Straight male animal world strategy
Chapter 29 First Kiss
At the rally the next day, the booth of the Black Rock Tribe was unsurprisingly packed.Whether it is slingshots, toys or cooking utensils, there has been a rush to exchange them. The most eye-catching one is of course the dyed cotton cloth. Unfortunately, not only the exchange conditions are good, but the quantity is also strictly limited.In less than half a day, all the things brought were sold out, and the reputation was greatly improved. The fellow orcs all said that this was the most dignified and relaxing gathering.
The goal was achieved, and Yan He was in a happy mood. After packing up the exchanged items and dragging them back to the stone house, he distributed a lot of items to the orcs who were traveling with him, and took out the rest of the colored hairbands, and let the orcs exchange their favorite items to bring back. tribe.
The orcs went out with their things happily, and they all said that it was a good deal to exchange with Chris this time. Thanks to the blessing of the God Envoy, the Black Rock tribe became famous this time, and they went out with their heads held high. If you give it to your family and friends in the Hui tribe, you must be envied again.
Yan He counted the exchanged items. Except for materials such as fur, they were all kinds of seeds and seasonings.In fact, these things are not lacking in the tribe, and the only thing that surprises Yan He is cumin and potatoes.Cumin is in the form of unprocessed granules. Yan He discovered it by chance, and he just exchanged a pile of dyed cloth for a large pile. The other party was a small tribe, and he was so grateful. Swipe the friendly favorability of the Black Rock Tribe.Potatoes are the staple food of another tribe. They boil or bake potatoes all the year round. Seeing that these orcs are straightforward and honest, Yan He not only exchanged cooking utensils for a large number of potatoes, but also promised to teach them other ways of making potatoes at night.
After sorting out the things, Yan He took Chris out to go to the party.Their purpose is different from others. One is to see if there are any other novelty items to exchange. The most important thing is to look at the things brought by several big tribes and evaluate the current level of the Black Rock tribe.
The bear tribe is the only purebred tribe in the forest tribe. The items exchanged are mainly honey, bee chrysalis and the like, and the special one is the bone knife used to cut honey, which is exquisitely polished and sharp.Yan He picked it up and looked at it, and found that there was nothing special about it except that the workmanship was a little better, so he put down his head and turned to look at the bee chrysalis without much interest.
When Morrie saw Yan He and Chris coming over, he greeted them warmly. Those who didn't know thought it was a happy reunion of old friends for many years. Only Yan He knew that this guy who was honest and cunning on the surface was probably brought out when he saw their gathering. Things are novel, and I want to take advantage of formulas.
Sure enough, Morrie's first sentence was: "Do you still have that cloth? You can change it for me privately. You know I haven't paired up yet, so I hope to use this to please the magnetism."
Yan Hebai glanced at him without concealing it, "Chris and Seth of the Tianhe Tribe made an agreement that no more than ten pieces of colored cloth can be exchanged for other tribes in each gathering within two years. Our tribe keeps its word."
Everyone knows this agreement. Morrie didn't expect to get more colored cloth at first, so he still asked with a smile: "Then you must still have good things to exchange. Why don't you exchange them for your brother who is cheaper than others? My brother will get the best ones." Honey for you."
The Xiong tribe is also a large tribe in the forest, and it is beneficial and harmless to make friends with them. Yan He accepts it when he sees it, and invites him to the stone house for dinner at night, and brings honey in exchange.Morrie happily agreed, and was about to pat Yan He's shoulder to show his friendship, but Chris stretched out his hand to separate his hands from Yan He's clothes, and Chris brought Yan He with him, and said coldly : "Yan He is a female." The implication is that you are an orc, stay away.
Mori was not angry either, he touched his nose awkwardly and smiled ambiguously at Yan He.Yan He felt a little guilty when he laughed at him, so he could only stare at him and was led away obediently by Chris.
