Straight male animal world strategy

Yan He is an optimistic and lucky person, otherwise he would not have been able to live strong and happily to 15 after his parents died in an air crash at the age of 23.

During this period, I lived a happy life and had many friends. After graduating from university, I was successfully admitted as a civil servant and became a glorious public servant who was free and not short of money.Everyone's evaluation of him is that he is handsome and capable, and he has a face that people can't help but feel sorry for, but he insists on living on his own ability.I thought he was a delicate and beautiful boy, but when I got closer, I realized that he was actually a pure and slightly rough guy, with a slightly longer reflex arc than ordinary people.It broke the hearts of all the face control parties and all kinds of girls who expressed affection for him.Yan He's reply to this was: "Master, although I look like a girl, I have a heart to conquer the stars and the sea."

Yan He has always been lucky. He himself thinks that he can start serving the people from now on, get promoted step by step, marry Bai Fumei, go to work every day from Monday to Friday, play games to conquer the stars and the sea, sleep late on weekends and eat delicious food, and travel to see people on holidays The pinnacle of life in the sea.

However, life is unsatisfactory nine out of ten...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

After walking for a whole day, I faced towering trees, flowers as big as my own face, waist-deep weeds, knee-high hares, a deserted world, and two shining suns in the sky.Even as optimistic as Yan He, he knew that he was either dreaming or time-traveling.Fortunately, at least there are no missing arms or legs. Wearing it is better than soul wear. At least if you can pass through it whole, it is possible to wear it back whole.He rummaged through his backpack to find the last piece of chocolate and ate it, comforting himself like this.

"Oh, my lord, why am I so careless?"

Yan He regretted it.It was precisely because he saw the majestic and magnificent scenery of the Hukou Waterfall that he jumped over the railing to take a selfie, but his foot fell into the air.Then came to this place where there are actually two suns in the sky.

"I wore it before I even had a relationship, and I don't know if the girls here are pretty or not?"

Looking at the uninhabited forest in Liao, Yan He drooped his head in frustration: "Don't talk about girls, I guess I can't even find a man." He muttered in a low voice, turned over, got up, picked up his backpack, and took big steps to continue go forward...

Once it comes, it will be safe. You have to quickly find a place with a water source and set up a tent to live in, and then make plans. Since you didn't die, surviving is always the most important thing.

on the lake.

Chris lay on the shore and took a sip of water with difficulty, and looked up at the sun in the sky.In his heart, he estimated how long he could last. The dehydration aggravated the injury and his spirit was close to collapse, and the wound was festering badly, and he couldn't change back to human form at all.

Maybe... that's not bad...

Chris sneered, closed his eyes tiredly, and recalled the past.

The relationship between father and mother was at odds, and father had an affair and gave birth to an illegitimate child.Because the orcs and the females are almost lifelong, the father who is the patriarch is unwilling to divorce for the sake of reputation, and the mother is also unwilling to divorce for the position of the wife of the tribe's patriarch.The father prefers his half-brother, and the mother prefers the second son. Now that he is seriously injured and missing, I am afraid that no one will come to find the heir of his tribe, and he will only be busy making his preferred son the new heir.Thinking of this, Chris felt a sense of relief.

"The Great Elder always said that after the death of the orcs, they will return to the arms of the beast gods, and then return to the beast world. I don't know if I can be a wandering orc in my next life, and maybe I can have my own female..."

female? !Chris seemed to smell a fresh scent of females approaching from far away. He thought with some self-deprecation that his life was almost gone, and he could still have the hallucination of females appearing in the forest. It seemed that he really wanted to return to the beast god embraced.

But for some reason, he still couldn't help but struggled to open his eyes slightly, and vaguely saw a slender black-haired female walking towards him in a trance, but he was too tired, and before he could see the female's face clearly, he fell into a coma again After passing by, I only had time to remember that female's smell of green grass all over her body.

"Lion? Tiger? Wolf? Liger?"

The female whose taste was remembered by Chris was looking at the unknown creature in front of her in a daze.For Yan He, who was born in New China and grew up in the city, and had only seen raptors in zoos, the unknown creature in front of him was beyond his cognition.But one thing is for sure, this guy is dying.

