Dad Raiders

"Hey, there are so many people." Yueyong arrived first with a team of Yoshihara Self-Defense Forces and Baihua from the Edo Fugetsu Field, and she asked Sakata Yinshi, "Yin-sang, you have also got the Heavenly Man is about to Is there any news of another invasion of Earth?"

"Ah, I just heard." Sakata Gintoki said, "You women, you have to be careful when you go to the battlefield."

"Why, you look down on women!?" Hearing this, not only Yueyong's team stood up, but even Liu Sheng's nine guards also stood up.

"Don't dare." Sakata Gintoki picked his nose, "It's just that the battlefield has been dominated by men since ancient times. You women are all beautiful. When you go to the battlefield, don't forget to take care of yourself. What about appearance?"

"In order to protect the earth, don't care about its ugly appearance!" Yue Yong pointed to her cheek and said, "Since I was asked by my master to give up my female identity and live as a child, I have never seen myself as a woman again!"

"Me too!" Yagyu Nine Guards said, "I was also raised by the Yagyu family as a boy since I was a child, and I didn't regard myself as a woman. As for appearance, as long as A Miao doesn't dislike it, I don't care."

"Hey, Miss A Miao is mine!" Kondo Hoon shouted.

"Yueyong, I'm really sorry that you said that." Sakata Gintoki also looked at Yueyong and said, "According to the feedback from readers of "JUMP", the two of us are the official partners of "Gintama". If you don't regard yourself as a woman, then don't you and I have sex?"

"Fuck you, bastard!" Yue Yong took a handful of Ku Wu and put it on Sakata Yinshi's neck.

"Wow, I didn't expect there to be ninjas in this world!" Seeing Kunai, the little "Uzumaki Naruto" and the little "Jiraiya" and other children all cried out.

At first, they thought that Edo was called the country of samurai, and all martial arts practitioners were samurai!

"Yin-sang, I am your official match!" At this time, Hattori Quanzo and Sarutobi Iris also rushed over with a team, and it was Sarutobi Iris who spoke.

"Zenzo, they are here!" Seeing Hattori Quanzo and Sarutobi Iris, the little "Sarutobi Iris" gently pushed the little "Hatori Quanzo".

"Sister Iris, someone who looks the same as you has appeared!" said the little "Sarutobi Kohamaru".

"The three of us have the same surname, and I don't know if there are people here who look the same as us." said the little Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"I don't like natto, the official will definitely not go against the sky!" Seeing that Sarutobi Iris was about to rub himself on his body, Sakata Gintoki dodged.

"There are no absolutes in this world, you will definitely like Yinsang!" Sarutobi Iris said, "Your future wife can only be me!"

"Hmph, what a shameless woman!" Yue Yong gave Sarutobi Iris a tasteful look.

"You're shameless bastard!" Sarutobi Iris said, and got mixed up with Yueyong.

"..." Seeing this, the little "Sarutobi Iris" was stunned.

She really didn't want to believe that the thick-skinned woman in front of her, who was a bit like being abused, actually looked the same as her!

Moreover, this woman actually likes the enlarged version of the little "Sakata Gintoki", that dead fish eye! ?

Involuntarily, she glanced at the little "Sakata Gintoki" again, she -- she would really fall in love with such a guy with dead fish eyes, natural curly silver hair, and a sweet tooth! ?

No, this must not be real, it's all fake!

"Hey, are you also called Quanzo?" The little "Quanzo Hattori" saw the man who looked the same as him, and walked forward.

"Yes, you are..." Quanzo Hattori looked at the child in front of him, feeling a little familiar.

"Quan Zang, this little guy looks exactly like you when you were young!" Sarutobi Iris said while fighting with Yue Yong.

"Really?" Quanzo Hattori touched his face, then asked the little "Zenzo Hattori", "Do you like to watch "JUMP"?"

"Of course!" Little "Quanzo Hattori" nodded and asked, "Do you have hemorrhoids?"

"..." Hearing this, Quanzo Hattori was stunned for a moment, and a certain part suddenly tightened. He looked at the little "Zenzo Hattori" with some precautions, "Why are you asking this!?"

"Because I have it too!" Little "Quanzo Hattori" said, "I just like to watch "JUMP". Hemorrhoids!"

"..." Quanzo Hattori was silent, "It's very similar to my experience."

"Do you also like spicy food!?" Little "Hatori Quanzo" asked again.

"Yes." Quanzo Hattori nodded, "How do you know what I like?"

"Because I also love spicy food!" said the little "Quanzo Hattori", "It is because of the long time of squatting on the tuba and the love of spicy food, which made us have hemorrhoids in the first place, and then we have hemorrhoids later. Serious!"

"Then what method do you have for treating hemorrhoids?" Hattori Zenzo seemed to have found a confidant.

"Well..." the little "Hatbu Quanzo" chuckled twice, "It can only be understood, but not expressed in words. After this battle is over, I will tell you the method!"

"Just tell me now!" Hattori Quanzo said, "A man as wise and powerful as me is going to be driven crazy by this hemorrhoid!"

He has tried many methods.

He was drying chrysanthemums facing the moonlight in the yard at night, and he was working hard to take medicine for hemorrhoids. Even, when he was drying chrysanthemums facing the moon at night, Sakata Gintoki, who suddenly fell from the sky, used his thumb exploded-

At that time, he was in so much pain that he was about to die!

Now, the only meaning of his existence is to treat hemorrhoids, even if it is only a small opportunity, he can't let it miss!

"Well, it's a bit embarrassing to say it." The little "Hatori Quanzo" leaned into Hattori Quanzo's ear, told the method, and said, "The main thing is not to take too long every time you get on the tuba, and you can't Sitting for a long time, not too tired, let alone eating spicy food, in this way, the hemorrhoids will gradually heal."