The Tianhe tribe's booth was the largest, and they brought the most things. In addition to a large amount of cotton cloth, there were also various tools, animal skins and decorations. Although the cotton-filled clothes were ugly in style, they were also the only ones that were particularly popular. , The conditions for changing are also high, and ordinary tribes simply cannot afford to change.Seeing Chris and Yan He, Seth generously gave Yan He a cotton coat, reciprocated, and Yan He also invited Seth to have dinner together.
The two walked around the assembly again, and had a general understanding of the current production levels of each tribe.On the surface, although the current number of the Black Rock tribe is not as large as that of several big tribes, they are not far behind in terms of strength.Of course, these big tribes would definitely not exchange all the good things, but didn't the Black Rock tribe also show off their bows and arrows and other weapons?
Not long after returning to the stone house, the tribe orcs who exchanged potatoes arrived.Their tribe was originally smaller than the Black Rock tribe, and with the fact that the Black Rock tribe made a big splash at this rally, the orcs were a little nervous and at a loss what to do.Yan He saw the embarrassment of several people, so he simply called them over to help, so as not to make them feel uncomfortable from Chris's air-conditioning.
The few orcs were not hypocritical, and directly peeled the skin according to the instructions, cutting into pieces, cutting into strips.They used the cooking utensils exchanged from Yan He.Yan He heated up the oil refined before going out, and the potato sticks puffed out of the pot, the steaming aroma filled the room, and after a while, the golden and crispy potato sticks came out of the pan and placed on a plate, sprinkled with salt, the color and fragrance were delicious, which attracted many people. The orcs were surprised again and again.
Yan He ignored them, took out the boiled potato pieces, added salt and pressed them into puree.Add a bird's egg and stir with salt, roll the mashed potatoes in the egg liquid and fry in a pan, drain the oil and sprinkle with a little pepper and chili powder to taste, one by one fragrant and hot potato cakes And you're done.The remaining half of the mashed potatoes are directly added with minced green onion, salt, and minced meat left over from oil refining.Change the remaining egg liquid into a flat stone pan and fry it into a pancake. Put the mashed potatoes on one side, turn it over and wrap it in the pan, and a large plate of mashed potatoes wrapped in eggs is born.
Before the few orcs who watched and helped had time to digest these dishes, Yan He started to cook today's big dish again, potatoes and roasted pork cubes.
Cut the lean meat into pieces, put the oily green onion and ginger into the hot pot, and stir-fry together with several kinds of spices that I just changed today and chili and peppercorns. After the aroma is released, put the meat into the pot and continue to fry until the color of the meat changes. , Pour in the potato cubes and stir fry for a while, add water to submerge the potato cubes, cover the pot and simmer slowly.
After finishing all this, Yan He put the barbecue on the fire, and then turned around to ask the silly orcs if there was anything they didn't understand.Several orcs looked at each other, a little dazed, Yan He repeated the method amusedly, and said that if there is something unclear in the past few days, feel free to ask, by the way, remind a few people, "Actually, there are many ways to make potatoes. With cooking utensils, It can be fried, stewed or boiled, and you can change some seasonings back to the tribe, and you can try it slowly. And this thing is easy to store, and it’s best to eat it during the snow season.”
Several orcs nodded again and again, and were a little puzzled, "But this thing will germinate before the snow season, and if you eat it, you will die." After speaking, they were afraid that Yan He would not believe it, so they hurriedly explained, "Really, take it back Don’t eat sprouts, people in our tribe will die if they eat them.”
While brushing the seasoning on the barbecue in front of him, Yan He said, "You are right, sprouted potatoes are poisonous and cannot be eaten. However, it is not difficult to preserve them until the snow season. When the rally is over, you are welcome to come to Heiyan As a guest of the tribe, I will teach you how to dig a cellar. With a cellar, the potatoes can be stored very well.” These orcs are straightforward and simple, and they are sincere and not clever when exchanging. Yan He has a good impression of them, knowing that their tribe is small , life is hard, and I am willing to help.The few orcs didn't understand Yan He's meaning, so they quickly agreed gratefully, planning to send people to the Black Rock Tribe to study after going back.
