had a good time in the salt lake for a few days, the blue sky and white clouds, the whole sky was reflected on the lake, walking in it was like walking in the clouds.Delicious food, beautiful scenery and beautiful men, the feeling of contracting the entire sky realm by one person can't be more enjoyable, the only regret is that I can't take pictures.His salt-baked chicken was even more enthusiastically sought after, which made his scalp tingle when he saw the orcs bring pheasants.Chris accompanies Yan He to look around every day, and he can go wherever he is told to go. He is very obedient, and Yan He doesn't care about his behavior of occasionally touching his little hands and cheeks and secretly kissing his cheeks.

It's a pity that no matter how happy I am, it's time to return to the tribe.The orcs sent away Chris, Locke and Yan He in the great resentment that they could no longer eat the salt-baked chicken made by Yan He.None of the three of them thought at the time that the journey back to the tribe would be so dangerous.