To save or not to save?Yan He fell into a deep entanglement.Help, what if I turn my face and deny that someone ate me?The story of the farmer and the snake is not just for the farmer and the snake.Yan He, who can be regarded as kind-hearted and pet-loving, really couldn't bear it if he didn't save him.

"Forget it, you're lucky, you're the first big living thing I've seen, don't turn your back on me and deny that I'm eaten. Wild animals have to have human nature, no, animal nature, it's not right, anyway, they have to have a conscience. understand?"

Find the anti-inflammatory medicine in the backpack, feed two to the big white beast, then fetch water from the kettle, boil it and let it cool down, clean the wound of the big white beast, clean up the festering flesh with a knife, and finally wrap it with gauze Yunnan Baiyao bandaged the wound.During the whole process, the big white beast only struggled a little while cleaning the rotten wound, and didn't even open its eyes.After finishing all this, Yan He was already sweating profusely. He fell into the grass and looked at the clouds in the sky with a confused face. He sighed sincerely: "The veterinarian is really hard work! This 350 yuan discounted medicine box is really good. value!"

When the starlight shrouded the forest, Yan He barely built a simple tree house relying on the limited knowledge of survival in the wild that he had learned from TV.

"Well, it's two meters above the ground, the branches can keep out the wind and rain, and the floor is strong enough, not bad, not bad, quite good." A certain person stroked his chin and nodded in admiration.

From a normal person's point of view, this tree house is actually a shack that can barely accommodate a person made out of twigs, but Yan He is quite satisfied with the simple tree house he built.The most important thing is that even if the unidentified fierce beast with a height of about one meter turned its face and turned its back on people, it was impossible to stand up or jump with its current physical condition, so even if it wanted to eat itself, it would not be able to reach itself.He is not stupid, even if Yu Xin couldn't bear to save it, he would never forget that this is a jungle and the opponent is a beast.

"Good night, Dabai." Yan He patted Dabai on the back, lit the fire, climbed up the tree house, and fell asleep peacefully.

In the early morning, Chris woke up.Looking up and seeing the gray sky, I was a little surprised that I was still alive.Looking down at the wound that had been bandaged and treated, and then at the tree house on the big tree beside the fire not far away, smelling the fresh female smell coming from himself and the tree house, he immediately understood that it was the little black-haired girl. The female saves herself.

After thinking for a while, he stood up reluctantly, stabilized his figure, and walked unsteadily to lie down under the big tree.Although he was injured, the aura on his body could always have a deterrent effect, preventing wild beasts from approaching, and it could somewhat protect the safety of that female.Chris thought so, and fell asleep again in a daze...

As soon as Yan He opened his eyes, he was almost fainted by the big white beast squatting under the tree with his eyes closed.Thinking about the escape route, the big white beast suddenly opened its eyes and stared at Yan He from bottom to top without blinking.

"I saved you, understand? You can't eat me, understand?" Yan He had no hope of escaping, and tried to communicate with the big white beast without tears.

Chris: ...I won't eat you, how could an orc eat a female?And you saved me, I want to protect you.

Because he was transformed into a beast and couldn't speak, the big white beast had to tilt his head, made what he thought was the most friendly expression, looked at Yan He, then grinned and stretched out his tongue to lick his lips.

"Fuck! You really want to eat me! You are ungrateful!"

In Yan He's eyes, Chris's friendly expression can only be called ferocious, because he couldn't help licking his saliva entirely because of sex.He was so frightened that he backed up sharply, flustered, the fragile tree house couldn't stand his movement, it fell apart with a bang, and before he could say "help", Yan He was so loud fell in front of the big white beast.

Ignoring the pain coming from his butt, he closed his eyes, wailed, and subconsciously covered his face, preparing to face the severe pain from his body.

Waited ten seconds...no response.Waited 30 seconds...still no response?Yan He couldn't help but move his hand away, and opened his eyes a little in fear, only to see the big white beast staring at him blankly, and then licked his face lightly.

The barbed tongue lightly licked his cheeks, a little itchy and a little numb, Yan He suddenly didn't feel so scared anymore.

"You recognize me? Don't eat me?"