When Seth and Morrie arrived, a large table of dishes had been prepared, and they were full of praise for the novel and delicious dishes.In particular, the potatoes are soft, glutinous and easy to fill the stomach, which makes the two of them very interested.Yan He took advantage of the opportunity to introduce several orcs to Seth and Mori, and facilitated their tribe exchange, which made several orcs very grateful to Yan He.
After the meal, several orcs bid farewell with winks, Yan He sent them out, and Chris stayed with Seth Murray to continue communicating.When Yan He came back from his walk, Chris and Morrie had exchanged bacon for a large amount of honey and bee chrysalis, and had negotiated a deal with Seth about exchanging leather shoes for cotton.These are not the most important. The most important thing is to let the two big tribes know that Chris will be the master of the Black Rock tribe in the future, and Chris can bring them huge benefits.
"Are you ready?" From Chris's appearance, he knew it was going well, Yan He asked knowingly.
"Well, the talk is over." Chris pulled Yan He to sit down, feeling happy, "This meeting was a success, and it's all thanks to you."
"You're welcome, who told me to be the envoy of God." Yan He patted his chest, putting on an air of embarrassment, "This envoy of God will lead our Heiyan tribe to become the largest tribe in the forest. You are the first patriarch of the forest tribe."
Chris gave a noncommittal "hmm", and then said, "Do you know why I want to make the tribe stronger as soon as possible?"
"Huh? Don't all men want the tribe to be strong in their own hands?" Yan He looked at Chris inexplicably, with a strange expression on his face.
"No," Chris took Yan He's hand suddenly and seriously, and put it on his lips to kiss, "Before I met you again, I didn't care if the tribe was strong or not, and I didn't care if it belonged to me." Chris paused , looking into Yan He's eyes focused and restrained, with a hoarse and low voice, "I want it to belong to me, and I want it to be strong just to keep you."
Yan He's heart seemed to be hit hard, with indescribable sweetness and indescribable sourness, with mixed feelings and even forgot to withdraw his hand.Chris kissed the back of his hand again, piously like a believer, "Even if you don't want to agree, please don't refuse me, please..."
Faced with such a Chris, Yan He was completely unable to resist, and his mind was in a mess.He could only respond vaguely: "Chris, I..."
Chris leaned over suddenly, kissed Yan He's lips tenderly, and shut all his words in his mouth.The incomparably cherished pecking of the lips repeatedly grinds, outlines the outline of the opponent's lips with a warm tongue, takes advantage of the other's open-minded effort to pry open the white teeth and slide them into the mouth, domineering and lingering licks every inch of the gap in the mouth , Provoking the opponent's tongue to entangle and chase, not giving Yan He a chance to escape.
After the kiss was over, Chris backed away reluctantly, licked the silver thread from the corner of Yan He's lips, stared at Yan He's eyes for a moment, and waited for the verdict with anticipation and fear.He waited for too long and restrained himself for too long, he didn't have time to think, he only knew that if he didn't kiss him again, he would go crazy.He didn't dare to imagine what he would do if Yan He pushed him away, so he could only wait for Yan He's sentencing.
The firelight half-illuminated Chris's face.He stared at himself with a firm expression, and Yan He could see his reflection in his pupils, and his almost translucent blue eyes shone with anticipation.Even without saying a word, all the affection can be conveyed through these eyes.Yan He didn't know what to say, how to put it, he was reluctant to push Chris away, but he also didn't want to just hug Chris like this, so he waved his hands and shook his head in a panic, begging: "Let me think about it, Chris, you let me let me see……"
Yan He's bewildered look frightened Chris, he hugged him nervously, stroked his back, and murmured with remorse, "Don't be afraid, I won't force you, no matter how long you need, I will waiting for you."
