Straight male animal world strategy

"It's boring in the snow season..." There was a vast expanse of snow outside the house, and Yan He was nestled on the bed like a ball, sighing.

In the past, I wished I could be a rice bug during the long vacation, but now I have been an otaku for more than a month, and I am still a real otaku with no electricity, no internet, and no mobile phone. Yan He expressed that it was too painful.

Chris rubbed his head with a smile, sat on the edge of the bed and closed the duvet for him.I can't be satisfied with such a day and night.In the past month or so, he and Yan He have become closer and closer, and Yan He has also behaved more and more naturally. If this goes on, once the snow season is over, he will probably be able to confess his love.Chris is planning silently in his heart, but he still needs to appease this overly lively guy first, and continue to increase his favorability.

"It's snowing so much, what else can you do if you don't stay at home?" Chris looked helpless, as if you were making trouble for no reason, but I could do it if you really said it.

Yan He felt a little sour...

Patting away the troublesome big hands on his head, he looked at Chris expectantly, "What did you usually do in the days when the snow season was so long?" It couldn't just be sleeping.But he didn't expect that the answer was... sleep.

"All the clansmen are in the tribe during the snow season, which is the best time to conceive. If you conceive now, the birth will be at the end of the rainy season, and the cubs will not die easily." Chris replied seriously.

Yan He: "..."

It turns out that the snow season is really used to create people. Thinking about the backward and cruel environment of this world, it seems to be a matter of course, but when you talk about conception and childbirth in such a serious way, Chris, you know that your human being is a little bit broken?

Yan He really couldn't continue this topic, so he could only put on a pleasing smile, "Isn't the clansman without a partner very boring? Why don't you just invite a few people to eat hot pot, this weather is the most suitable for eating hot pot or something." Before he finished speaking, he smiled slyly as if he suddenly remembered something, and flattered him: "I think of a new thing, it must be interesting. Chris, help me find such a big piece of wood, and find more." Yan He is good at comparing the size with his hands.

Chris was shaken by his smile, subconsciously nodded in agreement, and then asked what it was for.Yan He didn't make a fuss and said directly that he wanted to teach him the quintessence of Chinese mahjong.Although he couldn't understand it at all, he quickly found a suitable piece of wood according to his intentions. This matter can be done in minutes for the orcs.Then I watched Yan He take out his dagger and start carving various symbols on the small wooden blocks.

This is a labor-intensive project, but fortunately, when it was boring, Yan He didn't mind the trouble, and carved slowly with Chris for a few days before finishing it.After finishing the work, I couldn't wait to ask Chris to invite a few orcs to our house.

A group of people finished the hot pot and sat down contentedly to chat, when they saw Yan He mysteriously holding out a large pile of small wooden blocks and putting them on the table.

At first everyone thought it was God Envoy who had invented something good, but later they realized it was a game.Yan Hechou clarified the rules to a few people in a showy way, and played while teaching them. Relying on his previous experience, he severely abused the other three families.It's a pity that the good times didn't last long. After the other three families slowly adapted to the rules, he began to lose. The other orcs who were watching thought it was interesting and asked to play one after another.

A group of people got carried away, and it was only at dinner time that they found out that Chris had prepared the barbecue, and specially prepared chicken soup with dried mushrooms in consideration of Yan He's taste.Holding the hot chicken soup, Yan He thought in a daze, if only Chris was a girl, or... maybe he would like to be below?But as soon as he thought of Chris's six-pack abs and tall body, he instantly dispelled the idea. Not to mention that he couldn't speak, I'm afraid his small body couldn't hold him back.As for being crushed... Hehe, he doesn't want to die yet.

After mahjong became popular in the tribe with lightning speed, Yan He made jigsaw puzzles for the bored children who made troubles. In the beginning, Yan He used a dagger to brand the images of animals. Unfortunately, his drawings were too ugly. , illegible.Later, disabled orcs were invited to use burnt black branches to draw various dangerous beasts in the forest. Educational and entertaining are very popular among the cubs.

Nowadays, no one in the tribe with strong orcs is short of food, and they are willing to exchange a few sets of puzzles for their cubs. In this way, the life of the tribe is enriched during the snow season, and the lives of disabled orcs are much easier than in previous years. Everyone is more grateful and convinced to the envoy.

Of course, not everyone in the tribe is happy.

The snow season in Oseran is not easy. The food provided by the tribe can barely survive, and the quality cannot be guaranteed.His parents were very dissatisfied, always complaining that he was being stupid and hurting himself. After his father reprimanded them twice, he never asked them a word.