"I know what's behind, but... I... actually want to do that!?" Hattori Zenzo's eyes widened.

"I just said it was embarrassing!" Little "Hatori Quanzo" was a little annoyed.

If he had known earlier, he wouldn't have said it!

"No, you have to say, you have really helped me a lot!" Hattori Zenzo patted the little "Hatori Quanzo" on the shoulder, "This method is very simple and rude, I believe it will definitely cure my hemorrhoids !"

"..." The little "Hatori Quanzo" didn't know what to say for a while.

Obviously, that should be embarrassing!

……

"Ah, ah." Here, Sakata Gintoki is also stopping Yueyong and Sarutobi Iris, "I said you two women, even if it's for me, you don't need to fight like this, I know I Very attractive, you all want to be good wives, but..."

"Go to hell!" Maybe it was Xing's head, Yueyong and Sarutobi Iris couldn't listen to anyone's words, and at the same time, each of them punched Sakata Gintoki's eyes.

Suddenly, a new type of national treasure was born——

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"Everyone be quiet!" Seeing that there are more and more people, the scene is getting more and more out of control, and the spaceship of Tianren is getting closer and closer to the earth, Dong Junyi couldn't help shouting, "What do you have?" Resentment or love talk, we can wait until the war is over, now is a moment that concerns the survival of the earth, can you cheer up!?"

Originally, this group of guys came here to jointly resist heaven and man!However, the moment they met, why did they even forget their original purpose! ?

Should he say that this is because "Gintama" is such a tune, or should he say that Sakata Gintoki and others are poisonous! ?

"Haven't the Heavenly Man come yet!? Let's talk about it after we finish fighting!" Yueyong and Sarutobi Iris said, and they fought together again.

"..." Dong Junyi was really helpless, "It will be too late when the heaven and man come!"

The survival of this world has nothing to do with him, but the world of "Gintama" also belongs to Two-dimensional, and it belongs to the scope they want to maintain in the future!

If the earth in the world of "Gintama" is destroyed by heaven and man, does "Gintama" still exist! ?Does someone's warrior soul still exist! ?Do viewers of the three-dimensional "Gintama" still have to watch it! ?

All these things show their great responsibility to defend the earth!

"Yin-sang, these two women fought because of you, you can persuade them again!" Yatu Kagura was also very aggressive at first, but now she also has feelings for the earth, and she doesn't want the earth to be destroyed by heaven and man .

"Look at my eyes, these two women are too violent, whoever is willing to persuade whom, I can't control it anymore." Sakata Gintoki rubbed his original pair of dead fish eyes, now his panda eyes .

"Yin Sang, as a manly man, you have to take responsibility! The two of them fought to be your wife, but they delayed our plan to save the earth. If you don't take up the responsibility of a man, The earth will be destroyed because of you!" Shimura Shinpachi said.

"Hey, I'm under a lot of pressure when you say that, the two of them beat them, it has nothing to do with me!" Sakata Gintoki shrugged off responsibility.

"Baga! How dare you say that the fight between us has nothing to do with you, you bastard!" As he spoke, Yueyong and Sarutobi Ayame punched Sakata Gintoki's panda eyes respectively.

In an instant, the pair of panda eyes became more clear and moving——

"I said you two women are sick!" Sakata Gintoki was also very aggrieved, "I said that you fought for me, and you should join forces to beat me. I said that your fight has nothing to do with me, and you still If you want to beat me up, it's hard to be a man, and it's even harder to be a man!"

"Hmph, let's let it go today, we will fight again after we save the earth!" Yueyong left such a sentence after parting from Sarutobi Iris.

"It's just what I want." Sarutobi Ayame said, "You're not a bad woman, you're just a little bit worse than me."

"You can say whatever you like, I don't want to argue with a woman like you." Yue Yong returned to their team.

She and Sarutobi Iris are both female ninjas. Although they have different moves, it is undeniable that the two of them are really evenly matched in fights.

"Their ninjutsu is different from ours." When Yueyong and Sarutobi Iris were fighting, all the children in "Naruto" were also observing carefully, but at the end of the observation, they were greatly disappointed.

These ninjutsu are not much different from samurai at all!It's just that there are too many hidden weapons!How is it like their ninjutsu, which is activated by chakra, not only can change the form, but also perform illusions, spells and so on!

"Isn't this normal?" All the children in "Heizi's Basketball" also said, "Our basketball is also very different from the basketball in Dad's world!"

"The detective industry is also the same." The little "Edogawa Conan" echoed, "However, I hope that when I fight against the celestial beings later, my name as the elementary school student of death can be effective, so that all the celestial beings who invaded the earth will be taken advantage of." alright!"

"..." Hearing these children's words, Dong Junyi was silent.

Do you think that your magical ninjutsu, ball skills and detective abilities are available in all worlds! ?

"Dad, Celestial Man's spaceship is getting closer." Little "Hatake Kakashi" looked into the sky for a while and said to their father.

"I know." Dong Junyi nodded, seeing that this group of children gave all the relevant personnel present that kind of wings, he said, "Now, everyone is equipped, let us go to the sky together to resist the attack of heaven and man." Invasion!"

"Father, I have also collected a lot of worms these days, and they should be useful." Little "Yingu" said.

"What kind of bug!?" Sakata Gintoki, Hijikata Shirōro and others all came over to look at it, but their faces turned pale with fright, "Ahh—isn't this Apiao!?"

"Hmph, we are materialists, so we are not afraid of such 'non-existent' things." The little "Lelouch Lampelucci" looked indifferent.