The author has something to say:
It is unbelievable that the word orc in the title of the work should be harmonized.The current title of the work has been changed to "Strategy of the Straight Man and the Beast World", which should be in line with the policy... right?
The goal was achieved, and Yan He was in a happy mood. After packing up the exchanged items and dragging them back to the stone house, he distributed a lot of items to the orcs who were traveling with him, and took out the rest of the colored hairbands, and let the orcs exchange their favorite items to bring back. tribe.
The orcs went out with their things happily, and they all said that it was a good deal to exchange with Chris this time. Thanks to the blessing of the God Envoy, the Black Rock tribe became famous this time, and they went out with their heads held high. If you give it to your family and friends in the Hui tribe, you must be envied again.
Yan He counted the exchanged items. Except for materials such as fur, they were all kinds of seeds and seasonings.In fact, these things are not lacking in the tribe, and the only thing that surprises Yan He is cumin and potatoes.Cumin is in the form of unprocessed granules. Yan He discovered it by chance, and he just exchanged a pile of dyed cloth for a large pile. The other party was a small tribe, and he was so grateful. Swipe the friendly favorability of the Black Rock Tribe.Potatoes are the staple food of another tribe. They boil or bake potatoes all the year round. Seeing that these orcs are straightforward and honest, Yan He not only exchanged cooking utensils for a large number of potatoes, but also promised to teach them other ways of making potatoes at night.
After sorting out the things, Yan He took Chris out to go to the party.Their purpose is different from others. One is to see if there are any other novelty items to exchange. The most important thing is to look at the things brought by several big tribes and evaluate the current level of the Black Rock tribe.
The bear tribe is the only purebred tribe in the forest tribe. The items exchanged are mainly honey, bee chrysalis and the like, and the special one is the bone knife used to cut honey, which is exquisitely polished and sharp.Yan He picked it up and looked at it, and found that there was nothing special about it except that the workmanship was a little better, so he put down his head and turned to look at the bee chrysalis without much interest.
When Morrie saw Yan He and Chris coming over, he greeted them warmly. Those who didn't know thought it was a happy reunion of old friends for many years. Only Yan He knew that this guy who was honest and cunning on the surface was probably brought out when he saw their gathering. Things are novel, and I want to take advantage of formulas.
Sure enough, Morrie's first sentence was: "Do you still have that cloth? You can change it for me privately. You know I haven't paired up yet, so I hope to use this to please the magnetism."
Yan Hebai glanced at him without concealing it, "Chris and Seth of the Tianhe Tribe made an agreement that no more than ten pieces of colored cloth can be exchanged for other tribes in each gathering within two years. Our tribe keeps its word."
Everyone knows this agreement. Morrie didn't expect to get more colored cloth at first, so he still asked with a smile: "Then you must still have good things to exchange. Why don't you exchange them for your brother who is cheaper than others? My brother will get the best ones." Honey for you."
The Xiong tribe is also a large tribe in the forest, and it is beneficial and harmless to make friends with them. Yan He accepts it when he sees it, and invites him to the stone house for dinner at night, and brings honey in exchange.Morrie happily agreed, and was about to pat Yan He's shoulder to show his friendship, but Chris stretched out his hand to separate his hands from Yan He's clothes, and Chris brought Yan He with him, and said coldly : "Yan He is a female." The implication is that you are an orc, stay away.
Mori was not angry either, he touched his nose awkwardly and smiled ambiguously at Yan He.Yan He felt a little guilty when he laughed at him, so he could only stare at him and was led away obediently by Chris.
The Tianhe tribe's booth was the largest, and they brought the most things. In addition to a large amount of cotton cloth, there were also various tools, animal skins and decorations. Although the cotton-filled clothes were ugly in style, they were also the only ones that were particularly popular. , The conditions for changing are also high, and ordinary tribes simply cannot afford to change.Seeing Chris and Yan He, Seth generously gave Yan He a cotton coat, reciprocated, and Yan He also invited Seth to have dinner together.