Holding the bacon that Yan He asked Carvey to send in his hand, Oseran laughed at himself. It was ironic that the person who cared about his life in the end turned out to be the person he wanted to kill.It wasn't that he didn't listen to Yan He's words that day. Thinking about it carefully, in fact, he was always jealous of Chris. Although the other party didn't love his younger brother much, he never hurt himself.Chris is really alone compared to being accompanied by his mother and father, but he has grown into what he is today. If it were him, he might not be able to do it at all, so what is there to be jealous of?At the beginning, I foolishly thought that I could become the next patriarch without Chris, but seeing my father's current state, if Chris didn't come back, I would only be used to clear the way for Ivy, and I still got nothing in the end.I was too stupid to see clearly at the beginning, and it is not wrong to end up like this now.

It's a pity that some people are not like O'Selan, who can see clearly when they suffer.

Rosa came to visit with some food. As soon as she entered the door, she greeted her for a while, then took Oseran's mother's hand and rebuked a bunch of patriarchs and Chris for their ruthlessness, and finally expressed her intention to come.

"After all, O'Selan is the patriarch's son, Chris' younger brother, and now Chris is confused by Yan He, so he is confused and insists on forcing my father to recognize him as an angel." With a guilty and distressed expression, "I can't stop it, but seeing you like this, I really feel sorry for you."

"Chris is ungrateful, he treats me and Osseran like this, I won't let him go." Osseran's parents spat and said harshly.

"Mother and father!" O'Selan stopped, and looked at Rosa with displeasure, the intention of seeing off the guests in his eyes was undisguised.

"Otheran," Rosa softened her voice, "Are you really resigned to your fate and want to live like this for the rest of your life? Who caused you to be like this? As long as you defeat Chris, you..."

"Who caused me to be like this?" O'Selan interrupted him, mockingly said: "Isn't it due to your credit that I have become what I am today? Don't take me for a fool. I didn't say it was because we grew up together." For the sake of big things, it’s not that I don’t know.”

Rosa blushed, and was about to explain a few words, but O'Selan continued to rob her: "What's your idea today? Do you still want to persuade me to join forces with Ivy, and it's best to admit Chris' mistake and get His understanding can help you find out information?" O'Selan snorted coldly, "I don't care what you want to do, but don't get involved with me and my parents, I don't want to be your gunman anymore."

Rosa's face turned red and white after being told that his purpose was indeed to persuade O'Selan and Ivy to join forces.If he had fantasies about Chris before, this incident made him completely have to stand on Ivy's team.His thoughts and calculations not only know Chris, but also use it. He will never get Chris, so he can only destroy him.He wants to be the patriarch's mate, and only Ivy can grant his wish.As for O'Selan, he has neither the ability nor the support of the patriarch, no matter before or now, he is only worthy of being used to remove obstacles.

Seeing his appearance, Osseran knew that he was right. Enduring the annoyance in his heart, he went to the door and opened the animal skin curtain, "Go, take your things, and don't come to me hypocritically in the future. , otherwise don’t blame me for being rude.”

Rosa took the things and said, "You deserve it for being ignorant of the times." She left angrily.

Before Osseran put down the door curtain, he heard his parents reprimand angrily: "Osseran! This is an opportunity! Even if they want to use you, you can use them in turn. Do you really want to live like this for the rest of your life?"

Seeing the disappointment on his parents' faces, he shook his head mockingly, and explained: "Father, don't you understand? Even without Chris, my father would never let me be the patriarch." .Only if Chris inherits the tribe, can we survive. If the matter of attracting animal fluid falls into the hands of Ivy, what do you think he will do to us?" He walked slowly to his mother and father, knelt down and held them hand, said softly, "You and I both know that only Chris is worthy of the position of patriarch and has the ability to make the tribe better. Mother and father, I will take good care of you, don't worry."

Oseran's parents sighed, not knowing whether it was resignation or resignation.In his whole life, he has not kept his love or his partner, and his eldest son is as estranged from him as a stranger. Apart from making Oselan the patriarch, what else can he fight for to keep his power and dignity?Now that the success has fallen short, do you continue to force your son to fight for it knowing that it is impossible to succeed?This time O'Selan lost the title of warrior, what will he lose next time?What Auselan said is correct. Chris will take care of them as a brother when he becomes the patriarch. If Ivy is in charge, I am afraid they will not even have a way to survive.He silently patted the back of O'Selan's hand, acquiescing to his actions.