He tried to touch the neck of the big white beast, and got a response from the big white beast licking his saliva again, and finally he was completely relieved.Yan He turned up immediately, and said shamelessly to Dabai Beast's righteous words: "From now on, you will follow me. The kindness of saving your life should be repaid with a spring, so you have to protect me, you know?"

Chris nodded.

"Yo ho, you still nod your head, can you really understand what I'm saying? This place is really evil, are you a monster?" Yan He laughed, once he was sure that his life was safe, there would be one more person who could understand The human bodyguard, he immediately returned to his optimist nature.Patting the big white beast on the head, he smiled solemnly and said, "Don't worry, I will heal your wounds. I will also protect you."

Yan He was born to be good-looking, even if he was frightened by wandering for two days and one night, it only made his clothes dirty and messy.With such a relaxed smile, the eyebrows and eyes are curved, and the open smile is like the warm winter sun, instantly filling Chris's heart.Chris gently rubbed Yan He's hand, put his head on his lap, and closed his eyes comfortably.Yan He followed the big white beast's fur one after another. For the first time since he came to this other world, he felt a sense of security in his heart.

With the help of the big white beast, life immediately becomes easier.One person and one beast found a small cave not far from the water source, and they simply arranged it with the animal skins and hay obtained from the hunting of the big white beast, and officially bid farewell to the days of eating and sleeping in the open.Under Yan He's care, Chris' injuries healed day by day. Apart from the help of medicine, it must be said that his own recovery ability is simply amazing.The prey also changed from the original pheasant, mountain rabbit and bird eggs to meatier and larger wild boar and bison.

"Dabai, what exactly is this place? Why haven't I seen a living person after so long?" After the food and clothing were settled, Yan He began to feel lonely, and he was caressing Dabai while thinking wildly.Do you really want to die alone in the jungle?Didn't see a single one of the same kind until death?Being Tarzan of the ape was never his ideal.

"Ow?"

Chris looked at Yan He in puzzlement. From the time spent together, whether it was Yan He's occasional monologues, or the things he took out when he was treated and changed his dressings, he was sure that this female came from Where he's never been.But there are no living people?Don't you?Or... Chris suddenly thought, maybe this female doesn't know that she is an orc at all?Then these days, he won't really treat himself as a beast all the time, right?Is there such a majestic beast as yourself?Chris was instantly depressed.

"Dabai, what's wrong with you?"

Sensing the frustration of his subordinate Big White Beast, Yan He patted his big head.Chris rubbed his palm perfunctorily, turned his head aside and ignored him, and even his ears drooped.

"Don't be like this, I'll give you barbecue later." Yan He pinched Chris' ear and said with a smile.

"Aww? Aww!"

Chris immediately cheered up, it wasn't that he was worthless, but that Yan He's grilled meat was too good!good!eat!up!Before meeting Yan He, Chris never knew that barbecue could be so delicious.In the past, Luo Fei, the best female in the tribe, would add salt and mint juice when grilling meat. The roasted meat was charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and had a faint fragrance, which made the orcs flock to it.But compared with Yan He's grilled meat, it's simply hard to eat.Yan He dried the spicy fruit and fenugreek that they never ate, and ground them into fine powder.Before roasting the meat, the meat is salted first, then the powder is sprinkled on it, and it is beaten vigorously with a wooden stick.When roasting, it will be brushed with layers of sweet honey. The roasted meat is golden in color, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, fragrant and tangy. The taste, mixed with the sweetness of honey outside, is simply indescribably delicious.When Chris ate it for the first time, Mei almost swallowed his tongue.Later, Yan He made grilled mushrooms, grilled fish, etc., but Chris said that the best thing is still honey grilled meat!none of them! !

"Are you really not a monster? Not only can you understand what I say, you like to eat cooked food, you want to be a vegetarian, and you are actually picky eaters." Looking at Chris's bright eyes and ears that immediately stood up, Yan He was a little suspicious. It can't really be a monster, can it?But the gender is wrong, the ones who repay favors in Liaozhai are all female monsters, and all of them are beautiful women.I have never seen a story about a male monster repaying a favor, but there are quite a few cannibals.

Chris glanced at Yan He speechlessly, and seriously considered whether to forcibly transform back into a human form regardless of his physical condition.To be treated as a beast and a monster by a female all day long is simply a disgrace to the orcs.

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