The two walked around the assembly again, and had a general understanding of the current production levels of each tribe.On the surface, although the current number of the Black Rock tribe is not as large as that of several big tribes, they are not far behind in terms of strength.Of course, these big tribes would definitely not exchange all the good things, but didn't the Black Rock tribe also show off their bows and arrows and other weapons?
Not long after returning to the stone house, the tribe orcs who exchanged potatoes arrived.Their tribe was originally smaller than the Black Rock tribe, and with the fact that the Black Rock tribe made a big splash at this rally, the orcs were a little nervous and at a loss what to do.Yan He saw the embarrassment of several people, so he simply called them over to help, so as not to make them feel uncomfortable from Chris's air-conditioning.
The few orcs were not hypocritical, and directly peeled the skin according to the instructions, cutting into pieces, cutting into strips.They used the cooking utensils exchanged from Yan He.Yan He heated up the oil refined before going out, and the potato sticks puffed out of the pot, the steaming aroma filled the room, and after a while, the golden and crispy potato sticks came out of the pan and placed on a plate, sprinkled with salt, the color and fragrance were delicious, which attracted many people. The orcs were surprised again and again.
Yan He ignored them, took out the boiled potato pieces, added salt and pressed them into puree.Add a bird's egg and stir with salt, roll the mashed potatoes in the egg liquid and fry in a pan, drain the oil and sprinkle with a little pepper and chili powder to taste, one by one fragrant and hot potato cakes And you're done.The remaining half of the mashed potatoes are directly added with minced green onion, salt, and minced meat left over from oil refining.Change the remaining egg liquid into a flat stone pan and fry it into a pancake. Put the mashed potatoes on one side, turn it over and wrap it in the pan, and a large plate of mashed potatoes wrapped in eggs is born.
Before the few orcs who watched and helped had time to digest these dishes, Yan He started to cook today's big dish again, potatoes and roasted pork cubes.
Cut the lean meat into pieces, put the oily green onion and ginger into the hot pot, and stir-fry together with several kinds of spices that I just changed today and chili and peppercorns. After the aroma is released, put the meat into the pot and continue to fry until the color of the meat changes. , Pour in the potato cubes and stir fry for a while, add water to submerge the potato cubes, cover the pot and simmer slowly.
After finishing all this, Yan He put the barbecue on the fire, and then turned around to ask the silly orcs if there was anything they didn't understand.Several orcs looked at each other, a little dazed, Yan He repeated the method amusedly, and said that if there is something unclear in the past few days, feel free to ask, by the way, remind a few people, "Actually, there are many ways to make potatoes. With cooking utensils, It can be fried, stewed or boiled, and you can change some seasonings back to the tribe, and you can try it slowly. And this thing is easy to store, and it’s best to eat it during the snow season.”
Several orcs nodded again and again, and were a little puzzled, "But this thing will germinate before the snow season, and if you eat it, you will die." After speaking, they were afraid that Yan He would not believe it, so they hurriedly explained, "Really, take it back Don’t eat sprouts, people in our tribe will die if they eat them.”
While brushing the seasoning on the barbecue in front of him, Yan He said, "You are right, sprouted potatoes are poisonous and cannot be eaten. However, it is not difficult to preserve them until the snow season. When the rally is over, you are welcome to come to Heiyan As a guest of the tribe, I will teach you how to dig a cellar. With a cellar, the potatoes can be stored very well.” These orcs are straightforward and simple, and they are sincere and not clever when exchanging. Yan He has a good impression of them, knowing that their tribe is small , life is hard, and I am willing to help.The few orcs didn't understand Yan He's meaning, so they quickly agreed gratefully, planning to send people to the Black Rock Tribe to study after going back.
When Seth and Morrie arrived, a large table of dishes had been prepared, and they were full of praise for the novel and delicious dishes.In particular, the potatoes are soft, glutinous and easy to fill the stomach, which makes the two of them very interested.Yan He took advantage of the opportunity to introduce several orcs to Seth and Mori, and facilitated their tribe exchange, which made several orcs very grateful to Yan He.
After the meal, several orcs bid farewell with winks, Yan He sent them out, and Chris stayed with Seth Murray to continue communicating.When Yan He came back from his walk, Chris and Morrie had exchanged bacon for a large amount of honey and bee chrysalis, and had negotiated a deal with Seth about exchanging leather shoes for cotton.These are not the most important. The most important thing is to let the two big tribes know that Chris will be the master of the Black Rock tribe in the future, and Chris can bring them huge benefits.
"Are you ready?" From Chris's appearance, he knew it was going well, Yan He asked knowingly.
"Well, the talk is over." Chris pulled Yan He to sit down, feeling happy, "This meeting was a success, and it's all thanks to you."
"You're welcome, who told me to be the envoy of God." Yan He patted his chest, putting on an air of embarrassment, "This envoy of God will lead our Heiyan tribe to become the largest tribe in the forest. You are the first patriarch of the forest tribe."
Chris gave a noncommittal "hmm", and then said, "Do you know why I want to make the tribe stronger as soon as possible?"
"Huh? Don't all men want the tribe to be strong in their own hands?" Yan He looked at Chris inexplicably, with a strange expression on his face.
"No," Chris took Yan He's hand suddenly and seriously, and put it on his lips to kiss, "Before I met you again, I didn't care if the tribe was strong or not, and I didn't care if it belonged to me." Chris paused , looking into Yan He's eyes focused and restrained, with a hoarse and low voice, "I want it to belong to me, and I want it to be strong just to keep you."
Yan He's heart seemed to be hit hard, with indescribable sweetness and indescribable sourness, with mixed feelings and even forgot to withdraw his hand.Chris kissed the back of his hand again, piously like a believer, "Even if you don't want to agree, please don't refuse me, please..."
Faced with such a Chris, Yan He was completely unable to resist, and his mind was in a mess.He could only respond vaguely: "Chris, I..."
Chris leaned over suddenly, kissed Yan He's lips tenderly, and shut all his words in his mouth.The incomparably cherished pecking of the lips repeatedly grinds, outlines the outline of the opponent's lips with a warm tongue, takes advantage of the other's open-minded effort to pry open the white teeth and slide them into the mouth, domineering and lingering licks every inch of the gap in the mouth , Provoking the opponent's tongue to entangle and chase, not giving Yan He a chance to escape.
After the kiss was over, Chris backed away reluctantly, licked the silver thread from the corner of Yan He's lips, stared at Yan He's eyes for a moment, and waited for the verdict with anticipation and fear.He waited for too long and restrained himself for too long, he didn't have time to think, he only knew that if he didn't kiss him again, he would go crazy.He didn't dare to imagine what he would do if Yan He pushed him away, so he could only wait for Yan He's sentencing.
The firelight half-illuminated Chris's face.He stared at himself with a firm expression, and Yan He could see his reflection in his pupils, and his almost translucent blue eyes shone with anticipation.Even without saying a word, all the affection can be conveyed through these eyes.Yan He didn't know what to say, how to put it, he was reluctant to push Chris away, but he also didn't want to just hug Chris like this, so he waved his hands and shook his head in a panic, begging: "Let me think about it, Chris, you let me let me see……"
Yan He's bewildered look frightened Chris, he hugged him nervously, stroked his back, and murmured with remorse, "Don't be afraid, I won't force you, no matter how long you need, I will waiting for you."
The author has something to say:
It is unbelievable that the word orc in the title of the work should be harmonized.The current title of the work has been changed to "Strategy of the Straight Man and the Beast World", which should be in line with the policy... right?
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